₦airaland Forum

hifaif:
Very slow. I have to write my own film before I can criticize a crappy Nollywood film abi?

You guys are pathetic.

pathetic? And u are mathetic....no seriously...quit being a puritan...gosh

TheWisest:
Creating that thread soon sweetheart!

ok buh am need mine here oooo

francizy:
Lmao
The guy stole my condm that's why am having issues with him..
Said he wants to learn how to use it..

why wud he need it...my lord this neighbour is lying becos my swirry confessed to me 14 times that he was impotent while we were still 14years old

TheWisest:
And yeah I ll give it to you: you have a good sample picx too

hehheehehe the newest on board..personology? Abeg Wisest PERSONOLOGIZE my own jahray....

Well..just passing ooo...after church i will pass back...i love this road...but the passersby aint saying sense but gibberish...ayagamba...ayagamba incantations

hifaif:
Very wacky and ordinary lines. Fhuck, is this a poem?

SMP, anyone can write this. Even, a truck pusher who has never been to school can do better than this trash you call a poem.

hmmm...anger in the village meeting...write ya own nau

okparaugo:
You like money too much o...

Postpone the wedding. Tell the pastor what is involved. Even the guests will wait.

I sign that contract and in the next 3 hours be spraying some dollar bills. Its all about control...

walahi !!!

farano:
hmmmm...cool

yeah sis...open up and take him for him...breakaway from a man with negative threads not a man who didnt woo u the way u had planned...buh above all...nothing ventured nothing gained

francizy:
Who be this wan?
Are you Seun's bodyguard or PA?
Ferano didn't complain,
Seun didn't complain,
So why are you all stressed up wo/man
Moreover, this ain't your thread,
And I didn't reply to you
So can't you mind your biz for once in your life?

neighbour do u need help...seems sam-wan is stepping on ya toes

okparaugo:
He needs to woo you spiritually too.

lol...wat she actually wants is financial wooing

benromeo39:
This farano is funny, they are saying dump him dump him, I hope you don't make a mistake you'll regret.

Did he ask u to be his girlfriend or e-girlfriend? He has every right to be pissed. Why?

Simply because you are saying you not inlove with him, so u saying if he doesn't woo u physically when you already agreed you won't speak to him the way u have been doing on the social network and on the phone? And what's with the "I'm not his gf because he didn't ask physically"?

You aren't a child nau, even small small 2go girls do not ask to be wooed a second time after agreeing on the Internet.

thats the point....i met my bf here on nairaland...we talked and we hooked up and we are still kicking stronger eventhough he didnt re-toast me physically...come on ferano give love a chance if ur heart says so and stop living on roles that are relative. Bon chance a elle!

okparaugo:
Snatchers alert !

hehehhehe...if one girl makes a man angry, it takes another savvy gurl to make him happy...let farano keep calm...i will protect him for her...hihihi

killercute16:
Sister am nt saying i know you oh,am jus telling you about ur kind of person na.

well..u are only 75% right

Lacomus:
sign you make you go do watin ?

if u were a co artiste we cud have yarned...but now that the question sounds amateurish i dont have ur time...pls bend down let me see the next person......next!

Let me think and get back to u

So what is he waiting for to sign me?

killercute16:
itz normal na....ur type tend to be harsh online,buh outsyd u gentle eh

only one person in NL knows me personally...so i aint falling for this trap ooooo

killercute16:
but your type use to be cool in the real world

now am beginning to suspect u...hehehehehe...how come u know me in real world....hahahahahha

Cutehector4u:
lool i killed him...i shot him in the head.... Since i am d judge, no one can convict me.... Buhahahahha buhahahhaha...laffin wickedly

*the siren of all the armed forces in Nigeria and Cameroon is heard in the courtyard* *nollywood suspense sound played by Teco Benson rolls for 2mins* and.....

ghost1718:
i laff fall from my private jet i enter hospital still dey laff,,,,,,guy the dead guy who killed him

all fingers pointing at cutehector...remember that barely 1hr after my swirry supposed death...cutehector asked me out for a party and said he wanted the key to our house and iceberylin's Lambogini

Cutehector4u:
hey, i am d chief judge here..and i hav hit that thing with my hammer..case closed...next case pls

how i wish my swirry can now come alived after being healed from his megabite-absentia so he can tell this whole court who pulled the trigger...cos ghost is sooooooo innocent....the barrister is too quick he cud be the one who......the trigger *cries ;( bitterly to provoke the ghost of iceberylin* ;(

Cutehector4u:
hey, i am d chief judge here..and i hav hit that thing with my hammer..case closed...next case pls

how i wish my swirry can now come alived after being healed from his megabite-absentia so he can tell this whole court who pulled the trigger...cos ghost is sooooooo innocent....the barrister is too quick he cud be the one who......the trigger *cries bitterly to provoke the ghost of iceberylin* ;(

Cutehector4u:
lool confession i forgot to tell u, one mod banned me oo..dis my cutehector4u account, so i now had to reopen d oda one...he banned it again... I was like waht is the problem..we discussed and he lifted d ban...

ok...i will pass this unto the judges as exhibit B

Cutehector4u:
court..... With all the evidences and counts labeled against the prime suspect, i Barrister nwicho, do sentence ghost1718 to fifteen years of ......enjoyment in las vegas...!!!! Lool runs way why evrybody is pursuin me with sticks

pls my lord...i besiege u dont pass judgement this quick....moreover Chibwike or Nobody will be invited as judges...ur record is quite complicated as it seems u are also one of the prime suspects....i rest my case

ghost1718:
abeg guy who's side are u ??

have u forgotten he is having a double identity...1 as cutehector the barrister....2 as cutehector4u our neighbour, ur rival....lets see how the case will end sha

ghost1718:
i dont fight with my padis, and Confession14 when did u start with iceberylin??, i u was thinking it was me (#sad.,,,crying now)

my lord cutehector...take this as exhibit A....dis cud be the prime suspect

Cutehector4u:
who says iceberylin and i are quarelling..... Its out of the Bro code!! Guys dont quarell

hey stop getting personal....play the role giving to u...thats what the script says...shekina...oya go back to barrister and neighbour...else

killercute16:
You know how to handle pple lyk this sha

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