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PoliticsRe: Panic Over Planned Protest Worrisome – Prof. Utomi by Countyguy: 1:05am On Jul 28, 2024
lightwind:
Some of you here are Government people, eating from the government. Or from wealthy families.
That's why a lot of you here don't support this protest
Gbam
PoliticsRe: Panic Over Planned Protest Worrisome – Prof. Utomi by Countyguy: 1:00am On Jul 28, 2024
EreluRoz:
Protest is normal but this very one has been hijacked. Please nairalanders stay in your respective homes and don't join any protest. I love you all and want you all to stay safe.
Hijacked by who? You ?
RomanceHardship: Anxiety by Countyguy(op): 12:48am On Jul 28, 2024
Since I was born I have never had this kind of high anxiety and panic attacks. No job, always worrying where my next meal is coming from. This is too much to bear Nigeria government. 1k can't afford a good meal a day. Somebody help
PoliticsRe: "Nigeria’s Economy On Path Of Recovery, I’m Not Afraid Of Protests" – Tinubu by Countyguy: 12:42am On Jul 28, 2024
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na so e be!

The man sabi wetin him dey talk. Recovery no go happen overnight, but we dey see signs.

Protests no fit shake this progress, na to keep pushing forward!
Stop fooling yourself on this platform.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With Cashapp? by Countyguy: 12:21pm On Jul 26, 2024
Nomerci:
Your acct has been flagged.yahoo boi. Say its gone
It's gone.hahahaha
Cashapp have been crazy for quite some time now, Cashapp no longer allow me to create account anymore
RomanceRe: Young Man Left Embarrassed After Girlfriend Rejected His Proposal On Campus by Countyguy: 10:22am On Jul 15, 2024
KingOfAllIgbos:
This is very likely staged.

But if you focus on making yourself a high value man...

Females will remind you to collect their number or scramble to become your Baby Mama.
Not just being a high value man but also having the mindset of a high value man.
RomanceRe: Legit Platform I Can Exchange Gifts Card For Bitcoin by Countyguy(op): 5:57pm On Jul 14, 2024
Akroty:
I can do that but the Bitcoin willbjotbbe equivalent to $50 amount
It will be $47/48 boss..
Don't worry someone has already helped me. Thanks a lot God bless you.
RomanceRe: Legit Platform I Can Exchange Gifts Card For Bitcoin by Countyguy(op): 5:52pm On Jul 14, 2024
Akroty:
I can do that but the Bitcoin willbjotbbe equivalent to $50 amount
It will be $47/48 boss..
Fair enough, give me your WhatsApp number
RomanceLegit Platform I Can Exchange Gifts Card For Bitcoin by Countyguy(op): 3:29pm On Jul 14, 2024
I am trying to exchange my $50MasterCard gift card for Bitcoin. Is there any Legit platforms I can use aside from Paxful and Permit.
RomanceRe: Lost But Found(photo) by Countyguy: 2:23pm On Jun 26, 2024
Lol... Baddie your property don fall oo
CrimeRe: Lady Confronts Man For Allegedly Offering N500 To Little Girls To Touch Them by Countyguy: 7:44pm On Jun 20, 2024
brain54:
Some of these women who make these allegations are crazy crack heads...


Not everyone throwing allegations out there should be believed without investigation.

I witnessed a woman one time in warri... Who accused one of those aboki who pick up scrap metal and plastic of "fingering" her daughter.

This happened in the middle of the street at broad day light.

I was in the car garage of my house and witnessed everything. The guy didn't even go near her daughter.

She just raised alarm and an angry mob was already gathering and getting ready for jungle justice.

I was already getting ready to come out to testify of the aboki's innocence when some sensible people in the crowd dismissed the allegations and set the aboki free.

I also witnessed another similar false accusation of a guy in Porthacourth this time with the mother just standing a few steps away from her daughter of about 3 or 4 years old.

A crowd soon gathered and the child was asked if the guy "touched her" the innocent girl said "no".

If that little child had said anything else maybe out of confusion, pressure, innocence or not understanding the full depth of what "touching" is then it would have been a different story because that guy might have been a goner by now.

How can someone just start fingering a little girl in the middle of the road at broad day light with people around?

People just have to be careful with these kinds of allegations and try to investigate properly.

The country is volatile and people are looking for who to take out their frustrations on. Before you know it jungle justice of an innocent person!
Chairman you deserve one Hot catfish pepper soup this evening.
RomanceRe: 10 Disturbing Facts About Slavery That Will Make You Hate White People (photos) by Countyguy: 6:04pm On Jun 19, 2024
Still did not make me hate The whites. If I reason wetin fellow black man don do me ehn.
CrimeRe: A Young Man With Nigerian Police Escort Sparks Reactions (pictures/video) by Countyguy: 10:09am On Jun 19, 2024
bobonextdoor:
The 3rd picture, that Police officer there is a mobile police. This is why I laugh at people when they are being brainwashed by the govt... This present IGP said that, all Mobile Police officers on escort duties must be withdrawn with immediate effect. This one is not even with a Politician but a small boy (anyway, I no know who im be sha)
hehehe most black don't want to be uplifted. I've been there, the moment you try to uplift them envy and insecurity sets in. There's more to this homie, most of this people regard and Revere people who don't give not Fvcks about their existence.
RomanceRe: How To Do A Wedding With #50,000 In Nigeria Today by Countyguy: 11:11pm On Jun 15, 2024
Why so serious lol!

Many commenter above can't see the sarcasm in the OP's post.

I have an idle 50k in my akant, make I use that one do marriage 😂😂😂
RomanceRe: As A Man Never Allow Any Woman Feed You by Countyguy: 3:40pm On Jun 09, 2024
Pray make life nor put you for that position, leave all those advice. Life can be brutal and frustrating sometimes bro
CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Fans Pay $1,111 For Meet And Greet. Photos Go Viral by Countyguy: 3:08pm On Jun 08, 2024
LalastiklaIa:
The matter just tire me. Met one rich one handling 3 businesses and planning to retire with her husband and get 2 yachts. After building an informal relationship showing me pictures of the businesses she runs. After few weeks dropped billing of just small $300. You know Wetin this woman talk “say sorry I don’t give loans even to my employee” lol
Oya bring $150 this one no gree. But e go shock you say this type of person will spend $5000 on something very meaningless
Na make I run leave IndecentStar celeb work my gee. See Any Yahoo update wen dey related to dating and relationship. Chairman I nor do again. No time for emotions.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are 35years You Should Have Realize These by Countyguy: 12:24pm On Jun 08, 2024
purples25:
Me too.
Once I conquer this, I will be the most dreaded amongst my peers lol.
RomanceRe: Solve This Puzzle For $1k As Shared By Elon Musk by Countyguy: 10:00pm On Jun 07, 2024
20 dots, Elon musk where my money
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Are 35years You Should Have Realize These by Countyguy: 8:55pm On Jun 07, 2024
I am trying to work on number 1
RomanceRe: How Do I Deal With Her!!! by Countyguy: 8:13pm On Jun 07, 2024
JeffArmani234:
Where are dey residehuh

I get two bottles of 🍺 and a plate of isi ewu
Na warri i dey oo big man
RomanceRe: How Do I Deal With Her!!! by Countyguy: 6:31pm On Jun 06, 2024
Uptheante:
Bro, the girl is toying with your emotions.
Invite other girls & let her be seeing you with them. Her jealousy will kick in & she'll compete with them for your attention because she knows you have other options.
At that point, she'll like to colonize you from the other girls, she go drop pussy for you to tie you down for only herself. Never ask her out & never show her you are desperate for her.
Let her be the one to ask you for a relationship. Your own is to pound her pussy to your satisfaction when she drops it
When a girl sees other women with you, it drives her crazy & she'll compete with them to win you over to herself. But even at that, still don't neglect the other girls incase she wants to put up some attitude for you when you give her attention (+ dick).
Also, make sure you don't spend on her or pedestalize her in any way as that will lower your appeal.
Her talk of having a boyfriend may even be a bloody lie just to make you feel she's a hot cake & men are craving for her.

In most situations, when you want to defeat a woman, use other women & you will beat her to her games & shenanigans ✌️💯
Big bloody lie. I believe she is single but using that boyfriend line to toy with the ops emotions
RomanceRe: How Do I Deal With Her!!! by Countyguy: 6:28pm On Jun 06, 2024
Dating drills for guys by hardon. There's a lot to learn from that thread my gee.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: We’re Not Fixated On A Figure — NLC by Countyguy: 2:00pm On Jun 04, 2024
So I just sleep darkness over nothing... Chai.
RomanceRe: If The Price Of Bag Of Rice Pass Your Salary....abeg No Marry by Countyguy: 9:05am On Jun 02, 2024
Zwooks:
Chai
Dey play lol
RomanceRe: If The Price Of Bag Of Rice Pass Your Salary....abeg No Marry by Countyguy: 7:50pm On Jun 01, 2024
You never add house rent, light bill, transport. We just dey exist lol
RomanceRe: Why Do Most World Billionaires Refuse To Show Off by Countyguy: 1:36am On Jun 01, 2024
The media will do it for them... So why the need to show off
CrimeRe: Naira Abuse: EFCC Arrests Woman In Gombe by Countyguy: 2:25pm On May 22, 2024
chatinent:
1. EFCC arrests the poor.

But...

The same EFCC invites the rich for questioning.


The difference is money.

If you check well, the crime of the poor cannot be compared to that of the rich but they cannot be jailed in Nigeria. That is why ex Kano gov could fight them and escape in this same Nigeria! But you as a poor man, try am now.



Spoiler: One certain time the members of the EFCC came over to my estate and, as you know, picked many boys...even scapegoats (an ice-cream seller waiting for change and etc). Now everyone was labelled a Yahoo Boy. You know they like numbers. Cos the more, the better. I dey watch from my window at the far rear of the other street when negotiations started and some was let go and they squeezed the rest.

Make I give una update: anybody wey you see say EFCC televise after catching, most times are those who didn't meet up the bribe (from the point of arrest).

2. During Environmental Sanitation in Nigeria, there's always a curfew (for the poor), and a pardon for those on essential duties (the rich). One of the two if caught will be squeezed and arrested, then heavily fined, while the other will be saluted and even begged for money by the taskforce.

The difference is your status.


3. The police is meant for the rich against the poor in Nigeria. The rich believe the poor are the major perpetrators of crime.

The police serve as security details for the rich, and they see the poor as another means to flex their powers, and of course extort them. That is why there's a kind of car you'll drive in Nigeria and no checkpoint can dare stop you. Even the soldiers!

Wanna try?

Buy two Hilux, two Tacoma muscle and two Prado. Mix the arrangement: the Hilux and Tacoma at the front and the other two at the back with both Prados in the centre...then drive at 180km/hr on any road in Nigeria. Even if you kidnapped a fellow citizen inside or carry drugs, the policemen, road safety, army, civil defence and gbogbotibgo cannot stop you. Instead, they will help you and be clearing the road off other vehicles and pedestrians.





4. Do you know it's safer to steal bigger sums in Nigeria than smaller sums?

If you steal ₦4000 in St Michaels, Aba, Abia State, before your people even know what's happened, you'd have been roasted by two tyres, two litres of fuel and general beating with only a grace to speak unless it's your last prayer you demand for.

But if you steal ₦50bn in Nigeria, do you know you will go scottfree? At all at all, dem go say make you forfeit ₦50m bail and they'll release you. Now think it, someone who stole ₦50bn is returning ₦50m. That's like stealing ₦100k and being told to return ₦1.




So stealing is legal for the rich. All laws made in Nigeria are for the poor.




I remember when one Road Safety officer stopped me. I was on seatbelt and had my driver's licence with an updated paperwork, fire extinguisher, triangle and even a new spare since I had changed the four tyres. Can you believe what the man threatened to charge me with as he saw nothing else? He said he'd charge me for not moving with my original papers but the photostat. I didn't utter a word and he spoke and got tired until another officer came, asked what happened and told me to go reprimanding him of the overdo. They later begged me for tips and guess what! I didn't give them politely.


5.You think I am lying? Do you know the cell or jail the big men stay in Nigeria is different from the one the poor men stay?



Mr Chairman, with these few points of mine, I wish to educate you that whatever you fit do to make money in Nigeria, just do it.


If you still don't have any reason to have money in Nigeria, just have the money.


I'm available for research writing. Thanks.
Bros abeg nor make me cry this afternoon oo
RomanceRe: I Am Committing Suicide Around December Time by Countyguy: 7:24pm On May 21, 2024
house10studios:
Sand like garri jump n then oh sky and rice now come n oh football without... Yes plane zoom zoom the around awww n down to not
Rotflmao
RomanceRe: Who Knows The Name Of This Gucci Pam by Countyguy(op): 8:46pm On May 11, 2024
RomanceRe: Of Redpillers And The Entitlement Of Women by Countyguy: 3:06am On May 07, 2024
American men dey suffer sha... All thanks to the simp among them

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