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Politics / Re: We Are Not Responsible For Your Failure - TCN To IBEDC by Cooleasy(m): 11:04pm On Apr 11
yesloaded:
IBEDC needs to be changed

A call to their customer speaks volumes about the kind of company they are, I called to lodge a complaint and the customer rep lady sounds so aggressive to the extent that I have to hung up. I visited their office and their staffs were so full of themselves but also sounds clueless

My community took these people to court due to poor power supply to our area, we won and they supply us reasonable power for less than 2 months and returned to blackout again

I got tired and switch to solar, ever since then I never regretted my move

If you are tired of epileptic power supply to your area, I will implore you to switch to solar if you can afford it and if you can't afford it but prefers to pay small small, it's still possible as we have some organizations that will pay for your while you pay them small small

Talk to us on WhatsApp 08137750741 for solar system that meets your budget and appliances at the best price

Good points, bros.
But I have a layman's question: can solar power hot plate, big freezer and pumping machine? Most people that use solar; I see then using it to power only light. Can solar power other utilities?
Science/Technology / Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by Cooleasy(m): 8:25am On Apr 08
Judolisco:
D last real eclipse I witnessed was around 2006 or 2005, I can't really remember d year , obasanjo was still president and Stella d first lady was still alive.... I remember being in class and everywhere was dark and our teacher led us out to witness d historical event..... I can't forget dat day... Everywhere was dark, and some of my mates were crying that d world has come to an end, but we wey dey current we're expecting it because we watched NTA d previous night...... Omo 9ja was still very much peaceful then and we were very happy

Early 2006.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Four For Faking Kidnap, Demanding ₦5M Ransom In Lagos by Cooleasy(m): 4:07pm On Mar 22
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Still writing my book tittled
"The criminality in every Nigerian "

I know you all will say what do i know that I'm just a weed smoker, pussy banger, drunkard and a keyboard warrior


But the truth be say I go shock una with the book
One thing about Nigerians is that we are hypocrites and fakes
98 percent of Nigerians are not angry with bad government, corruption and our politicians we are just pretending to be angry because we are not the ones carrying out the corruption

Your last sentence is strong...

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Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Working For You? by Cooleasy(m): 7:33am On Mar 17
superjaks:


Cancel the trial page, then go to the homepage

Hope it works?

Oh thanks! I did exactly as you said and now my Internet works smoothly and extremely fast. I am impressed! Thanks so much, bros.
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Currently Working For You? by Cooleasy(m): 9:05pm On Mar 16
superjaks:
If you're using MTN, just download x VPN, then change auto to UDP. Connect and fire on

Your network will be super fast!
I downloaded it and it is asking me to put my card details for automatic deduction of payment after seven days trial. Doesn't sound cool.

Except if there is a different X vpn that you are talking about.
Health / Re: The Side Effects Of Porn/masturbation And How To Cure Yourself by Cooleasy(m): 5:35am On Mar 10
Gideon16:

I just found this post. Can I pm you?
Yes, you can.

But I've replied you sha.
Politics / Re: Over 1900 Repentant Boko Haram Terrorists Released Back Into Communities – NDA by Cooleasy(m): 12:47am On Jan 24
MrSundry:
This is another terrible move.

There is nothing like "Repentant Terrorist". Those guys are meant to be executed by firing squard!!!!!!!!!

Fixed.

Bros, next time, use the right words embarassed

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Events / Re: Lady Recounts Her Near-death Experience At A Newly-opened Waterpark In Lagos VID by Cooleasy(m): 3:46pm On Dec 18, 2023
NDE?
Oops!
Came into the thread but didn't find any NDE undecided
Pets / Re: Nigerian Girl Flaunts Her Pet Baboon (pic/video) by Cooleasy(m): 3:28pm On Sep 11, 2023
olatuneji:
Beautiful pet.
I hope this pet won't be stealing her meat inside pot and opening her fridge and taking stuffs.
Monkey too get their own craze for head.
They do it very well, with a sense of entitlement.
And if you express shock or anger over their actions, they will laugh and clap about it, to spite you.

Leave your money somewhere in the same room where this animal is, and next thing is that your money is gone. And it will be clapping while you are searching for it.

Behind the scene, that lady knows what she goes through fa.
Cute looking animal, but you go get BP small.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Droupadi Murmu: So The President Of India Is A BLACK Woman! Wonderful. by Cooleasy(m): 9:18am On Sep 10, 2023
Quintessence44:


It is genetic mutation, which is a scientifically proven occurrence, that accounts for absence of melanin.

It could be that genetic adaptation needs to colder climates caused this mutation to occur among the ancient black settlers of Europe.

'Evolution' on the other hand is a mere theory with absolutely no proof whatsoever that it actually occurred, or is even possible.


@your last sentence on evolution. I am interested in knowing what alternative explanations you would put forward for the or8gins of Man? Some details please, if it's convenient for you.

Thanks bro.
Events / Re: Fear Grips Crowd As Weird-Looking Men Storm A Wedding Reception (Video) by Cooleasy(m): 6:24pm On Aug 17, 2023
Ojuju!!! cool

(Runs VERY FAST out of thread) cool

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Won't Rule Nigeria by Cooleasy(m): 5:01pm On Jun 15, 2023
We are still waiting for her to come and explain.
Romance / Re: Women, Date A Gemini Man If You Want To Flourish In Life by Cooleasy(m): 4:19am On Jun 12, 2023
sukkot:
check post above lol
Waiting for your reply bro. Wants to learn about Aries, especially with regards to wealth and relationships. E get why sir.
Romance / Re: Women, Date A Gemini Man If You Want To Flourish In Life by Cooleasy(m): 3:57am On Jun 12, 2023
sukkot:
try to focus bro. We are talking about Gemini dominant people meaning their soul is Gemini. But if you want me to do the soul pathological and prognostic report on the other signs and their celebrities I would. Don't muddy the waters

Bros, can you do that of Aries? Is it true that these people have something incurable attached to wealth? Would like to learn from you.
Romance / Re: You Were Sleeping And Saw This At Night, What Would You Do (photo) ? by Cooleasy(m): 1:17pm On Jun 05, 2023
teebagy:
this is not zee world
Or what if you look more closely, from the waist downwards the 'thing' is putting on a skimpy mini skirt (with VERY hot legs o)?

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Romance / Re: You Were Sleeping And Saw This At Night, What Would You Do (photo) ? by Cooleasy(m): 6:29pm On Jun 04, 2023
almarthins:


The sleep no go clear instantly. I no dey sleep for that house again. Nothing u want tell me. I go dash d landlord the rent and I go park.

No play with me this kind thing o🤣🤣🤣
What about if the landlord extends your rent by 2 or 3 years, free of charge?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Won't Sit On The Sit Of Power. by Cooleasy(m): 8:44pm On May 29, 2023
Seagodess:
Quote me this time tomorrow
Hi sister, can you kindly reconcile this picture with your prophecy or prediction you made well over 24 hours ago?

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Politics / Re: What Is Happening To Nyesom Wike? by Cooleasy(m): 6:57am On May 29, 2023
kokoA:
I noticed it during his last BBC interview.. I think man should slow down with the bottles...
Is it actually true that alcohol (I believe that that's what you meant by 'bottles') make people to age faster or deteriorate?
Please kindly gist me, because someone had actually told me before and I need confirmation/clarification.

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Politics / Re: Photos From Renewed Hope Concert For Tinubu/shettima In Abuja. by Cooleasy(m): 1:32am On May 26, 2023
renderme:

It's streaming live on YouTube. Just search renewed hope concert. Heard it will show on TVC. Not sure if it will be live. Tinubu and all the politicians are still at the event too. Seems it's going to end late. Over 20 artists have performed now and someone said on twitter there will be 46 artists performing.

Wow! Thanks bros.
Politics / Re: Photos From Renewed Hope Concert For Tinubu/shettima In Abuja. by Cooleasy(m): 1:21am On May 26, 2023
renderme:
Seyi vibes

Bros, on what channel o?
Politics / Re: Photos From Renewed Hope Concert For Tinubu/shettima In Abuja. by Cooleasy(m): 1:20am On May 26, 2023
Is it being shown live? On what channel(s)? I'd like to watch it.

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Family / Re: Group Of Divorced Nigerian Women Celebrate Initiation Of New Members (Pix) by Cooleasy(m): 11:12am On May 15, 2023
What about literature works, like poem?
Or articles?

Bros, please kindly be realistic with me o.
Politics / Re: Why Nigeria Airforce Can't Use 5th Generation Fighter Jets by Cooleasy(m): 8:42am On May 09, 2023
LordAdam16:


Agree with most of what you said except the bolded.

No country of Nigeria's stature whether at war or in peacetime has an anemic military.

Do not compare us to the forgettable misfits we call neighbors. Compare us with our "mates".

We cannot be competing for a UN Permanent Security Council Seat with the likes of Germany, India, South Africa, Japan and want to make do with 3 JF 17 and Super Tucanos. Make una try buy shame.

Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, and even Egypt have done well to limit the activity of extremists in their respective territories.
The entire Sahel is our responsibility. Yet, we're getting smoked, while those aforementioned countries have much lower population density.
The entire Western Coast of the continent is our responsibility.
We should be a respectable middle power adding some teeth to maintaining global stability. We should be assigning our fleets and squadrons to freedom of navigation missions and joint patrols led by superpowers; not only token peacekeeping missions and exercises.

The sorry state of our military is a 21st century rehash of why sub-Saharan Africa failed to develop an epoch-defining civilization since the dawn of time. Lack of natural enemies makes you content to be an unsophisticated brute. What happens if the current world order collapses and conquests become geopolitically acceptable? The Europeans and Maghrebites will coast in and shiv us thoroughly like their forbears did.

Or do you think the current plebiscite will last forever?

Powerful members of the ruling classes in the Middle East are funding Islamist extremists in Nigeria and we can't cough. The US/UK and co can undermine our security posture without response. Obama stationed warships before the 2015 election to intimidate GEJ. SA did as well during the Gbagbo incident. We had no countermeasure.

What happens when someone motivated enough decides it is in their best interest to back one of our many separatist groups?

At what point would it become practical for us to build a military that matches our geopolitical aspirations? Is it after the US has built off world transport infrastructure in the solar system securing near-exclusive access to resources in the Asteroid Belt? Or after China has started mining the moon? Or after India blankets the entire planet in new-gen satellites?

But sure, compare yourself with Benin and Liberia. Says a lot about how you appraise yourself and Nigeria's stature on the world stage. Nigeria, by the way, that'd become the third most populous country by the turn of the century only behind the tre comma club members--India and China.

Congo is literally right there with tons of resources that we can gatekeep from the global economy and extract substract major economic advantages. We can literally establish a base there, cordon a section off from the warring oafs, and become a dominant player in the global green energy revolution. But according to your royal f*ckness, Togo is our competition.

#endofrant

-Lord
You are a deep thinker.
Romance / Re: I Will Answer All Your Questions On This Thread by Cooleasy(m): 2:02am On May 08, 2023
Ourtruth247:


You are still not getting the point. All your questions seem to stem from your apparently very strong religious programming.

Stop using the pronoun "him". GOD isn't a person. GOD is the totality of everything.

You don't have to have any encounter with source because you and everything around you is an expression of source.

There is no name for source other than "universal creative intelligence."
Bros, after reading all your posts with an open mind, I want to ask a series of questions and to seek some clarifications from you specifically.
Can I proceed, please?
Romance / Re: Why Texting A Woman Too Much Is Bad by Cooleasy(m): 3:43am On Apr 27, 2023
PureFace1:
Why Texting a Woman Too Much Is Bad

What king, what warrior wastes his time playing with a high school girl's toy.

by Atom Smasher

Of course some texting is necessary, for setting times and other practical issues, but the more you do it, the more common you become in her eyes.

How can you remain mysterious (an absolute requisite when it comes to dealing with women) when you're available for chit-chat just like her girlfriends are? .

You need to appear ABOVE common texting.

You're a man. You don't have time to play with a high school girls' toy.

Make no mistake about it, texting makes you common and robs you of your mysteriousness. It is well worth repeating.

The dangers of texting are many, unless you really know what you are doing.

Texting leaves you wide-open to misinterpretation. She will interpret your words according to HER semantics, HER definitions of words and phrases, and HER experiences.

And guess what, guys...

Her template of interpretation consists of a culling together of the massive text conversations she has with her girlfriends.

The very fact that you're chit-chatting with her makes you one of her girlfriends.

The more words you spew, the more COMMON and boring you become.

The more you spew, the more misinterpretation that occurs; the more available and predictable you appear to be.

Texting is a torrential bleeding of your power and influence with her. It is literally a hemorrhage.

Every word that you text should emanate from a sense of intent and purpose.

Words should be used sparingly, and every one should be a soldier that has been dispatched out with a specific purpose in mind.

Chit-chat will kill you.

I also always say that for a man, texting should be like sniping. Every shot must be well-aimed, and the trigger pulled with a specific intent in mind.

I broke my own rules on this just last week. I sent out an uncharacteristically long message to a woman, and she answered with a smiley face. DOH!!

Do you guys see why this was a severe error?

The one who uses the fewest words is ALWAYS the one with the most power.

Fortunately I recovered by disappearing for an inordinately long amount of time. I wouldn't have had to clean up the mess if I hadn't spilled my guts like an excited schoolgirl.

Let your takeaway at least be that texting is a potentially dangerous activity that can be used effectively in skilled hands but is very likely to backfire on you. Once it leaves your phone it is subject to her (often wildly wrong) interpretation and it makes you common. It causes a massive hemorrhage of your power base and her perception of your value. The more you do it, the more you appear like her common, boring girlfriends.

You're a man. You're above texting.

It should appear as a necessary evil, something you reluctantly do in order to take care of practical things like scheduling meetups.

What King, what Warrior has time to tap little tiny keys to tell a women how awesome he thinks she is?

Are not your hands engaged in operating your weaponry?

Is not your mind engaged in slaying dragons and winning wars?

That is the picture of you she needs to imagine.

Not you sitting cross-legged on the floor like a little girl typing your witticisms into this tiny little phone and hoping against hope that you monkey-danced just right for her with this particular text.

Put that thing away and take up arms.

https://www.sosuave.com/quick/why-texting-a-woman-too-much-is-bad.htm
I have learnt so much from you.
God bless you.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Unveil Nigerian Army’s New Regimental Colours by Cooleasy(m): 11:49pm On Apr 26, 2023
Otunbakayce:
So Nwachukwu is still a Brigadier-General after over 6 years that I met him at yaba.
Smh!
I wanted to ask: is he related to Ike Nwachukwu?
Religion / Re: This Thread Will Shake The Foundations Of Your Beliefs(Pictures Included)) by Cooleasy(m): 6:22pm On Apr 21, 2023
SenatePresdo:


I can see you are still in the early stages of Atheism/Agnosticism, I've been there.

When you understand, research, and experiment more about life first-hand, you will have a retrogression, albeit on a different position.

Everything you claim you know is what you read on the internet, you don't have any practical experience or experiment of your own. Do you Know how I know? Because you sound like an enthusiastic atheist, I know and understand that feeling.

Look, both science and Religion are right, but they both have half truths.

When you join science and religion together, you will somewhat have the truth in one piece.

I don't want to detail this thread.

But you if you delve into the quantum world and it's mechanics, you will understand that the rules and constants we think we know about the Universe doesn't always apply.

A simple question I have for you is; Have you had an Out of Body Experience before?

Have you ever been able to see yourself lying on the bed while you stand looking at your body?
Bros, this thing you said about out of body experience, caught my attention, and I would like to hear more on this from you, please.

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