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please I need someone to drop that picture in which the person's scrotum is been banged

Sent sir

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OK thanks

How can u get it to work with my infinix hot 2 running android 5.1 cos I've tried it nd it seems not to work??

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The guy wan hirer trailer wey go carry am go aba..... God help us sha

I read it nd it was actually inspiring...... thumbs up op..........

I read it nd it was actually inspiring...... thunbs up op..........

Pls I need an honest answer ASAP, who drops most winning tickets??

The first question a reasonable person will definitely ask is 'WHAT CAUSED THE BREAK-OFF'

Trash!!! ........Spits

There was a write up I did on how mtn deducted my 150 unjustly, here is the link https://www.nairaland.com/3628059/mtn-it-again
A nairalander (jidesm) read the story nd commented that I should pm him my contact which I did.
I was very wowed to discover that my precious #150 has been refunded.

Thumbs up jidesm

Thanks seun for the BC
Cc. Lalasticlala

This is not a five seater

It all started on Saturday early momo oo around 12:00am I dey vigil naso I talk say make I do my night browsing as I dey do am (sent 'night' to 131 500mb for #25) as I dey checkout YouTube videos for a project I embarked on, naso I just hear one stupid alert 'u have successfully subscribed to....' I no mind am I think say na dose ones wey go talk say make u send shii to 131 to complete the sub I no know say na true oo, I did not mind the message continue browsing until I started seeing EPL.... Arsenal etc messages I just quickly went ahead to check my balance.... Lo nd behold my beloved hard earned #100 is gone , I sweared for them in my mind.
U guys won't believe I was unable to get common #100 to recharge since that Saturday. I started ajo of #100 yesterday till my mum gave me #20 to make it complete.
Joyously went to iya Chioma to get mtn #100 quickly load it nd first of all sub'd for whatsapp monthly 50mb for #60. happy that I'll be able to do my midnight browsing again... Sleep catch man, man no get choice woke up around 5:00am was checking out how to manage my etisalt stark VPN cheat naso another message enter oo the remaining #50 was gone.. Now imagine how painful it is.... The funniest part was that I called their CC last Saturday nd almost swear for dem, the lady begged me nd told me she would cancel all the subs.... Here it is again my hard earned #50 is gone


Mind u, u might be surprised y I'm lamenting over common #100 nd #50 Buh remember I'm a student nd coping in this recession period hasn't been easy nd I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person going through this, just that they see it as too small Buh for me its very biiig I mean veerryyy bbbbiiiiggggg.

Seun please help me make sure they hear about this

Madness in disguise.... Thank God say i get time well well today

Dem too wan dey claim Jewish be that oo

Eeyha.. Buy wait y are FTC so busy today?

Tundephish:
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Baba I saw the booking number here on This thread. I'm hiding nothing sir

Abeg I no understand that game, Shey u fit put me through??

Obikush:
Baiano, 1 Divisao

EC Bahia BA - Jacobina BA

2/1...

Stake 500 and Karri 10k

D option no dey bet9ja
Time - 10pm

Una go drop something



Kush

abeg I no understand Wetin 2/1 means??

femzysticks:
interpretation of tongues is a gift of the Holy Spirit...

tongues also is not an earthly language but a spiritual language..

you need to be highly connected to the spirit to understand (when you have the gift)

not interpreting plane text...

the meaning is not certain..

when we speak in tongues.. the Holy Spirit intercedes for us. that is He prays for us. telling God our heart desires and worship...

so the meaning of that at that time may not be be meaning later..

it takes men of the spirit to understand things of the spirit!!!

are u sure u know what u're saying?? cos my bible never at any point in time told me that the holy spirit intercedes for me whenever I speak in tongue. well let's check
1 Corinthians 14:14 For if I pray in an unknown tongue, my spirit prayeth, but my understanding is unfruitful.
1 Corinthians 14:22 Wherefore tongues are for a sign, not to them that believe, but to them that believe not: but prophesying serveth not for them that believe not, but for them which believe.

also

1 Corinthians 14:27 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret.
14:28 But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.
and finally

1 Corinthians 14:4 He that speaketh in an unknown tongue edifieth himself; but he that prophesieth edifieth the church.

back in school, I was the gentle type when it comes to rules nd regulations so my teachers knows me for that Buh my classmates knows the original me.......... if my name enter noise makers list I fit go to court of appeal cos my teachers know me Buh my classmates go con be like 'ahhhh excuse me ma, na Samuel shout pass ooo' me go just comot leave them to chop cane

I was so surprised when I saw the rock (@therock) post on his IG Page. it's a clip of Aki real name Chinedu Ikedieze with d caption " i'm laughing way too hard on this"
Below are screenshots

This gal need serious help

This has needs serious help

Oga oo

bestestgirl:
This Is The Correct Name Of This Popular Nigerian Fruit

Most Nigerians and indeed Africans, call this delicious fruit 'pear'. While that is not totally wrong (because it is also popularly known as 'African bush pear'), the actual name of the fruit is 'the safou'.
It is native to Africa and very rich in vitamins. Its botanical name is Dacryodes edulis and the tree is evergreen.
So the next time you stop by the road to buy roasted corn, just ask for some delicious safou
(disclaimer: I am not responsible for whatever follows that request)

just checked my dictionary nd there's nothing like 'safou' dere, I could only find 'sajou'

OgaInnocent:
I was at the point of garnering momentum to make this compilation before I saw Pastor (Daddy) Adeboye's stand on the injustices meted out on Nigerian Christians recently. According to him: "I will not seek vengeance", making reference to the Christian lady killed my some Moslem youths. After some thoughts over his assertion, I declined a little, even though his opinion was to a great extent unsatisfactory, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED.

But, my zeal to pencil down my grievances was rejuvenated after I entered online this evening to get myself acquainted with the day's infos and was accosted again by the marriage saga by Daddy Adeboye. Thus, the reason for this piece.

Before I go on, i thought it pertinent enough to introduce myself, that you may be cognisant of my biases, if any, sir. I am a young Nigerian Christian.

Sir, it is with deep sense of displeasure and grill that I write this. Recently, the amount of injustices that was doled out to Nigerian Christians were disheartening. From the killing of a lady in kano and Abuja to burning of a Christian worship centre(catholic church) by "some people" for using it on a Friday meant for Muslims, to mention but a few. The government of the day did little or nothing about these. It was not a surprise. If for no other thing sir, I expected you sir, and our vice president to condemn these barbaric acts and follow the case till a logical and impressing conclusion that will be at least consoling to the teeming Christians out there. But it was unfortunate sir, that the cases have been buried and forgotten, JUST LIKE THAT; only for you to tell us that you will not seek revenge.

Sir, You must not seek the revenge before God must act. Nobody is a personal assistant to Jesus Christ, and nobody is a sole harbinger of the Holy Ghost. If God wants to act, the revenge which Christians all over (including me) have sought is more than enough to spur him to action. All we needed from you was to at least hold the government of the day on its toes through the instrumentality of your junior colleague (the second in command of the federal republic) and make sure that justice prevailed in ITS FULLEST. That is what we needed from you sir. Tell the government her sins. That is the work of a man of God, sir; which every other citizen may not afford. As for the vengeance seeking, we can do that ourselves.

On the "who to marry and who not to marry" saga: That was actually the reason for the title of this letter - Misplacement of priorities. We need to have justice first, before we talk of marriage. However, you have made your opinion as an ordained man of God. You spoke from a spiritual angle. And you may not be too wrong, sir. In my own humble opinion sir, as a little boy of God, I also think I can marry a lady who suits all my taste but may not be able to pray up to an hour; and teach her how to do that. I can actually marry a pagan and make her a pastoress in one year. It all depends on who one is, and what one and what one wants to accomplish. Man is a bundle of possibilities.

Thank you sir, and I wish you more of God's grace in Christendom. You have already won thousands of souls for God. May your reward never elude you, amen.

sscripturas@gmail.com

http://www.ogainnocent.com/2016/08/misplacement-of-priorities-open-letter_2.html?m=1

I think u need to get what d Bible is trying to pass across right as regarding u marrying an unbeliever
1st please i'll advise u to read the book of first Corinthians cos d Bible is totally against that