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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 8:46am On Dec 27, 2017
vickyluvspices:
its a good story u got there,but i have to read carefully to understand each episodes since your pidgin is so advanced...though u got me laughing my teeths out....tanks for the invite... lemme kwantinue so i can meet up..i hear dere is free popcorn....

Dont expect free popcorn from WhizkidEfe oo
Ntin is free in nigeria again
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by buskie13(m): 11:13am On Dec 27, 2017
lol ,that idiot go hear word when get mind go fight for woman,whizkidefe na man you be o,more ginger to your ogogoro
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Holluwaphlexy(m): 11:32am On Dec 27, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
I specially invited you here to read my story. You are highly welcome. Please queue up, so ikdbabie can give you your coke and popcorn.
Please read and share your thoughts (critics and corrections).
Thanks in advance
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holluwaphlexy reporting sir,hope say odeku and peppersoup dey sha
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by kevwe10(f): 6:43pm On Dec 27, 2017
I enjoy this ur story,Otefe here I come,I give u 3gbosa
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:51pm On Dec 27, 2017
Holluwaphlexy:

holluwaphlexy reporting sir,hope say odeku and peppersoup dey sha
Welcome o, Flexy.
Odeku no dey, na medium stout, guiness stout n 1759 dey o (lol).
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As for pepper soup: goat pepper soup, Catfish pepper soup, dog pepper soup(404), pepperless pepper soup sef dey.. Which one you want? Lol
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:06pm On Dec 27, 2017
favch:

grin cheesy chemistry ke biology ni Lol, do you also need spectacles grin grin
Itz BioChemistry o. Lol . vickyluvspices aka luvDoctor. You are the love ingredients of our time o, i hail you. Lol

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:31pm On Dec 27, 2017
kevwe10:
I enjoy this ur story,Otefe here I come,I give u 3gbosa
Kevwe10(give me 10) lol. Welcome.. Thankz
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:31pm On Dec 27, 2017
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 8:00pm On Dec 27, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE :
Kevwe10(give me 10) lol. Welcome. Thankz
Oga u update
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Holluwaphlexy(m): 9:14pm On Dec 27, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Welcome o, Flexy.
Odeku no dey, na medium stout, guiness stout n 1759 dey o (lol).
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As for pepper soup: goat pepper soup, Catfish pepper soup, dog pepper soup(404), pepperless pepper soup sef dey.. Which one you want? Lol
efe it b like say na that aboki cow meat go fit do am o............just shadow me as i dey do surgery for the meat mek kpor kpor/community/army no reason my mata o,ride on bro
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 9:56pm On Dec 27, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Itz BioChemistry o. Lol
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vickyluvspices aka luvDoctor.
You are the love ingredients of our time o, i hail you. Lol

shocked shocked shocked
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:44pm On Dec 27, 2017
Continuation..
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"You can never please girls! Even God Himself gave them eyebrows but they prefer to clean it and draw their own"
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We carried the boy to one corner and asked him to sit on the ground, that command was followed by slaps from different angle (General beating things).
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' Rambo, as na you first get babe for this school so, you go fit beat everybody for here? Na Power soap you take dey baff abi?,' i asked while giving the mugu boy a dirty slap (para mood stil activated)
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"ahh my eye o! My ear o! Abeg o! Abeg!! Make ona free me abeg!," the boy shouted in pain while receiving slaps from all sides.
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" your babe call you com fight, you con really com fight cos you be superman abi?
You reach here finish, you see senior men for here, you nor fit ask us wetin happen, you con rush go slap the other babe ehn?
Who you be? That question was followed by another slap from one hefty guy among us.
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" ahh bros! Ahhh! I be my papa pikin o, abeg! I no go try am again! Na devil push me o! Na devil! Ahh see wetin devil don put me o! Kai!," the boy pleaded while shouting.
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At the shout of kai! We all burst out laughing out loud.
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' superman, since wen you turn aboki na?,' i asked the boy while laughing.
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" abeg! Make ona forgive me! Na beg i dey!," the boy pleaded while shouting.
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'Chairmen, abeg make we free d guy, he don realise him mistake.
Abeg! Na our fellow guy, make we pardon am abeg! I pleaded with the fellow guys there cos i felt pity for superman.
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' lover boy, no allow devil use you next time! If you like make you go mumu yourself cos of babe next time, you go get sense!' i cautioned the boy at thesame time pleading with the other guys.
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They finally left the boy, after giving him some fews slaps(soft touch).
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' dis one wey your face don add weight so, your babe go stil recognize you so?' i asked lover boy while everyone laughed again.
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'Ogbeni, dem no dey carry babe matter for head o, na shoulder dem dey put am, you dey hear?
Nor try dis rubbish for your life next time o,! I added.
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While we were giving lover boy words of wisdom, some community boys came in.
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"where the cult boy wey com slap my babe?," one of the community boys asked while walking towards us.
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To be continued

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 11:01pm On Dec 27, 2017
Lol .
Another trouble,
See what a gul put u into
But wait oo, how can group of guys beat a cult guy abi theem no fear fear
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 11:09pm On Dec 27, 2017
Lolz. Na D I E be my guy second name so. Good luck receiving ur beating lover boy.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:15pm On Dec 27, 2017
favch:
Lol .
Another trouble,
See what a gul put u into
But wait oo, how can group of guys beat a cult guy abi theem no fear fear
In DESPO, if you be cultist, hide your face. Cos if community boiz get to know ehn, your own is finished!
They have zero tolerance for cultists.
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Secondly, how many people him fit beat, if he even dey cult sef, he know who the rest people be?
Thats if he was a cultist o.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:19pm On Dec 27, 2017
Ikdbabie:
Lolz. Na D I E be my guy second name so. Good luck receiving ur beating lover boy.
lol.
Hwfa na, where you dey since?
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 6:54am On Dec 28, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:

In DESPO, if you be cultist, hide your face. Cos if community boiz get to know ehn, your own is finished!
They have zero tolerance for cultists.
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Secondly, how many people him fit beat, if he even dey cult sef, he know who the rest people be?
Thats if he was a cultist o.

Okay .,now I get
thanks alot

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:41pm On Dec 28, 2017
Continuation.
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The community boys about 6 of them got to where we were, lover boy was already up by then, with his swollen face (evidence of hot slaps) and dusting sand from his body.
Without being told the community boys knew he was the one that slapped their fellow indigene's girlfriend.
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" so na you be the woman wrapper wey slap my babe so abi?"
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"So because you don join cult you con think say you go fit misbehave anyhow for this our community?"
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" see as him be like who dey swear give, idiioot!" they boys bombarded lover boy with questions and yabbing (i just dey there dey laugh o)
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" oshare, your own don finish today, ki nor'omo nana'or (look at this boy o), Omo'na ekpa mamor ( this boy is a very foolish boy!)," the one whose girlfriend was slapped said while walking towards lover boy.
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At that point, i knew things are getting out of hand cos the indigenes were very angry, you could see anger written on their faces ( power of woman, chai!) lol
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i called meekest and other guys to the corner, and i seeked their opinions if we should allow the community boys to carry lover boy with them to their secreteriat (court) for more drillings or we should intercede.
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They said, we should intercede for our lost but found brother (lover boy), who had been lost in the world of woman, but he is now found and properly baptized (slaps baptism), never to returned to the world of women again.
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We called the guy whose girlfriend was slapped aside, so we could intercede on behalf of lover boy.
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' bros no vex o, we know say you be correct guy dats why we call you com dis side so, make we reason man-to-man,'
'as you dey see dat guy so ehn, im life remain 1 bar like dis like dis o, awish you dey here wen we dey work (drill) on am ehn, you for even beg for am sef' i started in a bid to calm the engraged guy's mind down.
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" that boy need some sense, make we go teach am small lesson"
" we nor even com here cos of my babe sef, some people com report give chairman say people dey fight for here, dats why he send us com o," the slapped girl's boyfriend said.
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' bros you can lie for Africa o' i replied him in my mind.
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"bros, abeg make ona free the guy abeg, if ona touch am pass like dat now, he fit fo die for ona hand o" the hefty guy among us added.
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"make he die na, wetin concern us, next time he no go fight dey disturb the peace of dis community again," one of the indigene replied.
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' bros take am easy, your blood too hot, abeg calm down. Shuoo.
See as you take the matter personal,'
'Abi the boy don collect babe from you before,?' i asked the indigene and the rest people laughed.
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" oshare, com no talk to me anyhow o, wetin dey worry you sef" the indigene i asked replied me back, with a frown on his face.
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' bros relax!, wetin dey sup?
i don dey fear you o, nor be your babe dem slap and your blood dey hot like dis, na im be say awish na your dem slap before, the whole community for don catch fire o' i replied the angry guy, and the rest people laughed
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" bros abeg make we forget the issue, the boy don chop slap wel wel today, make ona pity am" meekest added.
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' bros, biko'otere, wan kpa'iroro vren (please, it is enough, you people should forget), i pleaded with their dialect and they looked at me suprised.
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The rest guys added the plea, for peace to reign, and they agreed to let go after many begging (lol).
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We later called lover boy to com and apologize to the guy he slapped his girlfriend.
He came, apologized before we all shook hands and decided to go and drink to the aversion of what could have resulted in the burial of our very own guy (lover boy) lol
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arched to one bar nearby, where we all ordered for our favorite brands of drinks,dranked and gisted like long lost friends while yabbing lover boy at intervals.
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" shey Mr Eazi say he fit fight for love, if i catch am ehn, i go personally break him leg, idiioot boy," one guy whose eyes was bloodshot from excess smoking said while sipping from a sachet of DeRock and we laughed.
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My guys, if i hear say any of ona go jonze for woman matter again, na army guardroom that person go sleep dat day o, he go receive the drilling of him life before he sense,! I said while everyone laughed.
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' if i catch any of ona wen dey here dey watch 'Zee World', dat person own don finish, i know say lover boy don too watch 'Zee World' na im make am behave like dat so' i yabbed lover boy and every laughed again ( even lover boy sef laugh)
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' all them Bruno Mars wey say dem fit catch Grenade for their babe, na joke dem dey o, if u take dem serious, na tou sabi,'
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' as for me, myself and i, the only bullet i go fit take for babe, na the one wey dey give person energy (blue bullet) lol. The place vibrated with laughter from all sides, some people we met there, came to join our table cos we were having fun in ours.
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We all drank more and wen we were about leaving, one guy offered to pay for our drinks (bills no be ball but boiz dey chest am) lol
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To be continued

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 7:54pm On Dec 28, 2017
[quote author=WHIZKIDEFE post=63668055] lol. Hwfa na, where you dey since? I am fine. I dey around o. Nt often online nowadays.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2017
[quote author=Ikdbabie post=63692470][/quote] Ok. *Thumbs up

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:13am On Dec 29, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Update don land o.
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Kingcornel, Chizzychinny, aluma, OlufemiWhit, RomeoMarvis, mhizv
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If you no see your name, tell person.
Tuhndhay, holluwaphlexy, kevwe10, vickyluvspices, collinometricx
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buskie13, na only short update your eyes dey so o. Lol

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by ikevin(m): 10:41am On Dec 29, 2017
bros, once again ur head dey there, I dey follow the thread like say dem wan share money from the day wey u start, u correct.I for send chicken come ur side this xmas, na fuel price cause am.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:00am On Dec 29, 2017
ikevin:
bros, once again ur head dey there, I dey follow the thread like say dem wan share money from the day wey u start, u correct.I for send chicken come ur side this xmas, na fuel price cause am.
Bros, send the money come, transfer for my account, only me go buy am.
Cos
You nor go know my spec of chicken. Lol
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by itsandi(m): 3:28pm On Dec 29, 2017
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE :
Tuhndhay, holluwaphlexy, kevwe10, vickyluvspices, collinometricx
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buskie13, na only short update your eyes dey so o. Lol

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commyluv n ceecaro, i sight you!
oga e too short
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
collinometricx:
oga e too short
World people! Na so ona dey do. Lol
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:16pm On Dec 29, 2017
Continuation.
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When we left the bar, meekest couldn't return to his lodge that night it was already late and bike was scarce, he decided to pass the night in my place.
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The lodge gate was already locked when we got there and scaling the fence wasn't an option cos the fence was high and has barb-wire.
The only option we had was to bang the gate, to draw the attention of the caretaker cos his room was close to the gate.
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Caretaker: who be those people wey dey disturb the peace of the lodge this night so?
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Me: keTo na your boy o, abeg open gate for us.
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Caretaker: make ona go back to where ona dey com from, i no go open this gate dis night again.
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me: Keto, no do us like dat o, abeg pity for us o.
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caretaker: ona know say i dey lock the gate by 10:30, ona nor fit com before dat time. Abi na temptation?
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me: bros, if we tempt you, wetin we gain? Na one matter wey we go settle for community make us waste time like dis, if u doubt me, call chairman make you ask am.
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caretaker: ehen, which kind matter be that?
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me: nor be matter wey i go fit talk for outside, the story long wel wel.
Open the gate for us make i give you the full gist.
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caretaker: you think say i be mugu abi? Make ona dey go back o
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me: caretaker, life no be so o, i know say we dey wrong, dats why i dey beg you since, but as you no wan open the gate for us so, no problem.
Life na turn by turn!
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caretaker: wetin dey bring dat kain talk dey com now?
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me: dis one we dey beg you since, and you no dey hear so, dat means awish na you be God now, everybody for don die o!
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caretaker: instead of you to dey beg, you dey get bad mouth for there, no worry na,
na dat your bad mouth go make ona sleep outside so.
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me: how we wan beg you pass again? Make we use body take roll for ground first before you go know say we dey beg you?
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caretaker: ona neva start, i dey go back to my room so, make ona nor disturb the lodge again o.
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me: ahh! Keto! Ketoski, e neva reach like dat na, ahn ahn, pesin nor fit play wit you sef?
Abeg, i sleep for ground, open the gate for your loyal boys, and i promise, we no go try am again.
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caretaker: ehen, so you sabi talk like dis before ehn?
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To be continued

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by OlufemiWhit(m): 8:11am On Dec 30, 2017
Lmao....ketoski na crazeman......keep it up bro
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:25am On Dec 30, 2017
OlufemiWhit:
Lmao....ketoski na crazeman......keep it up bro
No mind dat guy joor.
Thanks
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by commyluv(f): 2:08pm On Dec 30, 2017
WHIZKIDEFE:
Tuhndhay, holluwaphlexy, kevwe10, vickyluvspices, collinometricx
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buskie13, na only short update your eyes dey so o. Lol

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commyluv n ceecaro, i sight you!
nice story
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by joshuamoses101(m): 3:02pm On Dec 30, 2017
funny indeed
who would have thought you had such talent for writing,I tell you since say make you leave woman focus on your talent you be no gree. ...I am happy that sense has finally found you,I mean sorry u have found sense...


keep it up bro

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by joshuamoses101(m): 3:02pm On Dec 30, 2017
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