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PoliticsRe: We’ve No Information To Provide On Aisha Buhari Being Wanted In US –US by cokoduck: 2:37am On Jul 13, 2016
yeye
chai Yoruba lagos ibadan express way brown envelope journalism, okay, how does we do not have any info to provide equate to Aisharliburton is clean?
Car TalkRe: About Brain Box Reprogamming. by cokoduck: 1:07pm On Jul 12, 2016
klens:
On the dash board , there is a key always flashing in red colour , i already bought a new ecu, according to the scan , the technician said the ecu is faulty . the car starts when cold ,and hardly start when hot, there is a little smoke in the exhaust pipe .i bought new fuel pump, crank shaft sensor etc. it has NAT5 system
I don't think your technician knows what he is doing, you are not supposed to buy these parts, once I saw fuel pump, crankshaft position sensor and new ECU I quickly knew he is a quack, the simple thing is this, put the original ECU back and start the car, then allow the engine to warm up, then make the car act up again, when it refuses to start, then you check for two things, Spark and fuel. An engine needs three things to start, they are spark, fuel and compression (air), but you check for two because it starts, albeit when cold, so at that time it refused to start check for the missing component, it should either be spark or fuel.
PoliticsRe: Do Igbo Really Hate Themselves As Others Opined ? by cokoduck: 9:55am On Jul 12, 2016
alade112:
Gain my patronage as in howhuh He doesn't sell long shaft engine yet he dont want me to buy from the guy next to himhuh Which kind marketing gimmick be thathuh Dat is hate and nothing morehuh
Nigerians and redefinition of English words are like 5 and 6
PoliticsRe: NDA Blows Up Another Pipeline. #boom by cokoduck: 7:59am On Jul 12, 2016
nicedas:
This is no news na, all these bandits carrying out a terro act all in the name of justice will soon meet its ends. Because he who goes to justice must be clean.
this is mere civil disobedience, not terrorism, abi you wan redefine the the term terrorism?
PoliticsRe: IPOB, A Disaster For Biafra, By Chukwuemerie Uduchukwu- Premium Times by cokoduck: 4:54pm On Jul 11, 2016
Victorvexz:
See this one. Keep leaving a fake life and keep believing all the lies Nnamdi Kanu told u. If Biafra existed before Nigeria, then who was their first president, King or prime minister? If u can't give me answer to this simple question, then I will assume u are following Ipob blindly like Zombies. Ipob followers are the real zombies,
have you read the book things fall apart? Biafra had no central government, it was based on egalitarianism, each fedarating unit had her own laws but there were also general laws that governed everyone. Merit was the other of the day, unlike in niga area where it is for dogs and pigs.
NK willingly gave himself up for Biafra, so do you want him to cut off his own head and give it to you on a platter of gold before you believe?
PoliticsRe: IPOB, A Disaster For Biafra, By Chukwuemerie Uduchukwu- Premium Times by cokoduck: 4:37pm On Jul 11, 2016
omenka:
iPod is nothing but an instrument, a terrorist organisation, created by PDP to distract, frustrate and sabotage any incoming government in an event Jonathan loses his bid for retention in Abuja.

This is evident in the fact that her most fervent supporters would kill and die for the likes of Fayose, Fani Kay ode, Saraki, Dasuki, Dopkesi, El Zakzaki, and the rest of those that bear no allegiance whatsoever to their fabled enclave.

It is nothing but a collection of indescribably gullible youths and a few grandpas who feel their misery in life is as a result of anyone else's action but theirs, and were sold a very stupid dummy to hate anyone who supports any party but PDP anyone but Jonathan.

Ask them what the map of their imaginary country looks like and you'd get as many divergent responses as the number of respondents!

Ask what their system of government would be and you get a similar answer as above.

All they do is stir up trouble online and offline, threaten to kill anyone who doesn't accept their stupid naratives even if they person is their blood brother, hold bishops to ransom in streets unless he pledges allegiance to their course, create a useless currency that can't buy even an office pin, etc.

I pray they receive sense someday.
you are the one who needs to receive sense, okay? My enemies's enemy is my friend and in politics friendship is not permanent but interests are! Okay?

IPOB is the name not iPod, iPod is a registered trademark by Apple, it is IPOB.

Biafra existed before your nihga area, IPOB has absolutely nothing to do with PDP, because even before the Selection Nnamdi KANU warned everybody not to go and vote and that GEJ was a fool, and he had already lost.
NK has said it again and again that he has not interest in ruling Biafra, but you people have very strong heads and very short memories.
Buhari has already failed and your niga area will fail into oblivion, even you yourself know that. We will know who has the last laugh.
The 1diot that wrote that article is not even known by anybody, he is one of the useless people who are proud to be called slaves, and anybody that supports him is like him.
It is not the job of IPOB to choose the kind of government that will be used in Biafra, Biafrans themselves will decide by consensus.
God Bless the Niger Delta Avengers.
If you don't like them, then hug a wet live transformer.
PoliticsIgbos Listen by cokoduck(op): 5:15am On Jul 06, 2016
Car TalkRe: 2013 Wrangler Sport Limited Parasitic Drain - Dead Battery Every Morning by cokoduck: 10:33am On Jun 30, 2016
go to YouTube and type on the search bar, how to stop parasitic drain on a car.
It is the same in every makes and models of cars. You will need a Multimeter.

2013 JEEP by Chrysler, I really hope it is not the TIPM ( Pronounced tipum) is that the fault here, TIPM means Totally Integrated Power Module, it is a big can of worms. It costs a lot of money.
LiteratureRe: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by cokoduck: 8:59am On Jun 30, 2016
sarutobie:
what is "pure igbo"huh? the dialect spoken in ngwa land? or the one in anambra? or the one in nsukka? or the one in owerri? or the one in ohafia?? or the one spoken in ikwerre? do you even know the difference between dialect and language?? can an anambra man fully understand the dialect of an abiriba man? even though they are all IGBO language?
I for example can not understand abakiliki dialect, but it is still Igbo, what these yarimgba people dont know is that Igbo is a very big language and there exists the general Igbo, the one learn at school.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Elders Disown Avengers, MASSOB by cokoduck: 8:51am On Jun 30, 2016
focus7:
I trust Igbos with their disunited we stand syndrome, I have expected this long ago.
Don't be a phool there is ONLY ONE IPOB IN THIS WORLD, THE ONE AND ONLY, HEADED BY NNAMDI KANU. the man whose name was mentioned in that article is a member of ohaneze ndi aturu
PoliticsRe: Onitsha, Nigeria To Be Given The Title Of "Most Polluted City" In The World by cokoduck: 8:34am On Jun 30, 2016
Onicha is still a Town not a city, if it is about the dirtiest city, it is Lagos.
PoliticsRe: IPOB Elders Disown Avengers, MASSOB by cokoduck: 8:30am On Jun 30, 2016
There is ONLY ONE IPOB IN THIS WORLD, THE ONE AND ONLY, HEADED BY NNAMDI KANU. the man whose name was mentioned in that article is a member of ohaneze ndi aturu
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Igbo Elders Disown IPOB, Niger Delta Avengers by cokoduck: 8:26am On Jun 30, 2016
bonechamberlain:
supreme council of ipob, Igbo elders. huh
Which one come be supreme council if IPOB? hia na wa ohh
LiteratureRe: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by cokoduck: 12:49am On Jun 30, 2016
Ariani:
Point out one part of my post that is false.

The characters in " the concubine" were repeately referred as Ibos by the Young Elechi Amadi, is it not obvious that Elechi considered himself an Ibo, when he was writing that story line?

Is it not true that after the war, Elechi Amadi metamorphosed to Relechi Ramadi and was the the cheerleader in the Igbophophic campaign that had since taken root and grown into an Orji tree in Ikwerrreland today?

Did Relechi Ramadi not doctor a book where he claimed against all known human rationality and logic, that Ikwerre migrated from Bini and are Bini people?

Did Relechi Ramadi not become irrelevant in the literature world after the civil war when he became consumed with Igbophobia and reduced himself to a parochial writer blinded by Igbophobic sentiments?
very relevant questions, keep it up
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Car TalkRe: . by cokoduck: 6:33pm On Jun 29, 2016
Mikollon1:
Ok I'll get the live data as soon as I can
before you do it, I hope you know what live data is, if not got to you tube search bar and type, Schrödinger's box the secret if engine diagnostics: FUEL TRIM, it is a two part video, before doing anything.
Car TalkRe: . by cokoduck: 5:38pm On Jun 29, 2016
Mikollon1:
When it heats up.
mais, voila le problem!
When it enters into what is called closed loop, that is to say, when the engine fuel management system kicks on, I believe that one or more 0² sensors especially the downstream (after the catalytic converter) O2 sensor is bad, so the ECU thinks that there is too much fuel in the system and tries to cut it back, thereby starving your engine of fuel, Mind you I may be wrong, because I haven't seen your live data, I will use the live data to validate or disprove my theory, try to get that data.
Car TalkRe: . by cokoduck: 3:22pm On Jun 29, 2016
Mikollon1:
The O2 sensor is linked to the fuel economy. I'm more concerned about the car going off for now
Na wa for you ohh. Your car needs three things to work, compression, spark and FUEL, the o2 sensor is part of the FUEL management system, and you scanned your car, at least the first two codes is talking about O2 sensor, so test the sensor and see if it working, if yes, then the problem is the circuit, if no, then buy a new sensor, if your car has no fuel will it start? If the ECU sees a particular data and reacts to it and reduces fuel supply so much that your car engine stalls, who or what do you blame?
Any ways does it happen immediately you start the car or when it heats up?
Car TalkRe: . by cokoduck: 9:36am On Jun 29, 2016
Mikollon1:
The scan was done twice. After the first scan, the codes were erased.

I drove the car for about 1km before the second scan. The same set of codes repeated.
good, we need the live data, take pictures if the live data and post them, especially the LTFT, or look for a better and more professional technician to analyze the data, or you play swaptronics and cross your fingers to see if it will work.I mean buy a new 02 sensor
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Fiction: A Collection Of Evidence by cokoduck: 9:10am On Jun 29, 2016
johnydon22:
I don't open threads with copy and paste, far better than that
lies
PoliticsRe: Army To Round-up 25 Retired Officers Over Buratai Dubai Property by cokoduck: 9:07am On Jun 29, 2016
alujonjonkijon:
why cant buratai resolves the scandal by disclosing the sources of his income by which he was able to buy the house.i believe his estacodes etc earned during many of his military postings can buy these house when added to the income of his wife.should a general not have a fall back plan upon retirement?
That is totally impossible, his salary in this position he currently occupies is 700,000 to 900,000 naira, at 1,000,000 naira, he needs to save for not less than 14 or 15 years to buy those mansions, that is if he doesn't make any expenses, and he has two wives, each with kids, look these people declare properties they don't own in the CCB only to pay for them when they assume office, if you then ask, they say oh! I declared it as my asset in the CCB go and check it, hehehehe! Open ya eyes.
Car TalkRe: . by cokoduck: 6:43am On Jun 29, 2016
These codes are 02 sensor related, the first one is o2 sensor circuit high, so, my advice is for you is to erase the codes and run the engine then scan again and know which comes back, the one that comes back is the hard fault, meaning it is happening right now, then we will also need a live data, and freeze frame data of the car from the scan tool.
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Fiction: A Collection Of Evidence by cokoduck: 3:40am On Jun 29, 2016
johnydon22:
I have done that many times... nothing happened and that you don't see Quran critics doesn't make the bible accurate.

From where exactly do you guys derive this type of jaw dropping logic?
you mean copy and paste
Car TalkRe: Low Thermometer Reading by cokoduck: 7:38pm On Jun 28, 2016
oNj:
Sorry bro for the bashing.
In fact it's a capital crime here on cartalk to do those things.

Go fix the cause of your overheating issue, if your car was overheating and return those things back to how they were.
exactly
PoliticsRe: Buratai Bought Second Dubai Property Days After Appointment - Sahara Reporters by cokoduck: 9:01am On Jun 28, 2016
NormalCodes:
"All baboons in the zoo are criminals, they are rogues, after stealing and hiding their loots in foreign lands, they will say Oh One Nigeria, and the monkeys will be jumping from one place to another shouting One Nigeria. Lunatics everywhere" - N.K Jan 21st, 2015.
Great words from a great man
Christianity EtcRe: The Bible Is Fiction: A Collection Of Evidence by cokoduck: 6:52am On Jun 28, 2016
lepasharon:
I would like to see one about the Quran
You will never see anyone saying any nonsense about Koran, the person wey go write that thing wan die? That shows you how authentic the Bible is, for HUNDREDS of years, people have been attacking the good book, left right and center, but unfortunately for them, the Bible remained the eternal guide of people who want to be useful to themselves and the society in general.
Car TalkRe: These Signs On Dashboard, Meaning? by cokoduck: 4:48pm On Jun 27, 2016
You must scan your car
Trac sign means the car is no longer using traction control function
VSC means vehicle stability control,
The engine sign means something is wrong with the Power train,
so scan the car and post the codes, and you must use a professional scanner to scan the vehicle.
PoliticsRe: #biafrexit Latest Update. SCREENSHOT. by cokoduck: 4:40pm On Jun 27, 2016
if there is referendum conducted about Biafra, if Nigeria gets up to 10% in their favor and Biafra gets 90%, Nigeria wins
SportsRe: Extreme: Some Of The World's Most Dangerous And Deadly Sports(Photos) by cokoduck: 3:17pm On Jun 27, 2016
Explorers:
9. Football.


No list of dangerous sports would be complete without including football. Hard to believe but a century ago, the sport was even more brutal than it is now. Those games often left dozens dead on the field. With rudimentary protective equipment, players had their spinal cords compressed, crushed skulls and broken ribs piercing soft tissue. This was due to the practice of spearing and helmet-to-helmet collisions. The situation was terrible till President Roosevelt intervened and urged teams to curb excessive violence.

While rules have been changed to reduce fatalities, excessive tackles still happen and have led to broken bones, concussion, head and neck injuries etc. In recent times, only nine players have died on the field (but a ton of gruesome life-changing injuries), but there’s a more disturbing trend emerging. Research has found that pro football players are at risk for earlier death and dementia by 10 years, over their peers.
you mean hand egg
PoliticsRe: ‘crude Oil Production May Hit 2.3mbpd In Two Weeks by cokoduck: 8:19am On Jun 27, 2016
keep on decieving them oooo
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Leaves For Saudi Arabia To Perform Umrah In Ramadan by cokoduck: 8:16am On Jun 27, 2016
These thieves think that is where their salvation lie, they are just wasting their time.
Hey woman, don't forget to visit the US
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Bank Sponsored His Election And It Wasn't Corruption. by cokoduck: 6:37pm On Jun 26, 2016
louqas:
I don't know . But there is no law that says he can't earn money from other sources legitimately . He can be a director in a company, farm, He can also come from a rich family or even inherit money after he has become a millitary man. The onus is on you to prove he got the money illegitimately or corruptly enriched himself. Or will you say if a son of dangote becomes a soldier he cannot own property in Dubai?
Military service expects exclusive devotion, You can not be a military man and engage in another business lest you give a divided attention, you cannot be a military man and be a director of any company, he never said he inherited any money, Sir Luis Ojukwu, the father of the Emeka Ojukwu you know, was the richest Black man alive then, if he had even 10 houses in Dubai then, we can do a background check, now let us do a background check on Buratai and try to know who his father was and how many properties his father had, and which business his father engaged in that enabled Tukur Burati to own two mansions valued at almost $1,000,000, and remember he said before he became chief of staff.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Bank Sponsored His Election And It Wasn't Corruption. by cokoduck: 6:28pm On Jun 26, 2016
louqas:
I don't know . But there is no law that says he can't earn money from other sources legitimately . He can be a director in a company, farm, He can also come from a rich family or even inherit money after he has become a millitary man. The onus is on you to prove he got the money illegitimately or corruptly enriched himself. Or will you say if a son of dangote becomes a soldier he cannot own property in Dubai?
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