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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ColtPython(m): 4:53pm On Jul 10, 2016
hensben:
Who be the fool wey wan buy morata for that kind money.
Chelsea na grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 3:52pm On Jul 10, 2016
3-5-2?


Seems u want all our opponents to ra.pe us mercilessly next season

We don't have tough centre backs for this formation
PhonesRe: It’s Data Wars In Nigeria And Airtel Is Winning by ColtPython(m): 10:29am On Jul 08, 2016
africaken254:
in kenya ZUKU fiber offer residential internet connection which by now they have penetrated every corner of Nairobi .the lowest package is Naira 3,351 unlimited internet for speed of 1mbps per month
shocked shocked shocked

Mehn we still dey behind o

cry cry
PhonesRe: It’s Data Wars In Nigeria And Airtel Is Winning by ColtPython(m): 9:14am On Jul 08, 2016
biz9ja:
People complaining of Glo network are surely living for Bush.......Up Glo
Na yankee u dey?

If na naija, then na bush u still dey baba... grin
CrimeRe: Soldiers Punish Omo-Oniles At Ajah, Lagos (video) by ColtPython(m): 11:42am On Jul 04, 2016
Baroba:
I was seriously hoping those were Omo Nile been dealt with honestly..Bunch of lazy clowns, they would have benefited from this sort of treatment..
If they were omo-oniles, they prolly won't have waited till they are rounded up like this
HealthRe: Beware!!! Cockroach Found Inside Agege Bread [PICTURES] by ColtPython(op): 11:31am On Jul 04, 2016
chiwetel:
Hey....am so sorry I don't do pm.
How about dms?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 12:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
Pls keep the posts coming in... We shall have a good number of them to quote next season...


Up Asano!!!

Up Arsenal!!!


grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Daniel Obinim Prays For Joysticks Of Members (Video) by ColtPython(m): 3:48pm On Jun 29, 2016
Some peeps here secretly wishing they attended the service grin
PropertiesRe: See What My Landlady Did! What Should I Do? by ColtPython(m): 7:29am On Jun 29, 2016
thunder74:
I only offered pro bono professional advise. I was not advising him as his pastor ma. Check my signature.
Is it FREE?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 10:16pm On Jun 26, 2016
Pataki:
Lukaku should never be mentioned on this thread again.

I am impressed by that boy called Michy Batshuayi. cool
Impressed because he scored a tap in?


huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ColtPython(m): 7:55pm On Jun 26, 2016
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ColtPython(m): 6:21pm On Jun 26, 2016
So Embolo dumped manure for Schalke

So Schalke is a bigger club than Manure in the Europa league ? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by ColtPython(m): 6:16pm On Jun 26, 2016
TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] Penaldo missed a penalty two games ago and he wasn't crucified. Özil has been the fulcrum of this German team. Give him that much credit.

[/color]
Ozil in a nutshell
Excellent distributor of the ball
Pathetic in front of goal



The coach goofed by having him take the spot kick.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by ColtPython(m): 5:42pm On Jun 26, 2016
Foolishness of the German coach. Even Arsenal no dey use Ozil take spot kicks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 12:30am On Jun 26, 2016
TRendlona:
Sorry am i quarreling here?? U sed Arsenal has a probability ov winning UCL .. Wat is d phuking probability dah u gonna win it??

U guys r jus too optimistic.. Nd yet all ur optimism yeilds to no result
As long as you qualify, yes. The probability is valid.


What was the probability of Atletico Madrid winning the la liga before it started two seasons ago?
What was the probability of Leicester winning the league before it started last season?


Squad wise
Experience wise
Consistency wise
Physicality wise

Start explaining in relation to the outcome of both league seasons...
CareerA Female Friend Needs A Roommate In Lagos!!! by ColtPython(op): 2:38pm On Jun 22, 2016
I have a lady friend who needs a female roommate. She just got a job recently and desperately needs someone who can cooperate with her in getting an apartment within Lagos Mainland. They will split the bills for the rent and other things that need to be paid for. Willing roommate should be a working class lady.

Kindly send me a pm if interested.

Mods, kindly assist in pushing to front page
PhonesRe: Fix Ur Broken Infinix Zero Screen by ColtPython(m): 2:00pm On Jun 22, 2016
Carlcaresophia:
Hello ColtPython! Sorry about the problem. Please private me and let us know your IMEI, phone number, work order number, as well as which Carlcare Service Center you sent your phone to. So that we can transfer your information to our colleagues to check the detials. Thank you!
I'm guessing you didn't read my post up there... embarassed

Stop acting like a zombie. Its creepy grin
CareerRe: Computer Science: Where Can I Work? by ColtPython(m): 7:22am On Jun 20, 2016
texazzpete:
Wrong question
Help him rephrase
PhonesRe: Fix Ur Broken Infinix Zero Screen by ColtPython(m): 7:18am On Jun 20, 2016
Infinix zero 1 screen got cracked badly. Top half of the screen is responsive while the lower half was paralyzed. Took phone to carlcare last saturday and was hopeful of having it fixed and ready for pick up in at least 2 weeks time. Last time I fixed a damaged screen there (a tecno phone), I was charged 5k and had to wait like 2 weeks before it was fixed. No shaking.

Got surprised when I reached there and the customer turnout was low. Seemed Tecno and Infinix have fixed their usually troublesome common phone issues that brought people here frequently. This place was notorious for hosting rowdy, unsatisfied customers who needed their phones repaired. Anyway, I met a customer care lady and explained my mobile predicament.

She took the phone and looked at it for few seconds...

N14,300! She replied unflinchingly

I was like seriously? Phone I bought for 23k on konga?

She replied that's the way it is...

I sat for a while, weighed my options and decided it wasn't worth fixing it at that amount. Would rather add more money to buy another phone instead. Decided to try the ninjas at Computer Village, Ikeja.

Walked randomly through the digital complex for a while and saw an idle engineer. Said it was a touchpad issue and would need to be replaced. Luckily, they sold phone screens, touchpads and other smartphone accessories right in front of his tent.

Bought gala and fayrouz then waited few hours while the surgery lasted. Tested a few touchpads (because my phone was obviously selecting). Finally got one that matched and bonded with it. Phone was closed up and powered on. All parts of the screen came back responsive.

Everything cost me around 4k.

Came to the conclusion that the niggers at carlcare are charging exorbitant fees in order to scare customers away from their office.

cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 3:34pm On Jun 16, 2016
Pataki:
What Harry Potter Kane, Rooney, et al could not do in two matches, Vardy has done under ten minutes of play.

Issokay oh!
Useless Tottering and Manure players grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by ColtPython(m): 3:32pm On Jun 16, 2016
Roy Hodgson na mumu coach sha grin
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by ColtPython(m): 4:43pm On Jun 15, 2016
moxygunshot:
where in d anime or manga did dey say anything about containing sage chakra, dey only talked about controlling it wen, madara accessed hasirama's sage chakra he said something about it not being so hard to control........during jiraiya's battle against d fatass one absorbed his rasenga in sage mode nd nothing happened but during pain's fight against naruto dat same fatass tried to absord sage chakra nd got petrified so lemme ask, can dat sword control sage chakra
Samehada doesn't utilize chakra it absorbs. It justs eats it. Whether there is a limit to how much chakra it can take is what we don't know.
CrimeRe: Fake Doctor Ran Luna Maternity & Surgery At Gwarimpa, Abuja For 10 Years by ColtPython(m): 1:27pm On Jun 14, 2016
See wasting talent...
CelebritiesRe: Ebiere Agwu At 25 And At 34, She Hasn't Aged by ColtPython(m): 1:27pm On Jun 14, 2016
Money good o grin
EducationRe: Osun Students Appear In Church Garments by ColtPython(m): 1:20pm On Jun 14, 2016
E no bad...


Na mufti sure pass as we are only exercising our fundamental human rights too.


But na only one christian dey the school?

I see just one student in choir garb undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by ColtPython(m): 9:37pm On Jun 12, 2016
MrTA:
So what are Gotze's main strengths?He's clearly talented but he just seems to have stagnated or am I missing something?
Raumdeuter to the rescue grin

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