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how much is m7 now?

mah dad will be the first to have it in naija

MrCork:
....bruv...the problem wit that Nigeria is that u people tooo dyammmm superstious like u livin in preristoric age hunter of rat & rabbit....... Serrriously.....

...so a woman appear In yor car tellin u yor girl friend crazy but instead of seeekin quality medical advise...u belief her and then came to ask bored nairalaners guys loookin for women to help?...Abi?....

ma professional advise?.... They need to sprinkle holy water on yor head so yor brain can wise up (no ooofesnce)

oahk tnx u

temigracie:
Her relations are currently mading?


Hehehehehehe




Can't stop laughing.

Am not sure you need serious advise atall... Why insult or abuse people who choose to look and comot eye?

stop fearing... ogun will not visit u :- \

[quote author=delishpot post=27471 670]Ha ha. Ogun ko, shango ni. BTW I for like see ogun in person sha. So, i will not make any comment regarding the post. I dey wait for ogun.[/quote] fear fear

if you view this thread nd didt comment, ogun will visit you

as am typing me this right now, am rolling down with tears i have been dating this girl for 5years now, yextaday i went to see her pple after the introduction, i was resting in my car when one old woman came to me and told me that madness runs in the family of my girlfriend , that her father and two of her brothers die of madness even some of her relation are currently mading, after hearing this i burst into tears and went to ask my girlfriend..she comfirm everything saying that she has been waiting for the right time to tell me...... pls i need urgent advice on this, should i contiune or not??

YungwizzzyPt7:
See mumu

BoiledCorn:

Do you have scense at all?

pot dey call kettle black

me cokacola beliv this?? pheew

I meet this girl 3months ago at the airport, we somehow got close that before i could kwn we started dating. She love me so very much and i even her too, even planning to carry her "go see mama" but am having one problem with her anytime am with her, she always fart( that kind fart that u wont hear the sound but smells badly). I have confront her many times but she says she does not know when she do it and that it happens anytime we are together.. Pls i need matured advice only

i remenber back then in school, my teacher will always tell me " cokacola...ok! ok!! bye

[quote author=Tallesty1 post=2 7404117]lols.....

I never see the woman wey get the mind nah./quote] i use to say dis

[quote autho r=priscaoge post=27404033]



[size=16pt] *Faints *[/size][/quote]dont faint on my thread pls

evegran:
LOL! OP, some slaps are sexy. It is love

do u slap you guy?

EDDIEBANGA:
@OP
You are a big fool. If na boy now u go get power.. na small pikin dey use u shine like dat
Shame on you!! People like u go dey beat e younger ones for house but small 19yr old dey use slap burn ur face
Na wah

evegran:
LOL! OP, some slaps are sexy. It is love

do u slap you guy?

am 32 years dating a girl of 19 . we love and understand each other very well but anytime we having argument, she will give me a very hot thunderous slap , me will take it as been loved and letter she will beg me and we have make sex. but now it becoming really embrassing cus she slaps me everywere even in front of my friend.... please is this normal

see fine boys everywere ooh i woould have post the pix i took with andyblaze on :-Xindpedent day....buh

A nairalander Mr cokacola has revealed he's nursing a political ambition. Speaking with the Daily Independent Newspaper,
Mr cokacola he has joined the DPPM as Director General in the Diaspora.

make his intentions knew, saying;

‘We just want to say enough is enough. It is time power and our policies shift hands to fresher minds, to stronger fortes, to people that are ready to move with the momentum of time, tide and changes. But it cannot be conceivable if you are saddled in that position for over two decades? How can you grow? How can you go with the tide of time? Biologically too, time will catch up with you because you are growing old in that position.

“Look at advanced countries of the world, and take a close look at people that have moved forward, these are people who have put things in place so that changes will be constant. Refreshment of minds, ideas, psychology, idiosyncrasies will be constant except for Nigeria.

“The same circle of people that governed us 20 years ago are the same people who are still ruling us, what are they still doing there? So many of them are in their 80s, grandfathers by all rights! Are they not tired? Suffering and smiling has become our motto, our slogan”, cokacola lamented.

“There are black men of strong background and strong voice abroad. We have them everywhere. There is a rippling effect, that whatsoever resonates here touches the whole world. This is the strongest economy, the most populous black nation in the world. You cannot say that what we are doing concerns Nigerians alone. It concerns Africa, in the weight of what we are doing, we are carrying everybody along.” Mr Cokacola said

tosyne2much:
Read the top=» Enters thread=» Read the write up=» shook my head=» Unzip my trouser=» brought out my 14.5 inch Diccck full of cobwebs=» Pee on OP's head=» walks out of thread

DRY

Baddo101:
it could however mean somebody somewhre is using her image to torment you. whereas she mait not be aware of it. probably @ dat point she may b having sweet dreams about u.

thats what i have been thinking.... Thanks bro

i have been dating this girl since 2years and finally decieded to propose to her this month and she acepted but the problem now is that ever since then, each time she is spending the night in my place she will be chasing me with cultlass in my dreams and if i wake up frm the and look at her i will see her smilling in her sleep....pls i need urgent advice on this

prettythicksme:
Christmas is coming naa,she go use at do ballon for your house chill OK,na decoration item

but why is she hidding it

SirHouloo:
Leave it there and keep checking if the number remains the same or keep reducing. Don't jump into conclusion so fast.

tnx i will do just that

i came back home this after and went to fix myself something to eat, didt what made look at one locker like that and decide to open it....lo and behold i saw one catoon of condom hidden by my girlfrnd and we dont use condom. what is she doing with it biko

this afternoon i was chilling with davido at my mension exstate when a call came on and thou to say his phone get fault he now put and on loud speaker and i heard the caller(samkef) telling him that saeon is already here that he should come out let them go and.arm bush wizkid am beat him .....pls mods frontpage i dont want anything to happen to wizkid

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