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PoliticsRe: PDP Registration Certificate Is Missing!.....presidency by Confusionist(m): 3:41pm On Sep 04, 2013
I just love OBJ grin
He is my mentor, he can confuse even the devil!

If this story is true, u better arrest OBJ!

U think he's innocent?

But i love him for doing this!

Won daran!

APC for change na ni grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranked High On Implementation Of Environmental Agreements by Confusionist(m): 3:34pm On Sep 04, 2013
Has he been to Abia?
PoliticsRe: PDP CRISIS: One Crisis Nigerians Should Encourage. by Confusionist(m): 3:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
Guseh: #EndAsuuStrikeNow angry
i just knw u won't commit suicide! It's typically un_Nigerian grin grin

U will endure till next year na ni grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola's Lekki Road Scam Increased To N=25 Billion From Initial N=7 Billion by Confusionist(m): 3:27pm On Sep 04, 2013
Ur hairs alwys stand at attention whenever lagos is mentioned.
No wahala:

Hypertension medicines are now being subsidized!
PoliticsRe: PDP Candidate Rejects Offa Rerunvictory Against Kwasiec'sannouncement by Confusionist(m): 3:11pm On Sep 04, 2013
Fake story!
PoliticsRe: Please Interpret This Dream by Confusionist(m): 3:09pm On Sep 04, 2013
Guseh: #EndAsuuStrikeNow angry angry angry angry
u go old grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: Jonathan, 10 Trusted PDP Governors, Tukur In Closed Door Meeting by Confusionist(m): 3:04pm On Sep 04, 2013
Wait o!
Make anybody no confuse me o.

Are they really in a closed-door meeting?

That is good news.

They must be talking abt ASSU gringrin

Students go old grin grin
PoliticsRe: Dangote Signs $3.3bn Loan Agreement To Build Africa’s Biggest Petrochemical & Oi by Confusionist(m): 3:02pm On Sep 04, 2013
Rossikk: It is Dangote you should approach for questions on his corporate strategy, not Mr President.
the president's online dog has spoken!!

grin
PoliticsRe: Dangote Signs $3.3bn Loan Agreement To Build Africa’s Biggest Petrochemical & Oi by Confusionist(m): 3:00pm On Sep 04, 2013
agbameta: It's a done deal.


We are getting Africa's biggest PETROCHEMICAL PLANT.



God bless DANGOTE

God bless Ogun and Ondo state for initiating and conceiving Olokola FTZ and Energy Hub..

God Bless the SW and Oodua Land.
i'm hungry..i'm not in the mood for tribalism to day..

So,

GOD bless Nigeria..

At least till i'm full..
PoliticsRe: Anambra’s Field Of The Half-baked By Okey Ndibe by Confusionist(m): 2:57pm On Sep 04, 2013
I love amosun!
RomanceRe: Relationships And Body Odors. by Confusionist(m): 8:40am On Sep 03, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
Okay...it is Labor Day in America and my friend brought her boyfriend to my BBQ event. He is African and doesn't believe in deodorant. I am all for cultural individuality but I asked him to take care of the odor because guests were complaining and gagging for air.

My friend said I embarrassed them and stormed off. I spoke to them privately and even offer to help him refresh.

It's 97 degree today and people are sweating! How did the dude expect us not to smell him?

Should I have kept quiet and gag?
why shld u av kept quiet!
fucck them both! angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: ASUU Strike:"lecturer Must Renegotiate ,We Cannot Implement 2009 agreement by Confusionist(m): 8:31am On Sep 03, 2013
is there no way the govt cld just lay off all these !idiots and make things work with new ones?? angry angry
PoliticsRe: How Lagos Broke Its Own Laws On Deportation - Femi Falana by Confusionist(m): 8:29am On Sep 03, 2013
Movingcoil: may thunder fire all my family including me, and may hot water hot enough to peel the tortoise shell from itz back rain in that our compound, i, foolish !mbecile
grin grin grin *clears throat* u were saying? grin
RomanceRe: HELP!!!!! Obsessed Friend by Confusionist(m): 8:27am On Sep 03, 2013
grin grin
Mynd_44: She will soon opt for jazz
PoliticsRe: Why Nigerians Must Vote Out Jonathan In 2015 –fani-kayode by Confusionist(m): 8:23am On Sep 03, 2013
mtcheewwwww!!!!
waste of time!!!

thank pops i neva read it cool
PoliticsRe: Rivers Police Declares Amaechi’s ADC A Deserter by Confusionist(m): 8:18am On Sep 03, 2013
jchime: Only in this country will an employee not answer the summons by his employer. Nice move by the commissioner, I wonder what the governor will give you that is more important than your job and the promising future that comes with it. Better to resign and have a good profile than be dismissed and risk jail too
money!!! real big money!!! money that scares poverty!! ok??
so, stop wondering wot he will get
PoliticsRe: Fashola Denies ShortListing Successors, Will Sue Sun Newspaper by Confusionist(m): 8:14am On Sep 03, 2013
Ngwakwe: Fashola to take sun to court for insinuating that he is interested in who succeeds him.

Jonathan is really an holy Angel
do u av a brain Sir(we all knw u dnt, so the question is just a formility)?
c os if u damn did have, u will undstnd wot it meant by assumption or insinuation when public figures are concerned!!

that is even if they were insinuating. it was a clear statement of fact!! angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy, P Square, D’banj Topsforbes Richest Artistes Lists by Confusionist(m): 8:03am On Sep 03, 2013
well, since it aint based on wealth, no lele!!

and that dbanj own na ojoro..
allow me remind u of the deals u ommitted:
1. henessy artist 2013
2. goodluck jona's Bleep aide
3. def jam records uk
4. bank of industry ambassador

OP, are ibo? cos its ur people who are still bitter abt the split up with ur son.
go get a life!!!
PoliticsRe: Former President Olusegun Obasenjo Bow To Salut Jonathan by Confusionist(m): 7:55am On Sep 03, 2013
SO?
IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY ROUND??
PoliticsRe: Quote Of The Year By GEJ by Confusionist(m): 7:49am On Sep 03, 2013
bobthebuilder99: Lagos hasn't been the FG capital for over 20 YEARS. You are repeating nonsense that others have told you without thinking.

The LASG in partnership with the private sector have built the Ikoyi link bridge, are building the Fourth Mainland Bridge (which will be one of the top 20 longest bridges in the world), are building Eko Atlantic, countless roads, buildings, etc, etc. So much development that Lagos has an 80 billion dollar economy, which is larger than 14 US states.

Lagos has been a booming trade center for hundreds of years, the Bini came here to control of the lucrative spice routes (which our region controlled), the British came to live in Lagos because our region was the best place for them, and the first "Nigerians" came to put the capital here because we are strategically located, highly educated, and incredibly developed. People come TO Lagos, and TO the South West, we don't ask for them to come to us. Likewise, the FG capital came TO us because we were ALREADY the most desirable area in the newly formed nation.

Lagos made the capital what it was, not the other way around. Proof of this is that Abuja attracts NOWHERE NEAR the amount of people or development that Lagos does, and it has been the FG capital for decades.

The SW is a peaceful, successful, strategically located region, with wonderful, hardworking, intelligent indigenes. AS much as you try to make excuses for our success, ZERO people are scrambling to come to your village.
GOD BLESS U DUDE!!!
TEACH THEM INTELLIGENCE!!!

SIMPLE REASONING ABILITY THEY LACK, BORROW THEM IN TOTAL EXPLANATION!!!

THANK YOU wink wink
PoliticsRe: Quote Of The Year By GEJ by Confusionist(m): 7:46am On Sep 03, 2013
theoctopus: Absolutely right. You and Fashola and Tinubu are responsible for the destitutes in Lagos. Fashola and Tinubu have just done another collabo again to steal 15 billion in the name of concession buy back. This will be the greatest theft in Lagos and Nigeria in recent times. Absolutely mind blowing theft of public funds!!!
last time i checked, ur people are the ones called destitudes grin grin grin grin

lagosians aint complaining, u lots are!!


for 14 yrs of rule from the clueless party, nuttin to show!!!
PoliticsRe: Is It Possible To Be Wealthy In Africa Without Being Corrupt ?? by Confusionist(m): 7:42am On Sep 03, 2013
AfricanImprov: It seems like the wealthiest Africans , are in one way shape or form corrupt . I asked my parents if you could be rich in africa without being corrupt and they said no . I just wanted to get other opinions .
come, let me show you!

you parents shld be arrested to conspiracy and tendency to commit crime!!!
PoliticsRe: Governor Kwankwaso Rejects Jonathan's Request To Stand beside Him by Confusionist(m): 7:35am On Sep 03, 2013
Kairoseki77: 1. GEJ will never win the PDP primary
2. His general election chances are now irrelevant, he won't make it that far!
3. All effective leadership and governance from the FG is DEAD until 2015.
3a. People from GEJ's camp will be stealing to secure their retirement.
3b. People from the "NEW PDP" camp will be stealing to fund their faction and to pay bribes to secure their power
3c. GEJ himself will be stealing like mad to try to buy back his chances of winning the primary.

4. At the end of the day, it is up to the State Governments to carry out development from now until 2015.

God help us!
dude, election is 2015, and this is politics!!!
well, i'm not sayin he will win, but this crisis is not just a problem!!
the guys only wanted to be rcognized. if they are really serious abt forming a faction , they will form a party!!

so relax, the signs aint right wink
Christianity EtcRe: “pastor Adeboye Needs To Sleep With One Of His Church Members” – Kemi Olunloyo by Confusionist(m): 7:27am On Sep 03, 2013
BrAkingNews: https://www.newsinnigeria.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/olunloyo.jpg

Kemi Olunloyo seem to have a lot of opinion to share but the recent one has hit the nerve of many Christians with what she CONTINUE READING AT http://newsinigeria..com/2013/09/pastor-adeboye-needs-to-sleep-with-one.html#more


CLICK HERE FOR MORE CELEBRITY SCANDAL GISTS
u are an id!ot!!!
why do u alwys post stories half way? angry angry
PoliticsRe: Proposed West Africa Trade Centre To Be Sited At Onitsha by Confusionist(m): 7:20am On Sep 03, 2013
jesus!! i don get this twisted o because 14th to comment is a very very bad thing grin grin grin

well, good development. but i still say you guys should think about it because u can still change ur mind.
the eastern people wey be say dem no dey see white people for face, their regular thinking go get overridden by strategy of kidnapping interface!!! why not choose maiduguri? since obama say na poverty cause boko haram, make those people see somethin chop small maybe dem go think.


anyway, see it as a joke...cos na joke.
but still, think abt it!! cool cool
PoliticsRe: 52 Textile Companies Reopens After 10 Years, 25000 New Jobs Created by Confusionist(m): 7:13am On Sep 03, 2013
Rossikk: I've been following the revival of the textile industry with keen interest over the last year. I'm impressed by the amount of work and resources ploughed into this sector by the Jonathan govt after decades of neglect by preceding military regimes.

Chai! But military rule dealt with us sha!! Those guys just dropped everything and faced oil.
thnks to jonathan. but yet, thanks to gm of operation in the bank of industry who didnt look at the fact that under jona's regime, even if u alone chop 50% nothing go happen. we all knw there's no way nothing no go enter ur pocket, but work...no lele.
same kudos to the minister of agriculture and aviation!!

that is why i alwys tell people, leave amosun, fashola, aregbesola and the then donald duke of PH or any other govt that are working alone make dem chop...at least they are workin!!!

before i leave make i leave message for those who will come and tell me say, 'that is why nigeria refused to move forward, why shld they be stealing cos they are working' grin grin grin grin
ur message na: God punish u...my prayer be say na govt like bayelsa state go dey manage una life!!! tongue tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: How Lagos Broke Its Own Laws On Deportation - Femi Falana by Confusionist(m): 11:36pm On Sep 02, 2013
babyosisi: Are u talkin to femi falana like dt?

The man that i and my entire generation past, present and future couldn't unlace the very shoes on Femi Falana's feet
Yes I said so
Stop talking like a bladdy fool
Start by reading up about the man and what he is about
Ewu
FIXED!!!!

My comment: i see grin grin
PoliticsRe: Prediction 2013 Being Fulfilled......amazing by Confusionist(m): 6:36pm On Sep 02, 2013
Very funny i av my own prophesy too..it will shock u:

1. Humans will alwys get hungry

2. There will be suicide somewhere in this nation and abroad

3. Champions league will start this year and end next year!

4. There will be a confusionist grin

5. Stealing of crude oil will not stop

6...Make i stop here!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Moves To Banana Island by Confusionist(m): 6:20pm On Sep 02, 2013
Pls dnt get this twisted, first to comment is actually a beautiful thing grin

Now OP,
Wetin come concern u and i now for this matter? Why not move to ur own makoko water area make i move to my lekki penisula grin

Bros, na poor man dey complain..ok?
PoliticsRe: Breaking: PDP Crisis Could Be Resolved Tuesday- Metuh Sani Tu by Confusionist(m): 6:17pm On Sep 02, 2013
Pls dnt get this twisted, to comment first is actually a beautiful thing! cool

Now, back to the matter:

Wetin come concern me?

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