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My friend don't tell me you did not pour German juice inside the already juicy kpekus.

She is not a virgin, I know who you are talking about.

A song singer once said, a fuuuul at 40 is a fuuuul forever

The seven book of Moses
The seven book of wisdom
The seven book power.

Congratulations Nigerians, your tears is over.

Guys, you all need to calm down, there is serious cleansing going on under ground for the betterment of Nigerian people.


Due to the dementia patient in our midst.

I am after his gaffes.

He said that because hisTOWN HALL IS EMPTY.

When I say skeleton you say taaa

Skeleton!

No going back on that policy baba, because the TOWN HALL is near to BULA BU STREAM.

I, the president of the SKELETON REPUBLIC say so.

Next time, look backward before you go forward, there might be skeleton behind you.

I have given up on fuel, l walk like skeleton at night.

Nna, you are not alone on this, I used to but, Las Las, I discovered it was just a




Skeleton.

Turn him to




Skeleton.

Finishing is aways Nigeria's problem in front of the woodwork, i hope Rho sort this out

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Olamide is a local rapper for one small community in the West not unanimously profounded Nationwide. i don't see an aspired musician take that root, he got his way due to the exit of Da'Green and Lord of Ajasa.

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I don't care what they convert him to, as long as he is not going to drive a taxi o r sell ice cream at the end of the turnel

It doesn't matter how many times you have fallen but how many times you are able to rise,
have you ever thought of how the birds in the sky feeds?
use your tongue to count your teeth, has any one removed? (God can do it any time)
He who gives up in the days of adversity is a man with little faith.
Whatever your hand findeth doing, do it with joy and happiness

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in his mind he was saying " you, i just dey shake you, you think sey i go die, no worry i know how i go deal with you"

When the president arrived the Aso Villa and conference hall, he had a hand shake with the Vice president, Yemi Osinbajo, governors, ministers and other top Government officials, but something went through his mind while he had a hand shake with this Government official

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Nigerians jubilates as Sergey Mavrodi re-opens MMM. Blow is the message sent from the founder to Nigerians as they get set to withdraw their money.
Dear members,
The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))
It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))
This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))
Here we go.
1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.
2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.
We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under ....continue reading here..http://www.starplanetblog.com/?p=3179

Even if your childhood started this way, you can be the President of this great nation. Don't disperse the days of your tattered childhood, Good luck Ebele Jonathan didn't play around with shoes.

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The former governor of Cross River State and his wife cruising around calabar on carnival day with a bike worth more than $28m at the ongoing calabar carnival in Cross River State. This year carnival is said to be one of a kind as the former governor and other bikers paraded the street of Marian, calabar road and Atekon drive down to stadium. it was a thing of surprise for visitor to see the ex-governor displays his biking skill at ongoing carnival. more biking skill photo here!
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I got this on Facebook and I was just wondering what could be meaning of that middle finger,

Lagos new breed!!!