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PoliticsRe: EXPOSED: Alison-Madueke's Secret Romance With Lagos Big Boy by Confusionist(m): 8:04am On Aug 30, 2013
Awake9ja: why is it that Yoruba men do everything possible to date women from old eastern bloc?

they reject their own women and even the easterners don't like dating Yoruba girls too.
cos the eaterners have no dignity or pride, they open up for any cash that runs!

And why d easterners guys dnt date Yoruba girls: cos the yoruba girls dnt av time to use and dump! The eastern girls are readilly available for that! (8
PoliticsRe: Governor Peter Obi Hero Beer{popular Demand In Lagos State} by Confusionist(m): 7:53am On Aug 30, 2013
Wrong advertising strategy!

The truth is: apart from now, av neva set my eyes on this beer!

I still stick with my 'extra smooth',
My friends sticks with their 'legend', 'williams' and 'best' respectively!

And av neva seen a man drink this beer in clubs and parlor!

What are u actually confused abt?
OP, we can help u
PoliticsRe: Christians Move To Produce Political Leaders In Lagos, Kwara by Confusionist(m): 7:36am On Aug 30, 2013
This is where trouble starts from o!
Who are these confused individuals?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Declares Support For National Conference by Confusionist(m): 7:19am On Aug 30, 2013
cashkid18: May dis snc lead to nigerian break up..clik like if u suport it
mumu!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Oil Output At 4 Year Low - Financial Times by Confusionist(m): 12:17pm On Aug 29, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: @Gbawe..,the chief hunter of BAD news is already here. No surprises.
Yes, oil production now is low but that too is temporary. It will be fixed.
grin dude, is it a curse to Nigerians that intelligence shld be things u drag in the mud?

Like, one thing for sure, u are a lil' bit intelligent! But since u are a sycophant, it seems u didn't realise how dumb u sound on every post trying to defend the 'oppressors' and justifying the injustice!

Oh yeah, - the problem is temporal and would be fixed soon! undecided

Like someone told u it's the pipes that are leaking, of the valves are damaged!

Why not call on the plumbers to 'fix it soon'!!!

Confused thing!!!
PoliticsRe: Will Ghana Get A New President Today (Supreme Court delivers judgement Today) by Confusionist(m): 11:26am On Aug 29, 2013
sorry, i can't confuse myself by reading all that!! undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Oil Output At 4 Year Low - Financial Times by Confusionist(m): 11:23am On Aug 29, 2013
Horus: To steal 150,000 barrels of oil every day you need to have a very strong "backing". This is a huge amount of oil daily
dnt confuse urself with figures just yet:
did u eva careed to undstnd dt pipe lines 'are' not just lcated in one region, and vandals are not just one gang?

but yeah, i got the ;strong backing' aspect. that is true
PoliticsRe: 1,000 Ex-militants To Get Samsung Job Offer by Confusionist(m): 10:13am On Aug 29, 2013
Okija_juju: Yawa!!

Samsung don price bad market...
bros no be now dem go knw, na later grin
PoliticsRe: Demystifying The Phenomenon Called APC: A Step By Step Insight Into Deception by Confusionist(m): 10:56pm On Aug 28, 2013
Me, as a smart business man, has started ordering for sales, very active hypertension drugs!!!

It goes with discount for every one who alwys missed a heartbeat at the mention of APC!!!

What are u guys scared of anyways?

But as una don dey clamour say make we move some HQ for east, my HQ dey east.

It is better to site ur company where d market is available!

At the snap of ur fingers, drugs are available.

Oya!! grin
PoliticsRe: Rochas Legalizes Abortion - Will He Legalize Gay Marriage Next? by Confusionist(m): 10:47pm On Aug 28, 2013
nerodenero: Why is it that these APC guys are always in the news for wrong reasons?I said it,APC is dead on arrival.Assuming Rochas is made VP of Federal Republic of Nigeria as it as been speculated from APC's camp and if he wins eventually,obviously legalizing abortion will top is priority.Enacting a law for abortion was easy but passing a law that will discipline corrupt leaders will never be passed.9ja I hail thee!
i dnt which to call u:

1. Mumu

2. Hypocrite

3. Confused man

The truth, as u knw is: in Naija, i can deduce dt 70% of our ladies have aborted, 80% of guys has sanction some!

So, stop disturbing urself like if wasn't even happening before!

Even the rev fathers and priests wey dey yan nonsense now, most of them had covered their tracks with this same act!

And many ladies, for fear of it not been legal has used harmful drugs in order to flush down some pregnancies that has resulted either in their death, damaged wombs, or deformed children!

The rate at which unwanted children are dumped in harmful places is even sky rockettin!

So, mr man, u were sayin?
PoliticsRe: Clashes Between Jonathan And Obasanjo Escalate Over Andy Uba’s Rejection by Confusionist(m): 10:38pm On Aug 28, 2013
FreeGlobe: with the huge uncertainty and divisions everywhere in this election, is it not high time Soludo emerged and consolidates with massive campaign
hey, confused lady,

It is still a fog to u dt Soludo won't emerge a winner in his state?

The Big guns dnt just want him! Ok?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Gets $3m Security Assistance From US - CG by Confusionist(m): 10:30pm On Aug 28, 2013
The one wey UN give us, we no see am..

All we see is sheppo gettin fatter, stealing gettin smarter, jona getting duller!

Confused lots, we are!
PoliticsRe: Enugu PHCN: Group Accuses Namadi Sambo Of Determination To Ruin Igboland by Confusionist(m): 10:26pm On Aug 28, 2013
Pls, which igbo land are u talkin again?

Are u people lost again? No be u dey claim Israelites?

Are u all confused?
PoliticsRe: Can an Igbos become the Governor In Bayelsa state -engr Musiwa by Confusionist(m): 10:18pm On Aug 28, 2013
peckhamboi: [size=14pt]Igbos must produce a Bayelsa governor

Igbos are there in millions in Bayelsa and developing the state so why shouldn't they be the governor?

Igbos must produce the deputy governor in 2015 and go for the governorship in 2019.[/size]
undecided developing where?
Bayelsa?

Are u people ok at all?

Why do u delude yourself with that notion anyway? Like u developed the whole of Africa!!! huh

Una sick?

Even, wetin dem develop for bayelsa? Na dem dey plant the bushes?

Una don confused!

I swear!
PoliticsRe: Can an Igbos become the Governor In Bayelsa state -engr Musiwa by Confusionist(m): 10:15pm On Aug 28, 2013
Garri the 1st: Musiwa!!!!

May your children not resemble your landlord or your neighbor!!!!

May you live long!!!!!

grin grin grin
isheee!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Biggest Problem is HUNGER by Confusionist(m): 9:53pm On Aug 28, 2013
Caracta: Hunger? Do rap*is*ts molest girls because they are hungry too? huh Hunger for sex, huh?
it looks like u got too much idle time at ur disposal by tryin to rebuff their claims!
You shld knw Nigerians are the best wen it comes to the issue of non_profound analysis!
Science/TechnologyRe: Made In Nigeria local technologies by Confusionist(m): 5:43pm On Aug 28, 2013
lygn19: Its so funi how sm1 whose ppl were once d most educated tribe in Nigeria yet the highest thing they cud produce wz plastic cups,is busy beefing ppl whose secondary sch dropouts were able to manufacture helicopters,and robots...lol...MUMU syndrome
grin grin
Usual chest-beating like a deranged gorilla!

Who is beefing who?

Like u can fly d ibo-copter?

Utter nonsense!

It's more than half a century since u guys av been priding urself as the china of Nigeria!
Did u think it took chinese that long to come out visible to the world?

This shows how empty barrels keep making the loudest noise!

Dey there they biliv!

maga!
FoodRe: Keisuke Yamada Makes Banana Sculptures Using Toothpick & Spoon[ by Confusionist(m): 5:26pm On Aug 28, 2013
Bobbystanley: MtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i fit join u? grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Moves Against Jega Over Registration Of Apc And Other Parties by Confusionist(m): 1:53pm On Aug 28, 2013
Donjazzy12: Shut up If you have nothing to say. What makes it moronic? Some of you appear to reason from your a**s. We report the news as it is, we are not on any body's side.
don jazzy, cool down grin
And stop being bitter abt dbanj, he aint coming back grin so, stop been abusive grin
PoliticsRe: Blind Man Sues Blind Man For Enticing His Wife And Sleeping With Her by Confusionist(m): 1:48pm On Aug 28, 2013
Of course, the lady go wan follow chairman now grin
PoliticsRe: Dangote To Construct Refinery And Petrochemical Complex In Ogun And Ondo by Confusionist(m): 1:46pm On Aug 28, 2013
solomon111: The Niger-delta already have refineries anyway,so what the FG should do is privatize it and it will run at full capacity again.
The Akwa-ibom state govt and the rivers state govt have already begun plans to build Petrochemical plants in each of their states and the FG have also released plans to built a $16billion petrochemical plant somewhere in the Niger-delta.
So whether in the short or long run,the Niger-delta which is the source of the raw material,will remain the hub for petrochemical and its allied industries in west africa.
Dangote cannot change that.
grin are u trying to be defensive? It not necessary. For u and i knw dt:

1. Govt promises take forever!

2. Even if they build $1b worth of reifnery in ur woods, na the chants of , 'our oyel' go purshue all investors! gringrin
Bnt be confused, it's d truth!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Obama Among First Speakers At 68th UN General Assembly by Confusionist(m): 1:40pm On Aug 28, 2013
Dude with his hat and black dress with a golden shoe will only go there to disgrace us again!!!

When that guy smiles, it somehow look stup!d with a plump nose and a burnt face!

I just wish sheppo won't follow him!

Cos both of them sure knws how to cook up a nice digrace!
PoliticsRe: ASUU Strike Is Evidence Of Fg’s Conspiracy Theory Against Masses – Activist by Confusionist(m): 1:37pm On Aug 28, 2013
undecided
War-reffa!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Made In Nigeria local technologies by Confusionist(m): 1:33pm On Aug 28, 2013
IGBO-SON:
^^^You're a fool! Let's see the 'fake thinz' from your neck of the woods. It's like you don't realize that China and Taiwan started off this way......by first copying western products and (with support from their vision-led gov'ts) they were able to break into the exclusive club of the world industrialised nations. Their youth didn't waste their years chasing after gov't and bluechip company jobs and contracts; and their elite didn't waste their years chasing after oyel blocs, gov't contracts, and small small girls young enough to be their granddaughters!
why confusing urself, young man?

In this new age of technology, all du guys knw how to do is build craps and say, 'china started like ds'!!

Which china?

They neva started this worst!!

And since u av started for a long time even before independence as claimed-which is more that half a century, why not just move forward a bit from producing craps and give us a real thing!!!

For ur info, most better advanced technological gadgets claimed to have been produced by Nigerians are still very much designed in china!

Why dnt u be a good IGBO SON and volunteer to fly that igbo-copter!!!

Cos we definitely won't say that is a helicopter!!
PoliticsRe: Ozekhome, Abductors Demand N250m Ransom by Confusionist(m): 10:37am On Aug 28, 2013
immortalvoices: Meanwhile in my dream last night this was the headlines I saw...


THE NATION: ASUU CHIARMAN KIDNAPPED...abductors demands them to call of strike before freedom

DAILY SUN: ASUU CHAIRMAN MISSING....was he KIDNAPPED (Jamb question)

THE PUNCH: STUDENT JUBILATES AS ASUU CHAIRMAN CALLED OFF STRIKE WHILE IN CAPTIVE...kidnappers demand 93 billions naira as ransom

Oya no lie click lick if you want this to happen ;Meanwhile in my dream last night this was the headlines I saw...


THE NATION: ASUU CHIARMAN KIDNAPPED...abductors demands them to call of strike before freedom

THE PUNCH: STUDENT JUBILATES AS ASUU CHAIRMAN CALLED OF STRIKE WHILE IN CAPTIVE...kidnappers demand 93 billions naira as ransom

Oya no lie click lick if you want this to happen
hey, confused niggah, dream on!

And abt 'clicking like', relax, u will be given enuff for lunch by the time ur fellow kids start clicking in!
PoliticsRe: Medview Approved To Fly Six International Routes by Confusionist(m): 10:35am On Aug 28, 2013
I just hope u are not confused!

We are not against u flying a million routes, just make sure u got the resources to do such!
And make sure ur planes are alwys in good condition-well serviced, and properly taken care of!

I just hope d licence given is not as a result of favour from d govt due to normal corrupt interaction between both parties!

Just make sure u av d capability to do so!
huh

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