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U saw it here first !!

MISSING
Name: BRUNO PENANDES

Missing:18/03/21

Last seen: INSTAGRAM LIVE

Characteristics: PENALTY ADDICT, TAPIN SPECIALIST, ANGRY AT TEAMMATES, SHAGGING EDER, MOUNT’S SHADOW

Possible location: WESTBROM , BURNLEY, PENALTY SPOT

⚠️DANGER⚠️
GHOSTING AWAY IN BIG MATCHES

The biggest teams in the London according to my books -
1). Chelsea
2). West ham
3). Tottenham
4). Brentford
5). Fulham
6). Wimbledon
7). Luton
8 Millwall
9). Leyton orient
10). DT FC

Arsenal aren’t even in my top 10 sorry cry

Finished team that will rely on our penalty merchant...
Reminds me of when my son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when suddenly he pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?”
“Son. That is Bruno Penades . He lives in that Penalty box. This is why you should study hard in school.”

The biggest teams in the London according to my books -
1). Chelsea
2). West ham
3). Tottenham
4). Brentford
5). Fulham
6). Wimbledon
7). Luton
8 Millwall
9). Leyton orient
10). DT FC

Arsenal aren’t even in my top 10 sorry

gnykelly:
one funny thing about the WWII was that after the German forces seized France. he ordered that Paris shouldn't be bombed he traveled there to snap pics at the Eiffel tower he was a lover of art.

Yeahh he was actually went to art school. You can search for hitler’s paintings online

Itxiliyasujr:
but I thinks it's not necessary to send the documents through the mail because it was not stated in the terms and conditions of the Award.

It was bruh. Whereas, people had started getting their alerts before the physical verification. It means their bank details has already been collated through the mails

limanattairu:
guys what is happening, my friend never see alert, and others from the school have seen theirs since yesterday, how is the pattern of payment please

I think it is based on how early u sent your documents through the mail. Me sef never see because I sent late

BENEAMATA:
Chelses scores 2 goals or more
Over 11.5 corners total

Simply put over 1.5

001spice:
Lemme do some give away today. PREDICT THE RESULT OF THIS MATCH AND WIN A AIRTIME RECHARGE CARD FROM ME.

Chelsea 2 Atleti 1

Raydos:
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First time i am seeing someone who think exactly like me on nairaland
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Bruhhh not only u. Before u know it,they would release 10inches display and still call it a mobile phone

bmdmix1:
when i see this new so called tech on phones i just laugh, stuff like refresh rate u now have 60 to 120 hz refresh rate in phone while alot of people are quick to condemn a phone with 60hz fresh rate they either have no idea what its all bout or dont even notice it when it working.

more cameras

even a low range phone comes with more camera n still shoot shit, why even bother

camera on paper

iphone 12mp is @ par with samsung 20 n above, but lots of andriod phones got 40mp 60mp even 102mp but dont even deliver well. check gsmarena for camera review.


long phones

phones usually comes in mini normal pro n max
now all form of phones look max in length, like the human hand is getting longer also too right.


do u really need 8 to 16 of ram in phone? wtf u loading, seriously u dont need to get sucked in by phone ad, like it or not, machine will start running slow after many yrs, format it will n it start feeling kinda new. 4 to 6g ram is okay just have enough space on ur phone n u good to go.


pouring out phones daily, this just shows nothing special here so dont kill ur self just buy one u like n move on still next yr, cause before u blink(android) another one is out.


am still not a fan with holes on phones looking @ it makes me frown, if they really into innovation, we wud have been getting full screen without a cut on d phone looking like a bug just nested on it, n to make matter worst some come with two holes like what da fuk.


meet my twinnys

all phones now look alike, nothing special not attractive
same long notch in front or sides hole in front or sides, camera looking same.

no shame any more, they just copy each other n move on.



anyway wat to do we dont make phones here we simply buy em.


peace out

Everything u said here is part of the reason I stopped following trends of new phone release because I can’t keep up and the phones disgusts me. Nothing innovative yet almost all phone brands keep spilling out the same shit.
This is my first time of entering the section sef this year

QueenXtar:
:Dguys I was paid today

Congrats

Has anyone gotten alert today

IamGoke:
I don't know what happened. I sent you mail and it is not going through

Thanks.

Ohh I sent you a mail.

gbami:
If you accept looking like an ant instead of a giant, the whole world sees you that way.

How tf does a few sq kilometer less make me look like an ant. All these foolish conspiracy theories and unnecessary shits. So tell me, what if they update the map, how does that change the view of others towards Africa?

gbami:
The map that's widely used today deliberately minimized the actual size of African Continent. See countries that can actually fit in inside Africa https://africhistory.com/the-real-size-of-africa/

mtcheww, how does this make Africa any better

Chrissavey:
It isnt dependent on the verification per se. Cos I know someone who got his alert before he went for verification. Its dependent on if you submitted your docs when they issued award letters in January.

Alright is the person from ur school unilag?

MaskaMD:
Which time do you receive the alert please?

What school bruh?

We just hope nothing delays our payments because anything fit happen for this Naija.

Maguire is finished Goddd!!!

Arthurity1:
few decades ke? next two or 3 seasons jare!

Assnal fan spotted

One was relegated to Europa while the other has every possible chances of progressing to the UCL quarter finals so is their something I am missing in your sentence

richmond500:
united and Chelsea are finished, in the next few decades, they will be like Arsenal

guy222:
your ballz surgery? Next time it would be your prick. No worry, continue.

You and I knows that United is finished. Just living off past glory. Even god confirmed.

prinsam30:
I no even know wetin Bruno dey play sef

I swear Bruno is finished.

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when suddenly he pointed at the pitch. “Dad, who is that man camping there?”
“Son. That is Bruno Penades . He lives in that Penalty box. This is why you should study hard in school.”

Chrissavey:
Alright. Nice. Most of us are still expecting. Unilag, Uniuyo, etc

UI as well

Coming from an honest arsenal fan....


During my ballz surgery there were major complications, and I briefly died. I could see a light and a figure at the end, it was god. “Lord, is Arsenal a tinpot club” I asked “Yes, my child” he responded. After he said that my heart rate picked up. Craziest experience of my life

Coming from an honest United fan.....

During my ballz surgery there were major complications, and I briefly died. I could see a light and a figure at the end, it was god. “Lord, are man united a tinpot club” I asked “Yes, my child” he responded. After he said that my heart rate picked up. Craziest experience of my life.

Boss469:
Broke ass stf up
And check it for urself before you start talking trash

Shut up scammer. You think a Nairalanders are gullible as u abi??

IamGoke:
Any awardees from UI here?

Here bruh.

orisa37:
I SUGGEST THAT BUHARI'S MEDICAL REPORT AND TREATMENT IN THIS PRESIDENCY BE MADE AVAILABLE TO:-

OBASANJO, SOYINKA, NMA, NBA, NAIRALAND AND THE HAGUE AND GOOGLE.