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MrsBreezy: Mwaaah hehehe goodnightso I had to beg u from dusk to dawn for a kiss from dose lips #totallyworthit |
doctorofgirls: pes 11haba bros, dats lyk so 2000 nd late. Anyway, enjoy. M on some fifa 14/15 nd pes 2014 ish |
MrsBreezy: Whose lips do.u want oodey r our screen idols of yesteryears. Men, u know she's got a pair of lips to die for. Bu m alweady dying for urs. Would u kiss me goodnyte? Pls |
doctorofgirls: I went to play soccer on gamewhich one u play. Me na egbon for dose kyn fins o |
MrsBreezy: Meagan good is walking sexx appeal she's beautiful like damndaam dat gal is fine as in FINE. Even for nollywood, all my favs r oldies, Pete Edochie, Olu Jacobs, Joke sliva, Liz Benson, et al. D actin of dese newbies leaves a lot to b desired |
MrsBreezy: Lol instagram and Twitter hehehe isho johnny, my luv for dat guy is depp(dip). Wat an actor. Funke try sha bu before she go dey lyk numba 20 for my list of favorites, wen I don mention dem Helen Mierren, Jodie Foster, Meagan Good nd co finish |
Idowuogbo: Kuwaiti dinar! If you get am,I go post front and back here.d kuwait dinar, aw dat money get value pass pounds me no understand o |
MrsBreezy: Annnnnd were back with hashtags...I agree wiv u intoto. Wen t cums to liquor, dose berlins boys r ill. Favorite actor nd actress...? Yes bae #iluvhashtags |
MrsBreezy: Haha they'll eat bacon and cabbage well before they come... and drink Guinness kmtbu men, dose irish know how to hold dere liquor sha. B/w dem nd d germans, I wonder who is d better party wen t cums to beer. Well, if I told u d fins I was capable of, #uwouldntbelieve |
MrsBreezy: Lol Ireland will probs lose...naaa, m lyk jekkly nd she's hyde. Bu m a gud tease sha. Sometimes I like to hide her inhaler so d neighbours think I'm a stallion when they hear her panting "give t to me. Ireland wee win, cum tomao |
MrsBreezy: Omygosh tell your gf I said hiiiiiiiiiiii and a smiley face and I'm sure she's beautifulshe's beautiful(in my opinion of cause) nd annoyin in equal measure. We get along fyn sha. Tomorrow she go get d smiley face, ryte afta Ireland(shey dats ur location) defeats Georgia in dere Euro qualifier |
doctorofgirls: ur girl wanna know if her lips are robust or fittedmy girl ke. God of my forefathers, cum nd save ur son. Shey u want make oga ceebee wreck my law career before e even start. Well, dose lips, I comment ma reserve |
MrsBreezy: Lol not sleep as much... my bed is just too seductive likehmmm. Indeed, u lyk tv wella. Dis one wey ur bed dey sexy lyk dis, hope say na jst sleep dey take place untop. Or has ceebee visited of late. #obiter, my galfrnd says hi, she talk say u b fyn geh o, say ma greet u |
doctorofgirls: ask cooljoe nahoga doc, weytin qstn u want make she ask me |
MrsBreezy: Awh nooI coulda bet my last quid u'd mention ceebee. U do luk lyk a gal who lyks to sleep, reminds me of a certain Amanda during my high skool days. ts kul sha. So ur favorite tv shows would be...? |
MrsBreezy: Awh I'm sorry... it wasn't even the tiniest bit fun?no bae, t was so devoid of fun, I tort was writing one of dose boring law exams. Tell me ur hobbies |
MrsBreezy: Awh nooo I love talking to you... I don't even know what woman wrapper means...d feelin is mutual bae. But don't lyk d way u sent me on a wild goose chase |
MrsBreezy: Thing is yeah... I'm after doing the surgery... the lips are gonelolz. U try well well. C as u don turn me to woman wrapper finish |
MrsBreezy: In your imagination... Hahahamay I get d kiss now. |
Idowuogbo: I hear you sir! I go try ya method tomorrow as per say tomorrow na sabbath day.gud e gal |
MrsBreezy: Hahaha maybe they were too busy in your imagination toono dey weren't jare. Dey CHICKNED OUT |
Idowuogbo: Na my own una dey see. No b jeje I dey my lane wey craze woman pikin dey quote me?me ma c am na. Bu u ma knw say no b "fire" fire service dey take quench "fire" na |
MrsBreezy: Lol you should have brought a friend to take the pics hehehebae, in my hour of need, al my frnds abandoned me. I pleaded nd pleaded, wiv djeezy nd naijaboy to cum wiv me, bu dey chickened out nd who can blame dem, considering d tasks involved. Bu I fort my fear, tuk a bold step of faith, went alone nd I survived. Nd now, al I want is ur lips |
Idowuogbo: And who b dis demented id1ot? U b farano? If you quote again hen, may the Gods of thunder strike you.u nd dis ur bad mouth |
MrsBreezy: Hmm what's that thing they say on nairaland...babes, m breathless. Bae, who takes a pic wen locked in do or die battle wiv an alligator. My battle wounds is evidence enof. My breath is beginin to cease, nid d elixir of lyfe dripin forth from ur lips |
MrsBreezy: Lol really? Then go on this outing and come back... the lips will be waiting for u..babes, I'd wrestled an alligator, murdered a rock, climbed mount Kilimanjaro wivout an oxygen mask. I did fins Hercules would duck away from. T wasn't easy bae, but t was worth t. Tired as ayam, wiv al d injuries nd fatal wounds I sustained, al I can say, pls give me a kiss from dose lips nd let my dying breaths b at ur feet |
djeezy: I'm your first friend. Welcome.wayo boy. U don start abi |
msjanet: Hi guys ! I just joined today and I hope to make good friends here .I lyk to welcum new NLders, esp wen dey r fyn gals lyk u |
MrsBreezy: I don't want to hurt u lovebae, u kant imagine d amount of hurt I'd be willing to bear for dose lips. Even an outing wiv d gestapo don't scare me |
djeezy: Yea true. You're really old here.gud e boy |
MrsBreezy: Lol they aren't... they're square, tooo big, and feel like rocks so I doubt you'd want to be kissing them.o bae, try me nd c |
Op, u try sha. If fyn pple dey open dis kyn thread, even dou e still dey somehw, man fit understand. No b wen, infact ma jst lock up |
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