₦airaland Forum

Burob:
Chai I’m in Lagos, I will consider how to assist u.

Please consider sir 🙏 I heard opportunities full there but I can't come because of accomodation issues.

I really want to be working and saving money like my mates honestly.. please help me sir, i only need a job with accomodation and the next day am in Lagos to be sincere.

I'm on the look out for your reply sir 🙏🙏

Burob:
Where are u.

I'm in owerri, imo state, sir. The money for transport won't be an issue cos I can sell somethings to raise it before then. I honestly need a work so bad sir 🙏🙏

I just want to leave my comfort zone and start being responsible for myself sir, pls help me, am very productive.. sorry for long epistle 🙏🙏🙏

thomas2024:
Search Jobberman and apply with your CV. Goodluck

ok sir it's jobberman dot com right?

fergie001:
I have always stood on this.

It is very wrong for anyone to say that!

Good morning sir fergie, pls sir I need a job in Lagos, I want to relocate from my mama house 🥺🙏🙏🙏

I even made a thread on it please can you push it to front page or help me with w job please 🙏🙏

Please I need a job with accomodation in Lagos. I want to pack out from my mama house please who will help me find a job that can pay like 80 and above with accomodation? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Please am very serious family, I want to be productive to myself 🙏🙏

Please hu will help me get a job in lagos, O want to relocate from the east, my mama house don tire me 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Burob:
Good morning.

Pls sir can u help me find good work pls I want to relocate from my mama house please 🙏

Burob:
Ok, continue the grind, very sure your hustle will come to fruition.

Good morning sir. Pls i need some advice from u

Please am planning on coming to Lagos to work immediately after writing my post utme..

I've seen work on our WhatsApp group several times but the issue is that they always want me to be in Lagos.. pls hu will accomodate me for 30 to 60 days only.. I'll feed myself.. only accommodation please.. I'm very neat and hardworking.. I won't disturb your peace please 🙏🙏🙏

My reason of coming to lagos to work is to be able to raise enough money for my school stuff next yr (and also for a nice business idea of mine)


Pls help me guys .. i have no helper at the moment 🙏🙏

Burob:
If u are sure it will make money why not go to a bank for finance since u are afraid of having a partner?

Banks won't give me loan without tangible collateral that's why.

I want to find salary and woek, then save money from now to December

amancalledgodd:
Drop telegram handle

I'm not on telegram but WhatsApp

haajhi:
As long as man go dey reap back to back with less stress and complications, I'm in.

Okay then

amancalledgodd:
Let us Talk.

How?

Streamz:
Let me know the idea. I can help you build the site and host it at no cost

I really want to tell you but am afraid if I do, you'll abandon me and go build it for yourself..

For long, I've had this online business idea in mind. But I don't have the funds to build a website for it. I don't want to mention an amount, but this business will EASILY make millions monthly if marketed well (I'll run ads on fb, ig, TT and YouTube) fr

Not that I can't find someone to partner with 50/50 or whatever commision my potential partner chooses but the Nigerian factor is keeping me at bay

I'm afraid if I partner with someone, lest they kick me out once it starts to yield fruit 🍓

I guess I'll wait until I have the funds


Let me research more on where to build the website first..

Lamanii22:
Anyone that has an update should please share with me privately, I promise not to abuse it

I have but if I share with you, you'll definitely abuse it.. I'm 99% sure of that..


Who did Nigerians this thing?

haajhi:
This stupid social media influencers wannabe shit has messed up sharing vital info. Everybody wan trend so they messed up coded food wey for go round for years. Still on still, na rubbish dem go upload and las las, that rubbish go cast the game. I so hate social media. Lord bring back the pre-social media days.

I so much hate this social media craziness everywh.. the folks on tiktok have spoiled everything with their half-baked update

Anyway, check my last post

LordBiden:
It's not advisable to use free web building sites for your business.

Instead get a site on a low cost budget so as to make it look more professional and it helps build trust with clients.

I understand your point sir. Since it's more like a financial site, I guess it needs to look professional to be able to build trust.. just like you said.

How or where can I get one on a low cost budget sir? I'll prefer the site be build by a non Nigeria to avoid manipulating the system or tampering with customers funds.. I'm so afraid of my fellow Nigerians honestly..

I have an online business idea that only requires a website to kick-off (though am still brainstorming for the name of the business/website)

I'm very convinced this business will scale through and become profitable if planned well.. that's why I want to give it a try.


So I ask, where or how can I build a website for free.

- The website is an 18+ site (not an adult site)

- It needs to be registered with CAC.

- It will have an automated payment system (I mean members that want to participate in the ____ can pay from their bank card or via btc.

- Members must have enough funds in their wallet to be able to participate in the choice _____

- Lastly, I prefer not to share more info for now (unless on request)



Note: I have ZERO EXPERIENCE in coding.

Unfortunately, she won't win.

emmabest2000:
I will soon open a platform where I will support anyone with a good and solid idea but lack cash to start up ,

But it will be 30/70 deal

I have a simple yet solid business idea that would be very profitable if launched. But it's an online business and would need a website to function.

School is a big scam.. after my bsc.. nothing concern me and school again.. mtchwee

We have so many iron condemn guys on this site.. watch as they empty that place soonest

After writing jamb, jamb release result just two days later but you can only check through sms.. unfortunately, I couldn't check mine becos i no longer had access to the sim i used in registering it..

Even jamb no gree release result again.. they kept on posponding it.. at some point sef, my mama talk say I don chop jamb money say I no register am .. (I explain tire because no evidence )


Weeks later i vex, chat my guy for imsu tell am to register me post utme (because he told me that if I want to see my result, I should register for post utme.. that my score will show wen he's doing it) wen i no even sure say I reach IMSU cut-off mark of 160.

Anyway, I sent him my last card then (around 4k or so) and the next morning he sent me the registration slip and i saw my jamb score attached in the slip


.........

I wrote my jamb on April 17th (friday).. and on the exam day, na only option D I just dey tick throughout from maths, physics, English to chemistry.. o chim

Thank God o.. because I been wan tick C as per my favourite letter or even B.. but last jamb I ticked C nd scored 154 so i just lockup and selected D throughout.. no risk, no reward..

I no even read shimgbain before exam.. in fact, that lekki headmaster novel, i no read one sentence sef

To make it worse, sleep come they catch me for exam hall at some point until the bannie beside me come wake me

..at the end of the day, my gamble paid off.. .. now waiting for post utme exam next august.. I'll try and get the past questions paper before exams biko.. I need to read for that one.. anyway, insha allah we're scoring 200/200 🙌


Before I go,

My junior sister scored 161 abi 163.. she say computer off.. just imagine (she put nursing for Uniport and Rivers State Uni)

My ex scored 209 (she put nursing for FUTO).

My guy that we did jamb registration together in IMSU scored 183.

My mama brother daughter (pls no mind my English o 🙏🙏) scored 183.. she put law for Rivers state Uni


Sorry for the long read .. and pls hope say we don't have fbi here that will try to trace me with my score and school.. hmm


But please o.. can this score 208 get me admission in computer science in IMSU, because i need to pack comot this house nxt yr abeg?

“Elections are not won on social media because there's no polling units online.”

ADC, NDC & LP doesn't have enough foot soldiers on ground to do the dírty work.


While Atiku is a cl0wn, Obi remains the bigger cl0wn here, because he's only path to presidency os through Atiku

At first, I thought the opposition were serious about wrestling power out from the apc but it's now clear that they're just some hungry buffons who are only after their own stomachs.

The next year election would have been game over for the current government but Atiku and Obi just made it easier (just like in 2023) by splitting the votes again

To cut it short, a house divided against itself cannot stand.

Obi would only win if Atiku wasn't in the race, and vice versa. Obi is a spoiler for Atiku down South while Atiku is a spoiler for obi up North.

Lastly, Northerns won't vote for an Igbo man — at least, not now that Gowon is still alive. Kwankwaso doesn't command any influence outside Kano and Jigawa.

In essence, a vote for Obi is a vote for Tinubu.


Tinubu is a master strategist in politics — dude ain't some dumb weakling like Yonathan who handed over power so easily.

If his THUGS fail to snatch enough boxes and NIGERIANS manage to vote him out;

— INEC is there to put him in.

If INEC fails him,

— The JUDICIARY is still there to put him back.

If the CITIZENS reject him by staging a revolution,

— The MILITARY is there to ..


Either way, dude's returning to Aso rock almost unopposed — that's why he ain't worried about your suffering one bit. Besides, Nigerians are already getting used to suffering

In fact, even if fuel sells for 5,000 naira per liter, and bandits kidnap 1M people from now till next year, tinubu will still return. So embrace yourself, Tinubu's already a two term president. Only the Military 🪖 can stop him from returning to power.


Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Nonsense award.. mtchwee

Kanwulia:
2. A small bag with some food, water, snacks and toiletries. Enough for 3 DAYS.✅

Tooth brush A MUST!😂

..if you're banking on this, that means APC will continue to remain in power for a very long time.. because village men and women are not on social media