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chris365: the white pig seems to be stuck

explain why "I" shouldn't

Thank you - finally stopped being an idîot.

Because, monkey, YOUR breaking the rules of a language when you have absolutely no reason to is not smart.

Are you from Queens or an Ebonics area, Monkey man?

Are you from South Central L.A? What "smart" reason do you have for speaking Ebonics? Smart reason, I said. Why simplify English the Ebonics way.

You, Chrismonkey. Not someone else. What's your smart reason?

Don't tell me about other countries. Tell me about you.

chris365: what an id1ot..

just tell me why.

Why what? Ask me the right question. Why what?

Why it is not smart for you to speak Ebonics?

That's the only question I'll answer. Your choice.

So give the question and you'll get your answer.

chris365: don't run away from our original talk. this one clearly doesn't concern you. i doubt you even know the specs of such vehicle. dunce.

you've not proven to me why it's not smart to speak ebonics

For you to speak Ebonics! Leave other countries out of it. You! You! You!

So, ask the correct question. You!

chris365: i see you are at your mischief again just to cover your exposed id1iocy . similarities that i already gave


like i said, your stupid1ty has blinded you from reality.

now, tell me why it is not smart to speak ebonics while other countries have gladly borrowed our pidgin? simple question

You are a foöl, ChrisMonkey.

It is not smart for you to speak Ebonics. You! Not other countries. You! You! You!

You! ChrisMonkey. You and Ebonics. Not smart. You! You! You!

Got it?

You!

chris365: it one of those acquisition that you won't find online. it's already been spotted somewhere in the south.

courtesy of www.beegeagle.

And there I was thinking you'd designed something better than the Igirigi.

You disappoint, ChrisMonkey.

And here's hoping that you don't put wall paint on it, as you've done on your other vehicles.

chris365: i can only give you similarities

It's more like you enjoy making a fool of yourself.

You can? So why don't you do that? And I'm sure you will prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that "ain't" is native to Onitsha.

chris365: aww!! Did the question seem to complex for you? Cos am sure you'll be delighted to answer it if it'll further expose me.

Or are you scared you just realized you were just making noise over nothing and too stup1d to realize it in time?

The question falls to be ignored. You're trying to climb out of your hole. You're the one who has something to prove - ie - that you aren't an idïot. So, good luck with that.

chris365: hmm! So you mean speaking a language or in a manner that's outside your society is considered not smart? That my comrades chose not to speak that way and i chose to is not smart according to you?

So whites that have learnt to speak pidgin are being stupid? Hmm!!

So meaning you've digressed from calling it childish then?

there's really no end in sight for your madness.

I told you that you're too dunce to argue with me.

Yet here you are arguing with me. I guess you're the chief "dumbster" then?

That you're even asking the question. SMH.

You're speaking Ebonics. Not French or Xhosa, idïot. Frigging Ebonics. You aren't smart.

chris365: so now it's no longer childish to speak ebonics like you previously insinuated?

Can you try to stand your ground for once. Instead of shifting lanes whenever your stup1dity is exposed. It's not fun.

Or should i say "it aint fun" . ID1ot

No longer childish? As deduced from what exactly? We all know pidgin is your "taal", so spare is the Ebonics, ok? You can't be smart and speak Ebonics when you didn't grow up that way. Don't embarrass yourself. Do you see anyone else speaking like that here?

chris365: down to two lines i see I said explain what your years are for.

Is it that the phrase was used for the wrong purpose even though spoken with error? At least prove your smarts for once without blabbing.

Am waiting o

You'll wait until the sun shines out your bum. I've told you my piece and won't be explaining further. It's not my fault your reasoning let you down. If you can show the contrary, do that. Not that I'm expecting a miracle or anything. You've pushed your brain just about as far as it can go. What should happen now is that the other monkeys should gag you, before you hurt the whole troop.

chris365: dumbness from one comment to another

you just keep disconnecting yourself from the reality that's killing you rapidly.

So now it's down to pseeudo-ebonics not written by adults in africa. SMH

your problem goes deeper than just your dull brain. What happened? Dad never bailed on you or what? Their's gotta be somrthing.

Too ebonic for you? Reetard

Pick a language: pidgin or Ebonics. One fake the other real.

We all know you don't come from Queens. You come from Loogooz or thereabouts.

Grow up.

Augustine Again: [size=14pt]
hahaha south african soldiers k.ill each other...likely soweto afro-juju backfired[/size]

http://www.sabc.co.za/news/a/857e1a8040eeeec3a9dfa9434f2981a1/SANDF-member-arrested-for-killing-colleague

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I already said - Naai-geria also has stories of soldiers with personal issues.

So, if it pleases you, enjoy the read below.

http://www.dailyindependentnig.com/2013/06/soldier-commits-suicide-over-killing-of-parents-children-by-boko-haram/

Not only does BH kick butt, now it's causing your soldiers to have psychological issues.

How's that for juju (Boko Haram) backfiring - as in, literally?

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chris365: o please.. Cry me a river.. Slight error but rightly used... What's your tears for? Try to explain in a more coherent manner please

Slight error from the king of reasoning?

Dit maak nie sense nie

chris365:
i remember saying this kind of thing in my primary school days. You just woke some memories
You must be facing a lot of bullying in school.. Poor you
dude, i think you need to work harder, cos you've not got me anywhere near anger.
You're just repeating the same old you i've encountered several times when i feel like playing with something.

Keep it coming cos i'm kinda bored right now and i ain't feeling sleepy yet. Okay!

Oh so you have a history with this sort of thing? I should have known. Silly me for thinking this is something that could be fixed. It's deep-rooted.

And tell me; why do you write in pseudo-Ebonics if you're from Naai-geria? And you call yourself mature?

Teenagers from Africa write or speak in pseudo-Ebonics. Not grown-ups.

chris365: i guess as an 1diot you'll never understand what it means to admit your error.

You are apparently the king of reasoning before talking. Horror of horrors! Your reasoning missed a spot. Maybe your reasoning is not so sharp then?

Not that we did not know that already. You aren't exactly the smartest tool in the shed.

You used to thrive on calling people stüpid. Look at you now. Pathetic and beaten up. You know why? That's cause you were never smart. You relied on brawn. Unfortunately for you, I'm not worried about brawn from monkeys. Had you left me alone (seeing as I never addressed you), you'd be fine. But noooo, you deemed it "smart" to pick out my posts.

You need a brain before you pick on me, mmmkay?

chris365: did you read what you typed. Cos it's clearly unconnected to what you responded to.

Check yourself son.. You keep sliding down with every response. Stup1d white pig

An irritated monkey

What happened to the ChrisApe who used to swear he's tell me everyday that I'm stüpid. Having not been provoked? Remember those days? When you picked on me?

Not so nice now that you're eating your own rubbish, is it? Eat your kak. Drink up!

I told you that talking about intelligence will not make you intelligence. You remain an imbecïle...and a humanoid.

I've got nothing to check. I'm happy. You allege it. You prove it.

Failing that, accept your award - moemish of the year.

chris365: "quote the context", "quote in context" .


it was a minor error

Wonders never cease. Now, it is possible to quote a context. This is amazing. Where have I been all these years? It would seem I am behind the times.

Eat your kak, idïot.

It's a "minor error", he says

I thought you said you think before talking. How does it happen that you make "minor errors" now? Is it because you are an idïot then?

chris365: now your complaint is about "likes"? What kind of breeze is blowing in that empty skull? Do the likes hurt you that much? Do you feel depressed whenever you see a sign of solidarity among Nigerians? (cos i know your brain will never be able to reason in that angle)

you should go and check the meaning of juvenile if it eludes your mind. Cos it's a big fvck up if you're not a child and keep acting like one.

Grow up.. Your condescending attitude is irritating and will not help your intellectually dormant brain.

Complaint? I'm helping you save your energy

Is boko haram the sign of solidarity that you're talking about? Ok... Very much maningi interesting.

Hit a nerve, have I?

Ohhhh, ChrisMonkey is irritated? Not having fun now, are you? Poor ChrisMonkey.

It's simple, ChrisMonkey. Stop being an idïot and you'll be just fine. You can start with your next post.

You think I'm here to get intellectual help? Wow, talk about overrating one's capabilities

chris365: you know, if you want to quote me, try quoting the context from which you pick my words from.

i know that the only thing your disfunctional brain understands is misinformation. That report is meant for you.. An 1diot

so enjoy.

Only in Naa-geria is it possible to "quote the context". How do you "quote the context", please?

Given this phrase, I doubt pretty much that you should be talking about dysfunctional brains.

As of today, you have no factual grounds on which you can dispute the report. It's a rumour for a rumour. Don't waste our time.

You said something stüpid and it was called out. End of story.

chris365: you forgot how our media like to peddle their lies...

Yes - so let's stop quoting media reports and go by tall tales from old village ladies, yes?

In fact, let's scrap everything that's been said on this thread, which is based on media reports.

NaijaPikinGidi: Desperation from a weak desperado! Gendarmes killed Shekau and did not take his body or show knowledge of the fact that he had been killed even long after NA had announced his death after a gun battle that saw Boko Haram running away into your weak side of the border? Camerounian gendarmes killed him and yet have no clue when the incident occurred? Not even a single Cameounian news report or military intelligence report from your security forces about the incidence? You are a clown at best and a delusional soul at worst to have tried this cheap shot at claiming credit that belongs to the NA! Your Nairaland story from Leadership Newspapers is very vague and does not cite anything to support the headline! Keep gloating! We have finished talk on this long ago!

Wait a minute, just.Don't get carried away. All reports says he "may have died". We will talk when all is conclusive, mmkay?

It's all rumours right now. Give us a break, will you. Come back when it's no longer a rumour. In fact, come back when you've defeated Boko Haram.

NaijaPikinGidi: The sniping continues! SANDF soldier snipes at his comrades killing one and sending the other halfway into the world beyond! Why was he left behind ... When he should be using his mortal shooting talents in the DRC?

http://www.sabc.co.za/news/a/857e1a8040eeeec3a9dfa9434f2981a1/SANDF-member-arrested-for-killing-colleague

Ho-hum. Boring. And then...?

It's not as if we cannot pull out stories of naai-gerian soldiers dealing with personal issues.

try another approach.

Oh, by the way, my monkeys - "liking" each other's comments is futile. We South Africans look at the content. We don't care about "likes" all the time. I see that you're furiously "liking" every single one of your empty posts.

NaijaPikinGidi: Let the juveniles remain delinquently so! He likes the limelight of ignominy! With him ... impossible stupidity is possible!

If I had a dollar for each time a Naai-gerian said "juvenile", I'd be a millionaire by now. It must be a crime to be juvenile in Naai-jeria, seeing as it's an insult - apparently (*scratches head). In normal (and advanced) societies, juveniles are ok. It's the idïots we worry about. You and ChrisMonkey being the top candidates for the awards. The vocabulary has even dried up that side. Now, you both are stuck on j-uuuuv---ennillee.

How does "imbecïle" grab ya?

Fighter Pilot: Since, you are not a soldier it will be hard to understand everything. The head of the mission could be anybody from any country. So, if it was appointed from Ghana, would you say that Ghana is giving orders to all participating countries?

Come on boy, what are you on about is childish ranting and does not hold any substance. In deployment you even hardly see the head of the mission, the only person you see is your contigent commander.

I'm surprised you and Andrew feel the need to respond seriously to the statements. We all know that it's about finding something...anything to criticise. Seeing as the M23 have been withdrawing, the opportunity to celebrate an SANDF "failure" has been snatched from the jealous nation. Now the best thing to do for them is to manufacture "an issue". Save your sanity, fighter pilot. See envy for what it is. '

They know exactly what you are talking about, but because the "Seleka" argument is gone, because the "not a single shot fired in DRC" argument is dead, because the ":M23 is winning argument" is unavailable, the next best thing is "Tanzania this. Tanzania that". You worry to much.

One moment they say, South Africa is being led by a lesser military power (Tanzania). The next, they say Tanzania is better.

Don't you see what you are dealing with here? They can't even make up their minds. They shift from argument to argument. As long as there's a manufactured "issue" to hold on to. Don't worry so much about the jealous idïots. Just toy with them and leave them be.

chris365: there's a saying that "when you scream #thief# in a crowded place, only the thief himself starts to sweat profusely". you just proved to be a complete GOOFBALL by continuously responding to a post directed at an unnamed ID!OTIC JUVENILE.

and your response ... STUP1D just became an overstatement to describe you. SMH

There's a cheerleader, who has been reduced to nothing but a hand-clapper. That's right. All you're good for now is asking questions about weapons. No more talking rubbish, isn't it? You've had enough of having your kak thrown back at you?

Will you be joining your friend in the mental facility, seeing as you also are "talking to yourself"?

Funny how something "stupid" has you two responding all day

Must be hitting a nerve, non?

NaijaPikinGidi: Long range precision shots. See how truth works wonders! Unknown identities owning up to their known reputations! Someone specific will always respond in a specific manner because his conscience will forever match the profile captured by my simple truths. This juvenile will always tag on to my comments directly! But why must it be him? Now watch him come onto this comment like a green toilet fly!

Green toilet fly is attracted to what, again?

Yup! Eat your own kak.

Just like I called it and just as you've branded your posts.

Wear it.

NaijaPikinGidi: I did not mention a single name ... [/b]

Then, let us accept that you are mentally challenged, as you have just confirmed. By your own admission, you are talking to "no one". Let the sane people of the thread then point out to you that you need to visit a psychiatric facility. Talking to yourself is not good for your health. You see dead people, don't you?

Not only do you have a personality disorder, between All4Naai-ja and Naai-jaPigoon, you also believe that you are in Loogoos, while you are in Braamfontein.

I worry for you. Therefore. I took the trouble to find you the nearest mental facility in Gauteng.

It's called Vista. Unfortunately, it is a private facility. If it's too much for you and your family back in Naai-geria, let me know. I will recommend a government facility.

Meanwhile, the Naai-gerians have resigned themselves to the fact that the military won't save them from Boko haram. They've had enough of the uselessness.

http://m.voanews.com/a/1741885.html


"We are not scared of death, because you only die once," he said. "If we just fold our arms and stand by and watch in fear, the Boko Haram would eventually come out to kill us anyways. So why do we have to entertain fear?"

Many locals are fed up with the insurgency and applaud the efforts of the Civilian JTF. But analysts say the vigilantes mark a worrying devolution of the crisis.

The military encourages the Civilian JTF and provides them with protection details for their missions, but it has stopped short of giving them guns. The thinking is that locals know the communities and are better able to spot and track down militants.

chris365:

i think sey na only me notice the jozing

Don't speak monkey please.

NaijaPikinGidi: This pathetic juvenile only lowers deeper into his own mud pit! Insults are his mainstay when he cannot engage in a mature military focused discussion! Funny how his high moments emerge whenever his Ghanaian lapdog saunters in on the thread to display their trademark talents of first class stupidity! I leave him as usual in his ignominy!

His desperate screen shots seem to be as weak as his fraudulent sniper shots claim!

Wander on boy!

That's right, mr Hillbrow scum. Eat your own kak. Ghanaian lapdogs or not, you will be told the truth and no mount of mouth foaming will help you. The only things that's weak are you "sub-tweets". Look at you, addressing me indirectly like an intellectual coward. I will quote you for as long as you continue to talk rubbish.

You haven't engaged in anything worthwhile either as all4Naai-ja or Naai-jaPigoon. You can't talk. Now eat up and drink on your pool of slime.