₦airaland Forum

oluwaseun239:
So which Nairaland rule says she should not open her mouth.
Wait o, wetin consign me sef

baba, as she open mouth ni. I com say make I ask if she wan chop banana.. cos as d mouth round, Na banana she go fit chop with am.

true true, e no concern me if she open mouth.. but e concern me if she wan chop banana.

SHEEGO2015:
The guy dey ask if you won chop banana? No b fight na







Coyy or Coil... Hope d banana wey u won gv her is not coil in shape as ur name implies... But wait how can u b gvn Lautech babe ur banana n u think Lautech guys go Sidon dey look u..

Na curve one o.. baba

ardeypearlz:
Abeg wetin be your own for my matter sef? Oga park well jor..

I Don park well,..

Oya answer me, y u open mouth? u wan chop banana?

ardeypearlz:
And why did u quote me?

cos no nairaland rule says I should not quote u.

so back to d matter, y u open mouth?

ardeypearlz:

y u com open mouth? u wan chop banana?

Abacharles:
Yes o bro, and nature too. LADOKITES I think the registration portal that has just been opened is a sign that the strike will not affect our mobilization, let us keep calm while we await tt

nice one..

and good news too.. keep updating ur peeps with Dis good news. tt will b out soonest

Guapo2000:
Guy.. No vex me oo... Na pencil DG use write ur school name on master list... I ft pray make he clean am wit hyssop..

Wen u sef dey find consoling rumour.. let me call dg to confirm if Dem go mobilize una

Guapo2000:
Ladokitez.. Any consoling rumour?

lmao.

y0rmee:
E dey your spam jor. I dey work on that mail thingy so e go dey enter your inbox directly..


thanks, brov

will check it now..

callmemercy:
Ehen...its laidat now? *brings out phone n dials Nysc hotline* I wee remove ur school from the list.

remove my skul.. just don't remove my name.

callmemercy:
Na by force, its durham I have

Ehn.. I no give u my strength again.. call someone else

callmemercy:
U must collect durham

Na by force? Kuku pay me in pounds.. 1000pounds

callmemercy:
I don laugh fall off bed! Lol! Issnor only dollars, u dun want durham?

dollar Don do. Durham go too exoensive

callmemercy:
How much? Two cowries?

PAy me in dollars.. 1000 usd

skoloppy31:
i no even worry myself again, i dey use my money chop now ni person just dey waste tfare up and down..the moment i found out 1 interview was those yeye GNLD , my smackdown full instanta,those mofos just ask me to go out jejely cos i was visibly furious and am ready to lunch chrome on that yeye guy with canoe shoe and cardboard shirt

lmao..i Don use mistake find masef for Dia midst before. I no use 5mins before I comot

skoloppy31:
where the work dey??he dey if long leg dey,,,me dey go back farm..as i dey house dey find small job to dey do, na sillly and stupid offer i dey get,plain slavery job, imagine i go dey com work on sunday on top 25k,i no go get chnace watch match for weekend oo, go dey close by 10pm, i just tell the man, you got the wrong nigga, i cant deal

Dem dey craze.. if person com work for 30days a month, Wen him. wan get d tym to spend d money? lol

skoloppy31:
thats why am not thinking about it...i dont comot mind for this year, cos by next month dem go mobilize pple and list suppose dn reach abuja now..

naso eksu do last year...sillly pple.

no b say d nysc guarantee work.. Iranu scheme

skoloppy31:
why the thin dey vex me be say the nysc discharge certificate, make me collect am drop am for them for house, make them call me when they help me find job..make i enter street find means to dey survive..by the time person buy 1k fuel in 2 days from 19800, how much go remain, you go chop and recharge phone oo..miscellanous is there

lmao

jokeydamson:
now u yalking...if one is not prayerful or even cateful time will run out without even knowing.

d guy just dey vex, no b say him self wan stay two years for house Na..

but to think of it, it would be beta if nysc was optional

skoloppy31:
i think so dear, me dn put mind say na next year thing..that would be 1 year and 3 months after writing final paper,wasting person precious time away..school is on strike for over months now and neither both state is saying anything about the payments of outstanding salary owed..i dn tell girls that are my friend to go tie the knot..

to even think that lautech is controlled by two states and can't still pay salary is a disgrace...

jokeydamson:
i mean no harm ooo just cant keep d joy,dere problem for lautech will be solve so we can all prepare for camp

I know say u mean no harm.. lautech Nasu dey mental ni

skoloppy31:
no mind those yeye pple wey nysc dey hungry, i just got mixed feelings about it..i no put am for mind,person wey wan help me do am for ogun self never cal me..na money i dey find jaree

naso jare.. wen nysc ready, dem go let ius know

skoloppy31:
i dn start but i got alumni and faculty clearance to go..me dn even comot mind self ..if no be dos yeye people wey dey send nysc link for group say make we go check name for the site, i no even disturb myself cos i know i neva finish clearance talkless of say i fill mobilization form

lol. Dem Don dey check name for nysc site?

Abacharles:
ah dey gv hope ni

give am well. I check ur blog now..na health blog?

callmemercy:
U cannot share abi?

I am too selfish to share. only if u wan buy

skoloppy31:
as in...the thing dn tire person, i never finish clearance self

dat lautech matter, Na make Una join hand and pray fa.

e get as e be o. especially for u wey Neva do clearance now.

jokeydamson:
Joor ooo,my sch be number 1

now, what are u feeling like? u want make lautech pple dey vex abi

HateU2:
smh for you

You no get girlfriend fa

so, option dey to carry girlfriend go camp? I no know o

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Abacharles:
LADOKITES ALL IS WELL

any news again?

HateU2:
chai Don't talk about it oo

i just dey imagine am fa.
d camp go get as e be o. especially if person dey north..

HateU2:
oremi, relax nah
November is camping

that kind harmattan camping