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MrsBreezy: Wrapped in bubble wrap with another girl

I guess if d roles were reversed, I'd b jealous too, bu den aw else m I gona ensure no harm cums to u. U c my dilemma bae?

MrsBreezy: Hehehe I don't play smart love hehe only stating facts

Really? If I was your gf I'd be hella jealous

jealous abou wat?

MrsBreezy: Hahaha you have this uncanny ability to forget you've a gf. Ill pass her the bubble wrap.

lolz, d galfrnd wee b gud. Hmmm, ur playin smart on me baa, so well done

MrsBreezy: Hahha so I should wrap u around myself is it?

o babes, u jst have dis uncanny ability to know exactly wats on my mind

MrsBreezy: Awh you're so nice

Well thank you. I trust your word. I don't need to be getting bubble wrap now do I?

heheheeh, u won't b needing dat. Me, myself is bubble wrap enough

MrsBreezy: Excuse me... last I heard girls are still missing... I like my life. I'm not prepared to die yet lol

Hahah I trust I'd be safe with ya stars are very precious

beyond precious deary. I was not responsible for any of dose missing gals. I'd be responsible for u, and u have my word, u'd have a gud time

EroticAngelina:

c as u dey tackle everybody. Ur cute though

MrsBreezy: Haha I actually am so scared to come to Nigeria. Lol I'm getting bodyguards and the whole ish like no lie that place scares me. And there's no WiFi shoooot me

Yeah sure I'd love to learn all about thy fatherland. What's ijaw? Oh yeah mehn come chill with me and give me a while tour guide.

we have al ya nid in dis beautiful country called Nigeria. Nd ur safe with me bae. No harm, nt even one strand of hair on ya body wee b tampered with

EroticAngelina: WOW! U think i did it for fame? Y did i bother even replying u? U are jx like all other guys that dnt understand nd accuse a gal of seeking for attention. Nd i rly dnt blame u. Its in ur genes.

u get mouth sha sha

Expiration

MrsBreezy: Lol did u really just compare me to a star? Looooool that's funny.

Hehe of course I like you... I'll come chill with you's next summer.

simile abi is t metaphor aint eva been my strong point. U b scared of coming to ur fatherland. T'd be a delight to have u. U have quite a bit to learn abou Nigeria as a whole, nd d ijaws in particular. T'd b nice to b ur tutor cum tour guide cum side kick, etc

MrsBreezy: Lol thou has to use her iPad everywhere es muy uncomfortable.

Hehe do you? I like you too

lolz, do u? liking u is like loving a star...ur bright, luvly nd amazing...d only problem is that the distance is so far.

MrsBreezy: Haha sure thing

where has thou bin. Missed u much. Shey u know I like u a lot

Jst as msjanet has said, let us all take a chill pill pls

Sarimah: She's cute

ur d cutest

MrsBreezy: Hmm sure of course.

Hahaha we can always move on to bbm tho. Or we can keep derailing even though I feel a bit mean. Making our own thread is a bit cringy. We should find dead threads to derail. Keeping both parties happy.

keepin both parties happy, I think we could do dat. We'd pick em "dead threads" in turns. Let's start with dis one 1st

MrsBreezy: Hm it's not an easy topic lol so allow. Believe me he's a biitch

well, I have to hear his own side of d story, before I can conclude(audi alterem patem - d oda party must be heard). I was thinking about opening a thread for just d both of us, but t occurred to me dat dose whose threads we've derailed will step in nd derail ours. So let's just kip doing our tin, #wadoyatink

Respecting

marieolae: I love loyal by chirs brown actually

yea, ts a c ul song, but t was actuaLly released decemba of last year, technically rulin t out from contention. But ts still a supa dope track

marieolae: Let's hear your favourite song of the year so far!!!

wiggle by jason durelo, nd if I may add, loyal by chris brown

I miss everything about her, everything. What an angel of a girl

MrsBreezy: Hmm no he's the only ex I hate. I'm besties with the rest. To be completely honest he deserves to be hated.

what did he do, dat makes d hatred deserved?

Nairaland seems to permit every type of thread nowadays

MrsBreezy: Hahaha hmm sure that's what you'll say...

Hmm would you rather go to the past or the future and why?

the future pls, for t holds so much promise. D past, hell to no, d past is past

san316: H¤m¤ alert!!! Take cover.

say wat u want, think what u may, what do I care

MrsBreezy: Haha it's only cause you're easily impressed

naaa, even if I had a fastidious nature, u'd still impress me. Got a qstn for me?

MrsBreezy: Hehehe Ehm my phone. Then I'd be able to call 911

smarty, u kip impressing me every minute

MrsBreezy: Haha nah mehn you're the bae of course. And since u like my lips so much. I shouldn't deny you.

Hmm then id slap my bae OmichealO hehe

dats kul. I'd gladly kiss u too. Bae, so if ur to be stuck in a desert, and your allowed to carry just one thing with u, wat will t b?

MrsBreezy: Hahah well since you asked

Kiss - cooljoe
Hug - MrCork
Slap - lol slap myself. I don't want to feel the wrath of a Nigerian

heheheheh, so if I dint ask, I wouldn't have gotten d kiss uh?#cruel. Now I fil lyk I don't deserve t. Hmmm, u must slap someone o, don't worry, u have immunity

MrsBreezy: Hmmmmm chocolate...

Apart from the basics of course...Ehm WiFi Omygosh I'd die and my phone (even though I don't have one now), ipad, kindle, tv.

heheheheh, technology gal. Okies. Three nairalanders, u have to kiss one, hug d oda, nd give one a resounding slap. Ur ansa. #plselecttokissme

MrsBreezy: Two things I can't do with my lips or two things I can't do without?

Lol yummy? Haha so my lips are like food?

yes o, yummy lyk chocolates. Two fins u can't do without generally. Let 'em lips b