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PoliticsRe: Who Was The President Of Nigeria When You Were Born? by constance500: 10:02pm On Sep 12, 2021
K
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Why I Feel I’ll Be Evicted Tonight – Queen by constance500: 6:51pm On Sep 12, 2021
Make this show just end abeg.. Nothing is thrilling about the show sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leeds Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 12th September 2021 by constance500: 3:21pm On Sep 12, 2021
Let's go
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of My Keloids? by constance500: 9:27am On Sep 12, 2021
Agricaddict:
I've had them since 2014 because I used shaving stick, It's so embarrassing, I have kept beard because of it, I've bought products because of it and they are still there, please I need effective recommendations
There's one injection you can buy and be administered to buy a pharmacist.. My sister used to have one on her chest now it's a bit flatter than it was
SportsRe: Pogba And Burna Boy Do Focus Dance After Manchester Utd Win (Photos, Video) by constance500: 7:28am On Sep 12, 2021
Cool
CelebritiesRe: Burnaboy & Mom Watching And Celebrating Man United Match With Customized Jersey by constance500: 7:23am On Sep 12, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Well, I hope the woman will give the man space when he gets married
Cr7 mum still goes around with him even with Georgina and kids.. E no concern you
ComputersRe: Laptop Fan Sounds Like Grinding Machine by constance500: 9:33pm On Sep 11, 2021
Tolzy11:
My HP Laptop of recent, when turned on without even doing anything or when I lift it up, it gives me a grinding machine sound until I hit or slap the back it won't stop making such sound .
Please, what can I do ?
The fan holes are blocked.... Take it to aan engineer for servicing
FoodRe: Photo Of Big Python And Bushpig My Brother Killed Last Night by constance500: 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2021
Lala rn grin

CelebritiesRe: Burnaboy Spotted At Stadium Watching Man U Match: Pics & Video by constance500: 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2021
United for life mehn
HealthRe: Is This Genital Warts Or Shaving Bumps - (((Photos))) by constance500: 7:14pm On Sep 11, 2021
manoflove22:
I'm down men

Brothel visiting implication or is it just a shaving bumps?

it been there since last 3 weeks so i just trimmed the area just now and see them numbering sad


I'm scared don't wanna live with genital warts, cos it a virus and it have no cure but u can apply medication on it, but it reports it can appears again, why na cry
Blisters
CultureRe: Ezeuzu Awka Officially Opens His New Palace (Photos) by constance500: 12:23pm On Sep 11, 2021
This one looks like fcmb Bank structure..
CelebritiesRe: Actress Mercy Aigbe Flaunts Her Curves In Multi-Colored Swimwear by constance500: 7:58am On Sep 11, 2021
Who dey go pool with heavy makeup.. grin
RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Exactly How You Should Text Chat With Females!! [photos] by constance500: 10:23am On Sep 10, 2021
I do this a lot... If I'm not feeling your response, I just leave you there
RomanceRe: Romance Scam Gone Wrong As Client Collect Yahoo Boi Wife by constance500: 6:38pm On Sep 09, 2021
EkelediliBuhari:
Fake news
Happened on ekiti..
CelebritiesRe: The Otedola Girls Twerking And Dancing To Promote Their New Jewelry Business by constance500: 8:42am On Sep 09, 2021
The way you pronounced "channel" in the description gave me migraine angry
PoliticsRe: MACBAN: Cows Will Cost ₦2 Million Each If Lagos Anti-Open Passes Grazing Law by constance500: 8:30am On Sep 09, 2021
Who b this idiot

Cow go cost 2 million no issues , how much b goat..

Make dem dey chop their cow
TravelRe: Uzere-Asaba Expressway Bridge Collapses After A Heavy Downpour by constance500: 6:30pm On Sep 07, 2021
Na wa o
CrimeRe: God Why Are You So Wicked To Me?" Woman Cries Out (Photos) by constance500: 5:45pm On Sep 07, 2021
:[ sad
RomanceRe: NAMES OF §EX STYLES THAT YOU KNOW?? by constance500: 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2021
69
Reverse cow girl
Spooning
Wheelbarrow
Scissors
Doggy
Missionary
Cowgirl
CelebritiesRe: ACTOR Odunlade Adekola Keeps 'shooking' His Manhood Into Actresses 4 Movie Role by constance500: 5:32pm On Sep 07, 2021
All this movie producers fvck their girls.. No b say we no know but since them never mention name all of una go act like e say una surprise... Hypocrites
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija: Why I Had S3x And Romanced Tega Very Well – Boma by constance500: 5:29pm On Sep 07, 2021
Everybody dey mad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Now That Things Are Expensive, How Do You Manage Your Salary by constance500: 9:11am On Sep 07, 2021
We dey chop am.. Abi we go still come add ulcer to problem wey dey ground
SportsRe: Enjoy The Win – Keane Mocks Arsenal After Saka’s Goal For England by constance500: 8:34am On Sep 07, 2021
Arsenal to loose or draw next match...
EducationRe: Lagos Government Announces School Resumption Dates by constance500: 7:29am On Sep 07, 2021
Interoma:
May God bless our children with wisdom and knowledge.
And the pockets that finances their academics
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Asks For Creation Of Livestock Ministry by constance500: 7:23am On Sep 07, 2021
So we'll have a whole ministry for live stock (cows) .. Citizenz never enjoy any benefits from the ones we have, this one is thinking of having for cows..

How did i end up here tori olorun huh
RomanceRe: My Experience With Street Corner Cultist! (woman Matter!) by constance500: 7:14am On Sep 07, 2021
AlphaMale666:
I've always said it that a man that kills or gets killed because of a woman is a very big fool & a disgrace to the male race! You see many of these stupid guys be killing themselves over one useless girl with big nyansh selling fried plaintain by the street side. grin. And it's always these girls because they always have big nyansh and hips. I remember when I had an alteration with one of this type of scenarios. One Friday afternoon, I decided to go out & chill at a street corner where they're selling beers and street food. There was also a brothel there. Na so I sit down order for one beer. After some time I decided I wanted to eat some street food, particularly jellof rice and meat. So I signaled the girl selling it and she came towards me. As she stood up from where she was sitting, see big nyansh! Chai! Slim, dark skinned girl with wide hips and very large bum! She was wearing a very tight skirt so you could just see everything shaking! As I saw the ass, the konji inside of me just came out from nowhere! Hmmmm, konji ain't no joke! Anyways, as she approached me, she asked "bros wetin you chop", I replied "give me jellof with meat", she then replied "how many pieces of meat you want", I replied "4peices", she said OK and walked back to get it, I was just admiring that ass. After some minutes she came back with my food. She dropped the food, and as she was about to go back I signaled her and told her "I wan tell you something", she replied "bros watin you wan tell me?", she knew I wanted to Bleep. So I told her bluntly, "I wan service this your big nyansh o" , as I told her, she started smiling then she replied "I'm busy now, maybe later". I replied "ok". Then she left. After sometime, I was done with my food. It was getting towards evening time. She was still there so I signaled her to come my way so I could pay for the food and then bang her. This was where calamity befell on me! What I didn't know was there was a cultist in my midst also trying to bang her! And so this guy and his comrades have been watching me all along! So when I paid her and signaled her again so we could go inside a brothel room and fvuck. Immediately I stood up and was walking with her towards a room, omo na so this cultist stand up just gather me with his guys! With his thick agbero voice he said "so na you wan chop my food Abi!" grin. As he talk that one, another of his guy just land me one punch for face! The kind run I run ehn! Twehhh! Me I no fit die over street girl fish pussy! God forbid! I run reach busstop! I looked back, I saw none of them chasing me. I was relieved! After that, I promised myself to never go to any street corner to chill in my entire life again! No be me wey go die over woman matter! angry
I dey try reason wetin d headline for be if to say dem mend you grin
CrimeRe: Stray Bullet Kills 9-Year-Old Girl On Her Way To Islamic School In Kaduna by constance500: 4:07pm On Sep 06, 2021
embarassed
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill POS Operator In Rivers by constance500: 4:03pm On Sep 06, 2021
Exclusively from
HealthRe: Help!! My Scalp Is Folding And Getting Heavy by constance500: 3:59pm On Sep 06, 2021
This kind head dey hard to barb grin

CelebritiesRe: Harrysong Discovers That Women Now Buy Dogs To Use As intimacy gadgets by constance500: 3:55pm On Sep 06, 2021
I cannot comment on this thread

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