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PropertiesRe: LASBCA Removes Distressed Building In Ikoyi by Cooleasy(m): 6:26am On Jun 24
helinues:
Some areas in Lagos are actually sinking slowly

That boy Ola of Lagos former car show area, apart from the building been under the power line, a drone view of the area above will show a slanting land
Please, what do you think about the geological future of Lekki peninsula?
CelebritiesRe: Peller Pays Jarvis Bride Price (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 3:32am On Jun 22
UkoAnnang:
cheesy

Peller don drop out of Geh Geh University
grin
Even if he doesn't drop out, he will face a disciplinary panel and get rusticated cry
SportsRe: France Vs Senegal: World Cup 2026 (3 - 1) On 16th June 2026 by Cooleasy(m): 7:43pm On Jun 16
FILEBE:
laptop streaming link for the match please
Search Senegal vs France on YouTube.

But be careful to avoid simulation o.
FoodRe: Understanding The Difference Between Grasscutter And Rats by Cooleasy(m): 5:08pm On May 20
LagosOrigin:
That guy yesterday ate gutte rat prepared with pepper and Maggi

He even post pictures

Chei Tinubu, you do this one o
Bobo yen je eku ni sha grin
HealthRe: Couple Who are AS AS Genotype Ignore Doctor's Advice, Got Married by Cooleasy(m): 7:27am On May 10
bazoodo:
which means if they have 4 kids one will be ss
And the wahala that just that one ss will give them will dilute or dampen whatever joy the remaining healthy children give them. The risk is just too much.
FamilyRe: How Do I Get Rid Of A Visitor Who Refuses To Leave? by Cooleasy(m): 5:03pm On May 08
babtoundey:
I got myself into this trouble three weeks ago.

I was out of town when I received a call from a friend. We had been friends since when we were in school. Though we didn't see regularly (the last time we saw before this incident was over 8 years ago) but we conversed regularly. When he called he informed me he needed to stay with me that he had an issue with his landlord. He wasn't really explicit or straight in his explanation. When i was reluctant, he mentioned that he was staying for just one week. Okay, no problem. I said.

When i returned home, i refuse to call him because it needed my space for myself so as to be able to attend to some urgent works. The second day after the agreement was sealed, he asked if i had returned i told hime i wouldn't be returning until that evening.

This friend came with his bag very early the following day which was a Monday morning. It was after he settled in that I got to know that he left another friends house for my house. And before he went to that person house, he had been staying with another friend. Whatever reason he left that person's house, i wouldn't know. The moment he came, he started calling people (his mum, brother and girlfriend), citing my address as his current location.

My major headache is, this person had already spent three weeks and he doesn't seem ready to leave. All he does is, press phone, sleep and wakeup. He has already strained my food supply. I am hardly at home; I go to work in the morning and return late at night. I just noticed food I can't finish in two months vanished in two weeks. He uses my toiletries (bathing soap included), my hair cream and body cream.

What pains me is, he isn't coming out straight and is not seem comfortable discussing what his plans are. He only seems fixated with online business or whatsoever.

I will appreciate ideas on how to tell this friend to excuse me.
With what you learnt to be his antecedents of moving from one friend's place to another and now to yours, how are you not sure that he is someone on the run and you might be implicated as having harboured or aided him, if he gets caught?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fatal Elephant Attack Sparks Panic In Oyo Community, One Dead, Another Missing by Cooleasy(m): 8:39pm On Apr 24
Patriotic9ja:
Do we still have them in 9ja?
Yes, bro. There are still many wild elephants in certain forests of Ogun State, Yankari (Bauchi), Andoni (Rivers State), few in some deep parts of Oyo and Kwara forests and many, many in the national park in Cross River State.
FoodRe: Do You Recognise This Drink? Dubic Malt by Cooleasy(m): 2:16pm On Apr 02
Sunshine34:
Which area in ilorin bro
Tipper Garage/Tanke
Or, Challenge/Unity
Or, Gaa Akanbi/Pipeline
Or Taiwo
Or GRA.
FoodRe: Do You Recognise This Drink? Dubic Malt by Cooleasy(m): 11:37pm On Apr 01
Sunshine34:
It's everywhere bro,
tell me your location, I will direct you to where you can find it.
Please where can one find it in Ilorin, Kwara State?
PoliticsRe: Please let's Take A Minute And Pray For @sirusblack And Soldiers In Bama by Cooleasy(m): 12:13pm On Mar 26
Please, where is SiriusBlack?
CelebritiesRe: Blessing CEO Has Stage 4 Cancer (Video) by Cooleasy(m): 12:48pm On Mar 25
Malagans:
She's gaining attention now because she's a celebrity.
My mum is also suffering same , I posted it here on nairaland, but nobody showed concern.
Why is life like this?
Why are humans like this?
Please where is the link to it? Me I've not been frequent on Nairaland.
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Mr Eazi With Grey Hair Go Viral by Cooleasy(m):
ajalawole:
nothing do am. Gray hair is normal. I know some who start growing gray hair at 25. Am in my 30s and have a lot of gray hair on my head and beards, but my hair cream is helping a lot on that. You can only notice the gray hair on my beards
Okay... got it.
BusinessRe: Is Bitcoin Dead And Gone? by Cooleasy(m): 1:45am On Feb 07
Bitcoin:
I started buying Bitcoin back in 2013 when it was about $200 a piece. I'm not here to get more people to buy so it wouldn't crash, rather I'm here to tame the fears of emotional investors who haven't experienced a bear market before. Go through my post history, I've always advised people to buy and hold, been saying this same thing for over a decade now. I say the same thing when it's rising and when it's dumping. Heck, I even came out to say people should buy Bitcoin when it hit an All-Time-High of $100,000.

It's funny you say I'm trying to persuade people to buy so It doesn't crash. Like seriously do you think Nigerians as a collective have the kind of buying power to really move the needle of a $1.5 trillion asset? How many nairaland users have the expendable cash to make a dent on it's market cap? Is it the $5 weekly purchase I'm encouraging them to make that will prevent Bitcoin from crashing?

Bitcoin changed my life and that of my household. I have always said people should convert some of their life savings into Bitcoin. It's never too late to get involved today, we are still on a trajectory to exponential new highs. But bear in mind, it will never be smooth sailing. Bitcoin remains the best performing asset class in over a decade. Buy and hold for the long haul.
Bros, please do you believe in SIDRA (SDA)? Do you know about it? It seems you understand these things a lot and can read them well. Your opinion will carry weight as I am trying to learn and decide.

Thanks
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mozambique AFCON 2025 Round Of 16 (4 - 0) On 5th January 2026 by Cooleasy(m): 9:00pm On Jan 05
zeenaman:
Channel number please? Thank you
Channel 16 and 17, GOTV.
PoliticsRe: Bello Turji, And A Scores Of His Lieutenants Killed In Us Airstrike by Cooleasy(m): 5:31am On Dec 28, 2025
markjam05:
No wonder gumi has been crying up and down since morning. His beloved has been neutralised
You mean the love of his life?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia Today And Uganda Vs Nigeria On The 30th – Some Thoughts by Cooleasy(m): 4:20pm On Dec 27, 2025
Dzechy:
Looking at the various sources; the match starts by 9:00 pm. You can follow it using the link in the post; just search for the match.
Thanks very much, bros.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Tunisia Today And Uganda Vs Nigeria On The 30th – Some Thoughts by Cooleasy(m): 1:45pm On Dec 27, 2025
Dzechy:
Good morning my people. Two Nigeria matches coming up, and I think they’re worth talking about, especially the one happening today.

🇳🇬 vs 🇹🇳 Nigeria vs Tunisia (AFCON – Today)

Nigeria playing Tunisia is never straightforward. On paper, Nigeria often looks stronger, but Tunisia has a way of making these games uncomfortable, especially in tournaments like the Africa Cup of Nations.

From what we’ve seen in past meetings:
• Tunisia are usually very organized defensively
• They don’t rush the game
• They wait for mistakes and punish you

Nigeria, on the other hand, tends to play better when we move the ball quickly and don’t overcomplicate things. If we score early, it should be a good day. If not, it could turn into one of those tense matches where patience is key.

Personally, I think midfield discipline will decide this game. Once we lose shape, Tunisia will take advantage.

As for:

🇺🇬 Uganda vs 🇳🇬 Nigeria (30th)

After today, Nigeria faces Uganda on the 30th. Some people may already be writing it off as an easy game, but I don’t think it’s that simple.

Uganda usually plays with a lot of energy, especially against bigger teams. Also, this kind of match is where coaches tend to rotate players, which can affect rhythm.

Things I’ll be watching out for:
• Squad rotation and new faces
• How well the team keeps possession
• Defensive concentration

It’s a good test, not just a “friendly.”


My final take is that both matches matter in different ways. Tunisia is about focus and experience. Uganda is about consistency and squad depth. If Nigeria handles both well, it says a lot about where the team is heading.

For those who won’t be in front of a TV, some people are following the matches via live streams online — https://eventstreamhd.cam is one of the options being shared around.

What do you think:
• Nigeria vs Tunisia — win or struggle?
• Should the coach rotate heavily against Uganda?

Let’s hear your honest football opinions 👇
Please, when exactly is Nigeria's match today, 630pm or 9:30pm?
CrimeRe: Arrested Akwa Ibom Masquerade In Court (Pictures) by Cooleasy(m): 6:36pm On Dec 03, 2025
Goo0dHardDick:
Nigeria police don't have work. They are jobless.

Free that dude and let him go !

They should go after bandits instead
You mean they should go after First Class citizens? What an audacity!
CelebritiesRe: Reggae Legend, Jimmy Cliff Dies At 81 by Cooleasy(m): 11:23pm On Nov 24, 2025
Kobicove:
Rest In Peace Jimmy Cliff!

"I don't wanna dance, dance with the baby no more

I never do something to hurt now

I don't wanna dance don't wanna dance, I don't wanna dance don't wanna daaance..."
This one is Eddie Grant o.

I observe that the two men also look somewhat alike, and from the same area.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Flaunt Their Combat Vehicles (Video, Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 12:42pm On Nov 22, 2025
cutievik:
Its not Nigeria, they are lookingfor traffic. I blame the government for letting everyone get away with nonsense.
So, please where is it, bros? I will appreciate the information.
PoliticsRe: Radio Biafra And Nnamdi Kanu: A Threat to Nigeria's Stability. by Cooleasy(m): 9:37am On Nov 21, 2025
Christlike01:
Unfortunately,the guy you quoted is long dead — killed by ipob!
Bros, is this a fact or you are just joking?
PoliticsRe: Bandits Seen Passing Openly Through Kontagora LGA, Niger State (Video) by Cooleasy(m): 6:13pm On Nov 17, 2025
Bialegend:
These are terrorists. Stop ignorantly using your nigeria government narative. Check the meaningof bandit and check the meaningof terrorist and stop displaying your ignorance.
A frightening truth which most Nigerians are yet to come to terms with.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ahmed al-Sharaa Visits White House, Meets With Trump (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 10:04am On Nov 11, 2025
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Imagine how peaceful the world would have been if not for the introduction of worshiping the Sun god by Enki

They want to destroy humanity by introducting the worshiping of one imaginary being they said is living up in the sky.

The day human being especially Africans will abandon religion and focus on humanity development that will be the day we will start making a head way but until then we will keep on going in circle, fighting, killing and destroying ourselves just to massage the ego of some extraterrestrial being that wants us to worship them.
Bros, I wish you can elaborate on this Enki part because I am interested. Especially as per how it relates to religion. I know a bit about Enlil and Enlil, Annu etc but I would like you to enlighten me in the aspect of their connection to religion, or you can kindly give me links to research them.

Thanks.
CrimeRe: Boyfriend Of Taraba Student Found Dead Hours After Girlfriend Dies In His House by Cooleasy(m): 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Explanation galore....

He go explain tire,and the painful part will be that nobody will even care to believe whether he's innocent or not ..

Modified::::The dude is dead shocked. Case closed angry may their souls rest in peace.
Unfortunately, eventually it was discovered that both of them are now dead. undecided
FamilyRe: 10 Nigerian Myths Parents Still Use To Scare Their Children by Cooleasy(m): 4:25pm On Sep 05, 2025
OJUJU will catch you!!!


(Runs very fast away from the thread sad )
PoliticsRe: Army Appoints New PSOS, GOCS, Others In Major Shake-Up by Cooleasy(m): 10:12am On Aug 18, 2025
QuinModah:
It’s easy to look at the insecurity around us and assume the military generals are incompetent or unworthy of their ranks. But the truth is, becoming a general is not always about being on the frontlines fighting bandits like Bello Turji. Modern armies don’t work that way anymore. By the time an officer reaches the rank of general, he’s usually in his late 40s or 50s and has spent decades rising through the system—leading operations, training soldiers, studying strategy, and coordinating logistics.

Nigeria’s insecurity problem isn’t just a “military” issue. Banditry thrives because of weak governance, poverty, corruption, porous borders, and sometimes even local collaboration with criminals. Generals may plan and authorize operations, but without intelligence, political will, and community cooperation, those plans can fail.

So while it’s fair to demand accountability, it’s also unfair to assume these men did nothing to merit their stars. Some have risked their lives in international peacekeeping missions, others have led battalions that successfully pushed back insurgents. The insecurity challenge is deeper than just “bad generals”—it’s a mix of politics, resources, and a broken system that even the most decorated general alone cannot fix.
God bless you!
CultureRe: 10 Lagos Superstitions People Still Believe Today by Cooleasy(m): 9:15am On Aug 15, 2025
jubrilELsudan:
WHO REMEMBERS THAT YEAR IN THE LATE 80'S IN LAGOS WHEN THEY SAID SOMEONE STOLE THE BABY OF THE QUEEN OF THE COAST AND MAMI WATER IS GOING FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE LOOKING FOR HER BABY AND THAT YOU MUST PUT GREEN LEAF IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR SO THAT WHEN SHE COMES AND SEES THE LEAF SHE WILL PASS OVER YOUR HOUSE AND NOT ENTER CAUSE IF SHE ENTERS YOUR HOUSE AND DOES NOT FIND HER BABY....SHE WILL KILL EVERYBODY IN THAT HOUSE


SOTEY EVEN NTA NETWORK NEWS AND NEWSLINE AND NEWSPAPER HEADLINES CARRIED THE STORY AND TOLD EVERYONE TO PUT GREEN LEAF IN FRONT OF OUR DOORS

LOL IN MY AREA EVERYBODY PUT GREEN LEAF.....SOME PEOPLE SEF NA TREE DEM PUT IN FRONT OF THEIR DOOR
Lol. I remember, this happened in the 80s. I was in primary school at that time. Everybody was putting green leaves by the corner of our doors. Children were always afraid at night. Children who were already afraid of Ojuju. Dem come add Yemoja to it. That rumour was very strong at that time o grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: I Will Die On A Sunday After Eating Pounded Yam (Video) by Cooleasy(m): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2025
LibertyRep:
Well, mama should forbid pounded yam on Sundays in the house.
Simple!

He has given his wife expo be that nau grin
PoliticsRe: No One On Prepaid Meter Under IBEDC Has Been Able To Buy Token For A While Now by Cooleasy(m): 9:33am On Aug 02, 2025
shadelek:
It's working very well now




40 characters na wahala
Please, kindly let's know exactly how you did it that it worked very well?
HealthRe: Men Dying To Impress Side Chicks – Experts Expose Dark Truth About Sex Enhancers by Cooleasy(m): 8:38pm On Jul 27, 2025
Exceed15:
Natural foods like watermelon, ginger, bittercola, chilli pepper, tiger nuts , banana can do the easy magic . Stop the drugs
And groundnut.
And bitter kola on empty stomach in the morning. Na so your thing go dey point endlessly to every girl around you.

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