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MrsBreezy: You can have as many hugs as you want

nd u promise m not gona get lynched, kkk style

MrsBreezy: Yaaay #highfive

y give a highfive wen I can get a hug #deresdatnerve

EroticAngelina: mtchww

just tryna pick on u ma'am. Ts just nairaland, nothing personal

MrsBreezy: Awh no. I like you

ts a mutual thing bae

MrsBreezy: Nah lol eryybody knows you're my main G

lolz main G becos we r always derailing threads baa

MrsBreezy: :O you're the Main G. There's no competition for attention.

now dats flattery straight outta d top drawer

EroticAngelina: meaning??

meaning exactly wat u read

EroticAngelina: Lol, OK u are forgiven

eroticangelina, pls nd pls, stop derailing this thread, pls

MrsBreezy: Lol then it's all arranged then

most def. Seems ur having plenty of male attention, I can't compete, so m off

MrsBreezy: Sigh. Don't worry ill pass the kiss on to the bae for you.

ts ok dear, I'd gladly take d kiss via her

MrsBreezy: Haha what if on the rare occasion the coin lands on its side?

nd again, I left a loophole, which u exploited. If t so happens dat way, I'd just have to accept my ill luck #wadayathink

Sarimah: yh I am

okies, so where in dey garden city do u reside, fine geh

MrsBreezy: Haha Ehm always saying I'm pretty and I'm a star and I've nice lips push lease

110% truths. Lets flip a coin; Head- u kiss me, Tails- I kiss u

MrsBreezy: Hahah I'm not flattering you. I like the way you think.
Haha lies youre always flattering me

haba, oya cum gee me one instance wen I was guilty of flattery

MrsBreezy: Hahah oh yeah God obviously wanted to save all those poor lobsters. That was the point of the whole movie.

Only u could think that hehe

hehehehehe. Now she wants to flatter me, samfin I'd neva do to her. #sonotfair

MrsBreezy: Pleasantly? Hahah I thought it was a bad thing?

nothing is gud or bad, ts al abou perception, d sinkin of d Titanic, was a miracle to al d lobsters in d cheff's kitchen.

MrsBreezy: Haha thank God for my lips

yea yea, ur get out of jail card. With al dat innocence written al ova ur face, hmmm, m pleasantly surprised

MrsBreezy: Lol sounds like I'm in trouble. Okay.. Ill be waiting.

even if u r, gals wit lips nd luks lyk urs neva stay in trouble

MrsBreezy: Hahah old papa. Hmm it's an advanced version of paracetamol if u catch the drift.

lolz. I fink, m beginning to understand wat u talkin about. Hmmm, now dats quite something. I'd send u a mail, in t, I'd speak my mind

MrsBreezy: Hmm Ehm I used to have good relations with "Molly" #ifyouknowyouknow

lolz. I don't have a clue wat dat is?

MrsBreezy: Haha oh God Ehm

Well let's just say not too long ago I was very immoral and a little promiscuous.

o babes, u catch d drift. Ur gettin dere, bu ur just gona gee me a little more something dan dat. Just a little bit more

MrsBreezy: Lol so basically I'm bread and egg. Or rice and chicken. Nice hehe

heeheheheh. Tell me ur one fin u haven't told anyone else. Now dis is quite tricky, cos ts lyk a semi-secret of sort nd yet samfin vague enof so as to b posted on a forum like dis

MrsBreezy: Lol I am now food?

o yes u r. Ur protein, carbohydrates, vitamins, all in one #oneheluvacombo

MrsBreezy: Hahaha nah I don't agree.

I will thank you. What will you be having?

I'll be having u

MrsBreezy: Maybe a little bit. I don't understand it tho

Hmm yeah mehn making some garlic toasties now

bae we both know u'd have a flock of admirers on ya trail, bu if u decide not to speak on t, c'est la vie. Okies bae, enjoy ur dinner

MrsBreezy: Omygosh I think I'd be so cool loving in China.

Lol attention? Hmm im not getting any attention

dats not one bit true. Bu m gona pass on dat. Have u had dinner?

MrsBreezy: Well it shouldn't really matter to you anyways. You live in China

lolz, china ke, t'd take a lot of fiscal temptation for me to even think of living in china. Hmm, so how u coping with all d attention u gettin from nairaland male populace nd d male populace in reality

MrsBreezy: Yeah I understand. You're going to have to let the bodyguards do their jobs. 'll be fine

I'd wouldn't b comfy wiv al dem bodyguards around. U know how they say two is company, nd three is crowd.

Sarimah:

owfa na, where u go hide. Shey ur now in ph?