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SportsRe: Voice Of Nigeria (VON) Falsely Reports Morocco Defeated Nigeria To Win WAFCON by Cooleasy(m): 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2025
HomoDroid:
i think this reporter needs some serious punishment! He even gave details of how the opponent defeated Nigeria! Just imagine!
He even posted it as if that is what he wished o. Lol.
Only 12 strokes of the cane in the open market square would be enough punishment for him and then he should be told to go and sin no more.
Science/TechnologyRe: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Please What's The Name And Is It Venomous by Cooleasy(m): 1:31am On Jul 24, 2025
labake1:
I have killed this particular snake up to 10 times in my compound
I am tired of it, I have done everything to prevent snake from entering the compound but nothing is working
Get a cat and your problem is solved permanently.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Things I'll Never Do In My Entire Life: by Cooleasy(m):
Rrchrd:
I know the country isn't for the fainted heart but...
1) I'll never kill
2) I'll never date a married woman
3) I'll never steal
4) I'll never smoke
5) I'll never bow for any god.
Sincerely,I have done number 1. I just had to...
And I have done it many, many times without any apology or feeling of guilt.
What has to be done has to be done.
Not afraid of getting arrested because I have no regret for my actions.










Yes, I have killed many chickens during Xmas seasons.
EducationRe: Abiodun Renames Tai Solarin University Of Education In Honour Of Awujale by Cooleasy(m): 5:46am On Jul 22, 2025
lailo:
The OP is just being mischievous and Seun supposed verified this fake and misleading news before posting. The renaming of TASCE from Tai Solarin College of Education to Sikiru Adetona College of Science and Information Technology was done over two years ago by Dapo Abiodun. It has nothing to do with the yestrtfay death of Oba Adetona. The OP is just using old clip to mislead people. Meanwhile TASUED is a different institution which still remain Tai Solarin University of Education. How can we have two Tai Solarin institutions in the same area. That was why the governor used the college of education TASCE to honour Awujale and it was even done few years ago not after his death.
Thank you very much, bros.

Your clarification is very apt.
EducationRe: Abiodun Renames Tai Solarin University Of Education In Honour Of Awujale by Cooleasy(m): 5:44am On Jul 22, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
Seun, you need to deal with the OP for deliberately misinforming Nairalanders.

Tai Solarin University is different from Tai Solarin college of education. Tai Solarin University of Education at Ijagun is not the same as Tai Solarin college of education, they are two different institution.
Bros, me myself didn't get it; which one was renamed? Which exactly was renamed (full names please) and what's the full names of the one that was not renamed?
PoliticsRe: Mahmuda Terrorists Slaughter Kwara Resident, Others Kidnapped by Cooleasy(m): 10:35am On Jul 15, 2025
Are there no military formations in Kwara State?
PhonesRe: MTN Announces Closure For Maintenance by Cooleasy(m): 10:09am On Jul 09, 2025
iampeterben:
Duly noted my wonderful MTN network, how I wished I can go back to those days I used to crack codes and browse for free, this network suffered in our hands back then. We thank God for growth.
Those days of FBT, working IPs, GPass, GTunnel, JAP, etc etc LOL grin
EducationRe: Why Exactly Are We Going To School When We Know There Are No Jobs - Lady Asks by Cooleasy(m): 10:21pm On Jun 29, 2025
SmartPolician:
When you get to your university gate, you will see the motto of your university. They always talk about knowledge and skills, and never about getting jobs. So, we go to school to acquire knowledge and skills that will help us understand and question the world around us and solve its problems.

While the university doesn't expect you to put that knowledge into bad practice (that's why they find you worthy in character and learning), what you do with it is totally up to you. In summary, nobody promised you that you would get a job after going to school because getting a job isn't the essence of going to school in the first place.
You nailed it, bros.
God bless you.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Mother Went To Appeal To Babangida To Swear In Abiola (Max Siollun) by Cooleasy(m): 7:24am On Jun 24, 2025
Estello:
This is a relevant excerpt from Max Siollun's book, "Nigeria's Soldiers of Fortune: The Abacha and Obasanjo Years."

https://x.com/toluogunlesi/status/1936857080482218094?t=xR1imbZw1AXg9FUnSbCxRw&s=19[/quote]How can one get a copy of this book, either in soft copy (PDF) or hard copy?
HealthRe: Bed Bug: How Do You Get Rid Of This Thing? by Cooleasy(m): 7:08pm On Jun 23, 2025
obembet:
bedbugs is one of the fews things I hate to see or smell in the House. And one bad thing about it is that once they enter your house e go dey there dey deliver like the hebrew women.

How can you get ride of it

Source: obembet
Otapiapia. Sprinkle it on some places on the bed and also in different parts of the room when you are going out in the morning. Lock the door and windows tightly after removing food and other consumables.

Leave only the Otapiapia and the bedbugs in the house. RIP to them.
PoliticsRe: Why Are There So Many Army Barracks In Lagos by Cooleasy(m): 3:47pm On Jun 22, 2025
Dogasas:
Please how many army barracks are there in Lagos.. heard they're more than 10, I don't know how true.

I'm working on a research.
Include Myhoung Barracks too. It is directly opposite Yabatech campus, in Yaba, Lagos.
TravelRe: Scenes From Iyana Ipaja Bus Stop, Lagos (photos) by Cooleasy(m): 3:43pm On Jun 22, 2025
Welcome2Lagos:
Inside the legendary Lagos Molue — raw, rugged, real.
Are there still Molue in Lagos? It's been a long time I was there.
TV/MoviesRe: Have You Cried Watching A Movie? Please Drop The Movie Title For Others To Watch by Cooleasy(m): 5:56pm On Jun 12, 2025
In the Nigerian movie, 'IF I AM PRESIDENT', I was moved to tears during Zinachi Oham's last speech as he and the mourners recited the national anthem at the cemetery.
PoliticsRe: Ephemeral Nature Of Power; The Case Of The Bamaiyi's Brothers by Cooleasy(m): 4:35pm On Jun 11, 2025
Creamypie:
Musa was a good and nice man, but for ishaya, he is a perpetual snake
I thought Ishaya too passed on, recently? Is this true?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Russia : Internationl Friendly (Fridah, 6th June 2025) by Cooleasy(m): 6:34pm On Jun 06, 2025
Nigeria already down by one goal. Own goal.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Russia : Internationl Friendly (Fridah, 6th June 2025) by Cooleasy(m): 6:04pm On Jun 06, 2025
robosky02:
It's about to go down
How can one watch it?
RomanceRe: Common Lies You Should Never Believe From Women. by Cooleasy(m): 3:16pm On Jun 06, 2025
Another one is:

'Nothing'

When, in fact, plenty dey grin
PoliticsRe: New Terrorist Group Mahmuda Resumes Attacks In Kwara Community, Kills Three by Cooleasy(m): 11:53pm On Jun 03, 2025
laivwire:
Are we so blind to see that there is a renewed resurgence to take over the country by these bandits and insurgents most especially as it seems the military is not able or not even interested in putting them in check anymore.

Everyone is just out for their personal enrichment now.

From Northwest to northeast, to the middle belt and south east, it has become a free for all land grab, pillaging and bloodletting where the citizens have now become helpless victims. Bandits are kidnapping and making money and terrorists are attacking military bases and claiming land area with no recourse.

People are being murdered at alarming rate and it's now an everyday affair...and still no one is being brought to book. These are fathers, mothers, children and siblings for goodness sake.

With just a little more time, we would become DR Congo or even worse
Bros, you have just spoken the truth, and I have the same worry.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Russia : Internationl Friendly (Fridah, 6th June 2025) by Cooleasy(m): 4:52pm On Jun 02, 2025
Science/TechnologyRe: 3 Killer Asteroids Could Hit Earth In A Few Weeks by Cooleasy(m): 1:17pm On May 29, 2025
FoolishBoy419:
This is a misleading headline
How, please?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Unity Cup (2 - 1) On 28th May 2025 by Cooleasy(m): 8:57pm On May 28, 2025
9JAMac10:
Fellow super eagles 🦅 fans abegg post link for the Nigeria vs ghana match later on today. Thanks. Nigeria to win the game by a slim margin
It's live on AfroSport on T*kt.k

Search AfroSport there.
FoodRe: It's Like Yam Is Now For The Elite Class by Cooleasy(m): 7:54pm On May 17, 2025
Unlimitk:
This type
Yes bros. I now get your point. The ones I was buying before were the smaller types and those ones got spoiled easily. It was so frustrating.

Imagine I was told one tuber of yam costs 6k today. Same thing I bought at #2,500 less than two months ago. I am porting to sweet potato straight, until further notice.
FoodRe: It's Like Yam Is Now For The Elite Class by Cooleasy(m): 10:04am On May 17, 2025
Unlimitk:
Buy those big ones from aboki
There are many aboki selling in benin
Buy 1 basket and make sure it's those big ones
1 basket is 3500,I ate the last one of them I bought on April 30last month day before yesterday
That's basically 15 days ,it could have last more but I was hungry
The yam I bought for 1500 was very small and was already rotting inside
Don't buy those small small ones
Buy in baskets
1 basket is 3500 but price am 3k and buy 500 naira carrot to join your egg sauce ,in case u want to eat it with egg sauce
Look at the body before buying and make sure they are not wet
If they are in a wet environment they will decay fast
When I bought mine last month
I put them on dry bagco bag I laid on the ground and made sure heat or water didn't touch them
Thank you veeeeeery much, bros.
I have learnt from you o.
God bless you.
FoodRe: It's Like Yam Is Now For The Elite Class by Cooleasy(m): 8:17pm On May 16, 2025
Unlimitk:
Lol here in benin
I don't buy yam again
Sweet potatoes is what I buy
Sweet potatoes is more nutritious cooks faster and has high fiber that fills the belly that u don't feel hungry
Nothing dey yam
Sweet potatoes self get vitamin a for eyes
U don't need to add salt or sugar
It already has sugar inside it
Sweet potatoes of 10,000 naira lasts for 2 weeks plus
And they rarely spoil inside and last long compared to yam
Na sweet potatoes I dey chop now
Please how do you preserve them? The ONLY problem I have with it is that they spoil easily; like within 2 days. How do you preserve your own Please?
RomanceRe: Single Mother Dilemma by Cooleasy(m):
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RomanceRe: 18-year-old Apprentice Impregnates 10 Girls In 5 Months by Cooleasy(m): 7:11pm On May 07, 2025
Dandsome:
Odogwu.

Now for those people that will want to sa why are we not screaming down the heavens for this, remember that a padlock that any key can open is useless and a key that can open many padlocks is a master key.


Now back to the issue at hand.

First we need to see a clear picture of the boy. Women like fine boys.

Did anyone notice the lines he uses?

"he always tells them that he loves them and would like to marry them any time he acquires wealth." That means he toasted them and also let them know he doesn't have money now.

The girls fell for sweet mouth.

Trust me, he has slept with way more than this number. Just that we're only counting the ones that got pregnant.


He used marriage format and it worked. The girls were trying to secure their spot in the future.

Men are always actually the price
The boy was firing on all cylinders. An efficient impregnator.
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Cooleasy(m): 3:58am On Apr 29, 2025
NowYouKnow:
No such thing as “game,” bro. Stop wasting your energy chasing tactics, techniques, or trying to decode female behavior through red pill theory. That rabbit hole only keeps you mentally chained to the very thing you're trying to overcome—obsession with women. It pretends to offer empowerment, but all it does is trap you in an endless loop of self-blame and coping.

Here’s the truth, whether it stings or not:

A woman is only kind, loving, loyal, respectful, or nurturing when she’s genuinely attracted to you—PHYSICALLY. You don’t earn that with effort, money, or a confident script. It’s instinctive. If she doesn’t feel it, you can’t force it.

If a girl doesn’t light up, blush, or giggle with that uncontrollable childlike giddiness when she sees you, walk away. Don’t try to “game” her into submission. Attraction isn’t negotiated or earned through persistence. It’s either there, or it’s not.

Trying to manufacture interest leads to frustration, humiliation, or worse—resentment. Nature doesn’t care about fairness. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you free yourself from this delusion.
This comment is with many heavy truths.
EducationRe: What Happens To You At Age 40! ( From Experience) by Cooleasy(m): 1:07am On Apr 21, 2025
SouthSouth1914:
Not all 40 YOs have white beards or mustache! I have all black beards and hairs, as a matter of fact, my hairs are black like a 20 YO.
True. I am also like that. In my mid 40s but my hair is 100% jet black and very full. The hair also actually grows too fast and I visit the barber every 3 weeks at most. I would cut it down very low and another set of jet black hair will quickly grow again. Some of us are like that.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Peddler Arrested Again In India , 7 Gm Cocaine Seized by Cooleasy(m): 9:33am On Apr 16, 2025
If it is Saudi or Malaysia, he would be arrested only once. Just once.
CrimeRe: Apprentice Stabs His Boss To Death For Dating His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend In Edo by Cooleasy(m): 1:28pm On Mar 28, 2025
DaddyCoool:
That's why among Igbos an apprentice CAN'T have a girlfriend. When I first heard it I was like, "What? Is he not a human being? What's wrong with these people!" Now I see why!
Maybe an additional reason is for the apprentice to be more focused on his training and to be able to build himself without distraction. It makes some sense.

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