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30 billion and he has this ugly, awful, forlorn, sullen, unabashed disarray of a hairline, can't even afford the tiniest of disciplines required to stick to a basic workout regime, not to mention the foul arrogance of his attitude and the broad cleft in his intellect. I am of a strong conviction that if this man wasn't born into a family of wealth, his sort of person would end up in the drabbest and grimiest places where only urchins and louts thrive.

NwaAmaikpe:




If you are unemployed or do not know what to do, use your hands!
It is biblical, Exodus 4:2.

When people tell me they are jobless, I look at them in pure disgust.

I became self-employed at the age of 8 when I learnt how to lock myself up in the bathroom and get busy with masturbation.

Haven mastered the use of my hands, I've seldom left them unemployed.

Giving a new perspective to the term ''Handjob'' eh