Hoely Man and Hoely woman....

Just brush the head don't put everything inside...

Anyenmoney:
If you are still supporting APC or PDP presidency, mehn! You are the real problem of Nigeria.

Peter Obi for President of Nigeria.
Sanwo-Olu for Governor of Lagos state.
Bread and Beans for my Stomach.

Thank you.

E make sence ohh...

oscaruzie:
The average woman always plays the victim card.
After several years, after several investments, after building a home, with children and all-what-not, she's subtly saying that Bright isn't sensible? Tueh!

See how Brightly respectfully came out without casting any aspersions...buh no oh, auntie had to come out to codedly insult him...goes to show that probably she's the messed up one.

Buh make we dey look sha, the whole story would unfold eventually, and we'll learn lesson, Kings and Queens alike...i said Kings and Queens oh, not all these kobo kobo boys and girls...

Simran94, abi 96, how you dey nah? long time...
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I dont know why women are like this. Stupid women always want to deface their husbands...

Condition don suffer....

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
It is hard but there are some things a man got to do ....because some friends dey do pass themselves....



me way one of my guy loose guard in 2016....the guy wake up the morning of the day he want travel to Abuja go meet he boss for huzzle kingdom....he wake up to realize say he laptop nor green on...immediately na im he beg me for my hp laptop( the only laptop when I dey use as at that time unto say man pikin broke)...but i no reason am..i just give am....unto say my kind heart
This guy reach Abuja...good six months he nor collect anything...na so hungry dey beat am...he go dey call me I go dey give am hope..even send am small small money make he take dey support he feeding unto say their boss dey feed them only once in a day..
Oluwa run am for am...na im the guy pick...but the boss percentage too much......I come advice am make he return to Benin city come dey huzzle on he own afterall he don learn some work, tools and format...
The guy enter Benin...before you know it my guy dey collect am steadily...
Surprisingly or rather i shock when this guy start to dey loose guard me....if I call am he nor dey pick and return call...and funny enough the reason I dey call am na make we dey together as we dey do before dey smoke weed and most importantly make he help me tie weed....because as at that time I nor sabi tie weed...and na him introduce me to weed smoking....by constantly tieing it for me....
but the idiot was thinking because he now has a little money that is why am calling him and wanting to be around him
The one that reallly got to me or rather got me annoyed was the day I called him three times and he didn't pick ...from that day I stopped calling him...for one year I didn't call him...when he realize his mistake he called me one day but I managed to picked and we talked but deep down inside me our friendship can never remain the same...I was no longer picking his subsequent calls...I cut am off
And thank God..I can tie weed now....am a professional in weed tieing as am typing now

U dey reason well... I dey always read all ur post for nairaland... I think I'm ur fan...

VeryWickedGoat:
Do they have Akwa Ibom/Cross River chapter?

They have a different version: Ibom Dog Chop Club

GistFullGround:






She has to tell you where you come from, abi she be witch? It doesn't matter what she went through; Papa na Papa!

You yourself said it that your father was not buoyant... You have to be forceful because if your mom dies anytime, you can be lost forever.

She has to tell you or show you your origin. By the way, is she an illiterate?

I just dey vex, did she not remarry? Your siblings know their root, while you don't, when you are not a bastard.

Abegi change am for her. I believe she go fear!

Some women are just stupid. I strongly believe the father is a good man and this guy took after his father. His mother must have tried tirelessly to make him hate his father but he is still interested in hearing from the man... A good man gave birth to a good son. Do everything possible to know ur father. Hear his own side of the story.

Afrok:
True talk.... Nobody wished to be poor or suffer, a lot of things causes people to suffer at old age with some or most causes beyond their control.
Just to cap it all, THIS LIFE NO BALANCE.

Are you an old man?
I'm seeing grey hair in your talk (wisdom)...

That means if he wins world cup, he will rape somebody...

Prechgold1180:
Good evening house

Sorry to bore you with my issues


My mum and dad separated 24 years ago

Reason for separation
My only biological bro died from malaria
My dad was unable to come up with money for treatment

My mum moved out took me with her
She remarried 2 years after
Gave birth to 4 leaving me with 4 step sibling
Some years back I heard my mum saying my dad has other children ( I don’t even know them ) I don’t even know my dad

I am a graduate now

So comfortable in life
Got lands houses and cars to my name

My problem now is I feel empty whenever I think of my dad
More like I don’t know my root

I plan on visiting mums home for Christmas
The problem is she hates my dad so much
any thing about that topic gets her angry

I don’t know how to convince to go show me my dads house

I don’t know possible ways to get her to show me my dad hus

Don’t even know if my dad is good
Don’t even know his family
Don’t even know my village
Everything I call family is just from my mother side

Zero from my dad side
I wish I can know them

Ur mum is evil for denying you the right to know ur dad.
She is pure wicked. Go the hard way. She must show u ur dad...

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How come the church cashier skipped that envelop? A rich member must have dropped the offering. Ok... Spiritually everything happened for that money to come to u. It was not ur money but taking it and giving same to the poor would not be wrong either. Rich members will always bring another one. The ways of man is not the ways of the spirit...

falcon01:
That's his problem

This one no get sense ooo... That guy in that picture is stronger than you one million times. Nothing will break a man who has seen it all...

Ayomide002:
Well, people buy tickets. I’ve lived in Moscow, Russia, the transport was mostly paid by card (cash was useless, I didn’t even have cash for almost 6months), their electrobus which is found everywhere only uses card and nobody checks. But, some buses still take some small small routes and they accept cash (you’ll be handed change).

I currently live in one of the countries you listed above and visited another one of them, I paid with cash and received change

But, nobody dey call passenger ooo, if you no pay self, you might be fortunate not to be caught 99% of the time.

Its like you don't use to pay 99% of the time...

If you pass Oshodi regularly in yellow danfo... You will neva vote tinubu.. Tinubu is selfish if he insist on ruling Nigeria with all his incoherent bloopers...

EtinosaDLaw:
Yes, Atiku will invest in Nollywood actresses and their toto, because that's what he's good at. Expect to see more Asabawood actresses lounging in Dubai and buying the latest iPhones with taxpayers money if Atiku wins by mistake.



If you love Nigeria and you want it to work for you then vote Peter Gregory Obi, he's the best choice.

They will not hear now until they make that mistake of not voting Obi.

HarlequinLekex:
When you know you won't take care of the children why did u have UNPROTECTED sex?

This woman needs to spent the rest of her life in Libya prison.

Nobody goes into any business hoping the business could fail.
Most fanilies in Nigeria do not have what to eat in the next four days... no money, no foodstuff, no hope. It is easier to judge than to be judged.
They are more than 150 million genuine beggars in nigeria, but less than 20 million benefactors.
I dont blame the woman I blame the system...

If you all make another mistake in 2023... Then no one should complain...

Lama70:
Was she giving birth in the bathroom?

Thirty minutes is way too much off duty for a care giver. Truth be told.

She might be shaving...

obagofizzy:
I had to cool it down with a joy giver
Next I will cook okra soup this weekend
Be ready, just buy semo then wait for me …..

U will make heaven...

NastiLord:
If he was still in Nigeria till date, he would have been kidnapped, killed or he would have been a yahoo boy, a ritualist or joined a kidnapping gang. Nigeria no too well

Naija sabi kill dreams... See Victor Moses, see Omos, if both didnt leave the shores of this country... both would have settled for less

Smell am first...

Yes We like Obi... He is always available... Where is ur Tinubu... Tinubu always talking out of point or he sends Shettima...

This ppl are joking.... How can a right thinking person not see that Nigeria is sinking?... this is not time for party politics... APC presidential candidate is old and thats the fact.. We like Tinubu but he is old and sometimes when he talks, you must notice that old age style of talking. Obi will be a fresh air. How will you feel if Obi wins in Taraba and losses in Imo...

Ikpeazu has misplacement of priority...

Sonyboom765:
But you can't leave same Lagos n leave to your wretched Alaigbo

Mumu, even the so called overated Lagos is more of Alaigbo than Alayoroba

e good

We dey Lagos dey trek becos of Okada wey u ban... u go UK go sign register...

House at Egbeda, for sale N135Million

We dont have money to Japa but we have our PVC to vote Obi/Datti... Heaven help those who help themselves...

Kajaard:


Since when did we get to 10? I thought we were only 7,o me and just six others

When did you join us, we were six yesterday... Who left the back door open?

Obi is our President.... Make Yaradua family provide VP