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thanks mikuz.....for the upload!

Ewuro4:
Serious stuff...Still watching.

Why are Braz ladies called Prost

AA brothers want:
Love
Respect
nada attitude/ meaningless nags
Good food
Good sex
Maintaining good looks
Shikena

They want it ALL

AA sisters want just one thing ;
Security- Money in the bank to keep up with the Kardarshians

Case closed

no wonder AA sisters are rotting on the shelves. they are massively disadvantaged - they are the least desirable on the totem pole coupled with the fact that many of their men are locked up. if you now add their attitudinal ish to the equation then it's not hard to see why many of them are single & rotting away.

urchbarbie:
Sometimes when I read ur posts, I wonder if u were made by God. Haba! I just hope dis comment is a joke and not sometin uld pass unto ur sons, if not, evil wld multiply in d world.

you are a typical nigerian woman. you hate hearing the truth. you find the truth bitter, the truth hurts you. unfortunately for you, God made me in His own image.

Nihilist:
Smalling has been particularlly lucky twice this season with his wwe tackling in the box

You guys have brought PDP back

when mourinho went to sky studios & he was shown the smalling clip, jose said it wasn't a penalty.

Nihilist:
English refereeing just dey tire person these days

not tiring with it favours chelsea.

Darkrebel666:
~listen well.. i didn't know it was still recording.. i pressed the stop button but i didn't realize it was still recording. it was my friend i was talking to ..
~ #Noted (about the yeah thing )

thanks anyway... go vote on the main thread give a verdict when you listen to both

i cant listen to obesemf's audio.
can mikuz please help use his file hosting site? i dunno why apple is refusing to download obesemf's audio.

Darkrebel666:
~ Here ... https://www.nairaland.com/2205630/audio-acapella-clash-heavyweights-obesemf

•excellent delivery
•perfect tone projection
•awesome flow

i have not heard obesefm's audio but your first 8 bars were legendary. i hope mikuz can learn from this and see how you emphasise on the words to make the bars sting.

lemme continue

you are going to fück someone right now? your outro sucks, man. you should have just kept it rap next time. you should also reduce the "yeah yeah". however, i couldn't fault the content though.

it was dopē!

Darkrebel666:
coogar go check out our audio brawl and vote on it

where?

SAMBARRY:
Okkkkkkk I know her oo.i remember her. It's been a while I saw her on nl that's why she skipped my mind. The lady always wasting her time arguing with you. I remember her o

don't mind that bukatyne & her one-sided argument. if the whole world sees legs, she sees arms.

SAMBARRY:
all liars will perish in the Lake of fire, remember that o

sambarry, go to the gym.

bukatyne:
Then why the mention?

Or you want to name your baby bukatyne?

i only asked sambarry a question...
why would anyone name his baby bukatyne?

bukatyne:
You dreamt of me last night abi?

no!

SAMBARRY:
orisirisi

who is bukatyne again?

you mean you dunno bukatino? NL's official mother-in-israel? the most spiritual one?

sambarry, are you kidding?
then again.....you need to start hitting the gym. you are getting too fat. if you had gone one inch lower, your skirt would have torn at the sides.

SAMBARRY:
since you don't understand English I'll be right back

this is what I do at owanmbes

who is the ebony lady beside you? isn't that bukatyne?

SAMBARRY:
Ebola is no longer in lagos meanwhile I am not going for food . I'm going there to catch my fun

......or to catch a boyfriend.

SAMBARRY:
Confess. Is that not you . quoting yourself

Abeg I'm off for an owanmbe .
#logs out#

one of these days, you would catch the ebola virus from your owambe outings.

glutton!

Dalai:
cheers bro.
I live in the London suburbs but work in central. The problem i think i have is that my Nigerian circle of friends is pretty thin, and that is putting it mildly. Most of my friends are either current colleagues from work or friends of colleagues. I am looking into improving this going forward, but i am not too sure on the best way to go about things.

start with the few friends you have.
there are small get-togethers every now & then. in another few months, there would be loads of BBQ parties - a lot of single chics tend to patrol this kind of events.

What are examples of some of the social events that you will recommend in this case? or how best can i go by finding them?

•wedding receptions
•churches
•general get-together parties
•family/friend link-up
•etc etc

Rose2014:
While this is true atimes, it's not always the case. However even if it's always true, let me quote what u once said

i am yet to meet any unruly man on here that gets his high from attacking women. most men here are happy with good relationships with women outside NL.

So if the men are equally guilty of verbal abuse, why do they give deadly blows again and even form innocent like she was just ranting while they kept quiet the whole time watching her. These days men are very guilty of verbal abuse just like women

you cannot say men are guilty of verbal abuse when the verbal abuse is in self defence. it's like saying a man protecting his family from armed robbers is a murderer.

Or can we say the women that cut off their hubby's JT are justified cos the man must have driven them to their limits. Remember No gender has the monopoly of violence and more and more women are beginning to have limits too.lol

women who cut off JTs do it out of jealousy. it's got nothing to do with prior verbal or physical abuse. she must have suspected the man is cheating to go for his JT.

Neither men or should hit their spouse or anyone for that matter no matter what.

should is the operative word!
however, you find out women who hit more than men because they do not expect the man to retaliate. they bank on the myth that "real" men don't put their hands on women.

There are alternatives to hitting a woman.
U can avoid her food or give her silent treatment sef. There has to be another way to handle a crisis than aggravating it.

how does avoiding her food or silent treatment solve a woman determined to raise hell with her hubby. his shirt is locked by her and she will not even let him out of the house. what should he do?

For example, If I give u silent treatment, you'll be begging me to talk(even if na to tongue lash you sef). U may even beat me for the type of silent treatment I can give at times.

your hubby must be very lucky....
men would prefer silent treatment 1,000,000 times than hetting verbally/physically abused by their women. make no mistake about it.....women mostly start these non-reciprocal violence.

So a violent man is a violent man, let's not get it twisted. Physically abusive men are most times verbally abusive too but they don't want the woman to have limits. Smh

if a man can use his mouth, he doesn't need his hands. it mostly starts with a shouting match....the woman gets heated up & then either throw things at him or put her hands on him and the man follows suit.

Finally there r other hurtful ways to retaliate without giving the so called 'deadly blows'

i am a fast learner.
please.....please, educate me! what are the hurtful ways to retaliate without the deadly blows? and please don't mention avoiding food or sėx.

Dalai:
I am a 27 years old male living and working in the London. Many of my friends back home in Nigeria are now married. I desire something as such as well, but the issue is that, it is pretty difficult - if not near impossible - to meet the type of person I will love to date and probably go on to settle down with, here in London. The type of person - career focused, family aware, strong Nigerian roots- but not stereotyped, religious- but not crazy about it, desires the basic fun things in life like travelling, salsa, adventure - is almost non-existing here in London. I do socialize a lot, and it drives me nuts that you only ever meet a Nigerian lady once in every 20 or 30 social outings. I know in the UK, there is a tendency for people to withdraw and live a convenient but antisocial 9-5 lifestyle. Which brings me to the crux of my entire rant, two questions for UK folks:

1) What is your experience with meeting and dating other Nigerians in the UK
2)How best does one improve his chances of meeting and dating other Nigerians in the UK

which part of london do you dwell?
dating in london is the easiest activity i know although i agree you may not necessarily get what you require cos some of the available dates are damaged goods.

to meet & date nigerian chics....you would have to spread your tentacles. target social events. be open to your friends, colleagues & acquaintances. somebody usually knows someone that needs a boyfriend.

goodluck, bro....

SAMBARRY:
This poster sounds like coogar or Pickabeau
those are my prime suspects

sambarry, repent....the kingdom of heaven is nigh.

Zither:
Incorrigible ignoramus who thinks mothers who suckle their babies are pedophiles. Keep in mind your mother and sisters, your wife (if there is or if there will be), cousin sisters aunties, nieces, grandmothers, great grandmothers and a long line of them are retired pedophiles, practicing pedophiles and pedophiles in the making. You should be kept in a zoo and not allowed to roam freely with humans. Anuofia.

your father had a profound influence on your upbringing - he was a lunatic. instead of you to face the points provided, you are running about wïth foam in your mouth like a photosensitive epileptic patient. i have no single doubt in my mind you were belched out from the orífice of a village witch.

joanne1:
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Now I know u are officially sick... Lol @ even if he brings in a second wife.

hehe!

babyosisi:
Responding to you diminishes me greatly
I feel so ashamed of myself responding to a hood rat like you
I quit
Let me be the man here
Ta ta
You can have the last word

after disgracing your whole tribe by sleeping around, you now want to run away. didn't you say you are a champion of punching people on the nose?

little wonder you know more than 150 marriages that are ridden with infidelity & other marital vices. who else would know such if not a pröstitute. na women like you dey sleep with janitors......then carry the same vagińa home to a partner & expect cünnilingus.

osisi, you are a disgrace to womanhood!

babyosisi:
You see the extent losers and abusers can go when their game unravels? Ad their balls are yanked out from right underneath them
Ha
The same person that accused me of cheating also said I wasn't married but living with a man and was barren
Coogar now says I am married but going across to the UK to cheat
Another says my name is Beatrice
Another says I was married to Walter and now to azubuike
Chai
I have seen about three different pictures of me
Na wa o
Desperation is bad


All this to make me stop punching them in the nose
Won't stop

you are a fool.....
where did i mention anything if you are married or not? i said you travelled to manchester on a püssy-distribution mission. your rebuttal to that was amadioha.

it shows the kinda family values & firewood background you hailed from. like i have said, you can continue to fleece others, i ain't one of your army of sheep.

babyosisi:
Gbam! I can never be like your mom you got that part right She had you for one and reared you in the ghetto

where were you reared?
mgbeke feeling funky!

See how you turned out
I could never be cursed with a transgendered like you. That is perhaps the only truth you have spoken since the inception of this thread
Congrats

of course - the gift you were cursed with is nymphomania. international pròstitutes have many talents. no wonder you went schtum the moment i mentioned manchester.

so what happened? you were used & abused by a yoruba moderator. that was after all your idïotic bigotry comments about yoruba people. if heaven really exists, you won't be in it.

ashawo £20.

babyosisi:
Hahahahahaha
I said don't mistake me for your mom
I ain't like her

you can never be like my mom.
you sell sėx on the internet.......international pröstitute is what you are. how can you cheat on one moderator with another? were you cursed with nymphomania when you left your village?

anuofia......

elampiro:
Gaal is beginning to sound like someone who is under pressure. He's now trying to sound like someone who listen and is flexible.

elampiro is a cheat sha!
he has suddenly dumped moyes for van gaal. na wa o.

babyosisi:
What credibility in tatters?
Are you out of your mind
You are really very sick
I never realized just how sick

hahahaha
finally - the meltdown!

who is sicker? sleeping with NVS moderators from across the pond. what can be sicker than an international pròstitute?

babyosisi:
No man has seen let alone come anywhere between my legs since I have been married
I say so proudly and confidently
And no man will ever
So honey,let us leave it at that for now
This thread will be a testimony

what are you still barking for?
your credibility is in tatters. the only people you can deceive here are the ones that joined NL 2 years ago.

babyosisi:
Good!
I am glad you are this brave
Awesome
End of story
Nothing more to add

how many more amens do you want?
look at this adulteress - you think your online braggado can work? i will be here to pour a liquor to your memory when that amadioha strike you dead!

babyosisi:
If I have slept with any man since marriage may amadioha strike me down
If not may he strike you down
Amen
Oya say amen?
Can you?
Hahahahaha
You no fit

amen!
amen!!
amen!!!

babyosisi:
I thought as much
Chicken

stop jumping the gun, mumu!

babyosisi:
Hahahahaha
Is that your come back?

it's not a come back....
it's pure facts. after mukina2 chased you out of NL for your bigotry in 2009 circa. you fled to NVS until you started fùcking all the men o there.

this is why we all laugh when you tell us about your imaginary hubby.

babyosisi:
Hahahahaha
Is that your come back?
One woman man and loving it
No need for another
Don't mistake me for mama coogar

you know your life is a waste when you cheat on one NVS moderator for the other. your scandal on NVS was legendary. let's just put what happened to you then as mid-life crisis.

babyosisi:
Agbero moss side
The day you mentioned the neighborhood you were raised in I actually started to understand you better
I have been there
The most ghetto and ghettoid part of Manchester
Anyone reading can google it and see the sort of place a family left Nigeria to move to
All na abroad

you have been to manchester?
when? was this before or after you slept with that manchester-based moderator on nigerian village square? what's his name again sėf?

babyosisi:
Glad you got the message

which message?
if i needed any message to get, it would not be from a spastic bigot like yourself. take your mgbeke self out of my sight, abeg.

your 15 minutes of fame is over.....

Idowuogbo:
Jehovaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! CoOgar confess oo.... you and this fellow are related ba? Shyte! Y'all can wake the dead with ya bars mehn...shyte! RotflMao!

Hi op!!!

i dunno him o.
biko, he's on his own. even my words aren't that harsh. if his akata females lay their hands on him, he would regret the day he was born.

Talon05:
She was happy cause she knows the man is a good man and must have been pushed to his limit before he decided "enough is enough" and give her the trashing of her life.

And coogar, don't take that osisi lady serious, even I know she's as fake as kim's buttt. Ignore her.

osisi?
she's a disgrace to womanhood! only the gullible sheep can be fleeced by her antics. she's more than fake!

babyosisi:
Have you heard of the term illusions of grandeur. Check that out
You are beginning to see your stupeedity as a thing of value
Get back to reality

look who's talking....
if anything, you are the only one immersed in delusion of grandeur. keep lying to yourself about the fake life you are portraying. empty barrels make the loudest noise. just so you know - your facade cannot hoodwink me.

cococandy:
Ok you're innocent.

discharged & acquitted!
i am too good.