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zoelife:
Hello bankers in d house, i'd like 2 know wat exactly it is 2 b a millionaire. Is it savings of 1m, or a biz worth 1m, or assets worth dat amount. Or does receiving a pay cheque or cash prize of 1m qualify u 2 b called one? Pls i'd appreciate a clear answer 4rm u bankers. Tks.

Taken:
Still Boring - needs to spice ya story - curry and pepper are available

Taken:
@ Poster

Boring!

u really are distressed and frustrated. go seek deliverance

Ben-10:
your username fit you o

@ my oga MOD AM SORRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IN FACT, I AM D GUY DAT SCREAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ABEG NO COMMOT MY NAME FOR UR BOOK OF LIFE CALLED N/L. PLZ
IF U 4GIVE ME, WALLAHI B4 D END OF DIS YEAR, UR WIFE GO BORN TRIPPLETS+ 3 BLESSINGS

Ben-10:
your username fit you o

tenx 4 d compliments, a.sshole

DOAweb:
You are simply an attention seeking muppet 

DOAweb:
@Poster

You are joking, right?

u sure say u no dey do am? odaran. skeleton

condomized:
''If Nairaland Were A Woman, What Part Of Her Body Would You Be?''

daylae:
@poster no qualm,am not offended. Hope u're not?

no my bros. just trying to catch fun. ciao

Vinboykiss:
please some one should tell me how to satisfy a woman during intercourse. my girl always complain of not been okay while my organ has a reasonable size. what will i do?

if u cant satisfy ur woman, then u are not a man enof 4 her. she will soon be snatched. but i dont advise u to give up.
take these facts into consideration:
1. at a single session, a woman can cu.m more than even twice, while
2. a man will ejaklate most probably once then needs to rest.
ADVICE:
Try extensive FORE-PLAYS as enof and good foreplays are even sufficient to make some women Reach orgsm. preceed ur ''real act' with these foreplays, and finally by the time u start d real thing, u will satisfy her to HELL
I think d problem is u go straightaway to d real thing and ur manhud runs down b4 she feel nothing. try my suggestions and u will gladly appreciate moi.

michelin89:
Don't over envy him. You'll grow up to be like him one day.

i confirm to u am better. i was once like dat, but better now.
a story? was at a party, dancing and mingling, but abt 3 girls kidnapped me, claiming they must have a taste of what they felt on floor. i wear tight and oversized to prevent public disgrace. Hot now? everywhere and there.

condomized:
i like your style. ciao ciao

michelin89:
No one has ever complained of my abs.

i like ur style. ciao ciao

michelin89:
Maybe you should have written: If nairaland was a woman, what part of her body would you be?

Ever heard of 2nd conditional?

are u d new head teacher @ iyana-ipaja public pry school? when did n/l become grammartical accuracy checker?

if u are a lady, i guess ur guy no dey complain of those michelin besides ur tummy,

smooooooth:
u have a dirty mind, there's a hole in the ear, mouth etc. i'd be the ear, cos i love listening.

Kx:
U base your love or hate for a lady on G-STRINGS
Wonders shall never end.

pls dont scurge him. at least he got taste. what of u? u sure say no be anything goes? be guided, kid