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Nairaland General15 Ways That Confirm A Typical Nigerian by cotonou9ja(op): 7:11pm On Oct 28, 2014
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Having the Nigerian green passport alone does not make you a Nigerian,there are other things
that add up to it.We Nigerian have very peculiar stuffs in common irrespective of our diverse culture and differences in religion. Here are 15 things that shows you’re a typical Nigerian:

1.You Shout Up NEPA.
Power is still a big problem in Nigeria,if you’ve lived or still living in Nigeria you know what I am talking about.So you get excited and scream Up Nepa when the electricity comes on?My friend
you’re a Nigeria.

2.You wear Special Outfit for Sundays or Fridays.
We Nigerians are very Religious people and very few of us are Godly,sad truth.We don’t joke with our Religious activities.Most Nigerians reserve the best of the best clothes for Sundays (for the Christians) and Fridays(for the Muslims).In fact offering time in churches are like fashion shows with everyone trying to cat walk and show off their beautiful dresses .

3.You don’t ask people their age and you don’t like to tell people your age.
Except it’s something official we don’t like to tell or ask people their age.We Nigerians see asking someone’s age, especially if the person is older
than you very disrespectful.

4.You’re boisterous and always Speak loud in Public.
Nigerians are very noisy and energetic people,it’s not difficult to identify a Nigerian when you find yourself at International airports .We speak loud
with confidence ,you hear phrases like “Do you know who I am?” “My friend I will get you locked up!”

5.You call people you are not familiar with names like:
Chairman,Oga,Uncle,Aunty,Bros,Sister etc.

6.You have two Phones to yourself alone.
Most Nigerians living in Nigeria own two phones ,not just to show off but because of the unstable poweer and mobile network services ,you can’t just rely on one network or phone.If mtn doesn’t have network you quickly
pick up your etisalat sim card.

7.You’re materialistic and like to flaunt your
wealth at the slightest opportunity given. The Rich Nigerians are really really rich.We buy things we don’t need just solely to fit in with everyone else. Your Facebook updates are things
like “lekkibeach chilling”,”Dubai things”,”Money on mind”then just know you’re a Typical Nigerian etc

8.You’re always extremely security conscious and watchful.
A Typical Nigerian person is always watching for safety.He doesn’t trust anyone around him,everyone is a suspect.He doesn’t keep his phone carelessly ‘cos he knows someone is
waiting for such opportunity to steal it.I once traveled somewhere abroad, and the guy who came for me at the airport was telling me how unsafe the place was and why I should keep my
belongings safe,I just looked at him and smiled ,wish he knew how security conscious we Nigerians are by default.

9.You have relatives that you can’t even explain in simple terms how they are related to you.
I hear things like,Hmm Mayo here is my relative Kemi ,she is my Fathers brother’s wife cousin’s friend’s Husband.I am like WTH!!

10.You always like to cook Jollof Rice when you have Big Occasions

11.You use very often phrases like :
Eh wo,Ehen, Chineke, Che, Ah-Ah, Yepa! God forbid , by God’s Grace,Nawa o!Wetin sef!No worry ,Go joor! etc

12.You know what chin chin, puff puff, or moi moi are

13.You’ve never or rarely visit the dentist because you don’t see any reason for that and consider it waste of money.
Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there is no other remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal check-up is not an everyday thing in Nigeria.

14.You like to add “O” to a lot of your talk. e.g Na wa o,Leave me o,O boy!,Na Now o!

15.You read all the above 14 signs and smiled in between
Proudly a Nigerian,are you?

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Nairaland GeneralPresident Jonathan Plead For Continued Vigilance As W.H.O Declares Nigeria Ebola by cotonou9ja(op): 11:59pm On Oct 20, 2014
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President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has welcomed today’s declaration by the World Health Organisation (WHO) that Nigeria is now officiallyEbola-free after 6 weeks without any incidence of the Ebola Virus Disease.

President Jonathan dedicates the certification to the many patriotic health workers, volunteers and ordinary Nigerians who worked tirelessly, some of them paying the ultimate price, to stop the deadly virus in its track after it entered the country in July this year.

The President seizes this opportunity to also reiterate his appreciation of the contributions of state governments, WHO and other international health organisations, relatives of infected persons and other Nigerians who either courageously underwent the rigours of being quarantined or complied with all directives issued by health authorities to defeat the virus.
He believes that Nigeria’s globally-acclaimed success against Ebola is a testimony to what Nigerians can achieve if they set aside their differences and work together, and calls on Nigerians to strive to replicate the unity of purpose and all-hands-on-deck approach adopted against Ebola in other areas of national life.

As the nation applauds the success of its collective effort to stop the transmission of theEbola Virus within Nigeria however, the President warns that the entire country must remain fully alert and vigilant against the re-entry of the virus.
President Jonathan fully shares the view expressed by WHO in its congratulatory message to Nigeria that while we have won a battle against Ebola, the war will only truly end when West Africa, Africa and the world are declared free of Ebola.
The President consequently directs that all the anti-Ebola measures taken after the entry of the virus into the country should remain in place and that health officials should continue to actively screen persons entering the country through its air, land and sea borders for any sign of the virus.

He also urges all Nigerians to continue to follow the anti-Ebola advisories on sanitation and personal hygiene issued by Federal and State Health authorities.
Reuben Abati
Special Adviser to the President
(Media & Publicity)
October 20, 2014
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Nairaland General[VIDEO] Wizkid Performance At Felabration 2014 Concert by cotonou9ja(op): 3:15pm On Oct 16, 2014
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Watch Wizkid on Stage at the Felabration2014 Concert
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PhonesRe: Airtel Free Call Codes [100minutes Free] by cotonou9ja(op): 10:00am On Oct 15, 2014
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PhonesRe: Airtel Free Call Codes [100minutes Free] by cotonou9ja(op): 1:35am On Oct 15, 2014
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PhonesAirtel Free Call Codes [100minutes Free] by cotonou9ja(op): 11:05pm On Oct 14, 2014
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I just got This from a fan, tested it it worked but i guess i could only call airtel lines.so decided to share it with [url]COTONOU9JA.COM[/url] /nairalanders fanz

NOTE: I tested it personally so ask your questions

Airtel free call code 100minutes
dial this code *337#
after that dial this code again Then *700#
dial again *700*1#
dial again *700*2#

follow this simple step to get 100min from airtel Nigeria.

Do it as many times As you wish

Enjoy it while it Last


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Nairaland General[MUSIC] 2face Ft. Sir Victor Uwaifo – Lesse Passe *HOT* by cotonou9ja(op): 12:39pm On Oct 14, 2014
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Another Cool Song off the 2Face Ascension Album featuring Sir Victor Uwaifo titled Lesse Passe…

Check it out, Download & Enjoy below:-

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PhonesGet MTN 3GB With Just N20 by cotonou9ja(op): 11:21am On Oct 12, 2014
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https://loadednaija.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Loadednaija_com_mtn-copy.jpgMTN is currently given out 3GB data to customers on night weekends plan for one month.
Make Sure you have more than 20 naira but not up to 300 naira.

Daill *123*3*1*5*2# You will See Transaction Failed.. After that Dial *123*3*4# to check Your Balance…

Enjoy!!!
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Jokes Etc[COMEDY VIDEO] Mc Behind – The Chase by cotonou9ja(op): 6:29pm On Oct 11, 2014
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Tushed entertainment Present Mc Behind in anoda Hilarious Most Anticipated comedy video skit in Ctown,get ready 2 Laff n 4get ur Address cos dis video is Cray. This Video is Titled ..The Chase.. Ft Funkiest comedian wit Too much Ororo Funky P to give u a continuous Laughter,Enjoy as U watch it.

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PhonesAirtel Launched New Android Bundle Plans – Get 4GB For 2k Or 9GB For 3.5k Valid by cotonou9ja(op): 2:53am On Oct 10, 2014
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Few weeks back, Airtel stopped the blackberry 2+1 offer which allow you to get free 4GB data plan with just N1,500, seriously the plan was quite economical and very affordable for the average Nigerians, though there are lots of complaints that the plan zap megabyte faster. Complain more because i have got a great news for all Airtel subscribers.

Airtel has officially announced new Android data bundle with N2,000 you can get 4GB and with N3,500 you can get 9GB, both are valid for 60 days. They are promo plan like that of 4GB for N1500 which was blocked, but it’s unfortunate that not all Airtel lines will be able to accept this new Android subscription, to verify either your line will be among of eligible/qualified, just follow the below procedure:

Before you load the required amount to your phone for those Android data plans.
Simply dial *437*1# for the Android bundle of 4GB for N2,000 or dial *438*1# for the Android bundle of 9GB for N3,500
When you receive a message: “Dear customer, you do not have sufficient balance for this plan”, which means your line is eligible for the offer.

Proceed with the loading of required amount to your account.
But if after dialing the code, you get this message “Dear customer, you do not qualify for this plan”, don’t load the money on it because it will not
work for that line, but you can always try other Airtel Sims at your disposal, definitely one would turn up for you.
After you have confirmed that your line is eligible, here are the procedure to get 4gb for 2k:

Load your Airtel line with N2,000 Airtime.
Then dial *437*1#.
You’ll be credited with 4GB data bundle valid for 60 days.
To check your Android data balance, simply dial *223#.
To Subscribe for New Android bundle of 9GB for 3.5k

Load your Airtel line with N3,500 Airtime.
Then dial *438*1#.
You’ll be credited with 9GB data bundle valid for 60 days.
To check your Android data balance, simply dial *223#.
These plans still remains the cheapest data plan for now.… Enjoy the promo while it last

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