₦airaland Forum

MrTA:
Hopefully the Smalling rumours are nonsense.

arsenal? smalling?
why would the current best defender @man utd go to arsenal. arsenal can't afford his wages. evans would leave next season & hummels/otamendi would come.

BinghiNya:
disappear ke, no legit thing to discuss here na so so opata and tuatua. How much did moyes spend compared to the all conquering. Lose Van Gaal, coogar is getting wet again cos we won back to back, LVg hasn't beaten a top team 5 0 yet. I rep united not moyes nor LVG, coogar take this hard cock in your wet fanny.

you are a tool!
every victory van gaal cops breaks a rib in your body. didn't you say we would fall apart? how's your prediction doing? nyabingo, you have no decorum.

raumdeuter:
coogar, elampiro

Do you have a chart of clear cut chances created in the EPL this season by player?

no!

crackhaus:
Bro, I suggest you ask the next criminal or ritualist you come across why they do this.

he's a joke!
so innocent children who had no part in what their parents did should bear the brunt? ishilove should remove this thread & dump it in the jokes section.

martin skrtel banned for 3 games.
this is even more important than the 3 points. skrtel is their best defender. kolo toure or the calamitous lovren would replace skrtel. arsënal should win comfortably.

dopeJemi:
Na so, na only 2 years I give am.. The only time he leg go touch ball na for training

jones started very well but he has regressed badly this season. you are always scared he would do one dumb thing in a game. you are never safe with jones.....

smalling is our best CB, followed by rojo. jones is slightly ahead of evans. next season, jones might get rid of his demons but he has been totally shytë this season.

moyes
34 league games - 57 points

van gaal
30 league games - 59 points

no wonder nyabingo has disappeared from this zone like the fart of a leprous witch.

phil jones is the least intelligent defender in the history of man utd. he's too rash - he gets too attracted to the ball & he's always 2 seconds away from injuring other players(including his own teammates) and himself.

MrTA:
Whilst i mostly agree, jones always seems like an accident waiting to happen. Smalling has looked far more composed and better overall. I definitely feel we need a cb to go straight into the first team.

i heard hummels is a done deal already. otamendi & hummels are coming

SAMBARRY:
I see you have nothing important to say. This discussion is OVER

who invited you into it in the first place?
the kpomo you ate @ the owambe party is making you hallucinate.

SAMBARRY:
your opinion. But I still stand on mine . either of you two are up to this thread. Maybe just trying to be funny or something

why are you so sure?
why would dating in london be a problem to me? sambarry, i hope you aren't drunk-typing. before i continue with you, are you sober?

MrTA:
Whilst i mostly agree, jones always seems like an accident waiting to happen. Smalling has looked far more composed and better overall. I definitely feel we need a cb to go straight into the first team.

jones is a health risk to the opponents, to his team mates and to himself. he's a bumbling oaf. his decision making, his rashness, his aggression are all conference league standard. that henderson tackle could have easily been a red card. if he stood his ground, he would have collided with henderson instead of kicking him high on the shin/knee.

SAMBARRY:
continue entertaining yourself as far as I am concerned its either you or coogar that made up this thread
EOD

as far as you are concerned, your opinion doesn't count.

the ones who start the trouble are also the same ones who run to the moderators to lock threads. my problem with the moderators is how they act in favour of the first whistleblower they come in contact with. the action should be balanced.

A curses B, B curses A in retaliation.
A runs to the mods, the mods ban B or hides his comment & A is roaming free to troll C or D. that's the usual cycle about the beefs on NL. the moderators are like nigerian police men - the person who reports first is automatically innocent!

SAMBARRY:
Coogar why are you using point graphic photographs to tell tales that derail the thread. Stop posting naked men and women. What's up with that anyway

are you turned up by it?
madam owambe, what's your problem?

AdeLaNa1:
I ve no issues with the price ranges tho. To me the concept brings some level of sanity to the transfer market. I only hate the servers cos it takes forever to find an opponent to play with. So i end up just playing seasons everytime

takes forever? FUT?
you need to boost your speed bro. your internet speed is probably too slow to make a quick connection. i don't have any problem getting an opponent. i even bin them when their football shirt has a similarity with mine & they are reluctant to change. i bin them & look for another opponent within 6 seconds.

MrTA:
Thanks. Is that a 6 match ban for Blind?

10!
it's worse than what suarez did to chiellini. this is total disrespect to a fellow professional footballer.

moca:
Chei!
This guy will kii me here with laughter! .
Baaad mouth!

you know that farm near the river.
i had arranged mazi's palmwine and i was on my way to his place. my stomach started rumbling so i decided to answer nature's call. as i was smarting up to leave, i saw this maiden all by herself without clothes.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2243728_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

i was curious & her banana seemed to entice me so i moved closer to her.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2243729_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

so i called her attention but she acted like she didn't hear so i moved real close to grab her hands.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2243730_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

you won't believe what happened after this...

^^^

your vine link did that move no justice at all. blind's intention was to completely destroy emre can's metatarsals.

https://giant.gfycat.com/ParchedTidyItalianbrownbear.gif

AdeLaNa1:
EA wont fix their damn FUT servers but re willing to give us free rare gold packs all of which contain useless players. Like wth do i need an untradeable Mulumbu for...
I ll just stick to online seasons. I'm done with FUT

they are limiting the routes coin sellers use to make money. the mobile app will not work again until FIFA16.

free rare gold pack is their way of saying thank you. it's FUT's 6th anniversary - just make sure you redeem your daily pack. it doesn't carry over.

cococandy:
I don't really know the population size.
They could be up to that. You know this 'face front mind your business' lifestyle we practice doesn't really encourage socialization.

you don't go to redeem or christ embassy there? that's usually the pointer.

Chillis:
You mean one pack .
I'm still trying it for 2.
Edwife and efemena are my coaches

Mean. Their packs Na die!

when you get up to the 5th pack, mail me(privately)

cococandy:
More than that.
That's if you even see it. I've been seeing dry looking yams and it is not appealing at all.

i need to discuss logistics with r231 then. meanwhile, what's the population size of africans out there? i am sure it can't be up to 100.

moca:
Coc,never ever dream of entering into biz arrangement with coogar
He is still on the run after collecting money to supply mazi nweke 15 kegs of palmwine .
I'm just shielding him else I would have told our chief tee tee

Even the % he promised to give me, otu awu na ezi

i already told mazi i was nearly kidnapped on my way to his house. one village maiden nearly put me for trouble......you don't want to hear the story.......

cococandy:
From your yam farm abi?

from my grandpa's barn. in short, all the yams in my village are affordable. a tuber of decent size yam out there should be about $10.

Odunharry:
Mata is still king and to think he has less playing time for United for almost 2season now.
he saved us against palace at selhaust park and also against Liverpool

and others minus silva are penalty whorës. you can subtract about 15 goals each from the others on that list. toure scored about 12 league penalties last season alone. gerrard hasn't scored an open play goal in about 2 years and hazard is the chief penalty taker at chelsea since lampard became irrelevant to them.

Chillis:
Mix up in your environment, eat their food, party and try to adapt.
That is where your future kids will take after and you need to rapport well with them when you understand where they are coming from
If you want to meet Nigerians, enter here.

coogar, still waiting for the six packs oh

ladies first!
lemme see your own 12-packs for a start.

cococandy:
It is another world out here.
African food is somewhat like the holy Grail But we get by.

this could be a business opportunity.
i could be shipping yams there straight from ituku ozalla. where's moca when you need her?

Odunharry:
The top 5 midfield goal scorers and assist makers in the Premier League since 2011/12: Man United
star tops the lot..

5. Steven Gerrard – Liverpool
Goals: 33
Assists: 25
Total: 58

4. Eden Hazard – Chelsea
Goals: 34
Assists: 24
Total: 58

3. Yaya Toure – Manchester City
Goals: 40
Assists: 20
Total: 60

2. David Silva – Manchester City
Goals: 26
Assists: 35
Total: 61

1. Juan Mata – Manchester United (&
Chelsea)
Goals: 31
Assists: 34
Total: 65


can we say mata is the best attacking midfielder in England?

coogar please can we get their total number of games played or number of minutes?

*hazard - 8082 mins
gerrard - 9134 mins
toure - 10,261 mins
silva - 9417 mins

mata - 8959 mins

*hazard joined the prem league in 12/13 season.

Chillis:
na lie.

Pics or....

just show the one pack make we see

it's not that serious.
that's the new slogan!

cococandy:
I've met an Ivorien lady. A sweetheart she is.
I have the address of one two Igbo sisters related to my aunt that live here too. Although quite far like 200miles

I just hate to drive too far. One day when I have time, I will go find them and we will organize owanbe even if na only three of us and their kids and husbands there

WA is too far.....cheiiii
it's like the other side of the border from NY. getting african food there would be a pain in the neck.