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hello my people, my birds are pooing water. wat can b d problem?

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For those of u comparing Lukaku's goal record with Morata, remember goals ar easy to score in LA liga than BPL. There's no time to give any player to adapt, u just av to come in and perform. I wish morata d best if Madrid finally let him go

josielewa:
i went there last week and i was told same....but i had lower credit and i knowingly applied....God can help...they said the list is available and will be posted soon....if am shortlisted,then i know i will scale through....got some past question of last two examsdone....i can send it to ur email guys for free...

kindly send to me plz
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Tnx and God bless

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Bad belle people everywhere. They just want dis govt to fail. They don't want to hear anything good abt dis govt. anyone dt does not want to hear good things about dis govt, thr shall not b any good news in d family of such person

Conceptz:
The referees I used in my registration, must it tally with d one in the guarantor form??

Someone shu help me with dis
The referees used in d registration, must it be d same one dt ll b in guarantor form??

The referees I used in my registration, must it tally with d one in the guarantor form??

Magdala Nig Shortlist you TAYO(5305) for an Oral Assessment with the Hr Executives at No5,Oke close,off olayiwola Str, Clay b/stop,Oregun,Ikeja.
Wed 12-4-17 8am

I just received this text msg, plz is it real?

popex:
God, in your mercy, I shall be among the successful applicants in this race of DPR recruitment. Your divine favour shall work for me. AMEN. I said this with faith and if you have faith reply with Amen. #AbrahamBlessingsAreMine.

Amen

Good morning fellow nairalanders, After downloading, I tried to unzip d dragnet questions but it wouldn't. I ll appreciate any help regarding dis.

wow, looking forward to d combination of Martial at d flank and Rashford at front. Its gonna b a bomb.
Man u 4: Wat 0

plz whr can I watch it online

seydam21:
Match Preview

Jurgen Klopp has described derby matches as "the salt in the soup" as he prepares to face Manchester United for the first time as Liverpool manager.

One of the Barclays Premier League's fiercest rivalries resumes on Sunday as Louis van Gaal's United, who beat Liverpool 3-1 at Old Trafford in September, aim to make it seven wins from their last nine league meetings with the Merseyside club.

Klopp celebrated 100 days in charge at Anfield on Friday and has won 10 of his 21 matches at Liverpool so far. The German is relishing the prospect of locking horns with their biggest rivals.

"I love derbies," he said on Friday. “It's the salt in the soup. They are the best matches to perform.”

Klopp was delighted with the battling display his side produced in their 3-3 draw with Arsenal this week but has warned that workrate alone will not be enough against United.

"You will not win against Man United because you ran 145 miles or something,” he said. “You have to make the right decisions.”

United also drew 3-3 in midweek at Newcastle United, a match in which they twice squandered the lead before settling for a point.

The three goals marked a more attacking approach from United, but Van Gaal was more concerned that two points had been allowed to slip away.

"I was more disappointed than the fans,” he said. “I had a lot of support on the street but I said to them, we lost two points, which is very important in this period.

"In the circumstance of that game, you have to win. We were disappointed but of course the fans have seen a match where we scored three goals, which was a long time ago!

"Everybody is ready to play this game but you have to do it at the right time, at a different schedule, five past two. In those 90 or 95 minutes we have to show it."

Van Gaal confirmed that Michael Carrick will miss the trip to Anfield, along with Antonio Valencia, Phil Jones (both ankle), Luke Shaw (leg) and Marcos Rojo (shoulder). Bastian Schweinsteiger (knee) is a major doubt.

Liverpool could hand a league debut to Steven Caulker, who was drafted in on loan from Queens Park Rangers to ease the defensive crisis where Dejan Lovren, Martin Skrtel (both hamstring) and Joe Gomez (knee) are sidelined.

Philippe Coutinho, Daniel Sturridge and Divock Origi (all hamstring) are still out, while Jon Flanagan is not expected to be fit having only recently returned to Under-21 action after a lengthy injury absence.

United won courtesy of a Juan Mata double in this fixture last season and have beaten their fierce rivals in their last three Premier League matches.

However, Van Gaal's team have won only one of their last eight league fixtures, and sit just three points above Liverpool in the table.

Liverpool (from): Bogdan, Mignolet, Caulker, Clyne, Ilori, Jose Enrique, Moreno, Sakho, Toure, Allen, Can, Henderson, Ibe, Lallana, Lucas, Milner, Rossiter, Teixeira, Benteke, Firmino.

Manchester United (from): De Gea, Romero, Valdes, Darmian, McNair, Smalling, Varela, Blind, Fellaini, Herrera, Lingard, Mata, Pereira, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Young, Depay, Martial, Rooney.

Match Appointments
Referee: Mark Clattenburg Assistants: S Beck, R West Fourth Official: A Taylor

Match Facts
- Manchester United have won six of their last eight Barclays Premier League meetings with Liverpool (L2) and two of the last four at Anfield (W2 D1 L1).
- Man Utd scored with all three of their shots on target in the reverse fixture played this season.
- Juan Mata has scored three goals and assisted four more in his last six league appearances against Liverpool.
- Only Liverpool v Tottenham Hotspur (19) has seen more penalties awarded in BPL history than this fixture (18).
- Liverpool have lost 11 times at home to Man Utd, more defeats than against any other visitor in the competition.
- Wayne Rooney will be looking to score in four successive matches for Manchester United for the first time since March 2012.
- Rooney (175 goals for Man Utd) is now level with Thierry Henry (175 for Arsenal) for the most goals for a single club in BPL history.
- Christian Benteke has scored in his last three league outings against Manchester United, but has lost two and drawn one of these three matches

liv 0 man u 3

khattab02:
It used to be the clash of the TITANS but now it is no longer an Important fixture. Both teams have been below par.










Verdict: 1-1

0:3

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]christ we nigerians do not deserve this.....ordinary budget APC cannot arrange....from clueless to hopeless....from frying pan to fire.....we are officially domed.
i regret the day we voted buhari into power....at least we had a capable senate president and finance minister in the last administration


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its u and your family dt ar officially doomed.
u pple should stop cursing d whole Nigerians.
As for me, who ever curse me shall b cursed by God and whosoever bless me shall b blessed by God

@ redclip, tnx so much. wat first bothered me was dt their fee is cheap. 63k for training and exam. CCNA exam is arnd $300 I think.

I intend to go for CCNA training at Aptech bt I was told dt d certificate wil bear ACNA ie Aptech certified network administrator instead of Cisco certified network administrator. my question is dt is there any difference btwn d two?

I intend to go for Aptech training on CCNA bt dey told me d certificate wil b ACNA ie Aptech certified network administrator instead of Cisco certified network administrator. my question is dt is there any difference btwn d two?

Afam4eva:
I can't beleive people are still taking certificates from these schools. The best certificate you can get is the one from the company that created the product that you're using eg Oracle, Cisco etc.

Hi, plz u guys should talk abt d above. is it true?? I intend to go for Aptech training on CCNA bt dey told me d certificate wil b ACNA ie Aptech certified network administrator instead of Cisco certified network administrator. my question is dt is there any difference btwn d two?

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Nice one from the mallam

NATIONAL BROADCAST BY PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, GCFR ON THE 2015 GENERAL ELECTIONS,FRIDAY, MARCH 27, 2015

 

 

Dear Compatriots,

As we prepare to go to the polls tomorrow, I have come before you this morning to express my immense appreciation for the opportunity you gave me to lead this great nation of ours in the past four years.
 

I also wish to place on record, once again, my sincere gratitude for the support you have given my administration without which the significant progress we have made in recent years would not have been possible.
 

In spite of the many challenges we have had to contend with since 1999, our present democratic dispensation continues to endure and grow stronger in keeping with the yearnings and aspirations of our people.
 

We have all worked very hard to nurture and strengthen our democratic institutions and promote the good governance practices which they were designed to deliver for the better well-being of  our people.
 

I believe I can say without fear of contradiction that we all clearly cherish the democracy we now have and will never willingly give it up for any other form of governance.
 

This much-cherished democracy of ours is about to be put to the test once again.
 

I urge you all to troop out en-masse to peacefully perform your civic duty of voting for leaders of your choice tomorrow.
 

As we do so, let us all – political party leaders, contestants, party members, party agents, supporters and ordinary voters alike, be very conscious of the fact that the eyes of the entire world are on us.
 

We must therefore comport ourselves in a manner that will further strengthen our democracy and consolidate our place in the comity of truly democratic nations.
 

 I made a commitment on assumption of office to progressively deliver freer, fairer and more credible elections in our country. In keeping with that commitment, the Federal Government has given the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) all necessary support to ensure that it conducts very successful elections tomorrow and on April 11.
 

We have all been assured that INEC is fully ready for the elections. I believe that we can all trust that they are certainly more ready now than they may have been before security issues and other concerns necessitated a re-scheduling of the dates for the 2015 general elections.
 

As an administration, we welcome the fact that millions of Nigerians who were yet to receive their Permanent Voters Cards (PVCs) as at February 14, and would therefore have been unfairly disenfranchised if the polls had gone ahead  on that date, have seized the opportunity of the re-scheduling to collect their cards and can now exercise their right to vote tomorrow.
 

We are also glad that our gallant Armed Forces have successfully stemmed the seizure of Nigerian territories in the North-East by the terrorist group, Boko Haram.
 

They have recaptured most of the communities and territories formerly occupied by the insurgents, making it possible for thousands of internally-displaced Nigerians to begin returning to their homes and communities.
 

I heartily commend the very courageous men and women of our Armed Forces for the immense sacrifices which they continue to make in defending the nation and protecting its citizens.
 

I also thank all Nigerians for keeping faith with us over the past six weeks.
 

I call on all political parties and politicians in the country to allow the free, unfettered will of our people to be expressed without any hindrance in the coming elections in keeping with the hallowed principles and tenets of democratic governance which we all profess.
 

The will of the people freely expressed through the ballot is the bedrock of all democracies and ours cannot be an exception.
 

Let us all therefore be prepared, as true democrats, to graciously accept the outcome of the elections as the rightful choice of our people from whom all political powers in our democracy must emanate.
 

My administration has done its utmost best in the past four years to deliver on our promise to positively transform our country.
 

Tomorrow’s election is another very important milestone as we continue our march towards the fulfillment of our God-given potential for greatness.
 

The election offers us another opportunity to empower leaders of our choice once again, and to show the world that genuine democracy is alive and well in our beloved nation.
 

I will like to restate my belief that no political ambition can justify violence or the shedding of the blood of our people.
 

I reaffirm once again, my personal preparedness to ensure fair play during the elections and to deploy the resources and institutions of state only in the manner prescribed by our laws.
 

Let me warn, however, that as President, Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces, I am under oath to protect the lives of all Nigerians and the security of our country at all times. I will never abdicate my responsibilities in that regard.
 

Democracy allows dissent. It encourages differences and even fervent disagreements. But elections must never be mistaken for war or an opportunity to set fellow citizens against each other and tear our beloved nation apart.
 

 Those who may harbor any intentions of testing our will by unleashing violence during the elections in order to advance their political ambitions should think again as all necessary measures have been put in place to ensure that any persons who breach the peace or cause public disorder during or after the elections are speedily apprehended and summarily dealt with according to our laws.
 

The nation’s security agencies are also fully prepared and ready to deal decisively with any group or persons who attempt to disrupt the peaceful conduct of the elections or cause any form of public disorder.
 

 Our dear country, Nigeria is the largest democracy amongst black nations of the world. We are a nation of great accomplishments, with a proud history of evolving affinities.
 

Let us go out tomorrow to vote peacefully and set a fitting example of political maturity for other emerging democracies to follow.
 

I wish you all and our dear nation, very peaceful and successful elections.
 

May God Almighty continue to bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
 

I thank you all.

Trut:
It's better to divide this country because ethnicity, tribalism and nepotism has eaten deep in our gene.

Tinubu and his party men and women opposed Speaker of House Representative slot which was meant for the yorubas, now you putting the blame on GEJ.

I have seen that the main reason why South Westerners and Northerners are supporting APC is because of the political position their brothers and sisters will attain, not because GMB and Osinbanjo will perform.

To all South Southerners and South Easterners who are supporting APC, I pity you all. The Northerners and Southerners are deceiving you by accusing GEJ of corruption and incompetent, but they are most most corrupt and tribalist I have ever seen. Think twice before you put yourselves in political bondage.

So gej is not corrupt and he is competent??

This is really good

Rubbish

dre11:
This what we get when a small girl.is forced and give away in marriage to an older man.....




She is not ready or ripe to face responsibility of a married couple, can't this people understand

I think Omotola Ekeinde married at age 18

Chiefpriest1:
Happy birthday to you ma! Please,as you mark your day,reflect on your life,especially your marriage.

Find a place in your heart to forgive your husband,if indeed he offended you. There is no pride in divorce,especially for a role model like you.

Ponder on this. This would be the best gift you ll give your fans and lovers of your works

Like she is gonna see this

Ok

Ekiti own were also taken to Ogun State