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Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Edo Deposes Monarch, As Residents Protest by collinometricx: 9:49pm On Nov 09, 2016
Is it ur own that I am usinq?

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Literature › Re: Idemudia The Village Boy by collinometricx(op): 9:29pm On Nov 09, 2016
Idemudia went out of the drinking hut through a back door. There were adjacent rooms just outside. From the noises coming from within the first one, he could tell there was someone there. Shoulders squared, Idemudia went closer to the room. He was about to knock when he noticed that the door was slightly open. He gently held the worn out door knob and pushed the wooden door inwards.
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Ohis had forgotten what he was meant to do. Was he supposed to wait for sometime, then go round the back and cause a distraction? Something like that. Idemudia hadn't told him what distraction he was supposed to create. Well, he would just go around and see what happens. As Ohis made his move, Bingo growled.
"Bingo!" Ohis was not in the mood for dog play. "No shout follow me o." He raised a warning finger and waved it across Bingo's face. But the dog stood firm and growled again. This time a little louder. Ohis stood still for a second, trying to understand what had come over the dog. Bingo had seen his former owner; a lanky tobacco crazy hunter who couldn't stop drinking. After calculating the odds, the dog ran after the man. It figured today would be a good day to bite a huge chunk out of the old man's shrunken heels as payback for all the abuse it endured under him. Ohis didn't know what he was supposed to do now. Abandoning his brother's mission, he ran after Bingo, determined to cure it of its sudden illness.
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Idemudia stood transfixed. His Dad seemed to be struggling with Ini Paepae inside the room. They didn't seem to have any clothes on. The sight before him didn't make any sense.
"Papa!" Idemudia screamed.
Ini Paepae jumped off the bed in a hurry. The look on her face was enough to convince Idemudia what kind of struggle he had just witnessed. He didn't wait to have the talk he had practised all evening. He couldn't wait to ask his Dad what he was doing in here with Ini Paepae. He cursed himself for coming here. He should have remained at home. As he walked away, someone's scream rose above the din . Then he heard a dog barking. Bingo! Idemudia ran into the drinking shed...
To be continued
Hope you had a great day?
Literature › Re: Idemudia The Village Boy by collinometricx(op): 9:27pm On Nov 09, 2016
Idemudia
Chapter Eight
Idemudia had his plan well thought out. He had even made sure Ohis rehearsed his part very well. He didn't want any mistakes. As they matched towards Ini Paepae's house that evening, the boy somehow convinced himself he was fighting a just cause. He couldn't bear to see Ine shed another tear over Papa's irresponsibility. He needed to do something about it. Since he could not convince his dad to stop going to Ini Paepae's, he would make sure he found a way to convince the source of the drinking instead. He would talk to Ini Paepae himself. He would threaten her if need be. The plan seemed stupid, but he was determined to give it a shot. He knew it wasn't Ini Paepae's fault that his dad was an alcoholic. But if Ini Paepae refused to sell Kain Kain to his dad, maybe the man would reconsider. Maybe he would just find another joint instead. Idemudia hoped not.
"Erm... Broda..." Ohis whispered behind Idemudia.
"Wetin?" Idemudia was irritated that his thoughts were being interrupted.
"Dis wan wey Bingo just dey run follow us, which wan be the dog own inside na?"
"Ohis, you no fit serious for once? Ehn? Which kain question be dat?"
"Sorry, no vex." Ohis apologised. He didn't like his elder brother's idea one bit. He didn't know why they had to come out to Ini Paepae's house in the first place. He couldn't even understand what Idemudia wanted him to do. He only pretended to understand. What was his business if Papa couldn't stop drinking Ini Paepae's Kain Kain?
"Ohis!" Idemudia's voice broke into the younger boy's train of thoughts.
"Broda."
"Focus! You no see say we don almost reach dia?"
Ohis looked ahead. How was he supposed to focus again? He could see Ini Paepae's hut in the distance. The evening chill raised up his buttonless shirt. His legs got heavy. He really wanted to return home. He was sure there'd be many Isikun flying around tonight. He needed to be at home to catch the termites. His elder brother was trying to make him grow up too fast. He didn't like it.
Idemudia left Ohis and Bingo outside, and went into the large drinking hut. The place was heavy with smoke; from regular cigarettes to Igbo. Tears instinctively rushed to his eyes. Idemudia waited till his sight adjusted to the semi darkness. There were people all over the place. He saw a couple of the girls that helped Ini Paepae run the place rushing from table to table, perspiration dropping from their frail bodies. But he couldn't see the woman anywhere. An old speaker blared some insane music into the air, raising an incomprehensible din. It was a madhouse. For a second Idemudia reconsidered his plans. Maybe it was better to abort the mission now that he still could. What if he ran into Fryo or any of his thugs here? This seemed like the kind of place to find them.
Idemudia shrugged off his hesitation. He was here already, and he intended to talk with the woman. He continued to look around.
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Edo Deposes Monarch, As Residents Protest by collinometricx: 9:10pm On Nov 09, 2016
Two of una nor well

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NaijaHard:
you correct man 'thumbs up' grin
AllTheWayUp:
Oshiomole has gone totally mad with less than 72 hours to the end of his administration, he is just witch hunting Esan people for 8 years for no reason
AllTheWayUp:
Oshiomole has gone totally mad with less than 72 hours to the end of his administration, he is just witch hunting Esan people for 8 years for no reason
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In New York for Credit Card Forgery (photos) by collinometricx: 9:00pm On Nov 09, 2016
Jokes Etc › Re: Jay Z And Beyonce Already In Africa After Donald's Victory (pics) by collinometricx: 8:57pm On Nov 09, 2016
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Edo Deposes Monarch, As Residents Protest by collinometricx: 8:55pm On Nov 09, 2016
Literature › Re: Soyinka Finally Reacts to Tearing Of Green Comment Card After Trump's Victory by collinometricx: 8:26pm On Nov 09, 2016
Politics › Re: Happy Elections by collinometricx: 7:33pm On Nov 09, 2016
Politics › Re: Edo Election Tribunal | Pdp Begins Inspection Of Electoral Materials by collinometricx: 4:21pm On Nov 08, 2016
Nairaland General › Re: See What Was Found In The Belly Of A Big Snake Killed In Nigeria (see Photos) by collinometricx: 4:20pm On Nov 08, 2016
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi's Wife, Saadatu Lamido, New Photos by collinometricx: 4:18pm On Nov 08, 2016
Sorry! Sorry!! Sorry!!! 4 d disappointment caused u bro


bukynkwuenu:
grin second to commentus!!!
ee ee ee em
testing the microphone 1 2
thanks to God who made today possible
thanks to daddy and mummy for their love
thanks to seun for this platform
woe to the moderators that have banned me
before
thanks to emir sanusi's pediophility for making this possible and other northern pediophiles including the dullardeen.

PEACE
u are the 3rd to comment nd nt snd as speculated...
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi's Wife, Saadatu Lamido, New Photos by collinometricx: 4:14pm On Nov 08, 2016
U are d snd to comment nd nt him

eezeribe:
The person below me just received a bank alert for being second to comment... No wonder the excitement.
Culture › Re: Emir Sanusi's Wife, Saadatu Lamido, New Photos by collinometricx:
FTC!!!!!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: I Need Oshiomhole's Services In Abuja- Buhari by collinometricx:
FTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Chidinma Not Signed To Flavours Music Group As She Unveils New Label by collinometricx: 2:46pm On Nov 07, 2016
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Taken Before EFCC by collinometricx: 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2016
Education › Re: I Need Nairalander Help On This Course O! by collinometricx: 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2016
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Defiling, Impregnating 15-year-old Stepdaughter(photo) by collinometricx: 2:37pm On Nov 07, 2016
Politics › Re: Ondo Polls: End Of The Road For Mimiko? by collinometricx: 2:32pm On Nov 07, 2016
Christianity Etc › Re: Free Wedding At A Catholic Church In Enugu - Twitter User by collinometricx: 2:31pm On Nov 07, 2016
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With Crocodile As Witness(photo) by collinometricx: 2:29pm On Nov 07, 2016
Romance › Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With Crocodile As Witness(photo) by collinometricx: 2:28pm On Nov 07, 2016
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Politics › Re: Expectations High As Obaseki Steps Into The Saddle by collinometricx: 2:27pm On Nov 07, 2016
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Science/Technology › Re: A Huge Snake With A Lot Of Eggs In Nigeria (Photos) by collinometricx:
FTC!!! Dedicated to almiqhty God for keepinq mhi alive
Politics › Re: Saraki Tackles Unemployment, Creates 40, 000 Jobs In Kwara by collinometricx: 2:21pm On Nov 07, 2016
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Crime › Re: Man Rapes Goat To Death (photo) by collinometricx: 2:08pm On Nov 07, 2016
I have ntinq to say, mayb d quy below can xplain
Politics › Re: Celebrating Muhammed Abu-ali by collinometricx: 9:05am On Nov 07, 2016
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Education › Re: UNIOSUN Sacks Randy Lecturer Involved In Sex Video-The Punch by collinometricx: 8:34am On Nov 07, 2016
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Celebrities › Re: FULL Video:send-off PARTY Of Governor Adams Oshiomhole Of Edo State(6/11/16) by collinometricx: 7:52pm On Nov 06, 2016
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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Return From A Heavy Communion Service(photo) by collinometricx: 3:19pm On Nov 06, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 1) On 6th November 2016 by collinometricx: 12:38pm On Nov 06, 2016
Let mhi sit down here at the frnt sit

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