₦airaland Forum

Okash guy

E go better, e go better, e go better. WHEN!

If I don't love him, and he gives me poison, will the poison not work?

Exceed15:
1st Class Simp!

I think Nairaland should create section for witches and wizards. How can these beautiful scene (a moment you reflect where you are coming from and able to marry a girl of your dream, a good, hardworking and respectful girl) not touch you. This is far from being a simp. This is beautiful. I wish them everlasting marital bliss.

Kingzjayzee:
Well, if Hisbah shows up, maybe they’ll bring some wisdom to help them through these tough times. 😅

What are you saying?

mentro:
I don't think it's business as usual for Julius Berger. But i don't trust the minister as he might want to bring in his own cronies.
The interest groups and selfishness in this country is legendary, making it difficult for the country to progress.
Let everybody go back to regional government abeg.

All regions are complaining, this time around North carry the matter for head. Regional Government might be the way out.

Jeon:
rip.
Nah him fello gend^r kill am.
Later they will be shouting "Women are evil "

Him fellow gender, how?

Godfullsam:
Which one be 'friendly misfire' biko ?
Do guns have friends?

There are some English phrases you should avoid even though they are correct.

That is no longer English Language that is Literature in English.

First Iwuanyanwu now this..

He retired from the army but the army didn't retire in him...

oshiokpu:
Salary earners talk anyhow. They think it’s easy to be an entrepreneur in Nigeria where everything is against you!

Entrepreneur ur business by urself. Don't employ anybody...

Welcome to Nigeria where all Nigerians derive joy in shouting UP NEPA.

Welcome to Nigeria where witches can fly at night but they still need Visa to travel abroad.

Welcome to Nigeria where bail is free, but no be free we go chop.

Welcome to Nigeria where 'staff' does not pay transport fare.

adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.

Tell us more about the qualities of these two women. How do they behave to outsiders?
Is ur fiancee nonchalant to spending? What kind of home do they come from? What's the previous job of this ur Sales girl and what was her achievement there? Does ur Fiancee have a housewife mentality and ur Sales girl a hustling mentality? How old are both of them? Look carefully, pregnancy and duration of relationship is not enough reason to marry her, on the other hand, good behaviour, good returns and honesty could be a facade. MARRIAGE IS A DIFFERENT BALL GAME. Relationship character is different from marriage character...

flames007:
A man that doesn't know his own mind. I feel for the pregnant lady.

What do you mean? A blind man does know he is taken the wrong decision until the day his eyes open. Let him make sure he is not marrying the pregnant fiancee(that cannot support his business) out of pity. Let him outline his core needs from a woman.

I think this govt is a bit under pressure. If it can be turned around, then Tinubu will go down in history as the best president. But the question is, can things be turned around? Per capita income and inflation rate.

Wrong: 90% of their salary on food...

Basildvalour:
She is a toy?

Don't misquote the gentleman. Why sarcastically use "toy"?, why not use "the universe". Your husband owns u like humans own the universe. Humans protect the universe against global warming, invasion of aliens, technological obsolescence, animal and plant extinction etc and humans play superior role on the universe over other mammals and animals. Ownership is not for toys only. Husband own their wife because they want to completely provide for their wives all their needs, protect their wives with their lives, enjoy sexual pleasure and produce children with their wives. The man is the head and not the controller, the leader and not the ruler. THE STRENGTH OF A WOMAN LIES ON HER ABILITY TO USE HER WEAKNESS TO HER ADVANTAGE...

spiSeyi:
I can tell you that if election is conducted today PBAT won't win a state in SW

Hmmm. What if he finds his way...

spiSeyi:
Make e kuku reach 10k the problem PBAT has is that he is an IMF a*s licker by implementing whatever policies they recommended without thinking about the welfare of his people, it's evident that the removal of fuel subsidy and floating of Naira has not benefited us as a nation. How I wish he could be like Abacha or Yaradua who turned blind eyes on the IMF recommendations even Abiola promised never to follow IMF. This white folks don't mean well for our economy. Above all, PBAT is not going for second term it's not by death or sickness because everyone is tired of his government within the 1st year unlike the other leaders

Yorubas are not complaining
They will vote for him again.

hisgrace090:
Almost 50k dollars then.

During Shagari time exchange rate was on an average of ₦0.7 per $1. Hence, naira was more valuable. Meaning during Shagari time, President earned equivalent of $35,000. Today $35,000 is ₦52,000,000. How much does President earn today?

1. Don't fight with a Yoruba person even if u are right. They will scream at the top of their voices so their fellow Yoruba can come and support them. Be firm but don't fight.

2.

Where Did it happen, looks like Hausa area.

Baba go begin get many friends.

Move against Agbero and some kind task force

Malawian:
God will remember Igboland very soon with our own Snow, them the hating go surplus.

Na wa ooo. E don reach this level?

yyba:
So this is the road Alex otti claims he spent #109 billions on it otti is a real thief

Guy things cost eeehhh. But are u sure with that your figure?

Aremozeezee0:
Seems chicken want dey pay pass meat.

Chicken no be meat? Lol

ThiefnubuBandit:
The hole deep pass Lagos hook-up girls hole? I am asking for my grandmother's neighbour.

Wide and deep is understatement.

Gbadugbakun:
I've said this severally. The only thing keeping Tinubu in power and preventing an organic nation wide protest is tribalism and religion.

Yourbas wouldn't want to protest against their own. They'd rather suffer and starve to death. Same with the north. They're more interested in Muslims holding power than Nigeria moving forward.
So the country would keep bleeding and everyone would grumble in silence and adjust to the suffering. They won't speak out because they don't want to make their tribe or religion look bad.

I think you are correct. We mostly talk abt zoning rather than solution-based arguments.
There is a systematic division in the system. During the last elections, it was more like war between the tribes.

MT:
Peter Obi aka chemical reactor

Is Peter Obi the problem of Nigeria?

When number 50 is more reasonable than number 3.

Make nobody try me with this shit.