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Silentgroper:
why body dey always pepper you .


All these girl wey no dey get nyash sef...

Why attack her when she said nothing wrong?

Why are most of you men on this nairaland so toxic? It's disgusting 🤮

Give sex/masturbation a break, say 2 weeks.
if the problem persists thereafter, seek medical treatment..

Wordsfrombimpe:
With all this long paragraphs

There is no sense in it actually

No one ask for your opinion

I won’t even be suprise if you are a subscriber

Carry your hyprpcrisy comot for my timeline

You just Dey jump to stupid conclusion with wrong assumptions

Even you that’s talking you watch porn you Dey here Dey act like person wey never disvirgin girls

Ashawo man

No mind them. They Sabi judge but na them dey do bad pass.

brandon180:
Lmao, CAP.
Ter spastic stays rooted to the spot, Pena will definitely dive late.

Like he dived late in both wins against Mbappe's Madrid, right? And against Bayern? Now who's capping?
Pena isnt perfect but you people are making it seem like Woj has been superb, when that's not the case at all. He's made more mistakes in 3 games than Pena has in over 20 games this season

Kilishihunter:
I still prefer him to pena. Those saves would come clutch in the knockouts, pena is far better at sweeping but is too small and not as experienced with shot stopping

Lol. What's this? Like Pena hasn't been making clutch saves this season huh?
Pena would 100% make that save from di Maria's shot.

Una for this thread ehn, once y'all don't like a player you'll never see anything good in that player.

You're right bro. Most Nigerian girls are curcumcised, they do not enjoy sex that much. It's why they feel they're doing you a favour by having sex with you.
Having sex with an uncircumcised lady, you wouldn't need to dig for an hour, you wouldn't need to take sex enhancers, because in 15-20 minutes she don reach climax, but because most of our girls are curcumcised, sex becomes a marathon and our men take enhancers to match up.

OhBritannia:
I have read three pages and i am very suprised that non of you wrote on how the inclusion of dejong changed the game completely.

LOL. Na De Jong haters full here o. They only talk about him when he has a bad game.

Is the hype getting to Lamine's head? He now whines and complains when he doesn't get the ball, shoots when he's supposed to give a simple pass or cross, and tries unnecessary tricks and flicks.
He better put his head down.
I blame the media.

Pedri was magnificent tonight. He's barca's most important player at the moment.

ThierryJay:
Okay, but it didnt feel that way to me live cos the mistakes from us were too many and the game was like ping pong meaning Benfica also had a few opportunities to nail us on the counter.

It was a great game for the neutrals but a poor game from us from a technical perspective. Errors too much and I'm sure Flick must have been sick of them and relieved to even get a draw which was why he withdrew Yamal for Gerard.

The win was a bonus to be honest, in real time even if stats wise we dominated them esp in the 2nd half. But I dont mind and we definitely need to improve in a number of areas.

You're on point bro. We were all over the place and a better team would've beaten us to pulp with the way benfica were slicing up our defence. Great win but the performance wasn't good.

Dozie32:
Woman can do anything because of a dick

See one of them low IQ nairaland women bashers. Ordinary to read and comprehend you no fit. Shame.

derico:
Somewhere in our mind, we are proud that Nigerians pulled a clean AI scam so soon.
Like we beat a whole techie India to the title.

Naija to the world!

Hushpuppi would be proud right now!

i swear you're the most stupid nairalander ever.

Olmo injured. LOL.

AirBere:
U just destroyed Rudiger but Ur problem is not him. When playing low block, you need dribblers at both sides of the pitch. I see some of you are against Rafael Leoa but he'll help more than Ralph as a winger. Barcelona will always face low blocks so a dribbler that can disrupt on both ends will unlock them. Ralph only thrives in space. An elite dibbler like Leao, Maximin, Dembele, Barcola, Zaragoza, Rashford, Ryan Cheki, Pulisic, Diaz etc. These people will dribble and set up(cross or through ball) Lewadoski Nd goals will come. Barca will drop more points against low block teams and will finish 3rd or 4th. They'll do well in UCL and other cup competitions.

Some funny names mentioned but the point is that a dribbler is needed at both sides of the pitch. Someone who can and is able to take on his man.

You've said it all bro!!
Although we also still need a striker, lewy is too old to be our target man.

Samantha125:
Some of us we hate calls... Three calls in a day should be enough, unless it's something important.

One call is for morning, second call is for during the day, and the last call is for the night... Even two calls can be enough because we have other things to do with our lives during the day.

This thing of calling five times in a day for no particular reason is gonna be a problem, get a life.

Three calls in a day is too much.
One call (at night) with constant chatter via text or on WhatsApp in a day is ok

Why are people so mean?

Omor!

Derumklala12:
He actually debuted at 17.. but not a regular like lamina cuz.... Santos was not financially desperate like us.. and still his clips are so good

And c'mon some list has Brasil serie a as a top 5 league in the wrld.. like it's real physical there..cand more waaay more technical. So I not really buying that

We're saying the same thing. He debuted at 17 but gained prominence and started dazzling at 18/19.
Yes the brasileiro league is much more inferior to laliga. You can see how roque wasn't up to the level here even though he was like R9 in Brazileiro liga, endrick isn't having it easy either and vinicius had to be demoted to the vardrid castilla for an entire season to learn the ropes.

Football isn't just about tricks and flair, teenage Yamal is much more smarter and decisive on the ball than Neymar was at same age.

Derumklala12:
Messi tho everyone says he's the goat.. no one can replay his plays.. yalm best season will mostly be Neymar 2015 esque
30-40 goals.. he's not gonna any. Of Messi's record.

Recency bias is flipping stupid. I'm a new gen and it flipping annoys me when I see so many ppl online saying he's already better than 19yrs old Messi
Realistically yamal wouldn't even be on the bench in Messi's time.. let's just quit it man

i agree with you. I also think the Messi comparisons are stupid and will do Yamal no good. But I wouldn't say teenage Neymar was better than this Yamal.. remember Yamal's just 17 and neymar was already 18/19 years old when he actually gained prominence at santos in a much inferior brasileiro liga.

Neimarjr:
Dumb take.

Allow.
Na coping mechanism for the back to back humiliations

andrewbaba44:
His numbers wasn’t good at sociedad

If you forget use google and see his numbers

So why do you think Newcastle spend big on him?
And besides, the bulk of those 105 games were substitute appearances in his early days and when eased in after injury recoveries.

andrewbaba44:
His numbers wasn’t that good at sociedad

lol. Isak was very good at sociedad.
Newcastle wouldn't splurge €70m on him if his numbers "wasn't that good"

Pena really needs to work on his ball distribution.

jpmoriarti:
This is one of the best performance from our team this season.

A complete performance from beginning to the end 👏 Great intensity.

Hansi Flick assured us in December that we would see a more mature Barcelona side and we're definitely seeing it so far.

Following up and excellent performance against Real Madrid on Sunday, this was another top class game.

it was a poorly taken penalty, Pena messed up there.

Franktom247:
He was silly for that holding up play he could have ruined the game

Yeah. The first goal conceded was on him. His weak physique let him down, but he's a fighter otherwise. I love the player.

Taguchi:
Pena did well tonight and for most part of the season...
I'm going to observe woj for a few more matches before concluding but from what I've seen so far dude is much more capable and confident than pena

Exactly my point, he did well tonight.
Credit where it's due.

FirstbornWds:
What nonsense is this?

your brain is nonsense if you have nothing worthwhile but this to counter what I stated.

Taguchi:
This!

Pena doesn't inspire confidence like szczesny does..man is jittery at times..
I can't deny that he has improved tremendously and his performances this season has been more or less satisfactory but make him continue for bench for my peace of mind.

Woj actually had some jittery moments tonight. 2 spilled tame shots and the brainfart red. Aside the free kick goal (I'll excuse him off that cause he just got in the pitch at the time) Pena didn't put a foot wrong tonight.

Sirkingsnado:
Yea bro cause I normally go raw with her

And you think you're the only man she fvcked/fvcks without protection?
Use your 🧠

If the squid games were real, he'd probably have ventured into it.

Mumu

Luckysbab:
Funny guy. You still get sharp mouth.

You never ready 😄😄😄

so because he come seek advice make he quiet as person dey insult am? Y'all should put yourselves in other people's shoes for once.