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AudioMonkey:
Goal machine no doubt.


But it takes someone who does more than goals to be the GOAT.

I know another guy who also scores like a machine but in addition is a dribble god, playmaking god, assist god and overall magician.

I call him the all - rounder and not just a goal tap-in machine.

RexDS:
Am asking for someone though, what good phone can I buy for 20k

thesolutions:
My Tecno SPark 4 fell down and the screen shattered but the phone is still working seamlessly. No calibrator malfunction. No Burt screen, no crack lines or black screen.

Hussainishuaibu:
Please how much is the current cost to travel from Lagos to Ondo?

Kaiamafirst:
There is this girl I have been dating for a while, suddenly her sister now went to school and have a male friend and connect them with my girlfriend, the lowest number of call they make a day with my girlfriend is 5 time, and whenever I am around she always tell the guy that she is going to call him when she is done.

What really baffle me was my girlfriend call me yesterday morning and tell me she wants to forward my account number to someone, I now ask her who, she now said she is going to explain it to me one on one in the evening.

so I ask her to send me the person number which she did and I forward my account number to the person.

On my arrival in the evening the first thing that comes out of her mouth was the explanation of the person that I send my account number to.

She continue and said her bestie see some of her pictures from her sister phone and like a style and the guy wants to sew it for her younger sister too, and she is the one to help them buy the stuff,I didn't make any statement, she keep asking what is wrong because my mood changes and I tell her nothing.

Fast forward this morning I now receive an alert from guy plus a call asking me if I receive alert, I now said yes, After 2min my girlfriend call me asking if I receive an alert which I said no, she give an interval of like 20min confirming if I receive an alert which I said no, 2min after her call the guy call me if I receive an alert I said again yes.

Elders of the house put me through, don't mind my errors, I register nairaland today because of this issue, everything is allow, bash and advice is allow.

AdiokOnoNland:
Please I want to know and understand too

mmadu4:
She is 15 and wants me to be the first one to disvirgin her . Please I need advice because I told her to wait until she is 18 and above but she said said no that she is Hot .hmmm children of nowadays sha

AdiokOnoNland:
3. Shrinkage is real.

joysticks really can shrink—for several reasons. Smoking is one way: It can shorten a penis by as much as a centimeter because of calcified blood vessels that reduce erectile circulation. Also, penis tissue can become less elastic if a guy doesn't get regular erections, meaning his penis could shrink by a centimeter or two if he doesn't use it enough. Stop smoking. As you dey smoke loud, the volume of your penis dey reduce.

KingDash:
You be man Abi woman

KingDash:
Make we link up na..

joyandfaith:
If you don't want your nude pictures or sex clips to be released, don't engage in extramarital and premarital sex. If you do , be expecting your nude pictures to be released and brace up for the challenge. This is reality. This is digital age.

Totilopussylick:
No wonder

I live in Germany and there are several of them here in Europe.

I share an apartment with one from Italy, one day i went to his room and he was shirtless D and I saw the mark on the side of his stomach.

I said to him.....bro i know what this mark represent

And he said to me his running for his life .

We smoke weed together and he would tell me everything involved in been a cultist

He has to take the risk of going through Libia dessert and makes his way down to Europe successfully.

In Italy, the cultist war occur sometimes and once arrested, it can cause deported back to Africa according to him

Germany is the only safest place to run to and you don't need to fear anybody.

Nigerians in Germany the population is on the high side.

There's a street when you enter, you would think that you are in Nigeria

Plenty Nigerians everywhere in Germany

Beginning from the people of south east and south west.

Northerners are also here but not too much population of them.

qekng40:
Why him face dey pour for one side?

dayabiuuku:
If you are very very familiar with THE MTN night plan code *406#

Then you would have noticed the error they made with the activation of N50 for 500mb aspect of the service

What they had there was N50 for 250mb



This is to call their attention to it so they could make the needed correction

Thanks


Mods please push to the front for much notice!


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Mynd44
Seun

illicit:
E be like say crime don dey pay o

YeyeGbami:
Not bad. the govt can do better

delex004:
Have done factory reset still the same

delex004:
Can't find fingerprint option on my settings for Infinix note 7

Anybody with the solution please

seanwilliam:
Try use a very clean camera wey go show the beauty of this car. U can do better.