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Romance › Re: ★Award For Various Famous Romancelanders (2014)★ by cooljoe(m): 10:23am On Dec 15, 2014

Unibenstudent:
story for the birds of the air,the animals on the land and fish of the seas.

wateva u say boss

Romance › Re: ★Award For Various Famous Romancelanders (2014)★ by cooljoe(m): 9:00am On Dec 15, 2014

Unibenstudent:
cool Joe-greatest cassanova ever liveth

if only u know aw I klose I am to misogyny, u won't type wat u typed

Romance › Re: ★Award For Various Famous Romancelanders (2014)★ by cooljoe(m): 8:45am On Dec 15, 2014

misshoree:
Iceberylin suppose take award o

every single tym I c ur comment on every thread my heart leaps 4 joy. Ts lyk I was given a Christmas present, before Christmas. Lemme even follow u sef

Romance › Re: I Don't Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by cooljoe(m): 8:38am On Dec 15, 2014

Dis fyn geh called cuteemma, dat u mouth na fire o

Romance › Re: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by cooljoe(m): 10:10pm On Dec 14, 2014

Now wen I look at mrsbreezy's dp, I really wish we was an item

Romance › Re: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by cooljoe(m): 9:59pm On Dec 14, 2014

ronald4lif:
I was thinking mrsbreezy and cooljoe are an item? getting confused hehe

okies, 4 d records, she(d aforementioned mrsbreezy) nd I, r not datin, not in d virtual nor real world. But we flow so well, t luks dat way. We cool like that

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Romance › Re: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by cooljoe(m): 9:47pm On Dec 14, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Oh Lord.

wat is t

Romance › Re: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by cooljoe(m): 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Sigh

speechless

Romance › Re: Suspected Romancelander Who Might Be Dating Out Side Nairaland by cooljoe(m): 9:43pm On Dec 14, 2014

dechandel:
Errmm, i'm sorry for the misconception. I think those two are playing mind games with each other

Mrsbreezy will explain better

interesting

Travel › Re: NIS Discovers 144 Illegal Border Entry Points Into Nigeria by cooljoe(m): 9:30am On Dec 14, 2014

But y wee anyone wana illicitly enter Nigeria sef?

Romance › Re: Wat do you like/luv most about ur patner.Cum in and let's chat. by cooljoe(m): 7:35am On Dec 14, 2014

Amongst oda tins, dat gal smells gud always, I min always #hugeturnon

Literature › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by cooljoe(m): 9:41pm On Dec 13, 2014

standd:
Lol
I think you deserve a kiss.
But you have to wait until Seun creates a special section for kissing and boinking
So we can kiss in private

hmm, oga Seun no even do dat kyn tin, strange little fella he his, reminds of Rumpelstiltskin, jst a more modern nd finer version. A kiss in private, now dats wat m talking about

Literature › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by cooljoe(m): 9:31pm On Dec 13, 2014

standd:
Okay
Before I kiss you, answer these questions:

Are you light- skinned?
Do you have money?
Can you cook?
Are you a virgin?
Can you give me your Credit Card pin?

Let's start from here

waow, al dese 4 a kiss, hmmm, wa wee happen if I asked u to take me to bed? I'd probly have to fast 4 a month or two, ryte. Well, lemme givet a try. Lyte skinned, naa, pahapz I'd jst put a pic so u'd c. Money, hmmm, dats relative u know, davido is rich to d average Nigerian, bt jst ok to someone lyk mikel obi, bt naaa, I no get money jor. Yes I can cook. No m not a virgin. I use an atm card, nd yes I can give u d pin probly becos dere aint no money int. Derez same money int sha, bu I'd still give u d pin, whoeeva can cum wit dose sweet words u write in dose poems, earns a tad of my trust

Literature › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by cooljoe(m): 9:07pm On Dec 13, 2014

standd:
In this part of the world, all I see are frogs
Even if you turn to a prince, you will go ahead to kiss another gal, then turn to a frog again.
You see, I can't help you.

dearest, all generalisations r bad(including dis one). Aw I wan work d work wey no dey? 1st give me a try, den u judge

Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜ by cooljoe(m): 8:35pm On Dec 13, 2014

I 4 lyk register o, bt I have no boo

Politics › Re: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by cooljoe(m): 8:12pm On Dec 13, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Haha Naija is home lol that's hilarious.
Okayyy if something happens to me it's all you then is it?

don't worry, no harm will befall u

Literature › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by cooljoe(m): 7:52pm On Dec 13, 2014

standd:
I heard in Naija, you kiss a Prince and he turns to a frog

well, den t wee den follow dat if u kiss a frog, he will turn to a prince. Pls make me a prince

Politics › Re: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by cooljoe(m): 11:05am On Dec 13, 2014

MrsBreezy:
I dunno . I really don't want to die or have any traumatic experience

lolz, really ts fyn. U won't die, ur not Hades bound, ur cumin home baby. Naija is home, nd she wee b glad to have u, I wee b glad to have u. Wat u worried abou, u gat me

Politics › Re: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by cooljoe(m): 10:42am On Dec 13, 2014

MrsBreezy:
I dunno . I really don't want to die or have any traumatic experience

lolz, really ts fyn. U won't die, ur not Hades bound, ur cumin home baby. Naija is home, nd she wee b glad to have u, I wee b glad to have u. Wat u worried 4, u gat me

Politics › Re: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by cooljoe(m): 10:25am On Dec 13, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Hahahaahhaa it's all over. I knew it.

bu u would still cum ova, won't u?

Politics › Re: Buhari Declares His Assets On Facebook by cooljoe(m): 10:25am On Dec 13, 2014

OrlandoOwoh:
He takes only 10% of his pension as a former Head of State.

nd m sure hez still way far boxed dan hez telling

Politics › Re: Buhari Declares His Assets On Facebook by cooljoe(m): 10:03am On Dec 13, 2014

No disrespect intended bt dis jst can't b true. His pension as a "General" of d Nigerian army alone, couples wit dat of bin a former no1 citizen, haba mana

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Fruit To Eat In Public by cooljoe(m): 9:20am On Dec 13, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Haha I would not eat a banana in front of any one. Unless I chop into smaller pieces...

awwww, now wat fun will dat be?

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Fruit To Eat In Public by cooljoe(m): 7:46am On Dec 13, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Banana

cooljoe, would u lyk to watch mrsbreezy eat a banana? Yes pls, cooljoe would very much lyk to watch beautiful mrsbreezy eat a banana, perhaps in public, perhaps in private

Literature › Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by cooljoe(m): 7:40am On Dec 13, 2014

standd:
Tanchu
And yes, it's touching for real.
You can close your mouth now, or you want a kiss

yes o. I want a kiss, will u give me one?

Romance › Re: Most Girls Proving Expensive by cooljoe(m): 6:55pm On Dec 12, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Why y'all fellas such haters tho

babes u lukin sexy o. So so hawt, my darlyn dear

Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies After Marriage More Than Guys? by cooljoe(m): 12:10pm On Dec 12, 2014

Cos unlyk men, women tend to have an "expiring date"

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