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sheboss:
Torr..inlaw kwa? Coyy honey,is this somborri related to you in anyway?

I'm not sure...

maybe he is my cousin dat has been in Ghana for d past 15years

goodnyt everyone..
special goodnyt to my beautiful Sheboss ..

MzShyShy:
abi we go kuku wear khaki loruko jesu

u just siddon for one corner dey read d thread lyk newspaper

sheboss:
As in ehhhhh Ife mi,I just weak for d guy ni. Abi na by force to get information? hian
tpip,I understand ur frustration brother (matter of fact, I used to be like u b4 I decided to register and join NL...and of course GL). It is not our fault that NYSC has decided to use us in playing tennis. I can totally relate with the paranoia and anxiety...desperation sef. But dude,take a chill pill...life is not that serious. You're lucky we have patient dogs like Yorme (pun very much intended ) who has taken his time to advise you...bc person like me,na to use broom sweep u comot like APC.
Pele ooo, ndo... don't worry,we go soon get information to informate you,and very soon too,we sef go follow wear khaki l'oruko Jesu...Aminnn.

amin my sweetheart.

tpip:
And if I do create a thread, will you people here allow it's rest. "Theres a thread already"
"Close thread"

create another na...report this thread to d mods.

tell dem we av derailed the thread.. they will close dis and leave ur own thread.



d only problem is, we shall derail ur thread too

what will u do den?

create a whatsapp group, a lot of pple have been asking for it.. that's another idea..with u as d admin, u can remove and block any derailer..

u get?

yorme:


Wicked! We'll surely see worse as i already anticipated this. Patience is the key, bro!

definitely...

I followed d batchA thread.. na why me dey take am do comedy..

I just dey laff for here.

tpip:
Mingle you said? Nahhhhh.
Problem? Nahhhhhh
Beef? Errm beef! Beef beef beef... let me seee.... errrm.. beef...Nahhhhhh
Hang myself? Nahhh not even a million nd I kinds of this madness can make me do that

lolz..

I no kuku mention yr name before u assume on ur own say na u I dey talk..


d one wey I mention u dey separate..

BTW, I like ur phonetics fa.. u go Gree teach me

amtaken:
Why always Mustapha? Why not Yinka or Okeke?

hahgahahahahga lolz..

those names no dey him dictionary

yorme:
Tpip, i understand you to the smallest detail. I really was like you, especially in the Batch A thread. I got so frustrated at their 'politics, relationships & booz' talks, then i did something.


1. I formally introduced myself on the thread (an important requirement so u can be mentioned once there's an important information)
2. I unfollowed the thread.

With that, i got easily updated with only relevant information from the thread, rather than the 'irrelevant' talks.

I'll employ you to do the same. Introduce yourself, and simply unfollow the thread. I promise you, you will surely be mentioned once we have relevant updates for you.

We're all here for one another, towards a common goal - a stress-free NYSC mobilization exercise!

'Yorme!

patience Jonathan.
this is why u r d second incorruptible Nigerian


tpip , u hear wetin he talk? no com here again o..except u wan com join us or share money.

u wan mingle. u no knw as u go take start cos u.think we Don knw eachoda from house, u com dey vex lyk say na we do u.


if u want info. call d DG na.. pple plenty wey get him fone number

if u get problem wey u wan solve, go to celestial.

if u dey beef d way we dey do, go hang ursef na.


anybody wey com here next to spit rubbish, I go send Yorme, abacharles and dream2 to beat am lyk say na wrestling

tpip:
Ok ok, you decide to call me out because i said "claim" as you put it, wasn't notified. Well I wasn't and if the thread wasn't filled with majorly pleasantries maybe I would have seen these informations u re talking about.

As for the person who said which information have I given, I never claimed to have information as a matter of fact I don't. It is what I come into the thread to get.

You people are refusing to be true to yourselves, this whole pleasantries thing is annoying. Im not against making friends, all im saying is this isnt the thread to do so. This thread was opened for prospective batch b corpers so let it be about that.

Who's tpip? Who's tpip? You dont know me and i also do not know you which is fine. I didn't join the thread to know you.

I have said my 2cents. Y'all should stop all these very unnecessary posts biko. U have info post, if you dont then chill. I have I will post if I dont I chill.
Coming here to tell me how your day was. What do i care.

Abeg whatever jor.

go and create ur own thread na.. who owe u information? use twitter @nysc_ng ..biko, close door jare.

yorme:
Na u talk that one oh! Buh fayose wont gree with u sha!

cos for fayose mind. he knows they are all corrupt.

and for my mind, I know they are all corrupt. e just get different grades.


tinubu na first class

fayose na tiff

buhari just dey pickpocket

Anuoluwaposimi:
Nice chatting wit u guys. Sweet dreams n God bless.

who is chatting with u
sha good nyt.. c him in ur dreams..
I mean badmus

yorme:
Na why i still dey doubt my nationality be that! I know say na European i be, i no be Nigerian like una!


Una Fantastically kwarapt people dem!

we only have one saint in this country...


muhamodu buhari

sheboss:
He asked me to speak 'our official language' which I did

dont mind d guy..

he doesn't knw dat he can't com between us.

yorme:
You for join enjoy d national disgrace na

it doesn't really matter..
d same pple disgracing him will still scream and hail him when they see him .

d same pple that called saraki thief, still hailed him wen he went to Ilorin..
what's d disgrace?

sheboss:
Oko mi, e ma binu si mi...u see,I was just so excited to meet my people here. Bawo ni na?

I understand d excitement o.. but dont let one boy use language dey get close na..

Anuoluwaposimi:
U get woman?

he has women and men..
men especially

sheboss:
It's spelt 'sosongo' and not 'sansanghan'.
Amenam tutu Asiere nde..afo anam die asem ibibio? Ato uke?

sweetheart please speak our official language.

yorme:
You dey related to Fayose bah?

no.
but I for happy if him b ma sure uncle..
I for don taste national cake na

where is chumaster na
he no get money for sub?
he travel go village?

he trowey fone?
dem steal him fone?

dem sieze am?

callmemercy:
Ekabo o

I no travel fa.
I just lazy ni

yorme:
Oya na! Lemmie goan learn tutorial from Coyy n Dream2!

100k or no tutorial from me.

MondeLuv:
Its okay. . . hope ur gud?

I am good..
hope mim.zy has won sha..

MondeLuv:
Coy, I didn't mean to derail you guys thread

I didn't mean to make u av that look..

now smile..I was just playing around as usual.

dipson546:
Guys, assuming you were in this car, what would you do?

walai I will just replace masef with Yorme in dat assumption ni o.

Anuoluwaposimi:
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kinni

Anuoluwaposimi:
Y r u jealous ? Well me just read d lessons n try get d msg it passes n relate it to my personal life.
Husband nko bandhus niiii

hahahahaha.

u won't meet bandhus but maybe badmus sha

Anuoluwaposimi:
I love today's fud 4 thought. It kind of apply to me somehow.Using myself as a case study. I don't rili miss up wit those not close to me infact m not a friendly type. But missing up wit u guys builds dat friendly part of me n dat is possible bcus I decided to blend. More grace Oga Dream2.

every lesson is applicable to u.


ehmmm...I b wan say somtin but I don forget



I remember now u myt just meet ur husband here..

franceswasky:
no e Neva pass 4 kwontinu, hop u no find person trouble today

when did I become a trouble maker?

tell me..I don trouble u before?


dat is how u b spoiling somebody name..

I will tell EFCC to freeze ur account now

Dream2:
A PCM from other thread(now closed)he claimed nobody notify him whenever there is an update about NYSC and all we do here is to greet and other stuffs sha,I personally never heard of the moniker not to talk of him doing intro so i decided to call him out.

tpip if nobody notified u, who did u notify abt any news

biko do as u lyk

good afternoon my pple.

d mentions too much, I dont even knw where to start from.. let me just start afresh..


Yorme y u and dream2 just dey pass my name to eachoda like ball na.



make I just greet 4pple.

anuoluwaposimi

missbeebee

callmemercy

chuxmyk d birthday boy

dipson546

franceswasky

mzshyshy

titanium38

ruthobaz

abacharles

ma beautiful Sheboss

I sha greet all of una

e b lyk say e don pass 4 o