fabulousfortune: Mine was sucking her honeypot. It was so disgusting

HOLY-f**king-MOLY!!!

I flashed her phone number 100 times on a particular day she forgot her phone @ home. I told her I called her actually

Buying something from a particular place Everyday just to see her face.

Ola def2: oh' now I understand u, its very silly tho for u ? To later married a Gurl whom u and ur friends molested/rape ? Mahn! Ure a baddest one

sumbori should help this guy out..... it is sad.

Deiok: Buying something from a particular place Everyday just to see her face.

lmao.

Deiok: Buying something from a particular place Everyday just to see her face.

lmao.weyrey

Giving her my username on nairaland.
now she wants to break up
don't blame her
if ah were she, ah wud break up with me

drove inside erosion jst because i wanted to drop her at home. My car was soaked with water entering inside the vehicle including the engine. the next day my car engine knock. i first foolish sha

The silly thing i ever did was to suck my ex pussy just blc my friends told me it make a woman go gaga so i wanted to please her noth knowing is so digusting, so disgusting that if u don'nt like it u would puke till eternity cos it taste like raw ogi.

I travelled to go see my babe in school only for her to take me to Mr Biggs and drain my money, Na only hundred naira i use come back out of 5k. I pray to God never to get girlfriend again but the next day i begin runs

The only thing wey i know i did was washing her pants 3times in a week... CUZ SHE NO DEY GREE GIVE ME D THING WEN I REFUSE 2WASH HER UNDERWEAR.... My life don finishe... No be say i no dey service her well

tchidi:

Mazi!! E kene'm gi!
You did the honourable thing...

Ada Anyi!! Udo diri gi na ndi be gi na afa JESUS!!!!!! ..

My dear.. I did it for me.
Best decision I ever made.

The rock5555: I travelled to go see my babe in school only for her to take me to Mr Biggs and drain my money, Na only hundred naira i use come back out of 5k. I pray to God never to get girlfriend again but the next day i begin runs

rock my oga,... tuale oba. I still dey follow ur story. So on point.

nerodenero: Insult is a way of life here

i know. just dat i've not typed anything dat warrants insults.

Imagin ,
* cleaning the room and applying air fresher .

* looking for the cleanest BOXERS to wear .

* locking yourself indoors and refuzing to let others know that you are in until she comes and gone,

isn't that s.i.l . L . Y ?

I gave her my monthly savings ,only to tell me she was robbed@gun point wen I was abt to collect d cash,now ex.

Officially walks in,..goes to the fridge. Brings out 3.alomo...










Thats all

slaughterhouz: Afta taking her out with d little change I have I wld then give her ma last card as t.p...then trek all d way home...

nice one

Monstertrucks: So no boy Don ever suck em babe kpekus nd Vomited or run go Mars for em babe.

Na once i don put mouth there, o boy e just funny , i s.p.i.t for days aswear . wetin una dey enjoy there sef?

Ola def2: oh' now I understand u, its very silly tho for u ? To later married a Gurl whom u and ur friends molested/rape ? Mahn! Ure a baddest one

are u a Nigerian? cos i cant get wat u jst typed or trying to type

Bought her an expensive meal when she came visitin and also paid for her tfare.
Had to go for lyk a week survivin on garri.
I guess d silly thing abt it was tellin my frnds.
They neva pass an opportunity to remind me it.
I'm always blessed wt crazy friends, i dont know y.

fender:

Na once i don put mouth there, o boy e just funny , i s.p.i.t for days aswear . wetin una dey enjoy there sef?

fender:

Na once i don put mouth there, o boy e just funny , i s.p.i.t for days aswear . wetin una dey enjoy there sef?

You need to stop sucking dirty babes...



I love blowing clean chicks.. Thats why my Nwababy calls me a lesbian..

Bought her a new blackberry while I was using an old one with screen problem...lol. Later discovered that I just enhance her runz capabilities.

Mr Aboki:


You need to stop sucking dirty babes...



I love blowing clean chicks.. Thats why my Nwababy calls me a lesbian..

u suck punny pot too

Odedoyin25: i've never done any silly thing becos i nor sabi toast babe which means i've neva had a GF.

Opens the door and throws him out!

Okeikpu: The only thing wey i know i did was washing her pants 3times in a week...

Hope she's now ur ex, else u ll become house husband if u marry her

The rock5555: I travelled to go see my babe in school only for her to take me to Mr Biggs and drain my money, Na only hundred naira i use come back out of 5k. I pray to God never to get girlfriend again but the next day i begin runs

. Addicted to tossing.

Rock is like you luv girls too much because i see no reason why you had to waste your precious time following girl after all expenses you spent .

Hmmmmmm...can't Teally remember....I'm still thinking hard....ah!

Choi! If the OP still thinks what happened with his ex and friend can be termed 'silly', then he's just won my award for the biggest maga ever liveth!

Well mine na when I try to push and jump start a car at the same time while she was still sitting in it. That was just silly and she no even send me.

Monstertrucks: rock my oga,... tuale oba. I still dey follow ur story. So on point.

. Monster na wa 4 dis kind name oh.
You sure say dis rock go up date ?

I'm sleeping at the moment. Will come up wt mine wen i wake up.