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Nairaland GeneralRe: Strange Things About Females by Cooldude001: 12:51am On Jan 07, 2014
Utchgirl: And yet d male folk cant leave us alone. As bad as we are, they stil come to us. @ Op, cant u see we are too much ?
grin
PoliticsRe: The U.S And Nigeria 2015 by Cooldude001: 12:50am On Jan 07, 2014
Really lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of The Day: Yvonne Nelson Looks Fabulous In Red by Cooldude001: 12:40am On Jan 07, 2014
Hmmmm............Pretty lady shocked
PoliticsRe: old story every day by Cooldude001: 12:37am On Jan 07, 2014
Are you for real?
CultureRe: Share Ur Village Pics by Cooldude001: 12:35am On Jan 07, 2014
mystical10: i am coming network is too bad
sad Waiting.
CelebritiesRe: Open Letter To Our Nigeria Music Artiste by Cooldude001: 12:34am On Jan 07, 2014
You are right. They should be true ambassadors not a disgrace as some already protrayed themselves as.
FashionRe: Guys Can U Allow Your Girl Wear This To A Party by Cooldude001: 12:26am On Jan 07, 2014
shocked No Way! She is a big time prostitute. cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Strange Things About Females by Cooldude001: 12:25am On Jan 07, 2014
Elantracey: Just say it,u wanna be a female even if it's just 4 a day,,den we will find ways to help u out
grin
PoliticsRe: 10-year-old Suicide Bomber Rescued by Cooldude001: 12:24am On Jan 07, 2014
OMG... lipsrsealed
CultureRe: Share Ur Village Pics by Cooldude001: 12:23am On Jan 07, 2014
mystical10: lets have fun. No abuse pls
Yours 1st! Abi you no get village ni? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Strange Things About Females by Cooldude001: 12:22am On Jan 07, 2014
freshchuks10: -Females dogs becomes wicked when they give
birth.
- Females chickens chases people when they
give birth.
- Male lions don't eat humans no matter how
hungry they
are, but females lions do..
- Females human beings spend average
28years of their
lives asking for recharge cards from Males

- An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of
lipstick in
her lifetime.
- According to researches, an average woman
spends about 120 hours a year looking at
herself in the
mirror, which is approximately 5 entire days a
year!
And the most annoying fact...........
- It is the female mosquitoes that transmit
Malaria to
Human body...feel free to add urs
grin
PoliticsRe: Woman Dies In Governor's Office by Cooldude001: 12:20am On Jan 07, 2014
OMG...
SportsRe: David Moyes Sacked, Fergie persuaded to take charge again!!! by Cooldude001(op): 10:22pm On Jan 05, 2014
Logan_Rebirth: I told ya grin grin grin
Una better star selling una europa ticket now.
lipsrsealed
SportsRe: “I Would Have Committed Suicide If I Joined Manchester United” – Rossi by Cooldude001: 9:44pm On Jan 05, 2014
Afam4eva: Moyes or no Moyes, he's too big for Man U. Btw, i find it strange that you ManU fans are calling for the scot's head knowing fully well that he's not had the opportunity to shop for players. I think he should be giving the benefit of the doubt till the second half of the season to prove himself. He might not be the best coach in the world but he's a good coach nonetheless and he may be even better than Sir Alex Ferguson.
grin
SportsRe: David Moyes Sacked, Fergie persuaded to take charge again!!! by Cooldude001(op): 9:29pm On Jan 05, 2014
Now the question on the minds of football fans is: Will Manchester United qualify for next year Champions League? huh
SportsDavid Moyes Sacked, Fergie persuaded to take charge again!!! by Cooldude001(op):
Should David Moyes be sacked? Should Fergie be persuaded to return? Last week, Manchester United were knocked out of the

FA Cup after a 2-1 loss at home to Swansea, the Welsh side's first win at Old Trafford. Tonight, they lost to Sunderland 2-1 now totaling

3 losses in a row. Sunderland's 4th win having lost 12 games so far this season, presently 20th position in the Premier league... sad I

remember those days when Man utd fans dey insult Arsenal fans sey dem never win title for almost a decade now. Did i hear someone say

"What goes around, comes around"... grin grin grin grin grin.

I have not seen this happen to Manchester United & i know many viewers share my concerns. The embarrassment is so much that Moderators

no dey gree put Man utd games 4 frontpage again... It is this bad!!! It Is this the end of an era? Gone were

the days Man Utd sent fears into the minds of opponents but since Fergie retired, its been bad luck as Man Utd presently sits on the 7th

position on the League Standing in the New Year.

TravelRe: 474 Nigerians Arrive From Bangui,central African Republic by Cooldude001: 6:10am On Jan 05, 2014
No place like home!!! wink
PoliticsRe: Rivers Assembly Majority Leader, Lloyd, Arrested For Alleged Murder by Cooldude001: 6:31am On Jan 03, 2014
naijasofamerica: How a Politician starts his New Year? Whatever you sow, you shall reap......
Exactly, i remember last July when he almost killed a colleague. They are only in politics for their pockets.
PoliticsRe: Mother Of Five Nabbed By NDLEA While Exporting Heroin To Husband by Cooldude001: 6:18am On Jan 03, 2014
This is not a moment to go tribal, we should see ourselves all as Nigerians. Meanwhile, there are legal ways to make it in Nigeria not Smuggling drugs. Wish Us All A Prosperous New Year...
CrimeRe: Murdered In Cold Blood!us Boyfriend Slices Throat Of Nigerian Girl,26 In Texas by Cooldude001: 6:43am On Dec 31, 2013
RIP...
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Asari-dokubo 'fires' At Obasanjo by Cooldude001: 6:41am On Dec 31, 2013
Na today!!! Let all these so-called political actors keep quiet for once!!! Lets celebrate the New Year in Style.

FamilyRe: Best Way To Say Bye To 2013 by Cooldude001: 4:43am On Dec 31, 2013
BABA GOD, I THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU MADE ME ACHIEVE SO FAR...

SportsIbrahimovic Urges Messi To Join PSG by Cooldude001(op): 4:40am On Dec 31, 2013
Zlatan Ibrahimovic believes signing Lionel Messi would take Paris Saint-Germain to the next level and make them European title contenders.

According to Skysports, rumours in the French media have suggested the big-spending Paris side are preparing a record bid for Barcelona’s Argentina playmaker.

Ibrahimovic played alongside Messi during his two-year spell at Camp Nou but struggled to forge a successful partnership with the diminutive forward.

However, the Sweden international believes the addition of his former team-mate and four-time Ballon d’Or winner would make PSG a force to be reckoned with in Europe.

“If he’s up for sale then the whole world will be after him, not just PSG,” Ibrahimovic said at a winter training camp in Doha.

“I don’t know the situation but I think he’s very happy at Barcelona.

“The press creates this but only he knows the truth. PSG’s project is to dream bigger but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger, you are bigger.”

Since the Ligue 1 side’s takeover, signings such as Ibrahimovic, Thiago Silva, Lucas Moura and Edinson Cavani have many highlighting PSG as genuine contenders for the UEFA Champions League crown.

They reached the quarter-finals last year, where they lost on away goals to Messi’s Barcelona, while their best result in the competition remains their semi-final run in 1995.

Although PSG are champions of France and leading the way in Ligue 1 again this season, Ibrahimovic is determined to go one step further.

“I’m never satisfied, I want to win,” he added. “We’ve progressed well and quickly. The team has come on very quickly in the right direction.

“We play very good football, we have the ball, we create chances.

“There’s a high level of collective quality, our mentality is progressing. Everything’s going in the right direction and I’m delighted.”

The Paris side take on Real Madrid in a friendly in Doha on Thursday and Ibrahimovic insists it will not be a light-hearted affair.

“Unfortunately it’s a friendly match but we’ll treat it like a competitive match,” he said. “It would be good for confidence to win.”

CrimeRe: Gunmen Abduct Pastor, Six Children by Cooldude001: 3:37am On Dec 31, 2013
May the Lord grant them safe return home IJN
FamilyRe: Meet The World’s Largest Family: 181 Members, 1 Man, 39 Wives, 94 Children by Cooldude001: 3:26am On Dec 31, 2013
ebdib: I'm sure he's on state benefits.
In his mind he's popular.
Senile old randy idiot.
Which state benefits? In India? undecided
FamilyRe: Meet The World’s Largest Family: 181 Members, 1 Man, 39 Wives, 94 Children by Cooldude001: 3:26am On Dec 31, 2013
Capt. JH Miller:
How could you be so ignorant? How? How??
I can understand your anger. cheesy
FamilyRe: Meet The World’s Largest Family: 181 Members, 1 Man, 39 Wives, 94 Children by Cooldude001: 9:03pm On Dec 30, 2013
I don't believe they are the world largest family. Come to Africa especially Nigeria, precisely in the North where they marry girls or children in the name of Religion.......................
CelebritiesRe: 'my Buttocks Is 7ft Wide & I Am Proud Of It' - Sarah Massey (photos) by Cooldude001: 8:53pm On Dec 30, 2013
Afam4eva: She should be killed already. Ijiot.
Wetin happen na! On top her asss... Abi she leave you ni! grin
CelebritiesRe: 'my Buttocks Is 7ft Wide & I Am Proud Of It' - Sarah Massey (photos) by Cooldude001: 8:25pm On Dec 30, 2013
tuta boi: feel kee?!.....where will it enter from.
Guy, na fact she talk oh! Commot der ja re, like say men no dey enter shocked
CrimePolice Foil Robbery Attack On University ATM by Cooldude001(op): 5:42am On Dec 29, 2013
The police in Ogun on Saturday foiled a robbery attack on an Automated Teller Machine in front of the Crescent University, Abeokuta.

A 20-year-old welder, Abdullahi Tunde, was arrested and the police recovered two gas cylinders, two sledge hammers, two giant chisels, fire lighters, screw drivers, a torch light and a pack of bottle water.

Our correspondent gathered that a gang of five armed robbers had at about 1:30am on Saturday stormed the private university where they tied up the five security guardson duty.

The suspected robbers were said to have vandalised the ATM, belonging to one of the new generation banks loaded with large sums of money on Friday.

They were, however, said to have been forced to flee by policemen who arrived the scene of the crime following a tip-off.

Confirming the incident, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Muyiwa Adejobi, said that the robbers could not cart away the money from the ATM.

Adejobi, a Deputy Superintendent of Police, stated that the suspected robbers fled the scene after a police armoured personnel carrier from Randa area of Abeokuta rushed to the university.

The PPRO said the Commissioner of Police, Mr. Ikemefuna Okoye, had already ordered investigation into the incident.

He added all efforts would be made to apprehend the fleeing suspects, warning members of the public to be more careful in handling cash, especially during the festive period.

Adejobi said, “The police raced down to the school on time. On getting there, they met five guards whose legs and hands had been tied. The robbers had vandalised the security door and tampered with some equipment in order to have access to the ATM strong room. But they could not have access; the money is intact. They scaled the fence to the other side and abandoned their equipment.”

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