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i am nt sayin ur story is false, wat i talked about was d picture attached to it, claimin its d man whos d.ick was bitten off

@op pls shut up.dat photo was taken frm d video of an armed robber shot on d legs by a police man. iv watched d full video

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2006, my first year in unizik, i was naive n inexperienced. so wen des robbers came btween 8-9pm, my roomie dived to d floor screamin jesus jesus jesus, while i sat lookin at d gun on of dem pointed at my head. he asked, oya, wher d fone, and i innocently replied, which fone?? a flying kick to my left eye followed, dat was wen i realized wat we wer in for n i went flat on d ground. all des while francis my roomate was shoutin jesus , and dey asked him, so u dey shout jesus and u nor wan bring ur money abi? i surrendered evrytin i had to dem, both fone n spare fone, wallet n cash, den dey left, a few seconds later, one came bk n ran him hands down my neck as we wer lyin down der (probably to see if i had a necklace on me)..........

second experience was on our way bk frm startrekk at about 4am, a bike carryin 2 guys on white pulled up besides us n held my belt, while d oda pointed a locally made shotgun to my head n sed ,bros na ur fone we want, luckili for me, i wasnt wit any fone, cash or wallet. after ransackim me, dey borded der bike n zoomed off while still pointing der gun at me. ironically i was calm on des two occassons,no fright or fear or anytin atall

[quote author=femi4 post=28916125]SMH, you can't even defend your point.

Kip SHAKING YOUR HEAD. AGAMA LIZARD

it was yuletide mor dan 12 years ago (n jus as yuncka sed, we took delight in holdin d stick while it exploded), i held a 3 bang cracker n waited for d first n second bang to go off b4 flinging it off. unfortunately for me, after d first went off, second n 3rd went off simultaneously, given me no chance to throw it. i screamed in pains as i felt my heart beat in my palms. my parents n relations rushed out,givin me slaps ontop of d accident i jus had. few hours later, ma thumb doubled in size n was red. dat was d end of banger for me dat xmas

dats a dead rat joor. d oda one chewin on sumtin is a different livin rat. a rat, no mata how ejebo it is ,cant sleep d way dat one is, wit mouth open n eyes half closed, even while u hav ur hands on it,its still sleepin. stori

femi4:
You don't mean it!
RIP English

mr ITK, a baibi can b refered to as "it". so long as its stil tender

"drive for a mile, release hand brake" hw did it drive for a mile wit d handbrake engaged?? btween, its a joke anyway.

wher wil one even start judgin u, too mani dumb actions. onli u ,datin a runs girl n plannin to settle down wit her, pay scul fees, accommodate her. worst of all she leaves u at nyt n goes for her runs n cums bk at dawn to jist u of her escapades wit oda men, n u tel us u do not hav any issues wit her kind of work. i wil assume u ar re-tard ed

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ZACHIE:
i want to buy urgently.
but, this SUV, does it come with contact details of its former minders?

I am talking of mechaincs for:

BRAKES
TOP CYLINDER
GASKET
BUSHINGS
TIERODS
GEAR
HEADLIGHTS
WHEEL ALIGNMENT AND BALANCING
LEAKING ROOF
RADIO MECHANIC
CD MECHANIC
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I need their home phone numbers, concubine addresses, church/mosque sanctuary addresses, wives other numbers and nearest police station address.
once we are done with these, i wil buy.

u ar very dry mahn

wat I think hapnd is dat d robbers snatched it not to kip or resell,but to make a hasty escape, after which dey dumped it by d road side.such cars ar normali found after a few hours/days

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Very neat black mist. No single scratch on d screen or body.its d Original, runs android 4.4 kitkat. D fone is perfect,Im sellin cos I got an htc one too. Lagos residents onli. price is 42k. whatsapp/text/call....

why not save up a little mor and get d s4 gi19505. powerful fone. I hav a very neat black mist 4sale. 43k

exchange wit my very clean n perfect condition samsung galaxy s4? (black mist, original nt Korean). if interested whatsapp dis number

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