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NNU0000:
Ronaldo has a name for everything he does:FREEKICKS:Fenaldo SCREAMERS:Screnaldo Header: Airnaldo Bicyclekick:Bikenaldo Tap in : Tapnaldo International Trophies: Internaldo Penalty: Penaldo and finally as the G.O.A.T. that he is, Goatnaldo

mohd001:
pls my people I need ur help on this:

it happened that I decided to switch my way from real soccer to virtual this morning. I spent almost 9k with a countless number of ticket bet, but I didn't win.

I was angry and sad seeing some people winning beside me.

is there anyone who play virtual well here who can give me some guide

Librakid:
Vee doesn't want to eat owo soup and starch
She calls it shit

CallMeAthena:
Maybe Erica is a high profile olosho.Apart from that killer smile,babe's got nothing to offer.See as she's changing men like diaper

DownChelsea:
las las everything na scam.

VickyRotex:
Yes maami, I am

But give to Corbin and Tendyjohn first, their face don red pass my own

maggilove:
Hey people, is anyone hungry?

Dew04:
would have spanked you. But I have a heart of gold

Poseidon000:
I dey Abj.

Poseidon000:

StubbornGENIUS:
Yes,just like Dew said.As many times as you want even.I'll be a girl for the rest of the day for this...

StagethemTVee:
A lady on a date with her boyfriend in a diner kneels down to propose marriage to him with a ring and gets a yes from him. This bold act from the lady which coud have gone south but ended up successful got a very loud applause from other people in the diner. Ladies, would you do this? and guys, would you say yes?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxWxuyWOTaM


Lesson learnt. Just do it. This new week we progress nairalanders. Happy new week.

Lalasticlala, great week to you and all MODs

Poseidon000:
Hehehe! That's quite a personal question, but think I'm in the mood to talk today

In all candour; I once visited a brothel after I could no longer stomach the taunts and insults of my hommies claiming that I'm impotent for not having sex or girlfriend at 24yrs of age. All attempt in making them see reason that I'm fine, just that I'm stolidly apathetic to the sex and relationship thing, fell on indifferent ears, cos they know it's not out of religious scruple, nor could they fathom how a full fledge man will stay that long without sex.

I baited them to bet 300k with me and they fell, being so sure of themselves. We went to a brothel and intimated a chap on our intention, so she would be the judge for an incentive of extra cash. Just after she took off my clothes and was sliding the condom in, I had a pang of realization on the cost implication of what I was about to do on my health.
I stopped her and she looked at me with bewildered confusion and tried to entreat me to continue. I understood. Told her she can keep the cash we gave her.
When my guys got wind of the development, you need to see the sense of triumph of ”I told you so” and the rapturous excitement that rented the air.
I told them i can't do it with a prostitute I don't know her health history. We offered sex contract online with medical test among the clause. You would be surprised the number of ladies that enlisted. Hehehe
Well, we finally selected one sweet chap from Lagos, had her brought to Abuja and we did a full medical test.

Long story short; I did the 'do' and won the bet to the chagrin of my guys. at least, I got paid handsomely for breaking my celibacy. Lol

Froshloaded:
Ozo is a fine boy, thanks to his complexion

Dew04:
I see...
You weren't here to entertain me.

Dew04:
you haven't explained that 'mad oo' phrase...

Dew04:
this was my oppurtunity to get something from corbin
Yes, you can change it back

StubbornGENIUS:
Go to "Edit Profile", you'll see gender.Male,female and empty space.

Dew04:
my gender