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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (2 - 3) On 28th December 2017 by collinometricx: 8:17pm On Dec 28, 2017
If arsenal lose dis match, i give up on them
Literature › Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by collinometricx: 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2017
[quote author=BiadeFolar ]I need a Sylvia in my life right now. Jesus are you online?[/quote]Lmao
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Literature › Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by collinometricx: 8:46pm On Dec 27, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]Infant, I was about to mention you cheesy nice update[/quote]U don reach here nana
Literature › Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy - Episode 8 by collinometricx: 8:41pm On Dec 27, 2017
Oga olumide54 welcome back..
Hope all is well
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Literature › Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 8:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE ]Kevwe10(give me 10) lol. Welcome. Thankz[/quote]Oga u update
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 10:34am On Dec 27, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]And you didn't check since yesterday shocked undecided[/quote]I just saw it
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 10:26am On Dec 27, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]And you didn't check since yesterday shocked undecided[/quote]I mistakenly dismissed d one u sent...
So i sent u another one
Travel › Re: Bus Crushes Girl's Leg In Enugu Accident (Graphic Photos) by collinometricx: 9:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
Jeezzzzz...
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 8:23pm On Dec 26, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]Hehehe..[/quote]Sent u a pm
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 7:57pm On Dec 26, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]Hehehe..[/quote]shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 7:45pm On Dec 26, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]grin grin grin cheesy tongue[/quote]U too like emoji
Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 7:24pm On Dec 26, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]Thanks cheesy

You're the shy guy from the "Life of a shy guy story" grin grin[/quote]Jeez!!!
Which kind compliment b dis
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Literature › Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by collinometricx: 7:18pm On Dec 26, 2017
[quote author=Gucciqueen38 ]Lemme go and start reading from page 0 grin[/quote]Welcome on board...

I saw ur moniker on thread but i cant remember d particular story
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Literature › Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by collinometricx: 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2017
Infant ooooohh...
Dis ur update too der slow...
I thought d blog u shared will be better...
But i was wrong...

At least, the blog ought to b ahead with nting less down 4 or 5 episodes...

U gats work on it oooh
Literature › Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 5:36pm On Dec 26, 2017
[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE ]Bros no make me vex o.
When you balance dey destroy d turkey lap yesterday, you call me?
Lol[/quote]Dat one...
Hahahaha.
Nor think am..
I nor kill anytin yesterday ni...
Literature › Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 4:01pm On Dec 26, 2017
Dis ur update too der short
Music/Radio › LMAO!! See The 4 Nigerian Songs You’ve Been Singing Wrong Your Entire Life by collinometricx(op): 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2017
I can’t wait to ruin your childhood memories!!

Everyone waxes nostalgic when they remember their childhoods. If you had a bad childhood, don’t worry I’m about to ruin the ones of those that had good ones.

Growing up in Naija, we had some songs we’ve been singing since we were toddlers. We learnt these songs and joined the multitude that has been singing it wrong for ages.

Here are some songs that many Nigerians have been singing wrong since they were kids:



1. Sandalili Sandalili
Every primary school child from the 90’s knows this song. We sang it and we were proud. But did you know we’ve been singing it all wrong since time immemorial?

Correct: Standard living, standard living.

I wonder how we made the jump from standard living to sandalili.



2. The most excellency is Jesus
This is another song many Christians sing. I bet you will hear this when you go to church on Sunday. The correct wording is:

Correct: The most excellent king is Jesus.



3. Jangilova epo motor
This was another favourite of us when it comes to playing games. I wonder where we got Jangilova when it is:

Jingle over like a motor



4. Osingo Osingo, Praise the Lord
This song is actually “O sing my soul, praise the Lord”. But as Nigerians, we have invented our own version lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by collinometricx: 11:01pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=sod09 ]Some many average players, why is kola on bench,so mustafi is now fit for bench too. Cech ,xhaka,Sanchez are suppose to be on bench too[/quote]I agree with u here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 10:58pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=seunmohmoh ]That person wey carry them 2x and over1 to chop 20k.. How far? wey my share?[/quote]If to say he lose am..

U nor go talk
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 10:57pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=dominique ]His form has really dropped compared to when he was in Chelsea, we need a new keeper[/quote]We have ospina..
Dat guy is far better dan cech...
Wenger should atleast give him chance..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 10:44pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=dominique ]The 3rd goal entered. Cech mess up sha.[/quote]I swear cech na bastard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 10:39pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=hemartins ]Maybe you have a better option[/quote]Dats what i am talking about
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 9:37pm On Dec 22, 2017
With iwobi in d super eagles team, they will not pass group stage...

Missing balls like dere is no 2moro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by collinometricx: 9:35pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=usbcable ]Barca fans and their ways don tey wey dem dey show misdemeanor for here[/quote]Nor b small tin
Literature › Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 7:30pm On Dec 22, 2017
Dope updates every were
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by collinometricx: 7:03pm On Dec 22, 2017
philfearon:
Trophyless bunch of Capital føøls!!
@Usbcable, I used to think u are wise,but was mistaken..So who and who formed La liga in the first place? Anu mpam!!
grin angry grin grin grin
Literature › Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by collinometricx: 6:55pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=Methylblack ]grin grin
Lobatan... grin
Lobatan...[/quote]I greet u oooh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 6:41pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=lifezone247 ]long time brother.[/quote]I hide mha face all this while cos of our constant draws and losing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (3 - 3) On 22nd December 2017 by collinometricx: 12:27pm On Dec 22, 2017
Mk i sit down near lifezone247 my real og
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 24th January 2018 by collinometricx: 12:21pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=Lescalier ]It's over two legs. Second leg in emirate.
Arsenal is taking the tie[/quote]We are winning this one #COYG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 24th January 2018 by collinometricx: 12:20pm On Dec 22, 2017
[quote author=optional1 ]Lemme siddon here..
Chelsea abeg my nephews birthday gift 3 of them oh.
Chelsea over assnal.

Collinomatric oya come[/quote]where u drop d x wen der mha moniker.... welcome to emirates... lemme thrash liverpool today first b4 i face u

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