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PhonesRe: My Mtn Sim Displays "Sim Closed". by Cooleasy(m): 11:10pm On May 26, 2021
zenith4biz:
You closed it from your sim settings

Check under settings, you will see sim 1 and sim 2 activate the one closed
Your answer is like a life saver for me. I saw the same on my MTN this night and I initially thought it had to do with NIN. However, I had since linked the line and so I tried to find out further. Your post solved everything. God bless you.
InvestmentRe: Beware Of Nigeria Order Works - New Ponzi Scheme by Cooleasy(m): 6:00am On May 20, 2021
NanaVixen:
Lol! Nigerians don't listen! E don set! The website has been shutdown. Premium tears to follow suit.
They said they were doing upgrade (which they said would end on May 19), but new deposits were allowed during the upgrade while withdrawals were not going through. And Nigerians still didn't get the gist.

They will come in another form later and Nigerians will still fall for it.

Me I didn't invest a dime in it o.
InvestmentRe: Beware Of Nigeria Order Works - New Ponzi Scheme by Cooleasy(m): 5:53am On May 20, 2021
5ine:
Shay Una eyes don open again grin
Lol grin
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Living In UK Compared To Nigeria (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 9:09pm On May 16, 2021
TrickorTreat:
Cute kittens for sale.. kiss
Details please.
HealthRe: Help-hepatitis by Cooleasy(m): 11:11pm On Feb 16, 2021
Hotbutt:
@Hinere you are right. Phytoscience Stem Cell Therapy ( Double Stem Cell) Really works on Hepatitis B. The truth is most people don't know cos they tend to doubt everything but that's their own problem. They can keep sitting there while the world moves.

As a Nurse myself, I have used this Regenerative Therapy to treat several patients with Hepatitis B especially when conventional medicine and treatment didn't work at all and today they are fine. People need the right knowledge. This therapy is to be taken for a while. At least minimum of 180 days for new cells to Regenerate, damaged cells to Repair and bad cells to die off completely.

The problem people have is they don't have the right information and are not well guided on this new face for medicine.

I saw somebody comment that the video said viral load reduction is not a cure. Let me ask you? Are u a medical practitioner? Where have you heard that somebody with a Virus such as HIV or Hepatitis got cured "miraculously" without a reduction in the Viral Load first? Mind you, the patient in the video just started the therapy becos the lady gave him just 8 packs. Mind you, I use that same 8 packs to treat my patients for just 34 days if u must know. It's better some people learn to keep shut before you destroy somebody's answered prayer.

Mr Poster. Keep doing what you are doing. Your reward will begin here on earth and continue in heaven. I even use the therapy on HIV patients because it reduces their viral load and increases their CD4 count. While some are now HIV Negative.

Everyone should be informed. Everyone should read wide and stop listening to people. They even have a thread here on Nairaland where you can click to Read all about the Phytoscience Stem Cell Therapy (Regenerative Medicine).

ClIck below, Read all about it, Make Research and if possible contact the number there to be well guided and to get more info. I wish you all good health.

https://www.nairaland.com/6343890/how-phytoscience-stem-cell-therapy
Please ma, can Regenerative Medicine work on hair follicles? If yes, do you have any information for me? Thanks ma.
HealthRe: I Need Solution To Snoring by Cooleasy(m): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2021
Dynamiq:
Please on what ground is your hostility towards me and how does this intelligently address the issue raised under this topic?
Please ignore him! Pls don't reply him again pls.
U sound like a responsible type. And ur types will soon contribute to ur topic.
You can check Jumia; there's this item that's an anti snore that's sold on Jumia.
U can also randomly change your sleeping position. Snoring is less intense in certain positions.
CrimeRe: How Cyber Criminals Clone ATM Cards, Fleece Bank Customers Of Savings by Cooleasy(m): 8:54pm On Dec 27, 2020
Heavenschild:
My one cent advice, dig a hole in your compound and bury your money...That's what I do and God has been helping me...
What about if it rains with heavy flood? huh
InvestmentRe: Claim Free Etherium Fast Open For Few Hours by Cooleasy(m): 3:49pm On Sep 26, 2020
Chinedu2dope:
don't waste ur time on this, after u mine finish, dem go tell u to pay gas fee and them go Japan with ETH. its pure scam brother
And they will also ask you to find plenty of referrals before you can withdraw. And then they will scam those referrals too grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army's Campaign In The North Eastern Theatre (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 3:27pm On Sep 16, 2020
I feel really disturbed that he has not said a word since. I even wrote a private email to him, pleading with him to at least say something to put our minds at rest. I didn't get a reply, but I saw evidence that the email account was still in use and that my email was received. This happened less than 2 months ago. The odds are that he is alive but maybe he has been barred from making further posts related to this topic.
RomanceRe: Help!! I Have Been Masturbating For 9 Years Now by Cooleasy(m): 3:19pm On Sep 16, 2020
Blackurglyboi:
Please don't laugh at my English and I'm not a good writer.

Now I have come to realization that truely masturbation is the greatest addiction ever. I wouldn't like to disclose my name cause of some reasons, I would like to keep my identity safe.

It all started far back In 2011 when I was in my jss3, I have been a pretty good boy who loves making friends, I was jovial. I interact with everyone around me and everybody loves my company.

I have lot of girls as my friends ..
One faithful Saturday morning I was having a stroll and I came across a pornography film pack and it has nudes content. It was lying by the road side, I'd picked it up and had a lot at it ..

My fellow nairalanders, that was how my journey started.

I started having the urge for sex. I felt so good giving myself self pleasure, I started masturbating once or twice a week, soon I started getting addicted, anytime I feel alone, the urge comes up and I must attend to it no matter where I am.

I started downloading phonography pictures on my phone. Fast forward to the time I finished my secondary school. It come to my observation I started pulling away from my female friends and I started keeping all to myself. I got some worst to the extent I can't talk to a woman. I started losing my friends. I only had mouth on social media .

Fast forward till today, masturbation have ruined my life totally now I have been so addicted that I get it done twice a day, sometimes I feel hurt and guilty, sometimes I asked myself i I would ever get married or if I can ever love a woman. I feel so embarrassed and ashamed of myself. I do promise my self that I'm gonna leave it but the highest I could go was a week. I don't even have that urge of hitting a woman, in my area as low as 500 you can have sex with a LovePeddler, but even though it is cheap to that extent i Would rather satisfy my self.

Till this day I have been masturbating for 9 years and it's really tearing my life apart.
Now I keep all to myself .. The only two things you could find on my phone browser is narialand and different ponographic sites ...

It hurts me so much, sometimes my friends ask when would I have a girlfriend but I would reply (oboy leave that thing make we make money first woman go come ) but deep down I feel sorry for myself ...

For those who say masturbation isn't a sin, dear friends masturbation I'd a deep sin and when you're addicted to it is very difficult to overcome it .

Please I need your advice, a problem shared is a problem solved.
Bros, see this. Very clear, straighforward and detailed. I hope you and others will find it useful. Good luck: https://www.nairaland.com/2077982/side-effects-porn-masturbation-how
InvestmentRe: Make $300 Weekly by Cooleasy(m): 12:36pm On Sep 13, 2020
Lavrender:
Right now, 1 Bitcoin is #4.7million plus while ethereum is #170,000 plus. Tron is a crypto currency on the trend at #15 naira and it's still rising. I just discovered a way to accumulate Tron with a short time. You will earn over 500,000 trx or $25,000 every month, when you convert that it's worth over #10 million naira with #2,000 Tron (110).
I will be holding a free seminar to show you how to accumulate Tron. Drop your active WhatsApp number for seminar in the group before it gets full.
Bros, is it Fortron whose progress and survival is dependent on new funds from new referrals? Kindly let me know. Thanks.
InvestmentRe: Gram Free World. Real Or Scam? by Cooleasy(m): 5:08pm On Sep 11, 2020
kinsnazzy:
for withdrawal they are requesting the 16 pin number of the debit card. is it safe to give them. usually it should have been bank account number and the bank
Bros, shine your eyes o. So that you will not be sorry...
InvestmentRe: The Only Coin That Defeated Bitcoin In Price by Cooleasy(m): 5:36am On Sep 03, 2020
It's a real scam, my people. They even sent an announcement just now asking people to pay the gas fee within hours in order to receive the YFI coins.
InvestmentRe: The Only Coin That Defeated Bitcoin In Price by Cooleasy(m): 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2020
RearVoice:
A quite new DeFi coin called yearn.finance project token (YFI) has surpassed the price of Bitcoin since yesterday. At the time of redaction, one YFI token was worth $14,685 versus Bitcoin’s price of $11,868, a situation called flipping in the crypto world. It had risen some 1,400% in one month.

One YFI token is now worth $19,512.89 (N7,560,120 naira ) Wow!

The Awesome news is Yearn.Finance(YFI) will be having an Airdrop, where they'll be distributing Free 0.05 Yearn.Finance(YFI) tokens worth 956 US Dollars(N370,411.76 Naira) each to everyone that Participates in this Airdrop.

All you need to Participate in this Airdrop is Just a Telegram Account (Download Telegram From Google Play and register for free) and a Yearn.Finance(YFI) receiving address to receive your free YFI

To get the Yearn.Finance(YFI) receiving address (Download "Trust Wallet" from Google play and create a Wallet for Free) then Click the "+" Icon at the top right corner of the app and search "YFI" (Note: the blue Icon) and click on the stuff to the right of it to add it to your Wallet.

In Telegram Make sure you go to settings and create a Username (e.g Tochi1978)

After you've gotten both your Telegram and YFI receiving address, Click on this Link

https:///yearnfinance_bot?start=r07147773920

It should open up in the Telegram app

Click "Start"

When asked, input your Telegram Username(for example: @Tochi1978)

Then Click on "Wallet-Withdraw"
(To get your receiving address to input here,Open your Trust Wallet app Click on the Yearn.Finance icon that you added to your Wallet, you'll see "COPY" click on it to copy your YFI receiving address)

Paste your Yearn.Finance(YFI) address

Done. Easy right?

Yearn.Finance will Distribute Rewards(0.05 Yearn.Finance(YFI) $956) to each participant on "September 05" 2020

To sell YFI tokens for Cash, Convert It to Bitcoin and sell or keep for more increase in Value if you like.

Don't miss this opportunity.
(1) your link is not working. I had to go to Telegram to find my way round to get to the YFI telegram bot
(2) you did not mention the fact that an ETH gas fee of between 0.001 and 0.003 ETH is required before one can receive the YFI airdrop. It is important that people be made to know this o, so that they won't think it is so easy or totally free, and so that they will be able to prepare.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Akinnuoye-agbaje Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by Cooleasy(m): 9:28am On Aug 22, 2020
Hndrrxxx:
WOW

This man is 53 already shocked shocked
Happy birthday!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️



The guy is good �
Wow! Agba ti de. I didn't know that he is up to 53 o. I like his role especially in Pompeii.
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Babangida Laughing At Mamman Vatsa's Wedding In The 60s (photo) by Cooleasy(m): 2:21pm On Aug 17, 2020
LEXYLOV:
It is unfortunate that many reply from this topic seems from people below 40yrs old at least. But its better to ask the elders who familiar with this historic incident and get the facts, before commenting. It was clear case of setup by ibb, against his bosom friend vatsa, vatsa got trouble with ibb and Co when he counter the dimka coup that assassinated murtala Mohammed, in 1976, and he was the tribunal secretary that sentence dimka and Co to firing squard. Don't foget, M G Bisalla was ibb boss and dimka was more close and intimate to I b than vatsa as a point. However, ibb was also part of that 76 coup and was safe by the same vatsa, even after many evidences link ibb with the coup and notably when he was task to expelled and arrest dimka at radio Nigeria Lagos be then he let him escape. Vatsa was threatening by ibb clique for mobilized his battalions from east to quell the coup and ever since he as been in a very black book of ibb clique. He actually resigned from the army because he knew his stand when ibb overthrown buhari. But ibb refused to accept his resignation and keep him in the army by force, when he was trying to leave and concentrate on his poetry job, he was frame up with bitiyong and co, and evidence emerged as a setup. Even MG Charles later confess, and many senior army office later testified after ibb booted out of power. Just a shot of the story it's long I can't tell it all, hope this bit help to shed some light.
Very interesting. Sir, I would like to learn more on this from you. Would pm you sir.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Will Come To My Aid by Cooleasy(m): 8:36am On Jun 25, 2020
Twinkletwin:
life have not been easy sir but I was able to survive due to some good souls that one helped with 1k and the other helped with 5h I appreciate and thank them sincererly
I lost both parent the same time so its all on me to Carter for my young one and myself but no job no work no hope no money but I have a business idea I wish to open to survive on but no capital to start so hunger depression and suicidal thought is just my friend please no amount will be too small for I really need help sir
may God be with you
I have seen your email notification. But I think you should edit your post and remove that 'suicidal' from it, after which we can talk privately.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Will Come To My Aid by Cooleasy(m): 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2020
Twinkletwin:
welcome sir
How are you right now? What is the situation with you now? Maybe you can inbox me if you can't say it publicly. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Will Come To My Aid by Cooleasy(m): 6:11pm On Jun 23, 2020
Twinkletwin:
Btruth Experience285 69Ansour69 coputa please they have lift my ban this is my account number 310 as 8574 as 507
hello!
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Cooleasy(m): 12:11am On Jun 07, 2020
keentola:
pacesetters??
Yes, Pacesetters. Pacesetters is a series or brand of interesting African novels that were popular in the 70s and 80s. I don't know whether they can still be found these days.
PoliticsRe: Bodejo: The Fulani Will Rule Nigeria Forever Because They Own It – Miyetti Allah by Cooleasy(m): 8:31pm On Jun 06, 2020
keentola:
“A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading.”

If you're looking for ways to update your library with good books, you can contact me.

Notable books I have in my library:

Soldiers of Fortune by Max Siollun
All Chimamanda's books
Ben Okri's books
Dan Brown's
Munroe, Osteen, Benny Hill and other Christian authors.
Books on civil war.
Books on self-development.
Books on Politics and Philosophy.
Autobiographies and Biographies.
Rare Books

You can get these ebooks in minutes.
What about Pacesetters?
TravelRe: Lockdown: Inter-state Travelling. Share Your Experience. by Cooleasy(m): 4:15pm On Jun 06, 2020
geloorrrrdd:
Can you reply your mail please?
Okay I will, soon.
TravelRe: Lockdown: Inter-state Travelling. Share Your Experience. by Cooleasy(m): 9:13am On May 20, 2020
holax4real:
If you are driving u v no problem all the way to lbadan but I will advise u dont go through epe ijebu ode road cus of numerous cops on that axis. U will meet like 3 roadblocks on ibadan iwo express way just prepare to tip them.
If u r goin on public transport, u will get bus at Berger the drivers know how to deal with d cops. When u get yo ibadan u will surely get bis goin to iwo at iwo road, monatan or iyana church. Remenber their is total lockdown in osun on fri,sat and sunday
Thanks and God bless you.
TravelRe: Lockdown: Inter-state Travelling. Share Your Experience. by Cooleasy(m): 3:21pm On May 19, 2020
Does anybody know about movement between Lagos and Iwo or anywhere in Osun State?
PoliticsRe: Ba’a Idirisa Killed! Muhammed Yusuf's Son's Death Divides Boko Haram by Cooleasy(m): 10:00am On Feb 28, 2020
YorubaKinging:
I don't believe it
They are still planning massive attack in lagos state
I'm sorry for lagosians
Hello bros. Can you kindly throw more light on this please?
CelebritiesRe: Emily Faye: Adunni Ade With Her Mother On Sick Bed (Photos) by Cooleasy(m): 4:03pm On Oct 17, 2019
Omojudy:
Only someone who has lost a loved mother will understand this thread. It makes me remember my mother today. Hopefully this mother would get over this Ill health.

To my mother:

GONE BUT STILL HERE!
After dad’s passing, my mum was able to save up and build a place of her own. I had graduated from college and married Uncle Ex within the time. Seemed like things were beginning to look up for mother now.
 She registered for French classes and joked about studying a big named course affiliated with physics(can’t recall now the name). She got all the right promotions at work too.
 Then her medical condition worsened.
 You do recall that mother had the SS genotype…… Sickle cell as we all know it? I had gotten used to her sporadic medical attacks. She got used to injecting herself after dad past on!


 But this time was different. She got admitted at the hospital frequently and she would tease that the hospital room was her hotel room.
 When she clocked 50, we had a big party in her honor. It was a beautiful event. I have the pictures to remind me of so much selfless love. 
 She never cared for pity. I remember her teasing her changing body stature saying it’s only the traditional blouse and wrapper that could camouflage her weight loss for the party. 
 Friends and family came from all over the nation. Home cooking was done and I do remember grandma trying to inspect the pot of Ogbolo soup then missing her step and pouring it all down. She started to lament about it and my mother replies her “who sent you?” Hahaha, they had one of their famous quarrels. One funny thing my grandma used to do, she calls her children their names affiliated with a “Sister” or a “brother” prefix. 
 Her health continued to degenerate. She had to stop work. Nonetheless when Uncle Ex absconded, she travelled all the way to my base to try mediate. I wept when I saw how fragile she was. 

Every journey she embarked on then led to her being admitted in the hospital and having blood transfusions. She began staggering in her strides. Yet she stayed strong in Spirit.
 The doctors couldn’t diagnose anything out of the ordinary Sickle Cell anaemia at this point. Someone suggested she tried traditional herbal remedies, she did take a few and began speaking about going to some traditional healing home. She spoke to me about it and I discouraged her with words similar to “you may go there and get healed or not but get some demonic possession and go to hell when you eventually die which you would, so is it worth it?”


 Well she went not and continued with medical science methods. One day I did dreamt that she died. I narrated it to her and she did reply “if I die, I die”. Oh did I fail to tell you she was Born Again
 I remember the last vacation I took to spend a week with her at home. We had fun of some sort. She loaded my head with advice. She had the habit of writing letters of advice to me at important events in my life, the way her dad did to her too! I have carefully preserved the one she wrote me on my graduation from University. I laminated it and I re-read it sometimes. Back to that vacation, her mum was with her (actually she stayed with her till her last breathe, through admissions and all. She had to be forcefully prevented from catering and partaking in the funeral), we shared meals, jokes(she loved to tease me and I didn’t like it much).

She would call me “dotty” like making it sound like she was saying something was dirty in pidgin English while insisting she was trying to coin it from “sonny” which is a pet name for a son. Then when I play scrabble with an elderly neighbor of hers and I get defeated, she would laugh at me unending. I don’t like being laughed at! I REPEAT, I DON’T LIKE BEING LAUGHED AT!

 I was back to my station many weeks later when mum calls and says to me “I was sick since you didn’t check on me”. I didn’t realize she had broken down again and I had been so wrapped up in my separation from Uncle Ex that I kept to myself. A few weeks later I was called that she was re admitted. I travelled to be with her, oh I do remember the day I travelled was the same day the court clerk and I served Uncle Ex divorce papers in his office.
 She was in the ICU, diagnosed with kidney failure, a dialysis was planned.
 She was asleep when I came in, on seeing me, her face lit up(she always had the biggest smiles) then she quickly says “ let’s make up” and me I still had the mouth to be making long speeches and saying “I never had anything against you, I just didn’t like the way you shout”. Haha. Ain’t I a clown? She then shows concern about my marital challenge wondering why Uncle Ex wouldn’t tow the Christian way of reconciliation. I assured her that I was fine.


A Dialysis 
Dialysis was scheduled for a few days later. I was gainfully employed then but not my brother. When mum heard the dialysis cost, she tried to persuade us not to go ahead with it. Well I assured her that she was more Important to us than money!
 She was put to sleep to have the dialysis done. After it, she was released to us still asleep. We returned to the hospital we were using but she didn’t seem to wake up after a considerable long time and we became scared. Eventually she did wake up but she woke up exhibiting traits that she didn’t manifest before the dialysis and she couldn’t talk to explain how she felt, she could nod though.
 She was later moved to a more comfortable ward and put on oxygen. I spent the night sleeping by her bedside. She would wake up and be concerned about me. 
 I had to return to work soon. She had one more dialysis before I left. I remember telling her goodbye with a hug, promising to return in a week time.
 That was the last time I saw her alive as I received a call few days later to learn that she had died.

 I left work instantly, texted Uncle Ex who had been avoiding me for months, he took me to the motor park and I do remember that was the last time I shared a hug with him. Even his parents who had been mean to me, called to express their condolences.
 The funeral was a quiet one, a Will was in place, everything sorted out, services and food then after everyone had gone, the reality of the quietness dawned on me.
 Good bye mother. I will forever miss you. 
 No advise for today. Let me cry today. Cry alone.
Very, very touching. You had just had a wonderful experience with an extraordinary human being. Maybe you should also publish this piece under DIARY section. If possible, in more details. I would love to read it. And I can relate with your experience. May God give you happiness, make you a success and continue to be with you. Amen.
PhonesRe: Stop Using Whatsapp If You Care About Your Privacy by Cooleasy(m): 1:03pm On Oct 17, 2019
CollinsWeGlobe:
Doesn't work, bro.
Can you please explain exactly why you said it doesn't work?

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