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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by COOLCATS: 5:03pm On Dec 21, 2014
Folks in ph ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by COOLCATS: 10:09pm On Nov 27, 2014
Offer letter rolling grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 10:07pm On Nov 27, 2014
cheesy grin nothing is impossible in naija , see how dplacement was caught hands on , but seriously the dplacement has been a great guy , the truth remains , his presence on here is not the sole reason we all are at this stage . Everyone managed to make use of different info gotten on here .Personally , didnt like the way he dropped info , you wanna say something , say it , not make it look like its a piece of gold . Thanks to him anyways.... and he told some lies too, he said he wasnt recruited in 2007 , he said he was gonna deactivate his account sometime ago . Obviously he is not so sure when the AC will be conducted . We keep hoping while moving on . Merry xmas and happy new year in advance grin cheesy.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 5:24pm On Nov 27, 2014
PrinceofParis:
I go bite you, rastle you, rough handle you, boot you, malhandle and atomize you oh bro!!!.. Oya dem don call spade 'shovel', please bro shoot their moniker, maybe the real person typing will die!!..let's move on chief.
Adob16 if you are pretty, we could get married at in Rivers oh..you salary + mine will make loads of sense mehn!!! grin
bros , no vex., but my talk atimes dey sound like insult. Na wa ooo . U dey use style chik that babe , so na only if she pretty ? U no try ooo,u even dey reason the salary even as we neevr know if nigeria will remain . I like your faith man .why doing this on a faceless forum , I smell a lion rat . Adob16 pls be careful.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2014
Actually there is nothing special about dates et all ,one's real self will always come out at acs. what is important.is how many are still in the game and one's chances . There was a dude who post this info for shl , dunno if he is still here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 3:36pm On Nov 27, 2014
ahonai is dplacement grin .... thanks to the tension raised . We now know who dplacement is . He got two monikers grin grin
AC is just a day , they dont do it like shell . This recruitment has not been like shell's , if it has . We should be done with ac by now.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by COOLCATS: 2:29pm On Nov 27, 2014
so this thread is still alive grin.... close the fcking thread . Anything that has a Nigerian parastatal in it dont work the way it should . Companies in the energy sector whose recruitment process started after this NLNG have even forgotten there was any recuiting done this year . My friend will resume in shell nextmonth , a job whose advert was publicised just last month. This company is a fcked one really . No messages to even give one assurance , who does this kind of recruiting process these days . Well , dplacement has failed , he said earlier this would take 15 months now its gonna take about 30 months. Whats the hope ? IF another government takes over , it may be another story . We are not even sure there will bea transition with the parellel govt threat . I don tire jooo. Dplacement if you cannot give any concrete info you feel is in the public domain and if your company cannot have a good HR that keeps candidates upto date . Pls dont come raise tensions. Btw , am begining to think you are a secretary considering your posts , thats makes no differene tho . I blame it on unemployement and delays in other NLNG projects.
BusinessRe: Hausa Ajami/Arabic Inscriptions Removed From New N100 Note by COOLCATS: 8:04pm On Nov 17, 2014
Shallow mentality ... will this change the purchasing power , redundant arguements. sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Halliburton 2014 Talent Pool by COOLCATS: 7:10pm On Nov 17, 2014
WELL , ITS A GOOD FEAT .... SOME PEEPS WILL HAVE TO LOOSE THEIR JOBS THO , BUT YEA, A FAIR RECRUITMENT PROCESS ALL THE SAME .
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Baker Hughes 2015 Graduate Field Engineer! by COOLCATS: 6:44pm On Nov 17, 2014
Nightingale99:
Halliburton and Baker Hughes Reach Agreement to Combine in Stock and Cash Transaction Valued at $34.6 Billion - http://www.halliburton.com/public/news/pubsdata/press_release/2014/HAL-BHI-Joint-Announcement-Press-Release.pdf
YOUR SALARY MAY BE REVIEWED THEN .... NEWS HAVE IT HALLI PAYS HIGHER THAN BAKER PLUS A MORE FAIR RECRUITMENT PROCESS . NO GOOD COMPANY USES THE KIND OF TALEO SYSTEM BAKER STILL USE.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Halliburton 2014 Talent Pool by COOLCATS: 6:38pm On Nov 17, 2014
IT'S OFFICIAL HALLI BUYS BAKER FOR 35 BILLION DOLLARS
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Baker Hughes 2015 Graduate Field Engineer! by COOLCATS: 1:07pm On Nov 17, 2014
BlindFlange:
The plan is not to have anything called Baker Hughes in coming months. Though I don't think the merger will be strong enough to unseat Schlumberger. Their combination will only create a company a little more than half the size of Schlumberger.

http://mobile.bloomberg.com/news/2014-11-17/halliburton-said-to-resume-merger-negotiations-with-baker-hughes.html

For industry updates, you can try www.rigzone.com
I DONT THINK THEY WILL BE ABLE TO UNSEAT SCHLUM AS YOU SAID, SCHLUM WILL STILL HAVE THE HIGHEST MARKET CAPITAL WITH LESSER NUMBER OF EMPLOYEES . THE EFFECT OF THIS MERGER MAY LEAD TO LOSS OF SOME JOB POSITIONS . HOWEVER CONSIDERING THE ACTIVITIES AND TECHNOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENTS OF THE TWO DEALING COMPANIES , SCHLUM MAY HAVE TO BATTLE HARD FOR ITS POSITION IN THE COMING MONTHS.
PoliticsRe: It Is Too Late To Determine APC Presidential Candidate By Consensus – Atiku by COOLCATS: 12:59pm On Nov 17, 2014
Spidermon:
I am not extremely conversant with political intricacies but even if APC's presidential candidate turns out to be an imbecille with spit drooling on his agbada, they would get my vote.
Let's give APC or any other party a chance....coz right now, Nigeria is very unwell.
If/When APC misbehaves as much as PDP, then we can now officially say all our politicians are full of excreta.
best option bro , the us gave it to the republican sometime , they said the republicans messed up and gave it to obama ... well now the story is kinda changing . I think if we dont have another party rule , we cannot conclude all politicians are the same .the fact that there has been defections does not justify this.
PoliticsRe: It Is Too Late To Determine APC Presidential Candidate By Consensus – Atiku by COOLCATS: 12:55pm On Nov 17, 2014
ISpiksDaTroof:
Do yourself a favor and vote Buhari in next elections. If you like vote GEJ, you'll be writing this letter again in a few years.
tot u dont like buhari.
PoliticsRe: It Is Too Late To Determine APC Presidential Candidate By Consensus – Atiku by COOLCATS: 12:47pm On Nov 17, 2014
koolg:
this man seems to mean business this time. but he can't rule Nigeria because his past antecedents follow him closely
he is not as bad as many are potraying.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by COOLCATS: 9:12pm On Nov 15, 2014
sholay2011:
Aunty, my application is still under review and my CGPA is quite high, and I applied for a commercial role....and I uploaded my transcript.

'Wouldn't want to ascribe it to luck now but those whose application have progressed should thank God...or whatever they worship....lol.
well you can say luck , but they might have had other achievements and skills you dont have . Its really a competitive position . Every other candidate feels his answers were the best to the decision making assessment . One cant say really.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Graduate Recruitment 2014 by COOLCATS: 8:32pm On Nov 15, 2014
News have it that some peeps will be resuming December . Some technical guys were also called for commercial roles . Am thinking its about cgpa . If only those contacted can come here and share info and perhaps those on here already can tell us if they had above 4.0.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Halliburton 2014 Talent Pool by COOLCATS: 8:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
In other news halli be buying baker soon ... deal is in progress , am very sure it will come to fruition.
CultureRe: Nigerians And Fake Foreign Accents by COOLCATS: 1:14am On Nov 02, 2014
If it is not you , it can never be you . if have not got a british accent and you fake one , it is always obvious , thats why one can tell who has got the accent and who has not when people speak. what we should strive to do is communicate effectively. No wonder many are bleaching .... always wanting to be like .... arent we tired of this false life.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 12:50am On Nov 02, 2014
cupidhero:
why didn't they stop groups like MEND,NDVF and co using "odi" method? have you seen these boys in real life? did you watch any of the video clips at all?
its all Politics , it is never a hard task to wipe out a militant group whose activity is within a region . I mean dealing with boko haram , mend is never a problem ... their activities are just in Nigeria unlike the case of isis.
PoliticsRe: "Yoruba Youths" To Endorse Jonathan On November 30, 2014 by COOLCATS: 3:55pm On Oct 31, 2014
but seriously we hardly hear apc youth or apc ambassadors or apc supporters endorses buhari .or another ...... why always pdp .if its not jonathan , it is another pdp fellow that is always endorsed by some group o people..... i dont seem to understand really.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Who Look Bad Without Make-up by COOLCATS:
mercy johnson aint too bad .... mehn , if the hubbies of some of these babes wake up at night and see these faces .... na anoda story ooo.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 2:43pm On Oct 31, 2014
Frankmishael:
I pronounce death on u
thank God for internet ... am very sure you were called by satan.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 2:41pm On Oct 31, 2014
dridowu:
I am not God, i am a sinner like you but i don't wish people evil like you do. People like you need to be corrected so that you embarass youself outside in a real world. I guess you have the juju that can make someone mad. Oya let me see your madness juju.
are you minding fools who are just lucky to have had access to internet.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 2:16pm On Oct 31, 2014
Frankmishael:
may Almighty God destroy you and your generation may u not see the good of this land and good works of gej wil be cause for u and Ur generation. and if u dont die by this time next year u no I'm not called
sai , lols ..... I need to intefere . you were called by who sir ? may the kind of good works jonathan is doing be imminent in the life you and your family ... amen with a confirmation from who called you .
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 1:59pm On Oct 31, 2014
Daverytimes:
Boko Haram have shown that not only can you pick a fight with the FG but you can do so and win, if only our priorities were in the right place instead of this APC vs PDP rubbish
wait and see more likes of boko haram come 2015 .
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 1:52pm On Oct 31, 2014
aguizm:
Since your name is not David who was a man after Gods heart so I don't give a bleeping shit about you.


Quote me again and watch yourself run mad....
do you mix christainity with your traditional/ juju powers ? just asking ?
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 1:42pm On Oct 31, 2014
maestroferddi:
The north know that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock in 2015.

Those that matter are forward-thinking as per 2019 when the PDP would zone the presidency to the north.

It is a rank insult to suggest that northern politicians, with myriads of them capable and charismatic, would mortgage their political future fighting Tambuwal's largely tactless misadventure. Is it not time people realised that political education in the north is on the rise?

Within just four years, the field would boast of Ribadu, Sule Lamido, Adamu Muazu, Babangida Aliyu, Shekarau, Kwakwanso, Tambuwal, El Rufai etc...

Are you saying that the individuals enumerated above would fritter their political capital to indulge Tambuwal in fighting a personal battle?
bro , all these are paper analysis . did you imagine in 2011 that tambuwal and his likes would want to defect , or did you imagine in 2007 jonathan will be president . future of politics can never be predicted . dont be suprised those guys you mentioned start supporting tambuwal.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 1:39pm On Oct 31, 2014
wadoowadoo:
Two wrongs does not and cannot make a right. That some people steal doesn't mean that any criminal caught should be allowed to go scot free because he is not the only one. You that is crying more than the berieved, why don't you advise your hero (Tambuwal) or whatever his name is to do the honourable thing by resigning from the speakership having left the vehicle that brought him to that position in the first place. How can you be in the minority (APC) and expect to lord it over the majority (PDP). No political party worthy of its name should be expected to accept such gratuitous insult. Abeg make we hear word bo! All your criticisms smack of prejudice and double standard to me. We all know how OBJ would have dealt with this kind of disloyalty during his heydays. Arrant nonsense!
why cant jonathan deal with it the same way obj would have done it .... thats where he has failed , disloyalty to your boss.
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 1:17pm On Oct 31, 2014
maestroferddi:
Well, we have a history of a leader trying to panel-beat the constitution to accommodate their whims.

We know how it ended...in unmitigated shame and rubbishing of Obasanjo's legacies in that most Nigerians remember Obasanjo for the infamy of the third term agenda.

Most people would have you believe otherwise, but I daresay that democratic culture and institutions are on a steady growth in Nigeria.

Granted that we are not there yet, but the days of blatant undermining of the constitution are fast receding behind us.
you really think the days of blatant undermining of the constitution is going behind .... how about the common laws where thieves are meant to be jailed ?
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 1:03pm On Oct 31, 2014
maestroferddi:
The constitution never barred him from contesting in 2015. Whoever assumed that he was not going to contest was only deceiving themselves.

Even if he verbally agreed not to so run, such agreement would become null and void because no court would enforce an illegal contract/agreement. In other words, the agreement was not going to be legally binding since it breached Jonathan's constitutional right.
am not debating his eligibility in running 2015 ... am telling you whats likely to happen come 2019n wait till 2017 and you start hearing consitution ammendment .you mean if you tell me something with your mouth , then I should never take you seriously if you support him acting against his words .
PoliticsRe: Tambuwals Name And Picture Removed From Nass Website by COOLCATS: 12:51pm On Oct 31, 2014
maestroferddi:
I can foresee that happening. Jonathan, I believe would be keen to handover power to dynamic and nationally acceptable northern politician to build on his legacies. The likes of Nuhu Ribadu, Babangida Aliyu, Sule Lamido, Ahmed Muazu and even Namadi Sambo readily come to mind.
oh , you think so ..... did he not tell you he was never going to contest after 2015 . we will be here by God's grace.

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