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BankyGee:
That's his 7th goal contribution in his last four games across all competitions for Rangers [6G+1A] 💪🏾

Yeah that's true. He's on beast mode right now. 😎💪

The man demma call Cyriel Dessers has just scored his 18th goal of the season.

Man's on fire!!!🔥💥🔥😎

What a goal!!! 😲

Everything was on point --- the movement, the jaw-dropping, world class ball control, the sublime finish with his weaker left foot. Incredible stuff.


Even the commentator sounded like a fan. In his own words, "That's what he (Dessers) does; he scores goals. His 17th of the season."


Not only was that his 17th goal of the season, that was also his 5th goal in his last three games despite the fact that he's come on as a substitute in two of those three games. Talk about making the best of the little you've been given.


Kenneth Omeruo summed it all up with this statement:

stanluiz:
All hail the rapist, criminal, conmam, traitor, convicted felon. Donald Trump.

Make America chaotic again.

Lol, I know today must have been very hard for you. Sorry, you hear .

Take some tissue rolls and use them to wipe off your tears and catarrh for the next four years. I can always deliver more to you, if you exhaust them before then. I gat you bro 🤣

The MAN, The Myth, The Legend. The Nightmare of Terrorists, Terrorists sympathisers and DEMONcrats. The CHOSEN One of God. Mr, President, Welcome back.

All hail the MAN of the moment. All hail President Donald John Trump!!!!

I can only imagine how sad, bitter, angry and frustrated the terrorists and DEMONcrats must be right now 😆🤣

The MAN, The Myth, The Legend. The Nightmare of Terrorists, Terrorists sympathisers and DEMONcrats. The CHOSEN One of God. Mr, President, Welcome back.

All hail the MAN of the moment. All hail President Donald John Trump!!!!

I can only imagine how sad, bitter, angry and frustrated the terrorists and DEMONcrats must be right now 😆🤣

The MAN, The Myth, The Legend. The Nightmare of Terrorists, Terrorists sympathisers and DEMONcrats. The CHOSEN One of God. Mr, President, Welcome back.


All hail the MAN of the moment. All hail President Donald John Trump!!!!


I can only imagine how sad, bitter, angry and frustrated the terrorists and DEMONcrats must be right now 😆🤣

The MAN, The Myth, The Legend. The Nightmare of Terrorists, Terrorists sympathisers and DEMONcrats. The CHOSEN One of God. Mr, President, Welcome back. All hail the MAN of the moment. All hail President Donald John Trump!!!!


I can only imagine how sad, bitter, angry and frustrated the terrorists and DEMONcrats must be right now 😆🤣

The MAN himself. 💪😎

Another beautiful observation: Dessers has always been a right footed player but three of his last 4 goals were scored with his weaker left foot. That's quite a notable improvement.

Striker wey sabi score with both feet

Someone's been cooking this week. Came on as a substitute 4 days ago and scored a beautiful goal under 7 minutes.


He started today's match, scored a very wonderful HAT-TRICK (A header from a corner and two goals with his left foot) and also got an assist.


Rangers scored 5 today and he had a hand in four out of those five goals(3 goals, 1 assist). He also wore the Captain's armband today.


I'm talking about the 'man demma call' Cyriel Dessers: The HAT-TRICK KING!!! 💪 😎💪

TheGoodJoe:
You can pass your point without abuses. But, I fully get your point.

Trolls thrive on chaos. There's no rationality nor civility with/around them. You either ignore them or show them that you can also roll in the mud. Speak their language once in a while and whilst that may not make them quit totally(they're trolls for a reason), they'll definitely be very careful around you next time. Glad to know that now you get my point.

TheGoodJoe:
Why foolishness? He made his opinion and nose one can be right all the time. Why suppress people from making their opinions.

It is nice he was concerned Dessers had still not entered and chose to post it. That does not amount to foolishness. Na wa.

cc: DeloitteNG

If you have the time, go through his previous posts and our previous discussions. Don't just sit and make assumptions based on the tone of my replies lest you leave yourself vulnerable to the power of deceit. It's not wise to jump into a conversation and take sides when you don't even know the history of it.


If after going through our previous encounters, you still believe that I'm trying to suppress the opinion of someone who truly cares about Dessers, and not simply giving a hateful person a taste of his own medicine, then I really don't know what to tell you, GoodJoe.



N.B That's not even his main moniker. He stopped mentioning me with his main moniker once he realised that I have no interest in replying his usual nonsense. He's nothing but a troll. A certified dunce.

charlesemeka85:
🤣🤣🤣

This one na sharp sharp back to sender oh. His mockery backfired on him quickly

DeloitteNG:
What does him scoring one goal today change?
Hamza Igamane has obviously sent him to the bench
When last did you see Dessers in the starting line up for Rangers?
You forgot to tell us his stats today since he scored
Or is it not looking good?

LMFAO. Is that all you got? Really? 😆

Dude, you just disgraced yourself on a public forum by showing how poor of a thinker you are.

Not only have you shown how extremely unintelligent you are, you've also shown that you're nothing but a bitter, hateful, vindictive sorry excuse of a human being. A typical BAD BELLE.


When Dessers was scoring goals left, right and center, you weren't happy. You hid in the dark like a scared little rat.


Strikers experiencing bad form is part of football. It happens all the time. Instead of you to congratulate him for scoring such a beautiful goal, you're here disgracing yourself as usual.


People like you rarely achieve anything meaningful in life. Hoping for someone's downfall so that you can gloat. What a sorry way to live.


You came here with the intentions of mocking Dessers but now God has turned you to an object of caricature. This one don hook you for throat.


You made that post at 10: 50pm and he scored around 10: 57pm. Back to sender under 7 minutes. Sorry, you hear? 🤣🤣

DeloitteNG:
Cyriel Dessers doesn't even come in as sub anymore
Cool10 don't you think it's time he looks for a club were he will be playing?

Sometimes it's best to keep shut and have people think you're wise than to say something that'll expose your foolishness to the whole world. Proverbs 17: 28 comes to mind.

Dessers replied your foolishness and apparent childishness with a beautiful goal tonight; literally minutes after you made that terribly poor attempt at mockery.

Who's mocking who now? 🤷🏽‍♂️

feedthenation:
---Nothing to do with Trump---

Lol, did you really expect Biden to give credit to Trump on such a critical issue? Come on now 😄.
Even a one year old baby knows that Trump is the reason for this.

5 days to Trump's Inauguration and the terrorists finally decided to agree to a ceasefire deal.

The fear of President Donald Trump is real

5 days to Trump's Inauguration and the terrorists finally decided to agree to a ceasefire deal.

The fear of President Donald Trump is real

5 days to Trump's Inauguration and the terrorists finally decided to agree to a ceasefire deal.

The fear of President Donald Trump is real

5 days to Trump's Inauguration and the terrorists finally decided to agree to a ceasefire deal.

The fear of President Donald Trump is real

Happy New Year 💥🔥💥

Happy New Year 💥🔥💥

Merry Christmas fellas, and remember this: Don't allow any woman emotionally blackmail you into spending on her today. DON'T DO IT!!!

Stay strong 💪😎

justvictor57:
We saw Osimehn own coming but nobe Lookman own...God U too much o!!

God is great 💪💥💪

Who would have thought 4 years ago that Lookman would ever become the African Player of the Year? This is truly amazing. 👏👏👏

YESSSSS!!!!!! 😎

zicky:
Better response, you for ask am why Osimhen performance last season end him at Gala as na rubbish question he sabi ask

Exactly, bro. I had about 10 different questions wey I been wan ask am wey for hook am for throat, but then I remembered that the last time he mentioned me of which I replied with a simple question, he ran away, only to come yesterday looking for another argument, so I just decided to give him that one to hold body small.


No be everybody pesin suppose engage in long conversations with.

Subzerooo:
I focused on goals because that is what we are lacking in the SE and besides 4 assists in 23 matches in the Scottish league is not remarkable to be making fuss about,I also talked about league quality and starting berth, seems you missed that one, in the end Dessers is our 5th best striker all things considered, it's cute that you are fighting for him but those who watch him regularly know he is not that good

NB he has 16 goal contributions according to transfer market not 17

We're lacking goals in the S.E because the so called big players in the big leagues have been misfiring for the Super Eagles.


Explain to me how Boniface who plays in the Bundesliga has 0 goals in 11 matches for the Super Eagles while Dessers who plays in a farmer's league has 2 goals in 6 matches.


Explain to me how Awoniyi who plays in the English Premier league has 2 goals in 10 matches for the Super Eagles while Dessers who plays in a farmer's league has 2 goals in 6 matches.


Explain to me how Sadiq who plays in La Liga has 1 goal in 12 matches for the Super Eagles while Dessers who plays in a farmer's league has 2 goals in 6 matches.


Explain to me how Onuachu who plays in the English Premier League has 3 goals in 25 matches for the Super Eagles while Dessers who plays in a farmer's league has 2 goals in 6 matches.


The fact that Dessers who plays in a farmer's league has a better Super Eagles record than those who play in the top leagues is a big shame to them and it speaks volumes. It means they're not as good as people think they are.



NB: Dessers' assists didn't all come in the Scottish league. He has 2 assists in the Europa League according to the Europa League's official website but for some reason, Transfermarkt is yet to update their record.


Putting that into consideration, when you add his 2 Europa League assists to the 4 recorded on Transfermarkt, you can see that it's not even 5 assists he has; it's actually 6 assists which means he has 18 goal contributions in 24 matches. 😎

DeloitteNG:
Why did his impressive 31 goal contribution last season didn't get him a better club in a better league?

Here's the social media handle of the football agency representing him : @stirrassociates.

You'd do well to direct your question to them.

Subzerooo:
Dessers (24 games, 12 goals) 0.5 goals per game - Scotland

Boniface (10 games, 6 goals) 0.6 per game - Germany

Tolu (17games, 10goals) 0.6 goals per game - Belgium

Maja (19 games, 10 goals) 0.52 goals per game-Championship

Overall all these players have better numbers than Dessers, playing in harder leagues, more clinical and are actually starting strikers for their teams so what are we saying here

I said "goal contributions," and not just goals. Weren't you the same person who mentioned me and said that strikers aren't judged by their goals alone? Why switch to double standards when it comes to Dessers?


Going by the metric of goal contributions i.e goals and assists per game, here are the statistics of the players you mentioned:


1) Boniface: 9 goal contributions in 15 matches gives an average of 0.6


2) Tolu: 16 goal contributions in 19 matches gives an average of 0.8


3) Maja: 12 goal contributions in 19 matches gives an average of 0.6


4) Cyriel Dessers: 17 goal contributions in 24 matches gives an average of 0.7


You're trying to pass off the false impression that Dessers isn't playing as well as all the players you mentioned despite the fact that he's playing in a so-called farmer's league but as you can see, in terms of goal contributions, Cyriel Dessers is actually outperforming all the players you mentioned apart from Tolu whose form this season came as a surprise to everyone because last season Tolu had just 18 goal contributions while Dessers had an incredibly impressive 31 goal contributions.


So my brother, you tell me, what are we talking about here? 🤷🏽‍♂️😀

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