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Foreign Affairs / Re: Record-Breaking Rainfall Hits Spain, Triggers Floods (Video, Pictures) by CorperKola: 3:22am On May 07, 2022
Saxxon:


Floods and other natural disasters have been happening since time immemorial. You're a liar and a jester! You personally source for news of natural disasters with your "Holinessforever" account just so that when it makes FP, you can now sneak in with your "Righteousness2" or "Uprightness" account to spew end-time trash. What type of preacher employs deception? Why can't you create these topics with your main moniker? Because you don't want people to see you for the doomsday-obsessed cretin that you are. I pity the people who fall into your trap and dial those numbers you put on your profile. You never still talk the kind of "counseling" wey you dey give them. But one day, the chickens will come to roost. And on that day, I won't blame you at all. I will blame the mods who know your gimmicks but still enable you.
You dey mind the lunatic
Politics / Re: 2023: Osinbajo, Amaechi, Ngige, Umahi, Bello Will Withdraw - Reno Omokri by CorperKola: 10:39am On May 06, 2022
helinues:


All those epistle without telling us who they would withdraw for.

Reno should stop quarter cleverness and go straight to the point. A figure name is missing

grin
He is doing his job now
A political influencer for sale
Travel / Re: Images From My Brief Visit To The LA Zoo by CorperKola: 6:31pm On May 05, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

Thanks Man!
I will prefer Keke..
It will enable me appreciate the city once again.
I last visited Ringim LGA as an international staff.
But Plateau, Jigawa & Adamawa gave me chills.
I had planned purchasing Land in these areas.
Nigeria is truly beautiful.
Make our men stop embarrassing us.
If possible make we try women & see grin grin
Lol
Travel / Re: Images From My Brief Visit To The LA Zoo by CorperKola: 6:30pm On May 05, 2022
Screw you OP!!
You are opressing me with your LA zoo showing off.
I am also going to University of ibadan zoo beside my house to photograph their hungry animals
Politics / Nairalander Declares For Presidency by CorperKola: 6:37pm On May 04, 2022
Dear nairalanders it is with utmost humility that , I am today declaring for the position of president of Nigeria, the highest office in the land. I have experience in managing a farm full of stubborn animals. Already contributions and donations have been pouring in from every corner of the country from those who believe in my vision for this country.
My vision will transform this country into a working , orderly and stable entity, just like i have managed my small farm
I also strongly believe the skills that i have developed in the course of managing my farm are exactly the skills that are needed to take this country to a greater level. Thank you!
NYSC / Re: Corpers Framed Up, Flogged & Tied Up In Okija, Anambra State (Pictures) by CorperKola: 6:21pm On May 04, 2022
This can only happen in a particular part of the country

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Crime / Re: Ritualist Dies While Waiting For Human Head, Wrists In Ilorin by CorperKola: 6:14pm On May 04, 2022
IboHausaYoruba:
Ilorin is North Central, Ilorins are more of Hausa culture including their king who bears Emir like every northerners' King. So I don't want to hear anything skull mining.
They are acrually yoruba
NYSC / Re: Corpers Framed Up, Flogged & Tied Up In Okija, Anambra State (Pictures) by CorperKola: 6:12pm On May 04, 2022
It can only happen in iboland

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Health / Re: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by CorperKola: 1:00pm On May 03, 2022
OluwoR:


Sir, before I'd open a thread about this, you should know I must have tried all possible best
Sir, anything that has to do with sex, she just doesn't want to hear it
she had blocked me on SM on several occasions cos I tried to bring up sexual related matters
U neva see anything
U neva know wetin won sele
No be small thing
2baba
Politics / Re: 2023: You're Behaving Like A Desperate Yahoo Boy - Deji Slams Osibanjo by CorperKola: 12:56pm On May 03, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
Osibanjo and Tinubu are making a mockery of themselves before the northerners

The desperation is something else but I think it will end in premium tears

Obasanjo ruled for 8 freaking years , Osibanjo is going for 8 years as VP yet, south west is one of the poorest region in southern Nigeria apart of Lagos that enjoy federal government financial assistance.

Take a look at the photo below is see for yourselves

Shameful
Really?
If them yab u back naw
U go begin cry

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Sports / Re: Ancelotti Is The First Manager In History To Win All Of The 'Big Five' Leauges by CorperKola: 6:31pm On Apr 30, 2022
paulolee:
congrats mr carlo, a very calm n gentle tactician dt i just love, his only "bad" was dt Liverpool come back against milan in ucl final..
I was jus surprised seeing him win 22 trophies in more than 25 years but a younger pep have won 31 trophies in less than 20 years, only behind the legendary lucescu and sir alex that spent more than 4 decades coaching..
still yet, some critics are saying pep is over hyped and asking for a UCL before pep can earn more respect, I pray It all ends this season when city wins the UCL..
Pep is better than him naw
Properties / Re: Nigeria Should Ban Interment Of The Dead In Their Compound. by CorperKola: 10:26am On Apr 28, 2022
hammermcc:
No one has replied my suggestion about compulsory property tax. In Nigeria most people do not pay property tax both for land and house , Once you buy a land and build a house in Nigeria ,it's yours forever, that should not be the case. there must be compulsory property tax. the money will be used to build and maintain roads, street lights, waste removal, etc. Even if the land is empty , the land owner must be paying tax for that land. that will discourage people from fighting over land due to the responsibilities involved. Also, land owners would be encouraged to utilize profit from their land and property , in order to generate profit to maintain the land. For example , a landowner can use their land for agriculture to generate profit.
the bigger the house and amenities and land, the bigger the property tax.

If a land owner or home owner defaults on payment of property tax, the land and house would be seized by the authorities .

Let me give you example, if Michael Jackson's Neverland was in Nigeria, he would not lose it because most Nigerians do not pay income tax, property tax ,sales tax ,etc.

There must also be compulsory insurance for all cars, whether the person is driving the car or not, he or she must pay insurance for that car . that will deter people from buying 10 cars . Also wrongful parking and overloading of vehicles must be heavily fined

we must learn from what other successful countries are doing and do the right thing or we will keep going in circles in the name of backward traditions and culture.
I support land use charge, and its in effect. I dunno how it is different from property tax

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Politics / Re: Sokoto Deputy SSG, CoS, 11 Commissioners Resign by CorperKola: 7:26am On Apr 28, 2022
seunmsg:


The Deputy governor resigned because the party is dead in the state. Tambuwal may even join APC with the way things are going.
Tambuwal visited buhari a few days ago too, so its possible
Sports / Re: Does Karim Benzema Deserve The Ballon D’or This Year 2022? by CorperKola: 7:19pm On Apr 27, 2022
ThierryJay:
Benzema deserves the 2022 Ballon dor and I think he'd win it even if Madrid dont clinch the UCL. Debruyne and Salah will have to do something really spectacular in these last 2 or 3 games to wrest it away from Big Benz.

That said, I wonder why CR dimwits are still comparing Messi and Benzema on this topic. The mental retardation on display is cringe-worthy. From Lewandoski, to Mbappe, to Salah and now to Benzema, all still being compared to Messi who has already paid his dues more than any other player ever?

One thing is clear from all this: Messi's superior Ballon dor wins completely killed CR fans and triggered a wave of uncoordinated, thoughtless attacks on Messi from the empty brains in the absence of any credible intellectual weapon to wield again. How can a CR fan be using Benzema, Mbappe or Lewandoski to troll Messi? Imagine using Fabregas to troll Ronaldinho in 2007, or Fernando Torres to troll Ronaldo De Lima in 2008? Imagine using Stoitchkov to troll Maradona in 1994? Completely insensible.

Leave them, let them drink sniper of they like.
Sports / Re: Does Karim Benzema Deserve The Ballon D’or This Year 2022? by CorperKola: 7:18pm On Apr 27, 2022
paulolee:

messi is irreplaceable abegi..benz dey him own lane
U dey mind d fool
Religion / Re: Pastor Ade Abraham Charges Congregation ₦310,000 Each To 'Fly Them To Heaven' by CorperKola: 8:42am On Apr 26, 2022
VoteTinubu2023:
Sahara Reporters' notoriety for fake news is making me doubt this story.

The Pastor might have spoken to his congregation metaphorically and not denotatively like Sahara Reporters is suggesting. Since the Pastor is relocating from Kaduna to Ekiti. Out of desperation to retain the members of his church, he could have promised his congregation a lot of spiritual gains and wealth if they decide to follow him down to Ekiti.

This is just a theory. I don't know the Pastor neither do I stay in Kaduna or Ekiti.


By the way : Remember to Vote Tinubu 2023.

God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Pastors do this all the time to gullible members, just say u dont know. I remember something like that happenwd in my town here in 1999, people were so convinced, they sold all their belongings, houses cars, furniture for next to nothing because they were going to heaven and wont need it there

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest 2 With Fresh Human Head & Hands In Kwara (Graphic Pix) by CorperKola: 1:20pm On Apr 25, 2022
lexy20I4:
Sometime I feel that we men don't deserve to be on earth,I mean can we just get wiped out from earth permanently if that will stop all these calamity?
From rape to ritual to theft and other craze crime na we dey do am.

If I hear or see any idvvt insult or blame women on this forum make thunder faya that person because we will never talk about this instead na to dey talk about wetin women wear and how Dem dey live their life.

So many dvvmb men making this world very uncomfortable to live in, everyday one live with fear of not to get robbed or killed by our fellow gender,street killing na we, fighting fvvlishly na we,but instead of some of us to create topic and educate the fvvlish ones here no na to carry woman matter for head dey drag them like mugu,set of BST.
The truth be say we men are responsible for the problems going on around the world,idvvts are free to curse themself oo,I no send.
You can kill yourself peacefully. Dont drag all men into it
Religion / Re: " Go To A Bible-Believing Church" ...What Does It Mean?? by CorperKola: 12:09pm On Apr 24, 2022
SPTruth:
It is one thing to believe in the Bible and another to believe in the Spirit that inspired the Bible. The Bible is a Lock, it can only be truly studied and understood with the right key the HOLY SPIRIT. Any other key you are using will lead to wrong interpretation. Even prostitutes, homosexuals, muslims, traditionalists twist the Bible to their favor, claiming it supports their views. Many churches out there only claim to believe in the Bible. But when you show them in plain white and black that what they are doing is unscriptural, they will refuse to repent and still hold true with their "church traditions ". Because their words are far from what is in their hearts. Many Churches don't take the Word of God as Supreme. Same way, Jesus said, If you love Me, obey me, yet many of us keep shouting, I love Jesus and moving from one sexual partner to the other.
You are decwiving yaself. Which holy spirit? Is it different for different people. You are just deluded. Thats all.
Family / Re: How A Custom Officer Impregnated, Kidnapped And Eloped With Wife & Four Children by CorperKola: 8:20pm On Apr 23, 2022
Biglittlelois:



Men are also unpredictable, expect anything from them at any point in time

Or you've forgotten the custom officer is also a married man, and his wife is somewhere hurting because of the nonsense he did......
something is wrong with you. Or maybe u've been living under a rock all this time, thats y you dont know men can have 2 wives

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Sports / Re: Son's Death: Cristiano Ronaldo Will Not Play Against Liverpool Tonight by CorperKola: 3:07pm On Apr 19, 2022
Zinothimto:
It's enough show of respect tho but I would have opined that he focus on the game to help him move on, he will only sit and be thinking more now
The man knows what he is doing, the last time they played liverpool, he also found a convenient excuse to not play and fly to portugal for a rest.
Is it a coincidence

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Politics / Re: Salvador: Tinubu’s Health Improved After Osinbajo Joined Presidential Race by CorperKola: 10:10am On Apr 18, 2022
roholi:
Tilumbu is the greatest Back -Stabber of our Time

Tinubu stabbed the Late Sen Wahab Dosunmu at the back when they all were planning how to relaunch thier political careers during Abdusalami Abubakar's regime.

Tinubu made it known to Sen Dosunnu and other NADECO lieutenants in London that he would go back to the Senate in 1999. He got to Nigeria ahead of the elder states men like Sen Dosunmu, Baba Jide Sawyerr and planned along with Baba Ganiyu Daodu, Abraham Adesanya and Ayo Adebanjo (whom he met on ground the progressive train back in Lagos).

He later stabbed all these men at the back and ensured Afenifere was scuttled. Today Ayo Adebanjo, Supo Sonibare (all key Afenifere elders then) aren't in the same boat with Tinubu cos of the way he used his ambition to scatter the Yoruba socio-cultural group. He went ahead to create fund Afeninfere Renewal Group (ARG) using the late Yinka Odunmakin and Co.

I'll recommend the late Sen Wahab Dosunmu's book for more clarifications abeg!

These men late and alive didn't lay claim to grooming or helping with the platform for Ashiwaju to rise to political stardom. They clearly avoided his political family.
History is about to repeat itself. Tibubu is on the verge of being served the same dose he served those elder statesmen then.

History is rich and it would do us a lot of justice if we get details about how certain events came to being. Make una let Osinbajo be.


He's a betrayer and a traitor. He betrayed the entire Yoruba tribe. Due to his ambition of becoming the president, he said nothing about the killing of the Yorubas by the Fulani terrorists. The good people of Yoruba tribe helplessly ran to faraway Benin republic and Cote D'Ivoire to seek succour , yet still, Tinubu refused to comment on it or lend a helping hands to his own people but ran to Zamfara and donate 50million to victims of terrorists attack.
Please what is the exact name of the book
And are u sure it was written by sen. Wahab Dosunmu
Romance / Re: The Silent Pain Of The Husband by CorperKola: 5:38pm On Apr 17, 2022
dacblogger:
I will not lie, I dey insult Sha and if not for the kind of man my hubby is, him for don.commit suicide because of the things I tell him.
But the truth is that, I'm a very emotional person and I'm easily angered. Infact my hubby is the most annoying human being on planet Earth...
He has a way of getting at you and he does that on a daily basis .
So when he does that, I try to hold in the anger for days but when I can't hold it anymore, I explode... When I'm done telling him all those things, I feel better.
So you see , Venting is my coping mechanism.
We women we DNT do that intentionally, that is just our own way of expressing the anger that we have held for so long.
May God help each and everyone one of us Sha.
Same way men unleash their pressure by punching .
Some even have punching bags at home to do this. If they dont have, your guess is as good as mine.
Sports / Re: How Much Do You Pay At The Viewing Centre In Your Area? by CorperKola: 2:50pm On Apr 16, 2022
prinsam30:
one joint for my area na 500 ooo, a seat per person, with small distance inbetween the chairs, chilling AC, a chilled bottle of small Coke for everyone, clean toilet to ease ursef, and the hall is divided into 4places, each 80inches TV, for important teams like chelshit, Man u, Man chitty, Barcelona or Madrid or looserful, sit in ur comfort zone, watch ur game peacefully.

Anyway, I go there once in a while, my normal place I do go to is just 100 bux buh that place smell like hell with different kinds of body odor, I dey always maintain the front seat to avoid those things
You are mad for renaming all those teams by urself
Family / Re: Domestic Violence: A Time To Fight Back by CorperKola: 2:15pm On Apr 14, 2022
obryns:
This is a topic I think the society hasn't addressed honestly,the society believes that a woman's strength is in her mouth and it is okay to abuse a man verbally while same society expects the man to walk away when provoked or abused by a woman,the society never canvasses for the woman to also walk away when provoked,so the emphasis should be No to any type of abuse,it is not okay to verbally or emotionally abuse a man or a woman,it is as damaging as physical violence,most DV stems from verbal abuses but the society is fine with a woman using her strength (her mouth) while asking the man not to use his own strength (his fists),so it now behoves on how much control the man has over his own anger, people have different temperaments,so we are waiting for the next man that will lose control of his anger to beat a woman instead of teaching and expecting both men and women not to abuse themselves in any way,it is wrong to abuse anyone in anyway whether verbally, emotionally or violence,it is not okay and should not be encouraged or excused
This is accurate AF
U have sense!
Family / Re: Domestic Violence: A Time To Fight Back by CorperKola: 2:12pm On Apr 14, 2022
God will help somebody, the issue is there has to be proper blvetting before you marry somebody, thats prolly the summary of everything
I have seen a woman mocking her husband, see your life, see how i am talking to you anyhow, you cant even beat me! You are not a man.
I was shocked beyond measure that day!
The article is very feminist and modern and logical but practically it doesnt solve any problem
Maybe even adds to it.
obryns:
This is a topic I think the society hasn't addressed honestly,the society believes that a woman's strength is in her mouth and it is okay to abuse a man verbally while same society expects the man to walk away when provoked or abused by a woman,the society never canvasses for the woman to also walk away when provoked,so the emphasis should be No to any type of abuse,it is not okay to verbally or emotionally abuse a man or a woman,it is as damaging as physical violence,most DV stems from verbal abuses but the society is fine with a woman using her strength (her mouth) while asking the man not to use his own strength (his fists),so it now behoves on how much control the man has over his own anger, people have different temperaments,so we are waiting for the next man that will lose control of his anger to beat a woman instead of teaching and expecting both men and women not to abuse themselves in any way,it is wrong to abuse anyone in anyway whether verbally, emotionally or violence,it is not okay and should not be encouraged or excused
Family / Re: Domestic Violence: A Time To Fight Back by CorperKola: 2:11pm On Apr 14, 2022
God will help somebody, the issue is there has to be proper blvetting before you marry somebody, thats prolly the summary of everything
I have seen a woman mocking her husband, see your life, see how i am talking to you anyhow, you cant even beat me! You are not a man.
I was shocked beyond measure that day!
The article is very feminist and modern and logical but practically it doesnt solve any problem
Maybe even adds to it.
Sports / Re: Seedorf, Okocha, Davido, MI, Others Feature In UCL Novelty Match by CorperKola: 6:58pm On Apr 13, 2022
Davido captained okocha!
Wonders shall never end!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine’s Zelenskyy Requests Address With Africa Union by CorperKola: 4:57pm On Apr 12, 2022
Kingsnairaland:
This comedian foolish president is either on drugs or mentally challenged...

Well at least the pressure has made him to beg Africa lol.


God bless putin God bless mother Russia.

Go Russia Go Russia.
He will beg AU to pray for ukraine to win the war since we can't send weapons
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Son Slaps Her Bum: "You Won Burst My N5m Bum Bum" by CorperKola: 9:09am On Apr 12, 2022
Wow
Business / Re: Forbes: Tope Awotona Is One Of The America's Wealthiest Immigrant Ever by CorperKola: 10:37pm On Apr 06, 2022
Nigerialabalaba:

olodo, u tink say I dey say d guy no try. I just dey school u say no be by valuation.

if 10 million dey pay $20 monthly for calendly,dat na $200m monthly and dat na $2.4 billion revenue alone from subscription fees. abeg use ur brain for once, which company go dey make $2.4 billion yearly and still dey raise money from investors every time.

U need sense aswear2gud. Business no be for by valuation o, na by real cash and cashflow wey dey flow like river. If dat company get dat money, e no go dey do series funding upandan, in fact, equity funding no go enter dem eyes especially for $3 b valuation.
Post their yearly revenue abeg
No need for long talk
But then, toyota sells far more cars than tesla but elon is the richest in the world

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Properties / Re: My Tenant Wastes Too Much Water by CorperKola: 5:44pm On Apr 05, 2022
They are prolly lowkey doing landry business

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Religion / Re: Adeboye: How A Text Message Ended My Sorrow Over Lost Son by CorperKola: 10:13am On Apr 03, 2022
fidet1:
God could have revealed this to you ahead, he could have prevented his death, he could have brought him back to life. But he would rather carry you than save your son's life. God probably doesn't like Adeboye that much.
Hmmm. This too is deep!

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