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Sarimah: Ateke and Asari

u wey know. Icelanders nd Greenlanders. Ormor ph dat year sha. Ph my ph. Sarimah, u luk dam edible

MrsBreezy: Ha yeah they do... I try to be very nice about it tho...

yeah, dats d most important. We dated, now we exes, wonda y can't be cool. I trust a gal lyk u wit ur free flowing swagger nd easy going demeanour, to make dem hapy even yle breakin deir hearts

MrsBreezy: Oh yeah. Top jerk.

I don't mean to be I'm just very ... can't find the right word.

lolz, I have an idea wat u mean, somtyms dese tins do happen

MrsBreezy: Haha okay let's talk about relationships. My relationships are usually good. Except for one. Usually end up on a good note except for one. I'm friends with all my exes except one. Have never been dumped so I've had to do all the breaking up . Any thing else?

I'm not on my bed yet hehe and I'm having Chinese

lolz. Except for one, m sure ur talkin about ur first, d one u term a jerk. So ur always d "heartbreaker" abi

MrsBreezy: Tis no biggie. You get used to it...

Anyways what you doing?

notin jare. Just here tryna get u to talk abou ur r/s, but I c ts samtin u don't wana talk about. Hwz u nd dat ur luvly bed? Hope dere shall b no seduction nd funny play dis night

MrsBreezy: Nope. He's not.

waow, r u holdng up

MrsBreezy: Hehe well y'all have fun innih

tanks plenty. Wat about u, his he close by?

MrsBreezy: Lol ain't nobody got time for complication...

Yeah I guess

How's the bae?

she's good. She's gun for a party, she may come back, and sleep over, and who knows, mayb

MrsBreezy: Hehe yeah mehn. Complication isn't the best

yea bae t does more harm dan gud. Bt ts al g sha, aftal ts roses r found amongst thorns nd ts d test of fire dat maketh fine steel. Just do ya best, nd know a fair chance for given

MrsBreezy: Lol I amnt cute though really

Hmm it's complicated

o yes u r. "Ts complicated", o bae, I've been there before. Somtyms ts like dat

MrsBreezy: Lol yeah there is

I knew t. Ur just to cute to b left alone. So is t a physical tin or ts deeper dan dat

MrsBreezy: Yes I am I'm married to Chris Brown.

lolz, I know u r. M askin if dere's anoda asides ceebee

MrsBreezy: Hehehe yeah

Yeah I'm reading lol its woah. Y'all have so much courage no lie...

Sure thing

lucky dem. So r u dating right now?

MrsBreezy: My life used to be more 'fun'. Lol when I got rebellious and I didn't want the classy life anymore

okies, now I tink I begin to get d picture. D wooing challenge is on, and d gals r doing gud, but m feelin quite lazy nd tired to read, guess ama just chill here wit u

MrsBreezy: Hmm there must be something specific you'd like to know...

My life isn't very interesting haha just boring and normal. Well now it is

your last paragraph/sentence, I don't understand t

MrsBreezy: Haha I can't wait to come over. Sham summer everyday like wooop...

Hehehe we thank God. Lol what would you like to know?

I'd like to know everything dats interesting

MrsBreezy: Hahah it's only cause you're nice. I'm actually really mean to people I don't like.

It's sunset here now. It's so cold. Y'all complain too much. Some fellahs told me 16 degrees is cold in Nigeria just no.

Hehehe well we'll just have to see don't we

ts d/f strokes for d/f folks. We in niaja r used to a certain temprature, so 16 myte b regarded as chilly, yle ts natin in Ireland. I just feel good dis nyte, guess d mood swing pendulum is on d right side. Oya come and gist me about ur love life

MrsBreezy: Neither can I

topic got blocked, guess dey got tired of our derailing. Tanks to her for tinkin me a nice fellow, nd many tanks to u for sayin nice tins dat made her tink of me as nice. Mayb I am nice. Ts a chilly night here in Naija, I just have a gud feeling ts gona b a gud night

Unibenstudent: Ateke Tom is the leader of the Niger Delta
Vigilante, an ethnic Ijaw militia in the Niger
Delta region of Nigeria. In August 2007
following days of gun fights between
various militia groups and security forces in
Port Harcourt, Ateke Tom wrote to the
Governor, Celestine Omehia, requesting for
amnesty in response to an offer of
clemency and rehabilitation the
government had offered to militia who
surrendered

nicely said/written. D name Ateke dey evoke fear for ph dat year. Even tee now sef, only b say amnesty don settle ground small

MrsBreezy: Awh I'm sorry. We didn't talk about you much. Lol just facts. I showed her your picture(the old one). And I told her you're my main G in nairaland. And some stuff

lolz, okies. Aw did u get a hold of my pic? Dint know dps could b saved. Eida ways, hope u extolled my virtues nd down played my vices. How was ur day in general, have u had dinner? Any plans for d night? Cum gist me jawe

MrsBreezy: Obviously you know hehe but I just found out like two days ago lol #Nigerianthings

Amebo is not good ooo

somtyms ts necessary, esp in tyms like dese, wen my curiosity is at ts undying peak

MrsBreezy: Haha no it's not. That's simply stating facts hehe

So you want to be doing amebo (my dialect tho ) issokay na

lolz, I know wat "amebo" is, almost everyone does, and yes o, I want to do amebo

MrsBreezy: Haha fine boy things

So why do I get a salutation?

as u know wan tell me wassap na(ur keeping me in d dark). Which fine boy, dat flattery we talked about. How's d evening going?

MrsBreezy: What does ' I Dey cut cap for you' mean.

take a peek at my dpee nd u'd get a clue

MrsBreezy: Awh no now I feel bad... I only said nice stuff I promise.

Hmm well I don't know how to help you stop tripping

I dey cut cap for u o. I trust u.

MrsBreezy: Haha I'm not going to tell you at all

Hmm well happy tripping I guess

so ur just gona leave me hanging like dat, dats so not fair. Happy tripping, dats all u have to say to me?

feyif: Die~hard One

lolz, me too. Die-hard, yes, but also quite realistic. Nd yes fine gal, Arsenal is not gona beat d blues come sunday. Hope marieolae has bin passing my mssgz across

MrsBreezy: Lol why you tripping tho...

Hahhaha she doesn't but I do

even me sef, I dunno y m tripping, wat I do know howeva, is dat m tripping. Ok, if u don't wana tell me here, u could send an e-mail

feyif: Time For Revenge Boys, C'mon Don't Disappoint

o Lawd of mercy, feyif is here. Bin waitin on/for ya, quite a yle. R u an Arsenal fan?

MrsBreezy: Lol it's lipgloss hahaha I've never done my eyebrows before lol

Haha what are you hooked on ooo competition for what?

Never ever ever hehehe

u luk grand. Awww, m tripin o, even wit my laces properly done. M hooked on u. Tell me jare, I know kind Nissi won't mind one bit

MrsBreezy: Lol her ears only sorry...

And Hahahah allow we are super hyper after McDonalds so shhh

waow. Wow. I lyk ur lyte make up. D lipstick is so on point, nice eyebrow too. U got a broda hooked. Pls take down dose pics, before all d oda NLz cum c 'em, I can't handle d competition. So won't tell me even small sef

MrsBreezy: Lol shhhhush that girl is like my little sister. She's beautiful tho. Amazing personality too

Hahah I missed you oo nissi and I are talking about you actually...

And shall I post them here. And it's only nissi and I. Khadi isn't there sorry

yes dear, pls by al means do. Hmmm, wat r u telling nissi?