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Please am planning on coming to Lagos to work immediately after writing my post utme..

I've seen work on our WhatsApp group several times but the issue is that they always want me to be in Lagos.. pls hu will accomodate me for 30 to 60 days only.. I'll feed myself.. only accommodation please.. I'm very neat and hardworking.. I won't disturb your peace please 🙏🙏🙏

My reason of coming to lagos to work is to be able to raise enough money for my school stuff next yr (and also for a nice business idea of mine)


Pls help me guys .. i have no helper at the moment 🙏🙏

Burob:
If u are sure it will make money why not go to a bank for finance since u are afraid of having a partner?

Banks won't give me loan without tangible collateral that's why.

I want to find salary and woek, then save money from now to December

amancalledgodd:
Drop telegram handle

I'm not on telegram but WhatsApp

Amovingman:
Your Whatsapp number or send me mail

Gm sir.. I just sent you a mail pls 🙏

haajhi:
As long as man go dey reap back to back with less stress and complications, I'm in.

Okay then

amancalledgodd:
Let us Talk.

How?

Streamz:
Let me know the idea. I can help you build the site and host it at no cost

I really want to tell you but am afraid if I do, you'll abandon me and go build it for yourself..

Amovingman:
Kindly get him a job so that he won't be able to scam innocent people's on nairaland

I message him this week to get him legal and legit job but he block me I think he's fighting with generational curses

Make God help us all

It's on every thread to scam and impersonate innocent people's always do your research before sending your money to anyone's on nairaland

A quick search of his name and number on nairaland and Truecaller will let you know he's a notorious scammer

Hi, pls can you get me the job instead ??

For long, I've had this online business idea in mind. But I don't have the funds to build a website for it. I don't want to mention an amount, but this business will EASILY make millions monthly if marketed well (I'll run ads on fb, ig, TT and YouTube) fr

Not that I can't find someone to partner with 50/50 or whatever commision my potential partner chooses but the Nigerian factor is keeping me at bay

I'm afraid if I partner with someone, lest they kick me out once it starts to yield fruit 🍓

I guess I'll wait until I have the funds


Let me research more on where to build the website first..

Lamanii22:
Anyone that has an update should please share with me privately, I promise not to abuse it

I have but if I share with you, you'll definitely abuse it.. I'm 99% sure of that..


Who did Nigerians this thing?

haajhi:
This stupid social media influencers wannabe shit has messed up sharing vital info. Everybody wan trend so they messed up coded food wey for go round for years. Still on still, na rubbish dem go upload and las las, that rubbish go cast the game. I so hate social media. Lord bring back the pre-social media days.

I so much hate this social media craziness everywh.. the folks on tiktok have spoiled everything with their half-baked update

Anyway, check my last post

LordBiden:
It's not advisable to use free web building sites for your business.

Instead get a site on a low cost budget so as to make it look more professional and it helps build trust with clients.

I understand your point sir. Since it's more like a financial site, I guess it needs to look professional to be able to build trust.. just like you said.

How or where can I get one on a low cost budget sir? I'll prefer the site be build by a non Nigeria to avoid manipulating the system or tampering with customers funds.. I'm so afraid of my fellow Nigerians honestly..

I have an online business idea that only requires a website to kick-off (though am still brainstorming for the name of the business/website)

I'm very convinced this business will scale through and become profitable if planned well.. that's why I want to give it a try.


So I ask, where or how can I build a website for free.

- The website is an 18+ site (not an adult site)

- It needs to be registered with CAC.

- It will have an automated payment system (I mean members that want to participate in the ____ can pay from their bank card or via btc.

- Members must have enough funds in their wallet to be able to participate in the choice _____

- Lastly, I prefer not to share more info for now (unless on request)



Note: I have ZERO EXPERIENCE in coding.

Unfortunately, she won't win.

emmabest2000:
I will soon open a platform where I will support anyone with a good and solid idea but lack cash to start up ,

But it will be 30/70 deal

I have a simple yet solid business idea that would be very profitable if launched. But it's an online business and would need a website to function.

School is a big scam.. after my bsc.. nothing concern me and school again.. mtchwee

We have so many iron condemn guys on this site.. watch as they empty that place soonest

After writing jamb, jamb release result just two days later but you can only check through sms.. unfortunately, I couldn't check mine becos i no longer had access to the sim i used in registering it..

Even jamb no gree release result again.. they kept on posponding it.. at some point sef, my mama talk say I don chop jamb money say I no register am .. (I explain tire because no evidence )


Weeks later i vex, chat my guy for imsu tell am to register me post utme (because he told me that if I want to see my result, I should register for post utme.. that my score will show wen he's doing it) wen i no even sure say I reach IMSU cut-off mark of 160.

Anyway, I sent him my last card then (around 4k or so) and the next morning he sent me the registration slip and i saw my jamb score attached in the slip


.........

I wrote my jamb on April 17th (friday).. and on the exam day, na only option D I just dey tick throughout from maths, physics, English to chemistry.. o chim

Thank God o.. because I been wan tick C as per my favourite letter or even B.. but last jamb I ticked C nd scored 154 so i just lockup and selected D throughout.. no risk, no reward..

I no even read shimgbain before exam.. in fact, that lekki headmaster novel, i no read one sentence sef

To make it worse, sleep come they catch me for exam hall at some point until the bannie beside me come wake me

..at the end of the day, my gamble paid off.. .. now waiting for post utme exam next august.. I'll try and get the past questions paper before exams biko.. I need to read for that one.. anyway, insha allah we're scoring 200/200 🙌


Before I go,

My junior sister scored 161 abi 163.. she say computer off.. just imagine (she put nursing for Uniport and Rivers State Uni)

My ex scored 209 (she put nursing for FUTO).

My guy that we did jamb registration together in IMSU scored 183.

My mama brother daughter (pls no mind my English o 🙏🙏) scored 183.. she put law for Rivers state Uni


Sorry for the long read .. and pls hope say we don't have fbi here that will try to trace me with my score and school.. hmm


But please o.. can this score 208 get me admission in computer science in IMSU, because i need to pack comot this house nxt yr abeg?

“Elections are not won on social media because there's no polling units online.”

ADC, NDC & LP doesn't have enough foot soldiers on ground to do the dírty work.


While Atiku is a cl0wn, Obi remains the bigger cl0wn here, because he's only path to presidency os through Atiku

At first, I thought the opposition were serious about wrestling power out from the apc but it's now clear that they're just some hungry buffons who are only after their own stomachs.

The next year election would have been game over for the current government but Atiku and Obi just made it easier (just like in 2023) by splitting the votes again

To cut it short, a house divided against itself cannot stand.

Obi would only win if Atiku wasn't in the race, and vice versa. Obi is a spoiler for Atiku down South while Atiku is a spoiler for obi up North.

Lastly, Northerns won't vote for an Igbo man — at least, not now that Gowon is still alive. Kwankwaso doesn't command any influence outside Kano and Jigawa.

In essence, a vote for Obi is a vote for Tinubu.


Tinubu is a master strategist in politics — dude ain't some dumb weakling like Yonathan who handed over power so easily.

If his THUGS fail to snatch enough boxes and NIGERIANS manage to vote him out;

— INEC is there to put him in.

If INEC fails him,

— The JUDICIARY is still there to put him back.

If the CITIZENS reject him by staging a revolution,

— The MILITARY is there to ..


Either way, dude's returning to Aso rock almost unopposed — that's why he ain't worried about your suffering one bit. Besides, Nigerians are already getting used to suffering

In fact, even if fuel sells for 5,000 naira per liter, and bandits kidnap 1M people from now till next year, tinubu will still return. So embrace yourself, Tinubu's already a two term president. Only the Military 🪖 can stop him from returning to power.


Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Nonsense award.. mtchwee

Kanwulia:
2. A small bag with some food, water, snacks and toiletries. Enough for 3 DAYS.✅

Tooth brush A MUST!😂

..if you're banking on this, that means APC will continue to remain in power for a very long time.. because village men and women are not on social media

Becos of an AI account i used to handle was banned, they now decided to ban two more alternate account on my phone.

Thank God my main account wasn't touched .. maybe because i didn't open the account on this phone.

YouTube is brutal

First title bottling for arsenal

EPL bottling is next

Man city this is ur opportunity, guys

SuperOnyi:




It's really getting out of hand, and the crazy thing is men like me are not even bothered because we are obsessed with creating. I have sisters and little girls and when I see what Nigerian online feminists are doing and saying online, I wonder how wicked people can be.

They are slowly poisoning the innocent girls without common sense, the propaganda is so heavy that sometimes you might think a powerful country is sponsoring this terrorism. They want our women with access to that side of the internet to remain in the bondage of misandry and stupidity masked in feminism.

They are trying to destroy the feminine energy which is what draws real and responsible masculine men to our women.

I see the changes already.

When you check the comments of pre 2014 or 2015 of people on the internet (Nairaland for example), you'll notice the shift. With the internet, men like ilegendd and ubunja came with the truth about these women and men became more aware. They took the red pill, knew about good and bad side like paternity fraud; and feminism got knocked heavy in the head and began to poison the gullible youths through the internet.

It's sad, disgusting, and even though I know social media is a lie; I cannot also deny the power and influence it weighs.

Good day. Please check your email. Thanks

Hezzyluv:
Hope your mum can train you 2ru the university without stressing out along the way?

That being said, if I were you, I will follow my Uncle's advice while I use the leisure time to learn skills I'm passionate about.

If you like, take the bolded for granted, na you Sabi.

Yes. My mum can comfortably train me without flinching.. she's a landlady. She even promised to give me 200k next month for lodge payment.

Wealthyonos:
You're making the right decision but know that your Uncle may never support you again because you took his poly offer for granted because you did not sweat over it. It's a human nature thing sha. People don't value what comes too easily. If you had spent like 3 years looking for admission, then you suffered by yourself to gain this poly offer, you would have valued it more. Whatever decision you take sha, your Uncle won't be happy with it cos apart from the money he sent you, he has spent other monies you're not aware of.... Just do the poly.... That's my advice

Guy I understand your point but i can't toy with my future.

After reading a thread about HND discrimination here on nairaland, my opinion changed for the better. The only money he spent is 15k form for evening program.

Nothing like if i had suffered, some years ago wen i was admitted in the university, he refused to sponsor me and asked me to drop and enter poly.

And for your info, them no dey suffer to get admission for poly.. that's why they're over 10k students in poly nekede.

And as for university admission, I have a lecturer on ground there, she gave me the last admission so I'll be meeting her for admission again. Nigeria na by long leg.

I hope you understand sha.

My uncle got me admission (evening program) in a polytechnic but i had a change of mind after reading on how the Nigerian system discriminates against OND & HND holders.

I told my mum and she has given me money to go buy jamb form .. that she'll train me in the university. (This was our plan last year before my uncle came with his poly offer)


The issue now is that my uncle has already sent me the admission and acceptance fee of 45k and it's sitting in my account. I want to refund him now.

How do i tell him I'm no longer interested that i want to go to university?

And most importantly, I hope I'm making the right decision?

budaatum:
I sold eggs and canned Coke at the Lagos end of the Ibadan expressway to get through secondary school, and I fried chicken and chips to fund my education in my birth land I returned to.

So yes. I get mind. I needed it to survive.

Bear it in mind that then is not now.. things were good then.. na hawking of egg and canned coke the op wn take survive?

Think. Think

budaatum:
I'm monitoring you in 10 years time too. That's what schooling empowers one to do. It has nothing to do with some imaginary nonexistent spirit.

Check your time fess.. abi you dey abroad?