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Abuja, PH nd Lag, dats where most peeps wana serve, male or female. Where else remain for naija?

MrsBreezy:
Haha this is only physical midear. Lol it gets worse...

E be as e get?

hmmm, so dere r plenty more aspects we r yet to c. Waow, I'd b nice to c ur abstracts

MrsBreezy:
Long hair.
Ginger hair.
Ugly feet.
Dark lips.
Men with pimples.
Men with long nails.
Ugly bushy eyebrows.
Small lower body and a big upper body.

na wa o. Dis ur list ehen. E b as e get

MrsBreezy:
Positive.

gud mornin my fineapple, hope u slept well. I ran a google search on him, dam, he's so fine nd his wifey too. No wonder khadi is such a looker. Beginning to get an idea of hw y'all roll. Wassap, hw u bin. Bin a yle

LesbianBoy:
Obasanjo seems to be happy snapping with davido and that video vixen cousin of his. Anyways, why won't he be, davido's dad is RICHER than obasanjo 100 times!

no reason am o

D number's not saved. I have d 11 etched in my medulla

hatux:
Bro' soccer full your head o... You go get pitch for head?

lolz. Me na football fanatic na. Dis ur signature sha- me sef dats aw I was just sittin down doing nothing wen I got arrested for impersonating d President

m.goal.com. nairaland.com. Google. soccernet.com. livescore.com

Sarimah:
start wat na?

ur mata ehen

Sarimah:
hmmmmmm

u don start baa

D chick I "openly" admire on NL is Sarimah

I saw most of dose xters/people on discovery channel, a programme titled d "d real superhumans". Stuff was really amazing

marieolae:
She took d wrong genes

if she tuk d money making acumen of her father, den my dear she tuk d ryte genes. Of cause we know her father dint get her mom becos of his looks. Money not beauty makes d world go round

zappyj:
Who release this one from Yaba left? Only you they fight yourself for this thread.

na ur papa sister mama dem release for yaba left. Ode

rhymz:
There is no how anyone can watch both Osofia and Saka and then come off with the conclusion that Saka is a better Comic, how?

To be honest I have never found Saka funny, the MTN I don port thing is an advert concept from advertising agency that found Saka a useful tool to announcing how easy a non mtn user can switch to mtn, not necessarily because Saka was a better comedian.

Osofia on the other hand is a natural, all a director need to do is have him in his film and it is comedy. Don't tell me their comedy has cultural backdrops cos I can speak and understand both igbo and Yoruba fluently yet Saka is not anything close to being the best Yoruba comic there is. .... The likes of Baba Suwe will edge him out in a comedy film any day.

ur even more stupid dan I tort. wat a waste of sperm. If u mum had known, shey she for just drink d postinor u grandfather gave to her. U dis product of rape, no go fine ur mate. Ode

O, d maths don start already

Sarimah:
U can compare Genny to somone like omotola not Tiwa




Genny is preetier,hotter and classier

n more talented, nd more popular nd richer sef

saasala:
I gathered Seun Osewa has a crush on Linda. Seun, sorry o, Linda is taken.
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I found this somewhere and thought to share it here

Aye Dee is powerful and Linda needs a powerful guy in her life: By powerful I dont mean physical vigour, I mean he has influence. This guy single handedly shut down the biggest blog in Africa. This guy is so powerful he made headlines overnight in Nigeria. Influential women need such powerful men in their lives.

They are both good looking: Omo, sincerely, Aye Dee is freaking handsome; have you seen his photos? Linda doesnt need introduction,we know she is gorgeous, to be a model no be beans nau. They are going to have very goog looking children. Tell me, who doesnt want his kids to appear in indomie advert?

Aye Dee prayed for Linda: Even though he shut down the blog, this guy went to twitter to pray for Linda. A man that believes in his wife so much that he prays for her is what every lady needs. If a man prays for you, he loves you and wants the best for you.

Aye Dee is IT savvy: Do you know why Linda's blog doesnt load fast, sucks your MB and look not-so-good? Its because Aye Dee is missing in her life. Aye Dee is an IT expert, a web developer and a business man. If these two get married, Linda will rule the world and together they will shake the whole internet, thus becoming one, if not the most influential couple in Africa.

They Love Each Other: Yes they are in love. Aye Dee was stalking up Linda for good four years because he loves her, why would you stalk a woman for good four years if you dont love her. This dude went as far as shutting down her blog just to get her attention, imagine.

Upon realising that Aye Dee Loves her, Linda started developing some feelings for him. In her post "Between Linda Ikeji and Mr Aye Dee. The real shocking storyl" Linda used these strong words to stylishly reveal that she loves him: "he was my confidant", "He was my anchor", "It was about love turning to hate because he felt I’d abandoned him after I became big", "It was something deeper, very personal and maybe even more dangerous. Some would call it obsession"

Linda, biko, please, joor, forget about your biggest crush Tyler Perry who just impregnated another woman and stick with this guy. This guy fine and clean pass Tyler Perry abeg, and if its because Tyler is from yanky, shebi Aye Dee is in New York too.

Aye Dee, abeg, propose to this gorgeous, intelligent, submissive, funny Lindodo sharp sharp o, because guys no they smile at all o. As soon as them guys realised Linda is falling for you, they have started making moves.

BY David Dida Tella,
Co-Founder, w w w . g u a v a y a . c o m

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dem no born am well make e fine or clean pass Tyler Perry

rhymz:
Yeah I know, but..... Hey the boy friend you gave that Rolex hope he has not broken up with you yet .... Cos that will be a case of day light robbery if you let him break up and still keep 6.7million naira.... Now I see why this Boi here is all over you like white on rice, he is probably hoping to get a car gift if he finally lands you ..... Lol

I sure hope u aint talking about me. U spoke abi wrote rudely nd offensively to me d 1st tym. I let t go, cos I quoted u wen in all sincerity t was no biz of mine. Let t pls stay dat way, if howeva u fil ur iron balls r tough enof, den display dat pathetic side of urs one more tym, nd den u'd c a not-so cool joe

foxxynik:
Tot diz gul was ur bestie's gf....what d *uck are doing toastng her?

pls who is "my bestie". Can't remeba toasting her? Well tank God ts just ur "tort". B f*ucking careful wat u f*ucking say to me #dumbassmodafucker

Sijo01:
Op, is it what's poping out from his mouth you discribed as 'smoking hot' or his appearance? I don gerit.

dats a perfect use of double entrende. D smoking hot myte b for d pic or d ganja/cigar/wateva hez smokin. Take ur pick

M ryte here baby

MrsBreezy:
lmaoooooo...even sudan teaching us football...oh where re the keshi loyalist? ?

tort u dint lyk football?

Sarimah:
Mayapop....supermatins.....cooljoe.....richommie

fine gal nominates me, now m feeling fly

Logicalmindy:
Tsk tsk

c ur head nd hair like tsk

djeezy:
that saka jus get fame from that etisalat and mtn advert. Osuofia don tey for the biz. A better actor. I don't think any comedy act can outshine his performance in Osuofia in London.

dat guy is doyen. Nobody near am. He was made for comedy.

djeezy:
Osuofia is better. You cannot compare them. Saka is no match for him.

in fact, dere's no one in nollywood wey rich am