₦airaland Forum

L'Aye mi

Our politicians are more of a poet recently.

Toh... Lobatan

Is that all

Naomite:
What re u saying
Islam and Christianity aint from Europe. I don't know of Islam. But the God I serve is evidently ain't a dead God. And his name is "THE I AM THAT I AM" u can check ur bible 2 reminisce
Shalom!

And his servants are being killed everyday, churches are being rampaged, politicians swear by the Holy book and cheat it. Yet, he's stil like African gods you abused. My point is... God, gods does not reason like humans.

Have you asked yourself why BH have bombed both churches and mosques and yet the heavens aren't falling on them Cos i know thats your definition of European God.

Am here

Titus sardine started with 4 fishes.
Later reduced to 3.
And its 2 currently.
I'm evisaginng you will open sardine few years to come and see "dear customer, please try again later".

The way things are moving.... Sexiology will soon b introduced as 9years course in our universities.

You wrote all these without providing an alternative You are married to a man from a village close to yours and you are inciting our young girls against Nigeria men... Are you a woman or a sex dolly recently made in china

Everything on paper.

Waiting

He's not even a good player. He's as good as a useless goalkeeper.

So Mr FFK.... You have composed a very long and interesting epistle. You have said it all, right from the primitive to the contemporary. Sir such writeup isn't complete without reasonable suggestions as to the way out of the issues you raised. Probably that will be present in the next chapter.

jimi4us:
Forget Ghana, buhari is killing our companies and businesses here.

Ok

Royal155:
Still waiting patiently the day our dear (1)NAIRA will equal (1)DOLLAR

You will wait till you are like this...

Oga ooo

ladyF:
OP is the real robber you tif person article, you no come put sauce!

Maggi, onions and pepper

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

So who are the real robbers here?

Keep off...... HATERS ZONE.

mrbillz:
Well, pardon me if I posted this in the wrong section. I came across this two bush meat somewhere in Ado-ekiti at a popular bush meat joint. Freshly killed and about to to be made ready for the bucal cavity I was marveled at the sight of the big Antelope having seeing it for the first time. Also the Warthog which is similar to the regular pigs we see in the neighborhood. I'm really enjoying my stay over here. It's cool to visit places like this sometimes. And Governor Fayose was there to applaud the hunter. While addresing the congregation, Governor Fayose promised to buy another locally made shakabulla as an encouragement for the brave hunter.

With this, it ill surely get to the promise land which is FP.

mrbillz:
Well, pardon me if I posted this in the wrong section. I came across this two bush meat somewhere in Ado-ekiti at a popular bush meat joint. Freshly killed and about to to be made ready for the bucal cavity I was marveled at the sight of the big Antelope having seeing it for the first time. Also the Warthog which is similar to the regular pigs we see in the neighborhood. I'm really enjoying my stay over here. It's cool to visit places like this sometimes. And Governor Fayose was there to applaud the hunter. While addresing the congregation, Governor Fayose promised to buy another locally made shakabulla as an encouragement for the brave hunter.

With this, it ill surely get to the promise land which is FP.

Am glad the OP and his sympathizers realized they are both relatively close if not one and same.

Ok

patchsk:
Buhari is a bloody terrorist bastarrd. The nunu sipping senile old chimp should just resign. Illiterate, foolish bigoted dictator.

Nawa oooo..

Please help me tell those students to go back home and study.

Can't Wait to read this again on FP.

kesikeller:
abi? Differences in pronoun as used in the context.

Exactly

'Who' are we is different from 'what' are we.

[quote author=Avsegzy post=43324566][/quote]Let him sit in his SE and be yarning trash.