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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by coolie1: 8:15pm On Feb 29, 2020

maynation:
You think I am not happy? Ohh.. you expect to start calling Klopp out?
Through all ups and Downs... we are reds. Through all thick and thins... we are still reds. Shaking no dey.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by coolie1: 8:11pm On Feb 29, 2020

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Family › Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by coolie1: 3:51pm On Feb 04, 2020

missimelda01:
Oh wow, I'm playing assistant jesus because I know porn will ruin his life. I don't know how you raised/want to raise your child but encouraging pornography is a NO NO for me. I'm sure there are better ways of managing the hormone thingy and I'm ready to explore other options.

what's the better way huh?

rape. or why don't you Bleep him yourself to stop his masturbating habits

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Family › Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by coolie1: 3:43pm On Feb 04, 2020

missimelda01:
So because I don't support a 16 year old boy watching porn I talk like a child? You are the one who has a shitty mentality.

not viewing things from two or more perspective shows childish tendencies, I imply you understand what the boy is going through before acting like a child

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Family › Re: I Suspect My 16 Years Old Cousin Watches Porn. by coolie1: 2:12pm On Feb 04, 2020

missimelda01:
I was going to use his phone for something then I noticed some pornography sites in his browser, aside that he makes some funny moves like skipping school and just being home alone, hiding when pressing his phone and lots more. I tried convincing his mom to search his phone but this boy cleared everything, now he gives me this funny attitude. I want to catch him red handed and report to his dad, but I'm not sure if that's the right approach.

you talk like a child, I think it's because you are not male so you don't understand what he's going through. at this age his hormones is so raging that even a look at a woman his penis would become erect and that porn is his only remedy. Please leave that boy alone masturbation never ruins anyone in time before 18 to 19 he would get over it at his age now it's impossible to talk him out of it or discipline him it won't work

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Investment › Re: Make Profit Daily Trading Volatility Indices $$$ by coolie1: 1:42pm On Feb 04, 2020

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Travel › Re: Cows Dead As Lorry And Bus Collide In Lagos (Photos) by coolie1: 1:46pm On Sep 17, 2019

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Gaming › What's Your Take On FIFA 20 Ratings? by coolie1(op): 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2019

this year ratings are soooo terrible, this is the worst rating I have ever seen in any game, to show you how terrible this year's ratings are just look at this mustafi rating it increased upon how everyone knows mustafi is the worst defender arsenal has ever seen, he is even higher than Maguire, neymar is still 92 upon how he did not play anything throughout last season, firmino is 86 huh

and fabhino the most impressive player in Liverpool midfield is still 85, lewandoski the second highest goalscorer last season was decreased, this year's ratings was made to favour barca players I swear if you think I am lying please check it out yourself, how did Sergio busquets get 89, alba 87 the best left back in the game, while there are likes of Robertson, alba, Kyle walker, please I can't talk much its making me get more angrier, drop your review below

Sports › What's Your Take On FIFA 20 Ratings? by coolie1(op): 2:57pm On Sep 10, 2019

Romance › Re: Groom Ends Up Eating Bride's "Makeup" While Kissing Her (Photos) by coolie1: 2:52am On Sep 09, 2019

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Romance › Re: Help!!! I Do Not Love Her Again by coolie1: 4:50pm On Sep 01, 2019

you have options for two asses, and you want to choose only one huh

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Celebrities › Re: Braless Lady Joins Olamide's #PawonChallenge. 2face, Others React by coolie1: 11:06am On Aug 31, 2019

2baba said so we can preach to them grin

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Sports › Re: Me, Laca And Pepe Are Like Mo, Firmino And Mane - Aubameyang by coolie1: 3:16pm On Aug 23, 2019

just mane is better than everyone in arsenal frontline

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Gaming › Re: Switching From Fifa To Pes PS4 by coolie1: 6:52am On Aug 06, 2019

Dathypebruv:
Empty skull wey you get

I've played both,and I'm opinionated to say FIFA issa bae

you are one of the heaviest liars I have ever seen those that have tried both even if they choose FIFA they have very high respect for pes because of how good it is, I know those type of people because I was like you once, saying how would pes compare itself to FIFA but when I tried it just once due to I lost everything in my FIFA account, I found something better, trust me bro try it once you would see for yourself

Gaming › Re: Switching From Fifa To Pes PS4 by coolie1: 8:18pm On Aug 05, 2019

Dathypebruv:
It's a NO-NO from me

I can play FIFA till Oblivion comes

Dathypebruv:
If you see truth no shame to talk am
FIFA is better than PES

Dathypebruv:
It's a NO-NO from me

I can play FIFA till Oblivion comes

all you dumbheads never really played just one game but just started hating it from start, please have sense try pes just once and tell me the truth, I have played both and I think pes is better please try both before you talk

Sports › Re: Van Dijk Finally Dribbled Past As Liverpool Star's Epic Record Ended. by coolie1: 3:10am On Aug 05, 2019

messi fans right now

Sports › Re: Van Dijk Finally Dribbled Past As Liverpool Star's Epic Record Ended. by coolie1: 3:09am On Aug 05, 2019

by Jesu's :oby impossible

Sports › Re: Van Dijk Finally Dribbled Past As Liverpool Star's Epic Record Ended. by coolie1: 3:07am On Aug 05, 2019

if neymar can't, Ronaldo can't, messi can't, mbappe can't, know that jesus can

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Sports › Re: Check Out Nicolas Pepe First Tweet After Joining Arsenal by coolie1: 8:59pm On Aug 01, 2019

me still wondering who gave arsenal money?

Celebrities › Re: "I Was 15 And I Was So Stupid" - Adekunle Gold On When He First Asked A Girl Out by coolie1: 4:48am On Jul 26, 2019

me asking myself how did this get to front page

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Sports › Re: Juventus Signs Matthijs De Ligt For €75m Until 2024 by coolie1: 1:46pm On Jul 18, 2019

obembet:
Juventus Football Club announces the official signing of Matthijs de Ligt from AFC Ajax, having penned in contact with the Italian champions until 2024.

Juventus Football Club announces the official signing of Matthijs de Ligt from AFC Ajax, having penned in contact with the Italian champions until 2024.

Here is the official statement:

Juventus Football Club S.p.A. announces that the agreement with Amsterdamsche Football Club Ajax NV for the definitive acquisition of the registration rights of the player Matthijs de Ligt has been reached for a consideration of € 75 million, payable in five financial years, and additional costs of € 10,5 million.

Juventus and the player have signed a 5-year contract of employment until 30 June 2024.

Source: https://m.allfootballapp.com/amp/news/Headline/DRAMA-ENDS-Juventus-sign-Golden-Boy-Matthijs-de-Ligt-for-%E2%82%AC75m-until-2024/1577790

you are also using all football app lol

Sports › Re: Messi Named Best International Men's Player At ESPY Awards. by coolie1: 10:18pm On Jul 12, 2019

Beverlyjean:
ESPY awards is organised by ESPN... And every pundit knows ESPN is pro Messi... If u watch their pundits, they worship Messi , he can do no wrong, do ain't surprised... They defended his whoeful performance in the Copa and also dependent the 4.0 drubbing by Liverpool

true, especially Craig and that Mexican guy

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by coolie1: 7:45pm On Jul 06, 2019

I see people typing onuachu, what of ola aina that no 3 position, that guy was the worst player of this match, he is super horrible at defending no wonder Chelsea sold him

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Sports › Re: OFFICIAL: Manchester United Sign Aaron Wan-bissaka From Crystal Palace For £50m by coolie1: 1:44pm On Jun 29, 2019

what a player, for those of you guys doubting this guy talent just go to YouTube and watch his tackles, you would be amazed.

I don't really see what man u is seeing in that longstaff guy, he plays like a low budgeted mc tominay, please man u have sense oh sign quality midfielders like ziyech, van de beek, Bruno, stop claiming master scouts oh

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Sports › Re: Reza Parastesh Pretended To Be Lionel Messi To Sleep With 23 Women by coolie1: 8:13am On Jun 26, 2019

what messi does every match

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Sports › Re: Reza Parastesh Pretended To Be Lionel Messi To Sleep With 23 Women by coolie1: 8:08am On Jun 26, 2019*

don't the girls know that messi can't perform outside spain wink

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Phones › Re: Glo Free 1gb On Signup. Daily 125mb by coolie1: 1:49pm On Jun 21, 2019

what's the name of the app

Sports › Re: We want Mbappe! - Real Madrid Fans At Hazard's Presentation by coolie1: 9:59pm On Jun 13, 2019

real Madrid have the most disrespectful fans in the world, I pray next season they fall lower than man u

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Romance › Re: What Are You Angry About In Life by coolie1: 3:01pm On Jun 12, 2019

cy4eve:
keep on searching

are you sure with this attitude you would find anyone?

Family › Re: Candace Owen: I Learned That Feminism Is A Scam, It Tears Women by coolie1: 9:21am On Jun 12, 2019

J111333:
This one don chop better dic*** and has suddenly realized the difference between six and half a dozen.

lol

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