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and my subsidy money will be stolen by someone tomorrow....

I dislike gender equality.... my future husband has to be the head of the house.

if women need gender equality, they should be ready to Carter for their families n also slashed expenses equal at home.

dacovajnr:
So the guyman dey look as she dey pour him petrol?Abeg tell me something else.i don watch this movie before #FpMentality

my dear u see am also.... people should read well n also think before the draw conclusion.

the lady said she wil not quite the marriage coz of her five kids. did they interview the kids to know if it was always the mother or fathers fault?

to me, the man made it up coz he want out not even minding what will happen to his children

SANDOSKI:
Waooo.... I had Fun today....

share it biko

# AprilFool, Share Some Weird Experiences If you ever got fooled or you fooled someone today.

mine..
bae called as early as 1am n when i picked,he
was blasting me and talking plenty and at the end told me
'its over' and ended the call,see me crying eh,called lyk
10tyms without him picking up only for him to call back be
singin one annoying love song and told me'april fool'.

halfricanadian:
Mine was in secondary school boarding school to be precise hmmmm
Na hin one wicked senior purnish us cos her boyfrnd broke up with her and her boyfrnds sister was my clasmate na so we all chop purnishment * we were told to stool down*

we were crying na so d yeye boyfrnd call am talk say d break up na APRIL FOOL

na so she con tell us say d purnishment na APRIL FOOL

See cry she pet all of us tire we over cry

If i catch dat yeye senior ehn na to wound am

hahhahahhahanahahhanahanahana...chai, can't stop laughing

# AprilFool loading
Let's Share Some Weird Experiences
If you ever got fooled or you fooled someone on that day.

Mine:

2014 a guy from Lagos mistakenly call my line n like play
like play, we became friends, 5:30 am, I called that I am
at the park, that I wanted to surprised him, I asked he
come n pick me, He rushed and call a friend that owns a car
to the park, call the number n asked where I was, only for me to shout April fool . IMAGINE, He has never called again.

we serve the Supreme God in Akwa Ibom state.....

waiting for pictures to confirm

chai, this person dong hammer

this APC abokilised enh... make them pack well jor. what will d say about Akwa Ibom state?

Today is thanksgiving in Akwa Ibom State, make I go dress up join them for International stadium

senseless Govt. I weep for my unborn children, but God dey

My God pass them.
we keep suffering while d keep smiling, stealing and traveling with our money.

I recently asked them to come n cut the light, when d increase our bill from 5k to 25k, beside I no d c d light.

Even Nepa know I will not pay more than what I use to pay in a month. yeye people

what is this world turning into?

A new church in TZ, pastor must not touch the ground until he is done with sermon.

what is this world turning into?

A new church in TZ, pastor must not touch the ground until he is done with sermon.

Where is lalasticlala sef .....come n see this people ohhhh

psucc:
Whenever one is bin want of anything, it is advisable not to set precedent especially the abnormal.

The now APC started the political funeral.

I know APC started it, I am not against any party, I am against our behavior when it comes to politics. check very well, those people families r relaxing somewhere outside this country

quid:
yes na. How u see am?

hope u don't eat, sleep, even.....with phone?

quid:
They prefer PDP's change

So soon?

Is This What Politics Has Been Reduced To In Akwa Ibom State? (pictures)



.This is what politics has been reduced to in Akwa ibom state. These bunch of cretins are celebrating the victory of their party at the supreme court and for them, this is the best way to celebrate.
With this kind of mentality, you can't blame the political elites who ride roughshod over you and only see you people fit for use as thugs for ballot box snatching.

Up PDP......Apc is a scam

Congratulations to d great people of Akwa Ibom State. You are the real winners. Nigeria will never be intimidated by tyrants. Democracy wins

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops
you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time
wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to
another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general
formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is
demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot
a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want
to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage
Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your
combined household income is less than 350k. Your
daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and
Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage
of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with
hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate
the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20
marks)
7. You can't give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you
spend over 10k in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius
of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)

when I say change, those who say scam should like

....

cont.

Hours after the news broke yesterday that the hard and soft copy of the 2016 budget had gone missing in the National Assembly, the Speaker of the House of Reps Yakubu Dogara took to his twitter handle to describe the reports as an "Incredible and award winning April fool Stunt". According to him, the budget documents are still intact. See more after the cut...

op pls what did u do? mine was ame issue n have been calling them n the kept telling the data has finish in just 2days of subscription. pls whag did u do?

pet4ril:
Jesus!!!! I seal and cover every road users this season with the precious blood if Jesus........ And may the souls of all the faithful departed through the mercy of God rest in peace

thank God I was not in d car

Breaking News:
A serious accident has occured on Zaria/Kano expressway. A
family of six travelling in a jeep lost their lifes on the spot.
Check picture below. Veiwer discretion is adviced.