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Dats 3 in a row for d best female tennis player in a long long yle. Duly deserved |
marieolae: djeezy will always be my no1 thosleep |
AbuMikey: Well, She's really pretty.if u fink her present dp is cute, u shoulda seen d predecessor, u for "trip" wella. D gal fyn garn |
marieolae: omg!!!! You got it!! Everything is true. I'm speechless. Thankyou so. Much. I dnt know wat to say.. Thanku thanku thanku thanku!!! Mwahisn't t way far past ur bed tym. shey u no go go sleep. Wey djzeey dey sef. Dem don dey ova trip for her o |
djeezy: Yea. just saw it. Will reply.aii. I don dey snore sef. Ma water for face |
Show luks lyk ts gona b drugs. Wish say I dey peetown, I for attend. As e even kukuma near where I dey stay. Anyway, gudluck wiv d show. #makeunanocosgoslowo |
O ph my ph. My one nd only garden city. I rep peetwon from cradle to d grave |
djeezy: okay. so do you wear it?did u get my mail? |
MrsBreezy: Of course hahahaii, m giving u very big hug bae. Slip tyte. Blessed week ahead |
MrsBreezy: Hehehe yeah you've kept me company toogotta go to bed now. Me get early duty tomao. Sleep well bae. Can I hug u? |
MrsBreezy: Lol then make me some French toast with strawberrieshahahaha. C hype, fanks anyway. O bae, once again, u kept me company al dae, nd ts bin fun derailing dis thread. Aw can I say thank u enof? |
MrsBreezy: Lol my brothers will eat eat...I dint make t for em. So d whole family is in Ireland, dats cul. U guys must b well to do. On a scale of ten, rate my luks #nowurondspot |
MrsBreezy: Ew haha sorry I don't eat them food... so ill just stare at u...o baby, so all 'em dishes, wats gonna happen to 'em |
MrsBreezy: Hehe yaaaaay hehehe I'm not a kid tho :pc ur mouth. Abeg ts pounded yam nd ewedu soup dat I wee prepare for u. U nid every ounce of energy u can get to kick off d week |
MrsBreezy: Hahahhahaha what about everyone elselolz. Wish I could. Kant blame 'em, if u were my kid, chances r u'd b my favourite too. If I make u breakfast in bed tomao mawnin, promise u'd say a simple thank you wiv a broad smile edged on dose dreamy lips, nd nt burden me wiv qstns lyk "aw did u get to Ireland", etc |
MrsBreezy: Hehehe that's like picking a favourite child...lolz, I was hopin u'd say dat. Well my favorite nairalanders- I lyk tracyorez nd her "hun" ish a lot despite al dats bin said abou her. Got a crush on evegran, bu she no send me at all. Idwo nd borntofuck r down-to-earth, nd dats wat I lyk so much abou dem, dem no send u at al. As for u, I comment my reserve. B/w u nd I sha, I fink I'm my parents favorite child, thou dey wee neva admit to dat openly |
MrsBreezy: Lol of course ill have youok bae, now I get. Seems lyk u spent a lot of tym o nairaland, who r ur favorite nairalanders? |
MrsBreezy: Hahaha I'm a smalliehmm, t wee be my pleasure to be ur tour guide, dats if u'l have me. No I haven't watched d vid neida can I remba d song, lost my luv for beyonce plenty of years ago. Wiv al due respect, u luk kinda snobbish, nt in a disrespectful manner sha, bu in an introvert kind of way. A girl who prefers to b left alone. So tell me abou dis way u talk, which u obviously back up |
MrsBreezy: Lol what's ijaw?I dint c d mail na. So no way to know wats in t(ur age I presume). Ijaw is d lingua franca of d riverine Nigerians. Ur signature, pls explain t to me, u do ur walk nd talk...? Don't understand. Nd yes ur pretty, weda or nt u believe or lyk t |
MrsBreezy: No problem, I think.I'm a nice person heheheo yes u r. Nd jovial, nd smart nd pretty. Bu t wasn't so nice flaunting ur language prowess. Bu no pee sha. I go speak ijaw for u |
MrsBreezy: De nada, pienso soy una persona muy simpaticatruth b told, I don't understand a fin. English pls |
MrsBreezy: In fact when I remove them in the surgery room... ill give them.to you to give your gfaww dats so generous of u. I'd foreva me in ur debt #muchgracias |
MrsBreezy: Hahaha he hasn't saved anyone so he's hardly a heroheheheheh. Deres always a debut nd nd d first fin he's gona save r dose yummy lips of urs |
MrsBreezy: Iron mannope, I'd be URman |
MrsBreezy: Thou art here hehhetort u was gun. Gud news for d day, bradangelina finally do d long overdue. So hapi, I luv dose mortals. If I was a superhero who do u fink I'd be? |
MrsBreezy: Turkey? Chicken?hey fineapple, where has thou gun to |
MrsBreezy: Turkey? Chicken?she had a TWERKY. I lyk to b d brains behind d jab. |
MrsBreezy: Noooooo jeez you'd get caught...hahahah, u no sewios. Gat my alibi spot on, d defense of alibi is absolute. Wana guess wat miley cyrus ate on thanksgiving day? |
MrsBreezy: Ehm if u were gonna kill someone... without getting caught.. how would u go about it hehehelolz. I'd hire a professional to do d job. Aw would u go abou t? |
MrsBreezy: Don't know where river state is lol sorryokies. If ur to ask me one question, what will t b? |
MrsBreezy: Oh Awh I've no idea where that is...hmmm, Port Harcourt is d capital of Rivers State, one of d top states in Nigeria. 2 ke, now dats being annoyingly modest. Ur somwhere b/w 5.5-6.5 #jstmytwocentsthou |
MrsBreezy: Omygosh I've a friend in Abuja hehehe three now since we're friends... riiiiightlolz. If u say so. But majority of my tym is spent in port harcourt. On a scale of ten, rate ur luks |
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