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Dats impossible sha

rubey:
If this is it, then I am nowhere close to being a wife material

Lolzzz

Dats good

Ok

welbeck? where is shinji? young? ohh, where is adnan. will zaha play upto 10 matches dis season?

I flashed her phone number 100 times on a particular day she forgot her phone @ home. I told her I called her actually

Keep shouting God's name. Only HIM can save

lomomike: Composure is the key here. Knowing you have had a blown up tyre yet trying to stay calm while bringing the car to a controlled stop is very very important. When running on high speed and a tyre suddenly blows out, DON'T go any where near your BRAKES and DONT suddenly turn your STEERING WHEEL out of tension or fear. Most people will suddenly slam on their brakes (when a tyre burst, all the weight of the car shifts to that burst thus the car will tend to dive or dip in that direction plus the inertia might forcefully steer the car towards or away that burst tyre violently; slamming on the brakes or suddenly turning the steering wheel Will result to a total loss of traction on one or more tyres, or violent sudden shift in car weight and this could result in loss of control or roll over or a somersault, or violent careering of such car suddenly off the road ultimatly leading to a crash) immediately you experience a burst tyre, that brake should not be touched. Grip the steering wheel firmly and gradually bring the car to your intended direction (on a straight line), gradually take your legs off the accelerator pedal. Keep holding the steering and guiding the direction of the car till it slows down very well then you can finally pull over to the shoulder of the road and stop.


Please at all times ensure you stick to your vehicle manufacturer's recommended tyre specification. Also don't run too fast on roads that you aren't sure of. Maintain equal tyre brands, type and rating on all wheels, plus don't over or under pump your tyres and finally don't use bad,
expired or substandard or worn out tyres.

Thank u oooo

Richy.:
" Honey you are just like your father very stingy"
I replied "thanks dear"

Lolzzz. dnt kill me wit lafta joo

Rajosh: the most romantic word I heard was from my ex. She told me she couldn't live without me.Fast-foward five years later after breakup and she's still alive.

hahaha lolzzz

God of soccer, plz be on our (eagles) side

AT LAST, chose Pharmacy but given Agric. To God b the Glory. Testimony tinz tomorrow in church. Im now learning how I ll dance Skelewu tomorrow

adbaba: Its great to b a unilorite.studying in unilorin could so difficult and culd b easy.it depends on hw u want it.

Am a 300 lvl std of physics.i must say it was hell during my 100lvl days till i discovrd myself.then when i just got my admisn.i was told a lot of bullsh.t abt my dept.i swollowed all hook,line and sinker.it really affected me.til i started believin otherwise.then changes came.

2 d newly admited students dnt let d admsn get into ur head.START NOW!. NEVA compare urself wit anybody.take every course offered/moved whatever as a good omen and love it.treat dat course like a new born baby that needs attentn.follow ur instinct.B wit dose wit positive mentality.prioritize ur time.have a gud stalite as a friend and confidant....it goes on and on...THE MOST IMPORTANT IS 'PUT GOD 1ST'.

2 my fellow stalites i hail o.to the alumus iba yin o.BBF nooni.

Really Im Tayo, same sch, same level, same dept

rottable: hmmmmmm, uncle t.b joshua said the strike will be called-off on 2nd of april 2017. Is like it is becoming a reality

thats a joke, right??

tpacalipse: ASUU can never be owed by anyone. Govt shall pay and its hands will be washed by water in case there are remnants sticking there. When ASUU calls off the strike, no pay no work policy would start again. For more than one year now, at every congress of ASUU, it has always been discoursed that this strike may go on for two years and the lecturers knew what they were in for before the strike commenced. No one will back down in this struggle to reposition the universities in this country. No work no pay will eventually become no pay no work. Govt will beg to pay and even ASUU will refuse to collect. They shall pay in multiple folds. Some of you think ASUU is like other toothless union in Naija. Or you think is like that agbero union some of ya papa belong to.

Seriously, u f**k up. U just over talk!!!

chemashie: FG will still pay the money no matter what. I don't see reason why they should do that when we know fully well that the money will still be paid.

yes, but the money will yield interest if given to a businessman to do business till they resolved their issues

Its nice like that, FG should stop paying them, keep the money in bank, let d money yield interests and then pay them all their salaries only when they resumed work

Whatever happen, I just hope Rooney scores

dotcom_na_me_na_me: You need to realize 4-1 reason that if you 1-2 beat West Brom, you need contact Liverpool for 1 thing

NONSENSE

When a fan told him on Twitter ‘I love your defending’, the United defender replied: ‘You missed my last couple of games obviously #WillDoBetter’[b][/b]
The fan means otherwise, thank God Rio knew.

hmmmn, na wa ooo. Im speechless

High octane action now at White Heart Lane and Dembele shows great skill to beat three men in the middle.

Tottenham lead 1-0 at half-time but Chelsea finished the first instalment strongly and Mourinho will be hoping for more of the same in the second period.

If you want to witness HISTORY - See LIVERPOOL

If you want to witness SUPPORT - See BORUSSIA DORTMUND

If you want to witness LOYALTY - See JUVENTUS

If you want to witness POWER - See AC MILAN

If you want to witness 'Magic of Football' - See BARCELONA

If you want to witness GOALS - See BAYERN MUNICH

If you want to witness SKILL - See REAL MADRID.

If you want to witness EXPERIENCE - See CHELSEA

If you want to witness FOOTBALL SPIRIT - See ARSENAL

and

If you want to witness ALL OF THE ABOVE - See MANCHESTER UNITED FC

If you want to witness HISTORY - See LIVERPOOL

If you want to witness SUPPORT - See BORUSSIA DORTMUND

If you want to witness LOYALTY - See JUVENTUS

If you want to witness POWER - See AC MILAN

If you want to witness 'Magic of Football' - See BARCELONA

If you want to witness GOALS - See BAYERN MUNICH

If you want to witness SKILL - See REAL MADRID.

If you want to witness EXPERIENCE - See CHELSEA

If you want to witness FOOTBALL SPIRIT - See ARSENAL

and

If you want to witness ALL OF THE ABOVE - See MANCHESTER UNITED FC

Naughton is found by Eriksen on the edge of the area but his shot is tame and Cech gets down for a comfortable stop.

Hmmmn, I supports only 2 teams, UNITED and any oda team that beat chelsea. Spurs Spurs Spurs

Space booked. First page tinz

mikeynice: Still cnfused on dis. Jamb scratch card can b use only ones. But unilorin ask us 2 activate d card by usin it only ones on d examinatn body website. My questn is. Ar we 2 upload d scratch card details on d portal direct witout usin it. Or we ar 2 use it on jamb site first b4 uploadn d details on our portal? Pls i rily need clearificatn on dis

nop, jamb card can also b used 5 times just like others. N1000 no b small money na

ok ooooo

chaito93: Dats a lie.....check the school site.....admission will be close before resumption.......which is sept 28 for freshers and oct 5th for the returning students

ah ah aha, u ar d liar, u dnt kno much abt unilorin, do u Unilorin are actually waiting for pple dt wont accept the admission in d first list bfor releasing d 2nd list.